To Jokes

Santa isn't the only one coming to town.
I know what gift I want to give you tonight.
Let’s pretend to be presents and get laid under the tree.
I've got the keys to the sleigh tonight.
Aren’t you supposed to be on top of that tree? Because you’re a star.
I'll be home for Christmas—and I want you to come with me.
I feel like a Christmas tree when you talk to me because I light up.
Would you like to come to my place and light my Yule log?
Nice wrapping but I need to inspect it.
Is that a candy cane in your pocket, or are you just struggling to contain your excite-mint?
I'm like a Christmas present - you'll love waking up to me in the morning.
I take romance to a new level - I don't cuddle, I hibernate.
I just got some mistletoe, how about we go back to my place and try it out?
Baby, we need to get together before Christmas, because you can't spell "love" with No-el.
Are you Christmas? Because I want to Merry you.
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