Travel Jokes

Where do phones like to travel?
To the Great Call of China!
Strawberries love to travel. Their favorite mode of transport is the wind-jam-mer.
Where do Ghosts travel to for a holiday? South Aarghfricaargh.
Good thing I’ve got travel insurance, ’cause things are about to get wild.
Have trouble sleeping on trains? [No] You will when we travel together.
Do you have your travel workout planned yet? Because I could help.
In the medieval ages, many knights had to travel throughout day and night. In order to increase their visibility in darkness, they invented a device known as the knightvision goggles.
“Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks.” — Steven Wright
I would tell a time travel joke,
but you didn't like it.
I met my wife at a travel agency
She was looking for a vacation and I was her last resort.
Koi fish always travel in a groups of four
Because the predator will go after the D koi
I used to be addicted to time travel,
but that's all in the past now.
In spite of all restrictions because of Covid, diplomats are allowed to travel freely across countries.
Because they have immunity.
I can be your travel pillow.
Something tells me we'd make great travel partners.
How Did She Know?? Two Priests decided to go to Goa on vacation. They were determined to make this a real vacation by not wearing anything that would identify them as Priests. For once, they'll enjoy a vacation as regular people. As soon as the plane landed they headed for a store and bought some really outrageous shorts, shirts, sandals, sunglasses, etc. The next morning they went to the beach dressed in their 'tourist' garb. They were sitting on the beach chairs, enjoying a drink, the sunshine and the scenery when a drop-dead gorgeous blonde in a bikini came walking straight towards them. They couldn't help but stare. As the blonde passed them she smiled and said 'Good morning, Father,' and 'Good morning, Father.', nodding and addressing each of them individually, then she passed on by. They were both stunned. How in the world did she know they were priests? So the next day, they went back to the store and bought even more outrageous outfits. These were so loud you could hear them before you even saw them! Once again, in their new attire, they settled down in their chairs to enjoy the sunshine. After a little while, the same gorgeous blonde, wearing a different colored bikini, taking her sweet time, came walking toward them. Again she nodded at each of them, said: 'Good morning, Father,' and 'Good morning, Father.' and started to walk away. One of the priests couldn't stand it any longer and said, 'Just a minute, young lady.' 'Yes, Father?' 'We are priests and proud of it, but I have to know, how in the world do you know we are priests, dressed as we are?' 'Father, it's me,' she replied, 'Sister Philomena!'
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