Are you Koalified to get in here? It's an un-bear-able intrusion! But while you're here, you might as well read our funny Koala Puns!

What is a koala’s favorite type of fruit? Bearies.
Why was the koala scientist so well-respected by his peers? He was known for conducting excellent koalatative research.
Was the koala able to complete the grueling 26-mile marathon? Bearly.
What’s another popular Christmas song that baby koalas like to sing? “Joey to the World”, of course!
What is a koala’s favorite Christmas carol? Deck the halls with boughs of holly, koala-la-la-la, la-la-la-la!!!
Where are koalas taken when they die? To an ancient bearial site.
Did you hear about the koala bear in the church choir? Yeah, they say he sings bearitone.
What is a koala bear’s favorite mixed drink? A pina koala.
What is a koala bear’s favorite line in the movie “The Sixth Sense”? “Aussie dead people.”
How do you know when a baby koala bear is happy? You’ll see them jump for joey!
What’s small, furry and slightly purple? A koala holding its breath!
I tried to keep a koala in my house, but the smell was just unBEARable.
What is a koala’s favorite soft drink? Koka-Koala, of course!
What did the koala radio host say before going on a commercial break? “We’re going to take a small paws for our sponsors.”
Where do koalas go to settle legal matters? A kangaroo court!
What do koalas use when they’re doing yard work? A wheelbearow.
What happened when the koala tripped and fell in a crowded restaurant? He got embearassed.
Why did the koala bear eat so much eucalyptus? He simply couldn’t leaf it alone.
A star athlete in Koalaville got kicked off the Olympic team for cheating. Unfortunately, he was diskoalafied.
What did the koala write in his Valentine’s Day card to his girlfriend? “I love you-calyptus”.
What do koalas do when they see social injustice happening in the world? They fight for ekoalaty!
What is a koala’s favorite pop singer? Koala Rae Jepsen. Her most popular song? “Koala Me Maybe”.
What happened when the koala house party got a little too far out of hand? One of the neighbors koalaed the cops.
How did the koala bear get the high-paying job? He met all of the koalafications.
Before the Koalaville basketball team can play for the national championship, they have to make it through the koalafying rounds.
What happens when a koala drinks too much alcohol? He gets a bear gut.
Where do most koala movie stars live? In Koalawood, Koalafornia, of course!
What does a koala do before making any kind of appointment? He always checks his koalander.
Every koala supports the idea of being able to defend themselves against tyranny. They believe in having the right to bear claws.
If you ever own a koala as a pet, make sure you can keep track of it by putting a koalar around its neck.