Why did the koala get fired from his job?
Because he would only do the bear minimum.
Why do you never see koalas wearing shoes? Because they love going bearfoot.
How do koalas stay in shape? They do bearobics.
Besides eucalyptus leaves, what is a koala bear’s favorite vegetable? Koalaflower.
Every koala supports the idea of being able to defend themselves against tyranny. They believe in having the right to bear claws.
What’s small, furry and slightly purple? A koala holding its breath!
There once was a koala who could run at a speed of more than 800 miles per hour. He was the first koala to break the sound bearier.
Before the Koalaville basketball team can play for the national championship, they have to make it through the koalafying rounds.
How do you apologize to a koala?
Bear your heart and soul to them.
What happened when the koala tripped and fell in a crowded restaurant? He got embearassed.
What happened when the koala house party got a little too far out of hand? One of the neighbors koalaed the cops.
What’s another popular Christmas song that baby koalas like to sing? “Joey to the World”, of course!
What did the grape say when the Koala stood on it? Nothing, it just let out a little wine!
What do koalas do when they’re facing a tough situation? They grin and bear it.
How do you know when a baby koala bear is happy? You’ll see them jump for joey!
Why did the koala bear eat so much eucalyptus? He simply couldn’t leaf it alone.
Where are koalas taken when they die? To an ancient bearial site.
What do koalas do when they see social injustice happening in the world? They fight for ekoalaty!
Why are koala's so sleepy? Because you just got to be tired being so darn cute all day!
When does a Koala go "moo"? When it is learning a new language!
Why isn't the the koala a real bear? He doesn't have the right koalifications.
What is a koala’s favorite pop singer? Koala Rae Jepsen. Her most popular song? “Koala Me Maybe”.
What do you call a koala with no teeth? A gummy bear.
What do you call a Koala that can pick up an elephant ? Sir!
Did you hear about the koala bear in the church choir? Yeah, they say he sings bearitone.
How did the little koala bear stop the movie? She hit the paws button.
Why was the koala scientist so well-respected by his peers? He was known for conducting excellent koalatative research.
Why don’t koalas like fast food? Because it’s too hard for them to catch.
Where do koalas go to settle legal matters? A kangaroo court!
What do koalas use when they’re doing yard work? A wheelbearow.
What did the koala radio host say before going on a commercial break? “We’re going to take a small paws for our sponsors.”
How does a koala get from one place to another? On a gondkoala.
What would you call a dream where a koala bear is eating you? A bite-mare.
Why didn’t the koala bear get the job? He was underkoalafied. How did he fix this? By going back to koalage.
Was the koala able to complete the grueling 26-mile marathon? Bearly.
Which side of a koala bear has the most fur? The outside!
Why did the manager hire the marsupial? Because he was koala-fied.
What is a koala’s favorite exercise?
Bearobics.
What happens when a koala drinks too much alcohol? He gets a bear gut.
I tried to keep a koala in my house, but the smell was just unBEARable.
What do you call a koala with a negative attitude? The bearer of bad news.
How do you apologize to a koala? BEAR your heart and soul.
Where do most koala movie stars live? In Koalawood, Koalafornia, of course!
What's a Koalas favorite drink? Coca Koala!
What is a koala bear’s favorite mixed drink? A pina koala.
What is a koala’s favorite soft drink? Koka-Koala, of course!
If you ever own a koala as a pet, make sure you can keep track of it by putting a koalar around its neck.
What’s the scariest koala movie ever made? The Bear Witch Project.
What did the koala write in his Valentine’s Day card to his girlfriend? “I love you-calyptus”.
What is a koala’s favorite type of fruit? Bearies.
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