What reassuring advice did the meninges give to the brain?
"Don't worry, I've got you covered."
Why can't a brain be 12 inches long?
Becuase then it would be a foot.
Why did the brain go into a group of trees to sleep?
For rest. (forest)
What do you call a hat for the brain?
A thinking cap.
When does it rain brains?
During a brain storm.
What is the best toothpaste for the brain?
Neural crest.
What is the name of the Hollywood movie that stars an "outlaw" brain and an "outlaw" woman on a road trip?
Thalamus and Louise.
Why do brain cells grown in a dish attend the ballet and opera?
Because they are very cultured.
What did the mother brain say to her oldest child when it was bothering her youngest child?
It didn't want to get brain-washed.
What street does the hippocampus live on?
Memory lane.
Why didn't the brain want to take a bath?
When does a brain get afraid?
When it loses its nerve.
What did the brain say after it got an electrical shock?
"This was a stimulating experience."
What did the angry brain say to the nociceptor?
"You're a real pain."
What kind of fish performs brain surgery?
A neurosturgeon.