Where do koalas go to settle legal matters? A kangaroo court!
If you ever own a koala as a pet, make sure you can keep track of it by putting a koalar around its neck.
Which side of a koala bear has the most fur? The outside!
How does a koala get from one place to another? On a gondkoala.
Why was the koala scientist so well-respected by his peers? He was known for conducting excellent koalatative research.
How did the koala bear get the high-paying job? He met all of the koalafications.
Was the koala able to complete the grueling 26-mile marathon? Bearly.
How do you apologize to a koala? BEAR your heart and soul.
What do koalas do when they’re facing a tough situation? They grin and bear it.
A star athlete in Koalaville got kicked off the Olympic team for cheating. Unfortunately, he was diskoalafied.
What’s another popular Christmas song that baby koalas like to sing? “Joey to the World”, of course!
Why didn’t the koala bear get the job? He was underkoalafied. How did he fix this? By going back to koalage.
What's a Koalas favorite drink? Coca Koala!
What happened when the bear applied at the movie theater?
He was told he was not koala-fied.
What did the grape say when the Koala stood on it? Nothing, it just let out a little wine!
What is a koala’s favorite exercise?
Bearobics.
Why are koala's so sleepy? Because you just got to be tired being so darn cute all day!
I tried to keep a koala in my house, but the smell was just unBEARable.
What happened when the koala tripped and fell in a crowded restaurant? He got embearassed.
Every koala supports the idea of being able to defend themselves against tyranny. They believe in having the right to bear claws.
There once was a koala who could run at a speed of more than 800 miles per hour. He was the first koala to break the sound bearier.
Why did the bear quit his second job?
Because he needed some koalaty time with his family.
What would you call a dream where a koala bear is eating you? A bite-mare.
What do koalas use when they’re doing yard work? A wheelbearow.
What does a koala do before making any kind of appointment? He always checks his koalander.
What do you call a koala with no teeth? A gummy bear.
What’s the scariest koala movie ever made? The Bear Witch Project.
Why did the koala get fired from his job?
Because he would only do the bear minimum.
Why do you never see koalas wearing shoes? Because they love going bearfoot.
What is a koala’s favorite Christmas carol? Deck the halls with boughs of holly, koala-la-la-la, la-la-la-la!!!
How did the little koala bear stop the movie? She hit the paws button.
Why don’t koalas like fast food? Because it’s too hard for them to catch.
Why isn't the the koala a real bear? He doesn't have the right koalifications.
What do you call a Koala that can pick up an elephant ? Sir!
What’s small, furry and slightly purple? A koala holding its breath!
Where are koalas taken when they die? To an ancient bearial site.
What happened when the koala house party got a little too far out of hand? One of the neighbors koalaed the cops.
What is a koala’s favorite pop singer? Koala Rae Jepsen. Her most popular song? “Koala Me Maybe”.
Besides eucalyptus leaves, what is a koala bear’s favorite vegetable? Koalaflower.
How do you apologize to a koala?
Bear your heart and soul to them.
Why did the manager hire the marsupial? Because he was koala-fied.
What is a koala bear’s favorite mixed drink? A pina koala.
When does a Koala go "moo"? When it is learning a new language!
Why did the koala bear eat so much eucalyptus? He simply couldn’t leaf it alone.
What do you call a koala with a negative attitude? The bearer of bad news.
Before the Koalaville basketball team can play for the national championship, they have to make it through the koalafying rounds.
Why did the Koala cross the road? To prove to the possum that it could be done!
What is a koala’s favorite type of fruit? Bearies.
What is a koala bear’s favorite line in the movie “The Sixth Sense”? “Aussie dead people.”
What happens when a koala drinks too much alcohol? He gets a bear gut.