Ages Jokes

I would say that life for the majority of people in the middle ages was rather peasant.
The medieval ages were technologically advanced. Take, for example, the guillotine, it was such cutting-edge technology.
In the medieval ages, chess was a very popular game among Kings and Queens. This was because they had castles in it!
Medieval Kings and Queens were afraid of the rain in the middle ages because the rain would storm the castle.
Digging trenches during the middle ages was seen as a great honor because it showed someone's shovelry!
How did explorers hide their treasures in the medieval ages? By dragon them to a safe location.
Why is the Medieval period often called the Dark Ages?
Because there were so many knights.
In the dark ages, the knights had to attend a special type of school. It was the Knight School.
Most of the knights of the round table of King Arthur were in their middle ages.
In the medieval ages, many knights had to travel throughout day and night. In order to increase their visibility in darkness, they invented a device known as the knightvision goggles.
The Geography of Men and Women They say about women that... Between 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa. Half discovered, half wild, fertile, and naturally Beautiful! Between 23 and 30, a woman is like the USA. Well developed and open to trade, especially for someone of real value. Between 31 and 35, a woman is like Spain. Very hot, relaxed, and convinced of her own beauty. Between 36 and 40, a woman is like Greece. Gently aging but still, a warm and desirable place to visit. Between 41 and 50, a woman is like Great Britain. With a glorious and all-conquering past. Between 51 and 60, a woman is like France. She has been through war, and vowed never again. Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Canada. Self-preserving, but open to meeting new people. After 70, she becomes Tibet. Wildly beautiful, with a mysterious past and the wisdom of the ages. An adventurous spirit and a thirst for knowledge. THE GEOGRAPHY OF A MAN: Between 1 and 100, a man is like Iran and Russia: Ruled by a pair of nuts.
“From the ages of eight to 18, me and my family moved around a lot. Mostly we would just stretch, but occasionally one of us would actually get up to go to the fridge.”
Jarod Kintz
I once saw an onion that had been preserved for ages. It was an Egyptian onion.
Why do the hot dogs with ketchup spoil early?
Because the sauce ages.
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