Court

What did the judge say when a skunk walked into the courtroom?
"Odor in the court!"
What can I say? I enjoy going to court.
So sue me.
I was so disappointed when I went to the court house themed restaurant and all they gave me was frozen water.
Justice was served.
What do you do if a rabbit keeps pooping in your yard? Take him to a pellet court.
Why do words and punctuation end up in court? To be sentenced.
Where do koalas go to settle legal matters? A kangaroo court!
The Honest Judge
The Honest Judge A defendant in a lawsuit involving large sums of money was saying to his lawyer, "If I lose this case, I'll be ruined." "It's in the judge's hands now," said the lawyer. "Would it help if I sent the judge a box of cigars?" asked the defendant. "Oh no!" said the lawyer. "This judge is a stickler for ethical behavior. A stunt like that would prejudice him against you. He might even find you in contempt of the court. In fact, you shouldn't even smile at the judge!" "I see, good to know." said his client. Within the course of time, the judge rendered a decision in favor of the defendant. As the defendant left the courthouse, he said to his lawyer, "Thanks for the tip about the cigars." "I'm sure we would have lost the case if you'd sent them," said the lawyer "But I did send them." said his client. "What?? You did?" asked the shocked lawyer. "Yes, That's how we won the case." "I don't understand," said his lawyer. "It's easy. I sent the cheapest cigars that I could find to the judge, but enclosed the plaintiff's business card."
Hit the hammer that judges have and says “worm court is in session”. Then says
“All writhe”
Why did the other volleyball team bow? Because they heard that the queens of the court were there.
What do police officers do when they are on the volleyball court? They serve and protect.
What is the first time that a volleyball match was talked about in the Bible? When Joseph served in the Pharaoh’s court.
Why should you not play volleyball in court? Because you could get arrested.
What do you call a girl who is standing directly in the middle of the court? Annette.
Some call them opponents. We call them victims. It sounds like you have the right mindset to succeed on the court!
I've just been to court accused of sniffing the skins of vegetables and fruits.
I got off on a peel.
How to Get People Off Drugs
How to Get People Off Drugs Two young guys appear in court after being arrested for doing drugs. The judge says, "You seem like nice young men, and I'd like to give you a second chance instead of jail time. I want you to go out this weekend and try to convince others of the evils of drug use. I'll see you back in court Monday and you better have gotten some results or you're going straight to jail." On Monday, the judge asks the first guy, "How did you do over the weekend?" "Well, your honor, I persuaded 17 people to give up drugs forever." "Seventeen people? That's wonderful. How did you do it? " "I used a diagram, your honor. I drew two circles like this: O o. Then I told them that the big circle is your brain before drugs and the small circle is your brain after drugs." "That's admirable," says the judge. Then he turns to the second guy. "And how did you do?" "Well, your honor, I persuaded 156 people to give up drugs forever." "Wow!" says the judge. "156 people! How did you manage to do that?" "Well, I used a similar diagram," the guy says. "I drew two circles like this: o O. Then I pointed to the little circle and said, 'This is your sphincter before prison... '"
Did you know that the blue whale is so big, that if you laid it end to end on a basketball court …
The game would be cancelled.