There’s this corn on the cob stand that I really like, but it started making ads
They were really corny.
Plain popcorn? You can do butter than that.
I eat a ton of corn everyday.
I guess that makes me a cornivore.
Who is the corniest baseball player of all time?
Ty Cobb!
I watched a documentary about corn fields
It was really quite amaizeing
What is a corn's favorite song?
Corn fields forever.
How do you make sweet corn?
You whisper sweet nothings in its ear!
What kind of party is held in a cornfield?
A cornball!
Why did the corn farmer go to jail?
He was stalking someone in a field.
What do you call a pair of cornstalks that are best friends?
Ear buds!
What do you call someone who’s crazy about corn?
A corn-ivore!
What happens if you swallow a whole corn cob?
You get corn-stipated!
Did you hear about the corn stalk that changed careers?
He went into a different field!
When is a vegetable also a nut?
When it’s a corn!
This might sound corny, but I think you’re a-maize-ing.
Why did the corn stalks hold a ceremony in honor of the scarecrow?
To corn-gratulate him for being out standing in their field!
Why do farmers make terrible comedians?
Their jokes are corny!
What do you call a single, solitary kernel of corn?
A unicorn!
What do you call corn that joins the army?
Kernel.
What did the farmer say when someone complimented him on his corn harvest?
Aww, shucks!
Why didn't the corn chip advocate wear shoes?
They believed in Fritos.
What do you call corn with red, white and blue kernels?
Americorn.
In the corn maze, I felt like I was being stalked. It was earie.
This corn is a little rough to the touch. Looks like a job for Kernel Sanders.
Why is corn popular around Halloween?
Because it’s so earie.
Corn mazes should be renamed Maize mazes.
I didn’t have a map of the corn maze, so I had to play it by ear.
Our daughter eats her corn one kernel at a time.
She's a unicorn.
Don't tell secrets in corn fields.
Too many ears around.
I thought of a new joke that started in a corn field.
But I'm not going to post it bc it's too corny.
What did the baby corn call his dad?
Pop corn!
This year for Valentine's day I got my wife the ace of hearts and packets of corn flour, rice flour and self raising flour
She wasn't happy. Apparently it wasn't what she meant when she said she just wanted a card and flowers.
Dad fertilized the garden with corn starch.
The plot thickens.
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What do you call mountain climbing corn?
Mountain-ears.
What did the boy say when his mom made him prepare the corn for supper?
This shucks!
A narwhal is just a tuna-corn.
What does a pirate pay for his corn?
A buccaneer!
How much does a corn flake weigh?
1 Kelloggram.
Did you know there’s an app for corn growers?
It’s made in Sili-corn Valley!
What happened to the football team that practiced in a corn field?
They got creamed!
Did you hear about the farm dog who liked to strip ears of corn?
He was part husky!
Why is the corn army so dysfunctional?
Cause there are too many Kernels.
What did baby corn say to Mama corn?
Where's Popcorn?
What did the corn farmer give to his therapist?
An ear full.
Be careful what you say in a corn maze. The walls have ears.
How did the corn farmer get to be so successful?
He corn-ered the market!
Shucking takes lots of corn-centration.
I got arrested for the way I eat corn.
They charged me with a salt and buttery.
If you search for pictures of corn on Google you'll only get stalk pictures.
Why shouldn’t you take corn on an airplane?
Your ears will pop!
Some people say popcorn is hard to chew. There’s a kernel of truth to that.
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