Inside

Someone I know gave a really deep speech to convince me to go for a colonoscopy
What else can I say?
Something touched me deep inside.
Which side of a deer has the best meat?
The inside.
A nun walked into a bar with her clothes on inside out. The bartender asked her about it and she replied, “Its a bad habit.”
What type of tree can be put inside your hand? A palm tree.
When will a guy ignore even the hottest girl? Right after he "comes" inside. Why do little boys whine? Because they're practicing to be men.
What do you call a hot dog with nothing inside it? A “hollow-weenie!”
What did the hot dog bun say to the hot dog? Stop touching my buns! What do you call a hot dog with nothing inside it? A "hollow-weenie!"
What did the man say when his wife asked if he remember to get the coffee with icecream inside it?
“Sorry! Affogato!”
What would Kurt Cobain be doing if he was still alive? Clawing at the inside of his casket.
What did one avocado half say to the other?
Without you, I’m empty inside!
Did you ever hear about the blonde who bathed herself and drank cleaning substances? She wanted to be spotless inside and out.
You don’t need to pay rent to live inside my heart.
“I walk around like everything’s fine, but deep down, inside my shoe, my sock is sliding off.”
Unknown
“I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort.”
Zach Galifianakis
"I have a joke about hearts, but I don't think you will get it."
"Why?"
"Because it is an inside joke."
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