What do you call corn that joins the army?
Kernel.
What did the corn say when it was being followed?
“I’m being stalked!”
Somebody was doing a speech and said, "This might be corny," and pulled out a couple of canned corns. Guess what happened next?
Total pundemonium.
A narwhal is just a tuna-corn.
What did the farmer say when someone complimented him on his corn harvest?
Aww, shucks!
What did the cornfield say when it heard rain coming?
That’s music to my ears!
What does a pirate pay for his corn?
A buccaneer!
How do you make sweet corn?
You whisper sweet nothings in its ear!
This year for Valentine's day I got my wife the ace of hearts and packets of corn flour, rice flour and self raising flour
She wasn't happy. Apparently it wasn't what she meant when she said she just wanted a card and flowers.
Why do farmers make terrible comedians?
Their jokes are corny!
Why is the corn army so dysfunctional?
Cause there are too many Kernels.
There’s this corn on the cob stand that I really like, but it started making ads
They were really corny.
What happened to the football team that practiced in a corn field?
They got creamed!
Why did the corn stalks hold a ceremony in honor of the scarecrow?
To corn-gratulate him for being out standing in their field!
In the corn maze, I felt like I was being stalked. It was earie.
Dad fertilized the garden with corn starch.
The plot thickens.
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What do you call mountain climbing corn?
Mountain-ears.
Corn mazes should be renamed Maize mazes.
Be careful what you say in a corn maze. The walls have ears.
Why is corn popular around Halloween?
Because it’s so earie.
I really like corn, but I can't find it because this time of year it's never in stalk
I eat a ton of corn everyday.
I guess that makes me a cornivore.
Shucking takes lots of corn-centration.
I got arrested for the way I eat corn.
They charged me with a salt and buttery.
What do you call a pair of cornstalks that are best friends?
Ear buds!
What did the boy say when his mom made him prepare the corn for supper?
This shucks!
I thought of a new joke that started in a corn field.
But I'm not going to post it bc it's too corny.
I watched a documentary about corn fields
It was really quite amaizeing
Some people say popcorn is hard to chew. There’s a kernel of truth to that.
Our daughter eats her corn one kernel at a time.
She's a unicorn.
Why didn't the corn chip advocate wear shoes?
They believed in Fritos.
Did you know there’s an app for corn growers?
It’s made in Sili-corn Valley!
Don't tell secrets in corn fields.
Too many ears around.
Did you hear about the corn stalk that changed careers?
He went into a different field!
This corn is a little rough to the touch. Looks like a job for Kernel Sanders.
When is a vegetable also a nut?
When it’s a corn!
What kind of party is held in a cornfield?
A cornball!
Why did the corn farmer go to jail?
He was stalking someone in a field.
What did the baby corn call his dad?
Pop corn!
Plain popcorn? You can do butter than that.
What is a corn's favorite song?
Corn fields forever.
If you search for pictures of corn on Google you'll only get stalk pictures.
What do you call someone who’s crazy about corn?
A corn-ivore!
Why shouldn’t you take corn on an airplane?
Your ears will pop!
What did baby corn say to Mama corn?
Where's Popcorn?
Did you hear about the farm dog who liked to strip ears of corn?
He was part husky!
What happens if you swallow a whole corn cob?
You get corn-stipated!
what does a female corn do when she likes a male corn?
she corn-fesses.
What did the corn farmer give to his therapist?
An ear full.
What do you call a single, solitary kernel of corn?
A unicorn!
just witnessed a chicken try to pick up a piece of corn for 5 minutes,
ImPeck-able.
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