What did the farmer say when someone complimented him on his corn harvest?
Aww, shucks!
I thought of a new joke that started in a corn field.
But I'm not going to post it bc it's too corny.
Why do farmers make terrible comedians?
Their jokes are corny!
just witnessed a chicken try to pick up a piece of corn for 5 minutes,
ImPeck-able.
In the corn maze, I felt like I was being stalked. It was earie.
Did you hear about the corn stalk that changed careers?
He went into a different field!
Why is corn popular around Halloween?
Because it’s so earie.
Corn mazes should be renamed Maize mazes.
What did the boy say when his mom made him prepare the corn for supper?
This shucks!
Be careful what you say in a corn maze. The walls have ears.
Why did the corn farmer go to jail?
He was stalking someone in a field.
Some people say popcorn is hard to chew. There’s a kernel of truth to that.
What do you call corn that joins the army?
Kernel.
What do you call corn with red, white and blue kernels?
Americorn.
This might sound corny, but I think you’re a-maize-ing.
How did the corn farmer get to be so successful?
He corn-ered the market!
I watched a documentary about corn fields
It was really quite amaizeing
Somebody was doing a speech and said, "This might be corny," and pulled out a couple of canned corns. Guess what happened next?
Total pundemonium.
There’s this corn on the cob stand that I really like, but it started making ads
They were really corny.
Dad fertilized the garden with corn starch.
The plot thickens.
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What do you call mountain climbing corn?
Mountain-ears.
What did the corn say when it was being followed?
“I’m being stalked!”
Did you know there’s an app for corn growers?
It’s made in Sili-corn Valley!
I got arrested for the way I eat corn.
They charged me with a salt and buttery.
What do you call someone who’s crazy about corn?
A corn-ivore!
Why is the corn army so dysfunctional?
Cause there are too many Kernels.
Why shouldn’t you take corn on an airplane?
Your ears will pop!
What kind of party is held in a cornfield?
A cornball!
What happens if you swallow a whole corn cob?
You get corn-stipated!
I didn’t have a map of the corn maze, so I had to play it by ear.
Don't tell secrets in corn fields.
Too many ears around.
Did you hear about the farm dog who liked to strip ears of corn?
He was part husky!
If you search for pictures of corn on Google you'll only get stalk pictures.
What do you call a single, solitary kernel of corn?
A unicorn!
I eat a ton of corn everyday.
I guess that makes me a cornivore.
What did the corn farmer give to his therapist?
An ear full.
Why did the corn stalks hold a ceremony in honor of the scarecrow?
To corn-gratulate him for being out standing in their field!
Shucking takes lots of corn-centration.
What did baby corn say to Mama corn?
Where's Popcorn?
Plain popcorn? You can do butter than that.
This corn is a little rough to the touch. Looks like a job for Kernel Sanders.
What do you call a pair of cornstalks that are best friends?
Ear buds!
A narwhal is just a tuna-corn.
Why didn't the corn chip advocate wear shoes?
They believed in Fritos.
what does a female corn do when she likes a male corn?
she corn-fesses.
How much does a corn flake weigh?
1 Kelloggram.
What happened to the football team that practiced in a corn field?
They got creamed!
What is a corn's favorite song?
Corn fields forever.
When is a vegetable also a nut?
When it’s a corn!
Who is the corniest baseball player of all time?
Ty Cobb!
What does a pirate pay for his corn?
A buccaneer!
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