What is a koala’s favorite soft drink? Koka-Koala, of course!
What do you call a koala with a negative attitude? The bearer of bad news.
What is a koala’s favorite type of fruit? Bearies.
Why did the koala get fired from his job?
Because he would only do the bear minimum.
What is a koala bear’s favorite mixed drink? A pina koala.
Why did the koala bear eat so much eucalyptus? He simply couldn’t leaf it alone.
Why did the bear quit his second job?
Because he needed some koalaty time with his family.
How do you apologize to a koala? BEAR your heart and soul.
What would you call a dream where a koala bear is eating you? A bite-mare.
What’s small, furry and slightly purple? A koala holding its breath!
What’s the scariest koala movie ever made? The Bear Witch Project.
What is a koala bear’s favorite line in the movie “The Sixth Sense”? “Aussie dead people.”
What do you call a koala with no teeth? A gummy bear.
Why don’t koalas like fast food? Because it’s too hard for them to catch.
What happens when a koala drinks too much alcohol? He gets a bear gut.
What happened when the koala house party got a little too far out of hand? One of the neighbors koalaed the cops.
What do koalas do when they’re facing a tough situation? They grin and bear it.
What do koalas use when they’re doing yard work? A wheelbearow.
Every koala supports the idea of being able to defend themselves against tyranny. They believe in having the right to bear claws.
Why isn't the the koala a real bear? He doesn't have the right koalifications.
How did the little koala bear stop the movie? She hit the paws button.
What did the grape say when the Koala stood on it? Nothing, it just let out a little wine!
There once was a koala who could run at a speed of more than 800 miles per hour. He was the first koala to break the sound bearier.
How do you apologize to a koala?
Bear your heart and soul to them.
Why are koala's so sleepy? Because you just got to be tired being so darn cute all day!
What is a koala’s favorite exercise?
Bearobics.
What is a koala’s favorite pop singer? Koala Rae Jepsen. Her most popular song? “Koala Me Maybe”.
What's a Koalas favorite drink? Coca Koala!
How do koalas stay in shape? They do bearobics.
What did the koala radio host say before going on a commercial break? “We’re going to take a small paws for our sponsors.”
What do you call a Koala that can pick up an elephant ? Sir!
If you ever own a koala as a pet, make sure you can keep track of it by putting a koalar around its neck.
What’s another popular Christmas song that baby koalas like to sing? “Joey to the World”, of course!
What does a koala do before making any kind of appointment? He always checks his koalander.
Before the Koalaville basketball team can play for the national championship, they have to make it through the koalafying rounds.
What do koalas do when they see social injustice happening in the world? They fight for ekoalaty!
Why did the manager hire the marsupial? Because he was koala-fied.
Did you hear about the koala bear in the church choir? Yeah, they say he sings bearitone.
Was the koala able to complete the grueling 26-mile marathon? Bearly.
Why was the koala scientist so well-respected by his peers? He was known for conducting excellent koalatative research.
I tried to keep a koala in my house, but the smell was just unBEARable.
When does a Koala go "moo"? When it is learning a new language!
Why didn’t the koala bear get the job? He was underkoalafied. How did he fix this? By going back to koalage.
A star athlete in Koalaville got kicked off the Olympic team for cheating. Unfortunately, he was diskoalafied.
Why did the Koala cross the road? To prove to the possum that it could be done!
Where do most koala movie stars live? In Koalawood, Koalafornia, of course!
Which side of a koala bear has the most fur? The outside!
Besides eucalyptus leaves, what is a koala bear’s favorite vegetable? Koalaflower.
What did the koala write in his Valentine’s Day card to his girlfriend? “I love you-calyptus”.
How does a koala get from one place to another? On a gondkoala.