What do you call corn with red, white and blue kernels?
Americorn.
Did you hear about the corn stalk that changed careers?
He went into a different field!
Some people say popcorn is hard to chew. There’s a kernel of truth to that.
I eat a ton of corn everyday.
I guess that makes me a cornivore.
I got arrested for the way I eat corn.
They charged me with a salt and buttery.
Why is corn popular around Halloween?
Because it’s so earie.
Plain popcorn? You can do butter than that.
Corn mazes should be renamed Maize mazes.
What happens if you swallow a whole corn cob?
You get corn-stipated!
There’s this corn on the cob stand that I really like, but it started making ads
They were really corny.
What kind of party is held in a cornfield?
A cornball!
Why do farmers make terrible comedians?
Their jokes are corny!
Why did the corn stalks hold a ceremony in honor of the scarecrow?
To corn-gratulate him for being out standing in their field!
Somebody was doing a speech and said, "This might be corny," and pulled out a couple of canned corns. Guess what happened next?
Total pundemonium.
I didn’t have a map of the corn maze, so I had to play it by ear.
Why did the corn farmer go to jail?
He was stalking someone in a field.
Did you hear about the farm dog who liked to strip ears of corn?
He was part husky!
This might sound corny, but I think you’re a-maize-ing.
Did you know there’s an app for corn growers?
It’s made in Sili-corn Valley!
just witnessed a chicken try to pick up a piece of corn for 5 minutes,
ImPeck-able.
I really like corn, but I can't find it because this time of year it's never in stalk
What is a corn's favorite song?
Corn fields forever.
How did the corn farmer get to be so successful?
He corn-ered the market!
what does a female corn do when she likes a male corn?
she corn-fesses.
What did the corn say when it was being followed?
“I’m being stalked!”
This corn is a little rough to the touch. Looks like a job for Kernel Sanders.
What happened to the football team that practiced in a corn field?
They got creamed!
What did the farmer say when someone complimented him on his corn harvest?
Aww, shucks!
Why shouldn’t you take corn on an airplane?
Your ears will pop!
Shucking takes lots of corn-centration.
What do you call corn that joins the army?
Kernel.
Our daughter eats her corn one kernel at a time.
She's a unicorn.
What did the corn farmer give to his therapist?
An ear full.
Be careful what you say in a corn maze. The walls have ears.
Why didn't the corn chip advocate wear shoes?
They believed in Fritos.
How much does a corn flake weigh?
1 Kelloggram.
What do you call someone who’s crazy about corn?
A corn-ivore!
What did the boy say when his mom made him prepare the corn for supper?
This shucks!
When is a vegetable also a nut?
When it’s a corn!
This year for Valentine's day I got my wife the ace of hearts and packets of corn flour, rice flour and self raising flour
She wasn't happy. Apparently it wasn't what she meant when she said she just wanted a card and flowers.
What did the baby corn call his dad?
Pop corn!
Why is the corn army so dysfunctional?
Cause there are too many Kernels.
Dad fertilized the garden with corn starch.
The plot thickens.
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What do you call mountain climbing corn?
Mountain-ears.
In the corn maze, I felt like I was being stalked. It was earie.
If you search for pictures of corn on Google you'll only get stalk pictures.
I watched a documentary about corn fields
It was really quite amaizeing
What do you call a pair of cornstalks that are best friends?
Ear buds!
Don't tell secrets in corn fields.
Too many ears around.
I thought of a new joke that started in a corn field.
But I'm not going to post it bc it's too corny.
How do you make sweet corn?
You whisper sweet nothings in its ear!
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