Why shouldn’t you take corn on an airplane?
Your ears will pop!
This might sound corny, but I think you’re a-maize-ing.
If you search for pictures of corn on Google you'll only get stalk pictures.
What do you call corn that joins the army?
Kernel.
Why did the corn farmer go to jail?
He was stalking someone in a field.
What did the cornfield say when it heard rain coming?
That’s music to my ears!
This corn is a little rough to the touch. Looks like a job for Kernel Sanders.
just witnessed a chicken try to pick up a piece of corn for 5 minutes,
ImPeck-able.
What did the corn farmer give to his therapist?
An ear full.
What do you call corn with red, white and blue kernels?
Americorn.
When is a vegetable also a nut?
When it’s a corn!
Did you hear about the farm dog who liked to strip ears of corn?
He was part husky!
Why is corn popular around Halloween?
Because it’s so earie.
Somebody was doing a speech and said, "This might be corny," and pulled out a couple of canned corns. Guess what happened next?
Total pundemonium.
What did the baby corn call his dad?
Pop corn!
How much does a corn flake weigh?
1 Kelloggram.
What did the boy say when his mom made him prepare the corn for supper?
This shucks!
What did baby corn say to Mama corn?
Where's Popcorn?
What happens if you swallow a whole corn cob?
You get corn-stipated!
Don't tell secrets in corn fields.
Too many ears around.
Why is the corn army so dysfunctional?
Cause there are too many Kernels.
What did the corn say when it was being followed?
“I’m being stalked!”
What do you call someone who’s crazy about corn?
A corn-ivore!
I thought of a new joke that started in a corn field.
But I'm not going to post it bc it's too corny.
A narwhal is just a tuna-corn.
Some people say popcorn is hard to chew. There’s a kernel of truth to that.
Why did the corn stalks hold a ceremony in honor of the scarecrow?
To corn-gratulate him for being out standing in their field!
I really like corn, but I can't find it because this time of year it's never in stalk
Shucking takes lots of corn-centration.
Why didn't the corn chip advocate wear shoes?
They believed in Fritos.
How did the corn farmer get to be so successful?
He corn-ered the market!
Did you know there’s an app for corn growers?
It’s made in Sili-corn Valley!
What kind of party is held in a cornfield?
A cornball!
Why do farmers make terrible comedians?
Their jokes are corny!
what does a female corn do when she likes a male corn?
she corn-fesses.
What is a corn's favorite song?
Corn fields forever.
What did the farmer say when someone complimented him on his corn harvest?
Aww, shucks!
Our daughter eats her corn one kernel at a time.
She's a unicorn.
Did you hear about the corn stalk that changed careers?
He went into a different field!
This year for Valentine's day I got my wife the ace of hearts and packets of corn flour, rice flour and self raising flour
She wasn't happy. Apparently it wasn't what she meant when she said she just wanted a card and flowers.
I eat a ton of corn everyday.
I guess that makes me a cornivore.
Who is the corniest baseball player of all time?
Ty Cobb!
I didn’t have a map of the corn maze, so I had to play it by ear.
What do you call a single, solitary kernel of corn?
A unicorn!
What do you call a pair of cornstalks that are best friends?
Ear buds!
Dad fertilized the garden with corn starch.
The plot thickens.
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What do you call mountain climbing corn?
Mountain-ears.
There’s this corn on the cob stand that I really like, but it started making ads
They were really corny.
I got arrested for the way I eat corn.
They charged me with a salt and buttery.
I watched a documentary about corn fields
It was really quite amaizeing
Plain popcorn? You can do butter than that.