Inside

Did you ever hear about the blonde who bathed herself and drank cleaning substances? She wanted to be spotless inside and out.
What did one avocado half say to the other?
Without you, I’m empty inside!
What would Kurt Cobain be doing if he was still alive? Clawing at the inside of his casket.
When will a guy ignore even the hottest girl? Right after he "comes" inside. Why do little boys whine? Because they're practicing to be men.
“I walk around like everything’s fine, but deep down, inside my shoe, my sock is sliding off.”
Unknown
“I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort.”
Zach Galifianakis
Which side of a deer has the best meat?
The inside.
A nun walked into a bar with her clothes on inside out. The bartender asked her about it and she replied, “Its a bad habit.”
What do you call a hot dog with nothing inside it? A “hollow-weenie!”
What did the hot dog bun say to the hot dog? Stop touching my buns! What do you call a hot dog with nothing inside it? A "hollow-weenie!"
Someone I know gave a really deep speech to convince me to go for a colonoscopy
What else can I say?
Something touched me deep inside.
How to Get the Husband Hot and Heavy
How to Get the Husband Hot and Heavy Two women are talking about their love life over coffee. "I don't know what to do.." groans Margie, "I'm too shy to ask for it, and he doesn't initiate enough!" "Well," said her friend Sharon, "I have a surefire way to start up my husband." "Oh?" asks Margie, "DO tell!" "Well," smirks Sharon, "I just sit next to him and then I slowly put my hand down his pants and say: "My, aren't you cold in there, could use some heating up... works every time!" "You know what, maybe I'll try that." laughs Margie. They meet up again a few days later and Margie is in a terrible mood. "You almost got me divorced!" she says to Sharon. "WHAT? HOW??" Sharon is astounded. "Well, I did what you said, and I stuck my hand down his pants, but it wasn't cold it was already hot!" "So?" asks Sharon, confused. "Well then I asked my husband why the inside of his pants is hot and not cold like Sharon's husband."
"I have a joke about hearts, but I don't think you will get it."
"Why?"
"Because it is an inside joke."
You don’t need to pay rent to live inside my heart.
What type of tree can be put inside your hand? A palm tree.
What did the man say when his wife asked if he remember to get the coffee with icecream inside it?
“Sorry! Affogato!”