In the corn maze, I felt like I was being stalked. It was earie.
Why did the corn stalks hold a ceremony in honor of the scarecrow?
To corn-gratulate him for being out standing in their field!
How much does a corn flake weigh?
1 Kelloggram.
What do you call someone who’s crazy about corn?
A corn-ivore!
Somebody was doing a speech and said, "This might be corny," and pulled out a couple of canned corns. Guess what happened next?
Total pundemonium.
Who is the corniest baseball player of all time?
Ty Cobb!
There’s this corn on the cob stand that I really like, but it started making ads
They were really corny.
Why shouldn’t you take corn on an airplane?
Your ears will pop!
What did the corn farmer give to his therapist?
An ear full.
Corn mazes should be renamed Maize mazes.
I thought of a new joke that started in a corn field.
But I'm not going to post it bc it's too corny.
What is a corn's favorite song?
Corn fields forever.
Why is the corn army so dysfunctional?
Cause there are too many Kernels.
what does a female corn do when she likes a male corn?
she corn-fesses.
I didn’t have a map of the corn maze, so I had to play it by ear.
How did the corn farmer get to be so successful?
He corn-ered the market!
Be careful what you say in a corn maze. The walls have ears.
Why do farmers make terrible comedians?
Their jokes are corny!
This year for Valentine's day I got my wife the ace of hearts and packets of corn flour, rice flour and self raising flour
She wasn't happy. Apparently it wasn't what she meant when she said she just wanted a card and flowers.
What did the boy say when his mom made him prepare the corn for supper?
This shucks!
I really like corn, but I can't find it because this time of year it's never in stalk
This might sound corny, but I think you’re a-maize-ing.
I eat a ton of corn everyday.
I guess that makes me a cornivore.
Dad fertilized the garden with corn starch.
The plot thickens.
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What do you call mountain climbing corn?
Mountain-ears.
What did the corn say when it was being followed?
“I’m being stalked!”
Did you hear about the corn stalk that changed careers?
He went into a different field!
This corn is a little rough to the touch. Looks like a job for Kernel Sanders.
What kind of party is held in a cornfield?
A cornball!
What happened to the football team that practiced in a corn field?
They got creamed!
What did the cornfield say when it heard rain coming?
That’s music to my ears!
Did you know there’s an app for corn growers?
It’s made in Sili-corn Valley!
I got arrested for the way I eat corn.
They charged me with a salt and buttery.
Why is corn popular around Halloween?
Because it’s so earie.
Plain popcorn? You can do butter than that.
I watched a documentary about corn fields
It was really quite amaizeing
If you search for pictures of corn on Google you'll only get stalk pictures.
Some people say popcorn is hard to chew. There’s a kernel of truth to that.
Did you hear about the farm dog who liked to strip ears of corn?
He was part husky!
just witnessed a chicken try to pick up a piece of corn for 5 minutes,
ImPeck-able.
What does a pirate pay for his corn?
A buccaneer!
What do you call a single, solitary kernel of corn?
A unicorn!
What did the farmer say when someone complimented him on his corn harvest?
Aww, shucks!
Why didn't the corn chip advocate wear shoes?
They believed in Fritos.
Why did the corn farmer go to jail?
He was stalking someone in a field.
What did the baby corn call his dad?
Pop corn!
When is a vegetable also a nut?
When it’s a corn!
How do you make sweet corn?
You whisper sweet nothings in its ear!
Shucking takes lots of corn-centration.
What do you call corn that joins the army?
Kernel.
What do you call a pair of cornstalks that are best friends?
Ear buds!