What do koalas do when they see social injustice happening in the world? They fight for ekoalaty!
A star athlete in Koalaville got kicked off the Olympic team for cheating. Unfortunately, he was diskoalafied.
There once was a koala who could run at a speed of more than 800 miles per hour. He was the first koala to break the sound bearier.
What’s another popular Christmas song that baby koalas like to sing? “Joey to the World”, of course!
Where do koalas go to settle legal matters? A kangaroo court!
What happens when a koala drinks too much alcohol? He gets a bear gut.
How did the little koala bear stop the movie? She hit the paws button.
What is a koala’s favorite exercise?
Bearobics.
How did the koala bear get the high-paying job? He met all of the koalafications.
Before the Koalaville basketball team can play for the national championship, they have to make it through the koalafying rounds.
What is a koala’s favorite Christmas carol? Deck the halls with boughs of holly, koala-la-la-la, la-la-la-la!!!
What’s small, furry and slightly purple? A koala holding its breath!
What did the koala radio host say before going on a commercial break? “We’re going to take a small paws for our sponsors.”
What does a koala do before making any kind of appointment? He always checks his koalander.
What do you call a koala with no teeth? A gummy bear.
If you ever own a koala as a pet, make sure you can keep track of it by putting a koalar around its neck.
When does a Koala go "moo"? When it is learning a new language!
What's a Koalas favorite drink? Coca Koala!
What do you call a Koala that can pick up an elephant ? Sir!
How does a koala get from one place to another? On a gondkoala.
Why didn’t the koala bear get the job? He was underkoalafied. How did he fix this? By going back to koalage.
What happened when the koala house party got a little too far out of hand? One of the neighbors koalaed the cops.
How do you apologize to a koala?
Bear your heart and soul to them.
Why did the Koala cross the road? To prove to the possum that it could be done!
Why don’t koalas like fast food? Because it’s too hard for them to catch.
What happened when the koala tripped and fell in a crowded restaurant? He got embearassed.
What’s the scariest koala movie ever made? The Bear Witch Project.
Why isn't the the koala a real bear? He doesn't have the right koalifications.
Why did the bear quit his second job?
Because he needed some koalaty time with his family.
What do koalas do when they’re facing a tough situation? They grin and bear it.
I tried to keep a koala in my house, but the smell was just unBEARable.
What happened when the bear applied at the movie theater?
He was told he was not koala-fied.
Why did the manager hire the marsupial? Because he was koala-fied.
Did you hear about the koala bear in the church choir? Yeah, they say he sings bearitone.
What is a koala’s favorite type of fruit? Bearies.
Why are koala's so sleepy? Because you just got to be tired being so darn cute all day!
What do you call a koala with a negative attitude? The bearer of bad news.
Was the koala able to complete the grueling 26-mile marathon? Bearly.
What do koalas use when they’re doing yard work? A wheelbearow.
What is a koala’s favorite soft drink? Koka-Koala, of course!
What did the koala write in his Valentine’s Day card to his girlfriend? “I love you-calyptus”.
How do you apologize to a koala? BEAR your heart and soul.
Why did the koala get fired from his job?
Because he would only do the bear minimum.
Where are koalas taken when they die? To an ancient bearial site.
What is a koala bear’s favorite mixed drink? A pina koala.
What would you call a dream where a koala bear is eating you? A bite-mare.
Besides eucalyptus leaves, what is a koala bear’s favorite vegetable? Koalaflower.
What is a koala’s favorite pop singer? Koala Rae Jepsen. Her most popular song? “Koala Me Maybe”.
Which side of a koala bear has the most fur? The outside!
Why do you never see koalas wearing shoes? Because they love going bearfoot.
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