What is a corn's favorite song? Corn fields forever.
This year for Valentine's day I got my wife the ace of hearts and packets of corn flour, rice flour and self raising flour She wasn't happy. Apparently it wasn't what she meant when she said she just wanted a card and flowers.
Why did the corn farmer go to jail? He was stalking someone in a field.
I watched a documentary about corn fields It was really quite amaizeing
A narwhal is just a tuna-corn.
What did the corn say when it was being followed? “I’m being stalked!”
Why is the corn army so dysfunctional? Cause there are too many Kernels.
I really like corn, but I can't find it because this time of year it's never in stalk
Why didn't the corn chip advocate wear shoes? They believed in Fritos.
What do you call corn with red, white and blue kernels? Americorn.
Dad fertilized the garden with corn starch. The plot thickens. --- What do you call mountain climbing corn? Mountain-ears.
Somebody was doing a speech and said, "This might be corny," and pulled out a couple of canned corns. Guess what happened next? Total pundemonium.
Don't tell secrets in corn fields. Too many ears around.
Why is corn popular around Halloween? Because it’s so earie.
just witnessed a chicken try to pick up a piece of corn for 5 minutes, ImPeck-able.
I eat a ton of corn everyday. I guess that makes me a cornivore.
what does a female corn do when she likes a male corn? she corn-fesses.
I got arrested for the way I eat corn. They charged me with a salt and buttery.
How much does a corn flake weigh? 1 Kelloggram.
Corn mazes should be renamed Maize mazes.
Our daughter eats her corn one kernel at a time. She's a unicorn.
If you search for pictures of corn on Google you'll only get stalk pictures.
There’s this corn on the cob stand that I really like, but it started making ads They were really corny.
What did baby corn say to Mama corn? Where's Popcorn?
What do you call corn that joins the army? Kernel.
What did the corn farmer give to his therapist? An ear full.
I thought of a new joke that started in a corn field. But I'm not going to post it bc it's too corny.
What does a pirate pay for his corn? A buccaneer!
Why do farmers make terrible comedians? Their jokes are corny!
In the corn maze, I felt like I was being stalked. It was earie.