What do you call a single, solitary kernel of corn?
A unicorn!
I watched a documentary about corn fields
It was really quite amaizeing
If you search for pictures of corn on Google you'll only get stalk pictures.
A narwhal is just a tuna-corn.
Dad fertilized the garden with corn starch.
The plot thickens.
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What do you call mountain climbing corn?
Mountain-ears.
What kind of party is held in a cornfield?
A cornball!
What do you call a pair of cornstalks that are best friends?
Ear buds!
Somebody was doing a speech and said, "This might be corny," and pulled out a couple of canned corns. Guess what happened next?
Total pundemonium.
In the corn maze, I felt like I was being stalked. It was earie.
Be careful what you say in a corn maze. The walls have ears.
what does a female corn do when she likes a male corn?
she corn-fesses.
There’s this corn on the cob stand that I really like, but it started making ads
They were really corny.
Some people say popcorn is hard to chew. There’s a kernel of truth to that.
I didn’t have a map of the corn maze, so I had to play it by ear.
How do you make sweet corn?
You whisper sweet nothings in its ear!
How much does a corn flake weigh?
1 Kelloggram.
When is a vegetable also a nut?
When it’s a corn!
Don't tell secrets in corn fields.
Too many ears around.
This might sound corny, but I think you’re a-maize-ing.
Why did the corn stalks hold a ceremony in honor of the scarecrow?
To corn-gratulate him for being out standing in their field!
How did the corn farmer get to be so successful?
He corn-ered the market!
Did you hear about the farm dog who liked to strip ears of corn?
He was part husky!
What did the cornfield say when it heard rain coming?
That’s music to my ears!
Our daughter eats her corn one kernel at a time.
She's a unicorn.
Corn mazes should be renamed Maize mazes.
Why shouldn’t you take corn on an airplane?
Your ears will pop!
What do you call corn with red, white and blue kernels?
Americorn.
Why do farmers make terrible comedians?
Their jokes are corny!
I really like corn, but I can't find it because this time of year it's never in stalk
I thought of a new joke that started in a corn field.
But I'm not going to post it bc it's too corny.
Why didn't the corn chip advocate wear shoes?
They believed in Fritos.
just witnessed a chicken try to pick up a piece of corn for 5 minutes,
ImPeck-able.
Shucking takes lots of corn-centration.
What happens if you swallow a whole corn cob?
You get corn-stipated!
What does a pirate pay for his corn?
A buccaneer!
I got arrested for the way I eat corn.
They charged me with a salt and buttery.
What did the boy say when his mom made him prepare the corn for supper?
This shucks!
What did the farmer say when someone complimented him on his corn harvest?
Aww, shucks!
Why is corn popular around Halloween?
Because it’s so earie.
What did baby corn say to Mama corn?
Where's Popcorn?
I eat a ton of corn everyday.
I guess that makes me a cornivore.
Why did the corn farmer go to jail?
He was stalking someone in a field.
What happened to the football team that practiced in a corn field?
They got creamed!
This year for Valentine's day I got my wife the ace of hearts and packets of corn flour, rice flour and self raising flour
She wasn't happy. Apparently it wasn't what she meant when she said she just wanted a card and flowers.
What did the corn farmer give to his therapist?
An ear full.
What did the baby corn call his dad?
Pop corn!
What is a corn's favorite song?
Corn fields forever.
Who is the corniest baseball player of all time?
Ty Cobb!
What did the corn say when it was being followed?
“I’m being stalked!”
This corn is a little rough to the touch. Looks like a job for Kernel Sanders.
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