Thunder

Why was there thunder and lightning in the lab? The scientists were brainstorming!
Why did the God of Thunder need to stretch his muscles so much when he was a kid?
He was a little Thor.
They say marriages are made in Heaven. But so is thunder and lightning.
Clint Eastwood
Did the Lord take the thunder from the skies, and put it in your thighs?
The closer we came to the alley, the louder the bowling thunder.
The Stubbornness of Men is Overwhelming
The Stubbornness of Men is Overwhelming Four members of the clergy had a theological argument, with the three male ministers siding against the female minister. The woman prayed, "Lord, I know I'm right. Please send us a divine sign to prove it." A big storm cloud materialized, and there was a clap of thunder, "See," said the woman. "It's a sign from above." The three clergymen disagreed, saying thunder is a common phenomenon. "Dear Lord," the woman prayed, "I need a bigger sign." This time a bolt of lightning slammed into a tree. "See! I told you I was right," the woman said. But the men insisted nothing had happened that couldn't be explained by natural causes. "Help me, Lord," the woman implored. And a deep voice came from the heavens: "SSSHHHEEE'S RRRIIIGGGHHHTTT!!!" The woman turned to the three clergymen and asked, "Well?" "Okay, okay," they said. "But it's still three against two."