This might sound corny, but I think you’re a-maize-ing.
There’s this corn on the cob stand that I really like, but it started making ads
They were really corny.
I thought of a new joke that started in a corn field.
But I'm not going to post it bc it's too corny.
Corn mazes should be renamed Maize mazes.
What is a corn's favorite song?
Corn fields forever.
What happened to the football team that practiced in a corn field?
They got creamed!
Some people say popcorn is hard to chew. There’s a kernel of truth to that.
Shucking takes lots of corn-centration.
Somebody was doing a speech and said, "This might be corny," and pulled out a couple of canned corns. Guess what happened next?
Total pundemonium.
What do you call a single, solitary kernel of corn?
A unicorn!
What kind of party is held in a cornfield?
A cornball!
Why did the corn farmer go to jail?
He was stalking someone in a field.
What happens if you swallow a whole corn cob?
You get corn-stipated!
What did the farmer say when someone complimented him on his corn harvest?
Aww, shucks!
In the corn maze, I felt like I was being stalked. It was earie.
How much does a corn flake weigh?
1 Kelloggram.
What do you call a pair of cornstalks that are best friends?
Ear buds!
Who is the corniest baseball player of all time?
Ty Cobb!
Dad fertilized the garden with corn starch.
The plot thickens.
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What do you call mountain climbing corn?
Mountain-ears.
If you search for pictures of corn on Google you'll only get stalk pictures.
What do you call corn that joins the army?
Kernel.
What did the cornfield say when it heard rain coming?
That’s music to my ears!
just witnessed a chicken try to pick up a piece of corn for 5 minutes,
ImPeck-able.
What do you call corn with red, white and blue kernels?
Americorn.
Why is the corn army so dysfunctional?
Cause there are too many Kernels.
Did you know there’s an app for corn growers?
It’s made in Sili-corn Valley!
Plain popcorn? You can do butter than that.
What did the baby corn call his dad?
Pop corn!
Don't tell secrets in corn fields.
Too many ears around.
Why didn't the corn chip advocate wear shoes?
They believed in Fritos.
Why is corn popular around Halloween?
Because it’s so earie.
I eat a ton of corn everyday.
I guess that makes me a cornivore.
What did the corn farmer give to his therapist?
An ear full.
How do you make sweet corn?
You whisper sweet nothings in its ear!
A narwhal is just a tuna-corn.
I really like corn, but I can't find it because this time of year it's never in stalk
Why do farmers make terrible comedians?
Their jokes are corny!
Did you hear about the corn stalk that changed careers?
He went into a different field!
What did baby corn say to Mama corn?
Where's Popcorn?
Why shouldn’t you take corn on an airplane?
Your ears will pop!
What did the boy say when his mom made him prepare the corn for supper?
This shucks!
How did the corn farmer get to be so successful?
He corn-ered the market!
I got arrested for the way I eat corn.
They charged me with a salt and buttery.
This year for Valentine's day I got my wife the ace of hearts and packets of corn flour, rice flour and self raising flour
She wasn't happy. Apparently it wasn't what she meant when she said she just wanted a card and flowers.
I didn’t have a map of the corn maze, so I had to play it by ear.
what does a female corn do when she likes a male corn?
she corn-fesses.
What does a pirate pay for his corn?
A buccaneer!
Our daughter eats her corn one kernel at a time.
She's a unicorn.
When is a vegetable also a nut?
When it’s a corn!
Be careful what you say in a corn maze. The walls have ears.