A man drove over to his neighborโs house and knocked on the door...
A boy, about 8, opened the door.
โIs your mom or dad home?โ the man asked the boy.
โNo, they went into town,โ the boy replied.
โWell, how about your brother Howard?โ the man asked.
โNo, he went with mom and dad,โ the boy said.
The man stood there for a minute shifting from one foot to another and mumbling when the boy says: โI know where the tools are if you need to borrow one or I could give my dad a message for you.โ
โWell,โ The man said uncomfortably โI wanted to talk to your dad about your brother Howard getting my sister pregnant.โ
The boy thought for a moment then said: โYouโll have to talk to my dad about that. I know he charges $500 for the bulls and $150 for the pigs, but I have no idea how much he charges for Howard.โ
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A man drove over to his neighborโs house and knocked on the door...
A boy, about 8, opened the door.
โIs your mom or dad home?โ the man asked the boy.
โNo, they went into town,โ the boy replied.
โWell, how about your brother Howard?โ the man asked.
โNo, he went with mom and dad,โ the boy said.
The man stood there for a minute shifting from one foot to another and mumbling when the boy says: โI know where the tools are if you need to borrow one or I could give my dad a message for you.โ
โWell,โ The man said uncomfortably โI wanted to talk to your dad about your brother Howard getting my sister pregnant.โ
The boy thought for a moment then said: โYouโll have to talk to my dad about that. I know he charges $500 for the bulls and $150 for the pigs, but I have no idea how much he charges for Howard.โ
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