There’s this corn on the cob stand that I really like, but it started making ads
They were really corny.
A narwhal is just a tuna-corn.
just witnessed a chicken try to pick up a piece of corn for 5 minutes,
ImPeck-able.
How did the corn farmer get to be so successful?
He corn-ered the market!
What do you call someone who’s crazy about corn?
A corn-ivore!
I got arrested for the way I eat corn.
They charged me with a salt and buttery.
What did the corn farmer give to his therapist?
An ear full.
Why is the corn army so dysfunctional?
Cause there are too many Kernels.
What is a corn's favorite song?
Corn fields forever.
I thought of a new joke that started in a corn field.
But I'm not going to post it bc it's too corny.
I really like corn, but I can't find it because this time of year it's never in stalk
What do you call a single, solitary kernel of corn?
A unicorn!
What did the boy say when his mom made him prepare the corn for supper?
This shucks!
Why did the corn stalks hold a ceremony in honor of the scarecrow?
To corn-gratulate him for being out standing in their field!
Don't tell secrets in corn fields.
Too many ears around.
Why didn't the corn chip advocate wear shoes?
They believed in Fritos.
This year for Valentine's day I got my wife the ace of hearts and packets of corn flour, rice flour and self raising flour
She wasn't happy. Apparently it wasn't what she meant when she said she just wanted a card and flowers.
When is a vegetable also a nut?
When it’s a corn!
I eat a ton of corn everyday.
I guess that makes me a cornivore.
What kind of party is held in a cornfield?
A cornball!
Be careful what you say in a corn maze. The walls have ears.
I watched a documentary about corn fields
It was really quite amaizeing
What did the corn say when it was being followed?
“I’m being stalked!”
This might sound corny, but I think you’re a-maize-ing.
In the corn maze, I felt like I was being stalked. It was earie.
What did the cornfield say when it heard rain coming?
That’s music to my ears!
What do you call a pair of cornstalks that are best friends?
Ear buds!
What happens if you swallow a whole corn cob?
You get corn-stipated!
Why did the corn farmer go to jail?
He was stalking someone in a field.
Why do farmers make terrible comedians?
Their jokes are corny!
Some people say popcorn is hard to chew. There’s a kernel of truth to that.
I didn’t have a map of the corn maze, so I had to play it by ear.
What do you call corn that joins the army?
Kernel.
Somebody was doing a speech and said, "This might be corny," and pulled out a couple of canned corns. Guess what happened next?
Total pundemonium.
What did the farmer say when someone complimented him on his corn harvest?
Aww, shucks!
Shucking takes lots of corn-centration.
Why is corn popular around Halloween?
Because it’s so earie.
What did baby corn say to Mama corn?
Where's Popcorn?
Who is the corniest baseball player of all time?
Ty Cobb!
What do you call corn with red, white and blue kernels?
Americorn.
This corn is a little rough to the touch. Looks like a job for Kernel Sanders.
Did you hear about the corn stalk that changed careers?
He went into a different field!
Corn mazes should be renamed Maize mazes.
What did the baby corn call his dad?
Pop corn!
How much does a corn flake weigh?
1 Kelloggram.
Did you know there’s an app for corn growers?
It’s made in Sili-corn Valley!
What does a pirate pay for his corn?
A buccaneer!
Dad fertilized the garden with corn starch.
The plot thickens.
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What do you call mountain climbing corn?
Mountain-ears.
Why shouldn’t you take corn on an airplane?
Your ears will pop!
Did you hear about the farm dog who liked to strip ears of corn?
He was part husky!
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