Travel

Why do travel nurses and boxers get along?
They know how to stick and move.
This Corona virus is a blessing
My wife doesn't want to travel anywhere.

She no longer buys anything online, since everything comes from China.

she doesn't go to the mall to avoid the crowds.

she spends all of her time in a mask with her mouth closed.

Best thing that has ever happened to me.
How does cabernet like to travel abroad?
On a cruise sip.
Why do teenagers travel in groups of 3 or 5?
Because they can’t even.
How long does it take for electricity to travel the length of a 10 car train?
It all depends on the conductor.
I know an elephant who refused to travel by train because he didn’t want to leave his trunk in the baggage car.
Why did the worm leave the Apple?
Because Noah said to travel in pairs
How Did She Know??
How Did She Know?? Two Priests decided to go to Goa on vacation. They were determined to make this a real vacation by not wearing anything that would identify them as Priests. For once, they'll enjoy a vacation as regular people. As soon as the plane landed they headed for a store and bought some really outrageous shorts, shirts, sandals, sunglasses, etc. The next morning they went to the beach dressed in their 'tourist' garb. They were sitting on the beach chairs, enjoying a drink, the sunshine and the scenery when a drop-dead gorgeous blonde in a bikini came walking straight towards them. They couldn't help but stare. As the blonde passed them she smiled and said 'Good morning, Father,' and 'Good morning, Father.', nodding and addressing each of them individually, then she passed on by. They were both stunned. How in the world did she know they were priests? So the next day, they went back to the store and bought even more outrageous outfits. These were so loud you could hear them before you even saw them! Once again, in their new attire, they settled down in their chairs to enjoy the sunshine. After a little while, the same gorgeous blonde, wearing a different colored bikini, taking her sweet time, came walking toward them. Again she nodded at each of them, said: 'Good morning, Father,' and 'Good morning, Father.' and started to walk away. One of the priests couldn't stand it any longer and said, 'Just a minute, young lady.' 'Yes, Father?' 'We are priests and proud of it, but I have to know, how in the world do you know we are priests, dressed as we are?' 'Father, it's me,' she replied, 'Sister Philomena!'
Why did the volleyball player not want to travel? Because he had been there and dug that.
Why were the spruces in a group of three? They like to travel as a tree-o.
Why don’t trees travel in groups? Because two’s a company, but tree’s a crowd.
How does a bee travel to a tree? They get on the buzz.
What kind of eels can travel on land?
Wheels.
Conductor on a train: “But sir, you cannot travel with this! This is a child’s ticket! You’re at least 19 years old!”
Me: "That's how long your delay was."
How do rabbits travel? By hareplane.
How do horses get to another star system? They travel through intergalloptic space.