What happened when the koala house party got a little too far out of hand? One of the neighbors koalaed the cops.
What is a koala’s favorite soft drink? Koka-Koala, of course!
What do you call a Koala that can pick up an elephant ? Sir!
If you ever own a koala as a pet, make sure you can keep track of it by putting a koalar around its neck.
What did the grape say when the Koala stood on it? Nothing, it just let out a little wine!
Why don’t koalas like fast food? Because it’s too hard for them to catch.
What is a koala’s favorite type of fruit? Bearies.
What is a koala’s favorite exercise?
Bearobics.
Why was the koala scientist so well-respected by his peers? He was known for conducting excellent koalatative research.
How do koalas stay in shape? They do bearobics.
I tried to keep a koala in my house, but the smell was just unBEARable.
Why did the manager hire the marsupial? Because he was koala-fied.
How did the little koala bear stop the movie? She hit the paws button.
How do you apologize to a koala?
Bear your heart and soul to them.
What happens when a koala drinks too much alcohol? He gets a bear gut.
What happened when the bear applied at the movie theater?
He was told he was not koala-fied.
Why did the koala get fired from his job?
Because he would only do the bear minimum.
Why didn’t the koala bear get the job? He was underkoalafied. How did he fix this? By going back to koalage.
How does a koala get from one place to another? On a gondkoala.
A star athlete in Koalaville got kicked off the Olympic team for cheating. Unfortunately, he was diskoalafied.
What’s the scariest koala movie ever made? The Bear Witch Project.
What is a koala bear’s favorite line in the movie “The Sixth Sense”? “Aussie dead people.”
How do you apologize to a koala? BEAR your heart and soul.
What do koalas do when they see social injustice happening in the world? They fight for ekoalaty!
Before the Koalaville basketball team can play for the national championship, they have to make it through the koalafying rounds.
What’s small, furry and slightly purple? A koala holding its breath!
What did the koala radio host say before going on a commercial break? “We’re going to take a small paws for our sponsors.”
When does a Koala go "moo"? When it is learning a new language!
Why isn't the the koala a real bear? He doesn't have the right koalifications.
What do you call a koala with a negative attitude? The bearer of bad news.
Did you hear about the koala bear in the church choir? Yeah, they say he sings bearitone.
Where are koalas taken when they die? To an ancient bearial site.
Which side of a koala bear has the most fur? The outside!
What would you call a dream where a koala bear is eating you? A bite-mare.
What do you call a koala with no teeth? A gummy bear.
What is a koala’s favorite Christmas carol? Deck the halls with boughs of holly, koala-la-la-la, la-la-la-la!!!
What do koalas do when they’re facing a tough situation? They grin and bear it.
What's a Koalas favorite drink? Coca Koala!
What is a koala’s favorite pop singer? Koala Rae Jepsen. Her most popular song? “Koala Me Maybe”.
Why do you never see koalas wearing shoes? Because they love going bearfoot.
Why did the Koala cross the road? To prove to the possum that it could be done!
Why did the koala bear eat so much eucalyptus? He simply couldn’t leaf it alone.
What happened when the koala tripped and fell in a crowded restaurant? He got embearassed.
What’s another popular Christmas song that baby koalas like to sing? “Joey to the World”, of course!
Where do most koala movie stars live? In Koalawood, Koalafornia, of course!
What do koalas use when they’re doing yard work? A wheelbearow.
What did the koala write in his Valentine’s Day card to his girlfriend? “I love you-calyptus”.
How do you know when a baby koala bear is happy? You’ll see them jump for joey!
Where do koalas go to settle legal matters? A kangaroo court!
There once was a koala who could run at a speed of more than 800 miles per hour. He was the first koala to break the sound bearier.