Our daughter eats her corn one kernel at a time.
She's a unicorn.
Somebody was doing a speech and said, "This might be corny," and pulled out a couple of canned corns. Guess what happened next?
Total pundemonium.
A narwhal is just a tuna-corn.
Did you hear about the corn stalk that changed careers?
He went into a different field!
What do you call corn that joins the army?
Kernel.
What did the corn farmer give to his therapist?
An ear full.
Corn mazes should be renamed Maize mazes.
There’s this corn on the cob stand that I really like, but it started making ads
They were really corny.
I really like corn, but I can't find it because this time of year it's never in stalk
How did the corn farmer get to be so successful?
He corn-ered the market!
What do you call a pair of cornstalks that are best friends?
Ear buds!
What did the cornfield say when it heard rain coming?
That’s music to my ears!
This might sound corny, but I think you’re a-maize-ing.
This corn is a little rough to the touch. Looks like a job for Kernel Sanders.
When is a vegetable also a nut?
When it’s a corn!
What did the corn say when it was being followed?
“I’m being stalked!”
I got arrested for the way I eat corn.
They charged me with a salt and buttery.
Did you know there’s an app for corn growers?
It’s made in Sili-corn Valley!
Some people say popcorn is hard to chew. There’s a kernel of truth to that.
I didn’t have a map of the corn maze, so I had to play it by ear.
Plain popcorn? You can do butter than that.
Did you hear about the farm dog who liked to strip ears of corn?
He was part husky!
What happens if you swallow a whole corn cob?
You get corn-stipated!
Who is the corniest baseball player of all time?
Ty Cobb!
If you search for pictures of corn on Google you'll only get stalk pictures.
what does a female corn do when she likes a male corn?
she corn-fesses.
How much does a corn flake weigh?
1 Kelloggram.
Why is corn popular around Halloween?
Because it’s so earie.
Why did the corn farmer go to jail?
He was stalking someone in a field.
Don't tell secrets in corn fields.
Too many ears around.
This year for Valentine's day I got my wife the ace of hearts and packets of corn flour, rice flour and self raising flour
She wasn't happy. Apparently it wasn't what she meant when she said she just wanted a card and flowers.
What did baby corn say to Mama corn?
Where's Popcorn?
What do you call a single, solitary kernel of corn?
A unicorn!
I eat a ton of corn everyday.
I guess that makes me a cornivore.
What kind of party is held in a cornfield?
A cornball!
What happened to the football team that practiced in a corn field?
They got creamed!
What do you call someone who’s crazy about corn?
A corn-ivore!
Why is the corn army so dysfunctional?
Cause there are too many Kernels.
In the corn maze, I felt like I was being stalked. It was earie.
What is a corn's favorite song?
Corn fields forever.
Be careful what you say in a corn maze. The walls have ears.
I watched a documentary about corn fields
It was really quite amaizeing
What did the boy say when his mom made him prepare the corn for supper?
This shucks!
I thought of a new joke that started in a corn field.
But I'm not going to post it bc it's too corny.
What did the farmer say when someone complimented him on his corn harvest?
Aww, shucks!
Why do farmers make terrible comedians?
Their jokes are corny!
Shucking takes lots of corn-centration.
How do you make sweet corn?
You whisper sweet nothings in its ear!
What does a pirate pay for his corn?
A buccaneer!
Dad fertilized the garden with corn starch.
The plot thickens.
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What do you call mountain climbing corn?
Mountain-ears.
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