What did the koala write in his Valentine’s Day card to his girlfriend? “I love you-calyptus”.
When does a Koala go "moo"? When it is learning a new language!
What did the grape say when the Koala stood on it? Nothing, it just let out a little wine!
Every koala supports the idea of being able to defend themselves against tyranny. They believe in having the right to bear claws.
How do koalas stay in shape? They do bearobics.
What is a koala’s favorite type of fruit? Bearies.
What’s small, furry and slightly purple? A koala holding its breath!
What do you call a Koala that can pick up an elephant ? Sir!
What is a koala’s favorite Christmas carol? Deck the halls with boughs of holly, koala-la-la-la, la-la-la-la!!!
Was the koala able to complete the grueling 26-mile marathon? Bearly.
If you ever own a koala as a pet, make sure you can keep track of it by putting a koalar around its neck.
Why isn't the the koala a real bear? He doesn't have the right koalifications.
What do koalas do when they see social injustice happening in the world? They fight for ekoalaty!
What does a koala do before making any kind of appointment? He always checks his koalander.
What do you call a koala with no teeth? A gummy bear.
Why did the Koala cross the road? To prove to the possum that it could be done!
Why are koala's so sleepy? Because you just got to be tired being so darn cute all day!
What do koalas do when they’re facing a tough situation? They grin and bear it.
Before the Koalaville basketball team can play for the national championship, they have to make it through the koalafying rounds.
How does a koala get from one place to another? On a gondkoala.
There once was a koala who could run at a speed of more than 800 miles per hour. He was the first koala to break the sound bearier.
What’s the scariest koala movie ever made? The Bear Witch Project.
What's a Koalas favorite drink? Coca Koala!
What is a koala’s favorite soft drink? Koka-Koala, of course!
Why was the koala scientist so well-respected by his peers? He was known for conducting excellent koalatative research.
Where do koalas go to settle legal matters? A kangaroo court!
Why do you never see koalas wearing shoes? Because they love going bearfoot.
Why did the koala bear eat so much eucalyptus? He simply couldn’t leaf it alone.
What is a koala bear’s favorite line in the movie “The Sixth Sense”? “Aussie dead people.”
What happened when the bear applied at the movie theater?
He was told he was not koala-fied.
What did the koala radio host say before going on a commercial break? “We’re going to take a small paws for our sponsors.”
What is a koala bear’s favorite mixed drink? A pina koala.
I tried to keep a koala in my house, but the smell was just unBEARable.
Why don’t koalas like fast food? Because it’s too hard for them to catch.
What do koalas use when they’re doing yard work? A wheelbearow.
Where are koalas taken when they die? To an ancient bearial site.
What’s another popular Christmas song that baby koalas like to sing? “Joey to the World”, of course!
Where do most koala movie stars live? In Koalawood, Koalafornia, of course!
Why did the manager hire the marsupial? Because he was koala-fied.
What do you call a koala with a negative attitude? The bearer of bad news.
Why did the bear quit his second job?
Because he needed some koalaty time with his family.
What happened when the koala tripped and fell in a crowded restaurant? He got embearassed.
What would you call a dream where a koala bear is eating you? A bite-mare.
A star athlete in Koalaville got kicked off the Olympic team for cheating. Unfortunately, he was diskoalafied.
How did the koala bear get the high-paying job? He met all of the koalafications.
What is a koala’s favorite exercise?
Bearobics.
Besides eucalyptus leaves, what is a koala bear’s favorite vegetable? Koalaflower.
Did you hear about the koala bear in the church choir? Yeah, they say he sings bearitone.
Which side of a koala bear has the most fur? The outside!
How do you apologize to a koala? BEAR your heart and soul.
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