Lend us your ears for some hilarious Corn Puns!

Why do farmers make terrible comedians?
Their jokes are corny!
I really like corn, but I can't find it because this time of year it's never in stalk
Be careful what you say in a corn maze. The walls have ears.
What did the corn farmer give to his therapist?
An ear full.
What did the corn say when it was being followed?
“I’m being stalked!”
How do you make sweet corn?
You whisper sweet nothings in its ear!
If you search for pictures of corn on Google you'll only get stalk pictures.
What did baby corn say to Mama corn?
Where's Popcorn?
Why shouldn’t you take corn on an airplane?
Your ears will pop!
Why is corn popular around Halloween?
Because it’s so earie.
Did you know there’s an app for corn growers?
It’s made in Sili-corn Valley!
Corn mazes should be renamed Maize mazes.
just witnessed a chicken try to pick up a piece of corn for 5 minutes,
ImPeck-able.
This might sound corny, but I think you’re a-maize-ing.
What do you call corn that joins the army?
Kernel.
Some people say popcorn is hard to chew. There’s a kernel of truth to that.
Shucking takes lots of corn-centration.
What did the baby corn call his dad?
Pop corn!
What did the farmer say when someone complimented him on his corn harvest?
Aww, shucks!
Don't tell secrets in corn fields.
Too many ears around.
Why did the corn farmer go to jail?
He was stalking someone in a field.
In the corn maze, I felt like I was being stalked. It was earie.
Did you hear about the farm dog who liked to strip ears of corn?
He was part husky!
What do you call corn with red, white and blue kernels?
Americorn.
What kind of party is held in a cornfield?
A cornball!
What do you call a pair of cornstalks that are best friends?
Ear buds!
What does a pirate pay for his corn?
A buccaneer!
I thought of a new joke that started in a corn field.
But I'm not going to post it bc it's too corny.
A narwhal is just a tuna-corn.
Did you hear about the corn stalk that changed careers?
He went into a different field!