Are you Koalified to get in here? It's an un-bear-able intrusion! But while you're here, you might as well read our funny Koala Puns!

What do you call a Koala that can pick up an elephant ? Sir!
How do koalas stay in shape? They do bearobics.
When does a Koala go "moo"? When it is learning a new language!
What is a koala’s favorite pop singer? Koala Rae Jepsen. Her most popular song? “Koala Me Maybe”.
Every koala supports the idea of being able to defend themselves against tyranny. They believe in having the right to bear claws.
What is a koala bear’s favorite mixed drink? A pina koala.
There once was a koala who could run at a speed of more than 800 miles per hour. He was the first koala to break the sound bearier.
What is a koala’s favorite exercise?
Bearobics.
What’s the scariest koala movie ever made? The Bear Witch Project.
Why do you never see koalas wearing shoes? Because they love going bearfoot.
How does a koala get from one place to another? On a gondkoala.
Why isn't the the koala a real bear? He doesn't have the right koalifications.
What do koalas do when they see social injustice happening in the world? They fight for ekoalaty!
What did the koala write in his Valentine’s Day card to his girlfriend? “I love you-calyptus”.
What did the koala radio host say before going on a commercial break? “We’re going to take a small paws for our sponsors.”
What would you call a dream where a koala bear is eating you? A bite-mare.
Why was the koala scientist so well-respected by his peers? He was known for conducting excellent koalatative research.
What’s another popular Christmas song that baby koalas like to sing? “Joey to the World”, of course!
Why did the Koala cross the road? To prove to the possum that it could be done!
Why did the koala bear eat so much eucalyptus? He simply couldn’t leaf it alone.
Why did the bear quit his second job?
Because he needed some koalaty time with his family.
What is a koala bear’s favorite line in the movie “The Sixth Sense”? “Aussie dead people.”
What happened when the koala tripped and fell in a crowded restaurant? He got embearassed.
What is a koala’s favorite Christmas carol? Deck the halls with boughs of holly, koala-la-la-la, la-la-la-la!!!
Where are koalas taken when they die? To an ancient bearial site.
Did you hear about the koala bear in the church choir? Yeah, they say he sings bearitone.
How do you apologize to a koala?
Bear your heart and soul to them.
What do koalas use when they’re doing yard work? A wheelbearow.
What happened when the koala house party got a little too far out of hand? One of the neighbors koalaed the cops.
What do you call a koala with no teeth? A gummy bear.