Online

This Corona virus is a blessing
My wife doesn't want to travel anywhere.

She no longer buys anything online, since everything comes from China.

she doesn't go to the mall to avoid the crowds.

she spends all of her time in a mask with her mouth closed.

Best thing that has ever happened to me.
I bought a bunch of antique spears online, but they arrived without their spear heads.
I got shafted.
Are you the online order I placed a few days ago? Cause I’ve been waiting for you all day.
How Much Do You Charge?
How Much Do You Charge? A man finds himself in need of a good lawyer. He finds one online and goes to his office. After being allowed inside, he sits across from the lawyer. He needs legal help, but he wants to make sure he can afford it first. “Can you tell me how much you charge?” he asks. “Of course,” the lawyer replies, “I charge $800 to answer three questions.” The man was alarmed. “Don’t you think that’s an awful lot of money to answer three questions?” He inquired. “Yes it is”, answers the lawyer, “What’s your third question?”
A woman tried to order an exotic snake online, but was surprised to find that when the package arrived, it contained only feathered scarves.
I ordered the wrong kind of flowers online for Valentines Day.
Oops e-daisies.
“The worst part of online shopping is having to get up and get your credit card from your purse.”
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