What did the koala write in his Valentine’s Day card to his girlfriend? “I love you-calyptus”.
What is a koala’s favorite exercise?
Bearobics.
What do koalas use when they’re doing yard work? A wheelbearow.
Where do koalas go to settle legal matters? A kangaroo court!
What's a Koalas favorite drink? Coca Koala!
Why did the Koala cross the road? To prove to the possum that it could be done!
What do you call a koala with a negative attitude? The bearer of bad news.
What do you call a koala with no teeth? A gummy bear.
What’s another popular Christmas song that baby koalas like to sing? “Joey to the World”, of course!
How does a koala get from one place to another? On a gondkoala.
Why didn’t the koala bear get the job? He was underkoalafied. How did he fix this? By going back to koalage.
What’s small, furry and slightly purple? A koala holding its breath!
I tried to keep a koala in my house, but the smell was just unBEARable.
Why did the manager hire the marsupial? Because he was koala-fied.
How did the little koala bear stop the movie? She hit the paws button.
How did the koala bear get the high-paying job? He met all of the koalafications.
How do koalas stay in shape? They do bearobics.
Why did the koala get fired from his job?
Because he would only do the bear minimum.
What did the grape say when the Koala stood on it? Nothing, it just let out a little wine!
What is a koala’s favorite pop singer? Koala Rae Jepsen. Her most popular song? “Koala Me Maybe”.
How do you apologize to a koala? BEAR your heart and soul.
When does a Koala go "moo"? When it is learning a new language!
Why did the koala bear eat so much eucalyptus? He simply couldn’t leaf it alone.
Why did the bear quit his second job?
Because he needed some koalaty time with his family.
There once was a koala who could run at a speed of more than 800 miles per hour. He was the first koala to break the sound bearier.
Where do most koala movie stars live? In Koalawood, Koalafornia, of course!
Why are koala's so sleepy? Because you just got to be tired being so darn cute all day!
Did you hear about the koala bear in the church choir? Yeah, they say he sings bearitone.
Why isn't the the koala a real bear? He doesn't have the right koalifications.
What is a koala bear’s favorite mixed drink? A pina koala.
What would you call a dream where a koala bear is eating you? A bite-mare.
Why was the koala scientist so well-respected by his peers? He was known for conducting excellent koalatative research.
If you ever own a koala as a pet, make sure you can keep track of it by putting a koalar around its neck.
Which side of a koala bear has the most fur? The outside!
What is a koala bear’s favorite line in the movie “The Sixth Sense”? “Aussie dead people.”
Every koala supports the idea of being able to defend themselves against tyranny. They believe in having the right to bear claws.
What does a koala do before making any kind of appointment? He always checks his koalander.
Why do you never see koalas wearing shoes? Because they love going bearfoot.
Why don’t koalas like fast food? Because it’s too hard for them to catch.
What is a koala’s favorite soft drink? Koka-Koala, of course!
What happened when the bear applied at the movie theater?
He was told he was not koala-fied.
A star athlete in Koalaville got kicked off the Olympic team for cheating. Unfortunately, he was diskoalafied.
What’s the scariest koala movie ever made? The Bear Witch Project.
What did the koala radio host say before going on a commercial break? “We’re going to take a small paws for our sponsors.”
Besides eucalyptus leaves, what is a koala bear’s favorite vegetable? Koalaflower.
Before the Koalaville basketball team can play for the national championship, they have to make it through the koalafying rounds.
Where are koalas taken when they die? To an ancient bearial site.
What is a koala’s favorite type of fruit? Bearies.
What is a koala’s favorite Christmas carol? Deck the halls with boughs of holly, koala-la-la-la, la-la-la-la!!!
What do koalas do when they’re facing a tough situation? They grin and bear it.
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