Talk Jokes

I feel like a Christmas tree when you talk to me because I light up.
I met a gnome once, our conversation was very awkward...
I’m not very good at small talk.
How do you talk to giants?
Use big words!
Nice dress. Can I talk you out of it?
I just had to come talk with you. Sweetness is my weakness.
"Next time I see you, remind me not to talk to you."
“If dogs could talk, it would take a lot of fun out of owning one.” —Andrew A. Rooney
“The best thing about animals is that they don’t talk much.”

- Thornton Wilder.
You're so amazing that I always use the partitive genitive when I talk about you.
Nice dress, can I talk you out of it?
“Tis the privilege of friendship to talk nonsense, and to have her nonsense respected.”
— Charles Lamb
What a werewolf movie, talk about howling!
Why did the werewolf need to talk with the skeleton?
He had a bone to pick with him.
Apples and oranges had a conversation one day. Guess what the apples were saying the oranges, nothing stupid, apples don’t talk.
How do you make garlic toast? Lift your glass and talk about the wonderful things it has done.
How Much Does He Charge? A man drove over to his neighbor’s house and knocked on the door... A boy, about 8, opened the door. “Is your mom or dad home?” the man asked the boy. “No, they went into town,” the boy replied. “Well, how about your brother Howard?” the man asked. “No, he went with mom and dad,” the boy said. The man stood there for a minute shifting from one foot to another and mumbling when the boy says: “I know where the tools are if you need to borrow one or I could give my dad a message for you.” “Well,” The man said uncomfortably “I wanted to talk to your dad about your brother Howard getting my sister pregnant.” The boy thought for a moment then said: “You’ll have to talk to my dad about that. I know he charges $500 for the bulls and $150 for the pigs, but I have no idea how much he charges for Howard.”
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