Was the koala able to complete the grueling 26-mile marathon? Bearly.
How did the little koala bear stop the movie? She hit the paws button.
What’s another popular Christmas song that baby koalas like to sing? “Joey to the World”, of course!
Why did the manager hire the marsupial? Because he was koala-fied.
How did the koala bear get the high-paying job? He met all of the koalafications.
What do koalas use when they’re doing yard work? A wheelbearow.
What do you call a Koala that can pick up an elephant ? Sir!
There once was a koala who could run at a speed of more than 800 miles per hour. He was the first koala to break the sound bearier.
What is a koala’s favorite type of fruit? Bearies.
Why did the bear quit his second job?
Because he needed some koalaty time with his family.
What is a koala’s favorite exercise?
Bearobics.
What would you call a dream where a koala bear is eating you? A bite-mare.
How do you apologize to a koala?
Bear your heart and soul to them.
What’s the scariest koala movie ever made? The Bear Witch Project.
How does a koala get from one place to another? On a gondkoala.
How do you know when a baby koala bear is happy? You’ll see them jump for joey!
What happened when the koala house party got a little too far out of hand? One of the neighbors koalaed the cops.
What is a koala’s favorite Christmas carol? Deck the halls with boughs of holly, koala-la-la-la, la-la-la-la!!!
If you ever own a koala as a pet, make sure you can keep track of it by putting a koalar around its neck.
Every koala supports the idea of being able to defend themselves against tyranny. They believe in having the right to bear claws.
Why did the koala bear eat so much eucalyptus? He simply couldn’t leaf it alone.
What is a koala’s favorite soft drink? Koka-Koala, of course!
Why isn't the the koala a real bear? He doesn't have the right koalifications.
Why did the koala get fired from his job?
Because he would only do the bear minimum.
What do koalas do when they’re facing a tough situation? They grin and bear it.
What is a koala bear’s favorite mixed drink? A pina koala.
What happened when the koala tripped and fell in a crowded restaurant? He got embearassed.
I tried to keep a koala in my house, but the smell was just unBEARable.
What did the koala write in his Valentine’s Day card to his girlfriend? “I love you-calyptus”.
Why didn’t the koala bear get the job? He was underkoalafied. How did he fix this? By going back to koalage.
Why was the koala scientist so well-respected by his peers? He was known for conducting excellent koalatative research.
What's a Koalas favorite drink? Coca Koala!
What happens when a koala drinks too much alcohol? He gets a bear gut.
Did you hear about the koala bear in the church choir? Yeah, they say he sings bearitone.
Besides eucalyptus leaves, what is a koala bear’s favorite vegetable? Koalaflower.
Why did the Koala cross the road? To prove to the possum that it could be done!
What do you call a koala with no teeth? A gummy bear.
Why don’t koalas like fast food? Because it’s too hard for them to catch.
What did the koala radio host say before going on a commercial break? “We’re going to take a small paws for our sponsors.”
What did the grape say when the Koala stood on it? Nothing, it just let out a little wine!
What is a koala’s favorite pop singer? Koala Rae Jepsen. Her most popular song? “Koala Me Maybe”.
What do you call a koala with a negative attitude? The bearer of bad news.
Before the Koalaville basketball team can play for the national championship, they have to make it through the koalafying rounds.
When does a Koala go "moo"? When it is learning a new language!
Which side of a koala bear has the most fur? The outside!
Where are koalas taken when they die? To an ancient bearial site.
How do you apologize to a koala? BEAR your heart and soul.
What does a koala do before making any kind of appointment? He always checks his koalander.
Where do koalas go to settle legal matters? A kangaroo court!
Why do you never see koalas wearing shoes? Because they love going bearfoot.
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