Travel

Conductor on a train: “But sir, you cannot travel with this! This is a child’s ticket! You’re at least 19 years old!”
Me: "That's how long your delay was."
How does cabernet like to travel abroad?
On a cruise sip.
How long does it take for electricity to travel the length of a 10 car train?
It all depends on the conductor.
I know an elephant who refused to travel by train because he didn’t want to leave his trunk in the baggage car.
Why did the volleyball player not want to travel? Because he had been there and dug that.
Why do travel nurses and boxers get along?
They know how to stick and move.
Why do teenagers travel in groups of 3 or 5?
Because they can’t even.
What kind of eels can travel on land?
Wheels.
Why did the worm leave the Apple?
Because Noah said to travel in pairs
How do horses get to another star system? They travel through intergalloptic space.
This Corona virus is a blessing
My wife doesn't want to travel anywhere.

She no longer buys anything online, since everything comes from China.

she doesn't go to the mall to avoid the crowds.

she spends all of her time in a mask with her mouth closed.

Best thing that has ever happened to me.
Why were the spruces in a group of three? They like to travel as a tree-o.
Why don’t trees travel in groups? Because two’s a company, but tree’s a crowd.
How does a bee travel to a tree? They get on the buzz.
How do rabbits travel? By hareplane.