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Thought I saw a zebra in a field near my house recently, turned out to be a horse in his pyjamas.
A teacher asks the class to name six mammals that you might find in Africa. One of the pupils replies, “five zebras and a lion”.
Zebras aren’t fans of colouring books. They don’t like having to stay between the lions.
The zookeeper told me I wasn’t allowed to buy the animals so I asked why the zebra had a barcode.
A zebra is the safest place to cross the road. Unless you are actually a zebra.
What did the lollipop lady say to the zebra crossing?
'You're stripping me of a job.'
Why do zebras have stripes?
Because they don't want to be spotted.
A man goes to his male doctor after several tests and tells him, "Give it to me straight doc!"
The doctor replies, "That's impossible, we're both male."
They both laugh and the doctor says, "Besides, I don't want AIDS."
I used to know two birds who excelled in ballet...
They were two toucans.
The zookeeper was struggling to explain why two tropical birds were stuck together.
It was toucan fusing.
Can birds sell cereal to children?
I don't know if one can, but toucan.
The local zoo just started a recycling collection program to support its mission: 'When you bring in one can, you can save Toucans.'
Do you know what kind of stock to use when making neotropical near-passerine bird soup?
Doesnt matter, as long as you put Toucans in.
"How much did you have to drink?"
"About a birds worth."
"You know, toucans."
A friend of mine tried to annoy me with bird puns, but I soon realized that toucan play at that game.