If you were a tear drop, I would never cry for the fear of losing you.
I'll put a tear drop in the ocean. When you find it is when I'll stop loving you.
What do you get when cross a donkey and an onion? a piece of as* that'll bring a tear to your eye.
Are you the black line at the bottom of the pool? Cause I can’t tear my eyes away from you.
Q: Why are ghosts scared of mummies?
A: They tear up the ghost's sheets
What happens when an onion burps at the most awkward time? It releases tear gas.
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