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Just a Small White Dot
Just a Small White Dot A kindergarten class had a homework assignment to find out something exciting and relate it to the class the next day. When the time came to present what they'd found, the first little boy the teacher called on walked up to the front of the class, and with a piece of chalk, made a small white dot on the blackboard and sat back down.Puzzled, the teacher asked him what it was. 'It's a period,' he replied. 'I can see that,' said the teacher, 'but what is so exciting about a period?' 'Darned if I know,' chirped the little boy, 'but this morning my sister was missing one, my mother fainted, my dad had a heart attack, and the boy next door joined the Navy!'
How To Frustrate Marketers
How To Frustrate Marketers A marketing type managed to corner me at the mall and was asking a series of survey questions. Here is how you make sure you don't get bothered twice: "Which shaving cream do you use?" "Angelina's." The interviewer dutifully recorded my answer and proceeded with the next question. "Which aftershave do you use?" "Angelina's." "Which deodorant do you use?" "Angelina's." "Which toothpaste do you use?" "Angelina's." "Which shampoo do you use?" "Angelina's." "Which soap do you use?" "Angelina's." "Thank you. I have one final question: tell me please, What is Angelina's? Is it a foreign company?" "No, Angelina is my sister."
The Brother, the Sister, and the Hot Dogs
The Brother, the Sister, and the Hot Dogs A country boy who lived his whole life in the village gets permission on his 15th birthday to go visit his older sister in New York. What the family doesn't know is that the daughter is a "working girl" and she was really scared that her brother, coming to stay with her, will figure it out. So when he comes over and asks her what she does, she said: "Oh, this is New York, I sell hot dogs." "Oh WOW!" Her brother said excitedly. "I LOVE hot dogs and I heard New York has the best, can I come with you tomorrow to work and get a free one? Please??" The sister, appalled, said she would be ever so busy, and she was sorry but no. Her brother, a little sullen at the news, hatched a plan. When the sister left the following afternoon, he walked behind her, following her until she came to a big house and disappeared inside. It seemed a bit of a weird place for her work but he followed her in, and there was greeted by a beautiful woman, wearing very little. "Hi there handsome," she purred at him. "Come to satisfy your "appetite"? "I sure did!" Said the boy enthusiastically. "Wonderful," smiled the woman, "how do you like it? Standing up or lying down?" "Well," said the boy, "I'd rather have it in a bun."