just witnessed a chicken try to pick up a piece of corn for 5 minutes,
ImPeck-able.
This corn is a little rough to the touch. Looks like a job for Kernel Sanders.
Why do farmers make terrible comedians?
Their jokes are corny!
Why did the corn farmer go to jail?
He was stalking someone in a field.
Why is corn popular around Halloween?
Because it’s so earie.
what does a female corn do when she likes a male corn?
she corn-fesses.
I really like corn, but I can't find it because this time of year it's never in stalk
What did baby corn say to Mama corn?
Where's Popcorn?
How do you make sweet corn?
You whisper sweet nothings in its ear!
What kind of party is held in a cornfield?
A cornball!
Why did the corn stalks hold a ceremony in honor of the scarecrow?
To corn-gratulate him for being out standing in their field!
There’s this corn on the cob stand that I really like, but it started making ads
They were really corny.
I thought of a new joke that started in a corn field.
But I'm not going to post it bc it's too corny.
If you search for pictures of corn on Google you'll only get stalk pictures.
What is a corn's favorite song?
Corn fields forever.
How did the corn farmer get to be so successful?
He corn-ered the market!
Who is the corniest baseball player of all time?
Ty Cobb!
What do you call a single, solitary kernel of corn?
A unicorn!
In the corn maze, I felt like I was being stalked. It was earie.
Be careful what you say in a corn maze. The walls have ears.
What do you call someone who’s crazy about corn?
A corn-ivore!
When is a vegetable also a nut?
When it’s a corn!
What happened to the football team that practiced in a corn field?
They got creamed!
Did you hear about the farm dog who liked to strip ears of corn?
He was part husky!
Don't tell secrets in corn fields.
Too many ears around.
What did the baby corn call his dad?
Pop corn!
This might sound corny, but I think you’re a-maize-ing.
I watched a documentary about corn fields
It was really quite amaizeing
I didn’t have a map of the corn maze, so I had to play it by ear.
What did the cornfield say when it heard rain coming?
That’s music to my ears!
Some people say popcorn is hard to chew. There’s a kernel of truth to that.
Dad fertilized the garden with corn starch.
The plot thickens.
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What do you call mountain climbing corn?
Mountain-ears.
How much does a corn flake weigh?
1 Kelloggram.
What does a pirate pay for his corn?
A buccaneer!
Shucking takes lots of corn-centration.
What do you call corn with red, white and blue kernels?
Americorn.
What did the corn farmer give to his therapist?
An ear full.
What do you call a pair of cornstalks that are best friends?
Ear buds!
Our daughter eats her corn one kernel at a time.
She's a unicorn.
What do you call corn that joins the army?
Kernel.
Why didn't the corn chip advocate wear shoes?
They believed in Fritos.
What did the corn say when it was being followed?
“I’m being stalked!”
Did you know there’s an app for corn growers?
It’s made in Sili-corn Valley!
Did you hear about the corn stalk that changed careers?
He went into a different field!
I got arrested for the way I eat corn.
They charged me with a salt and buttery.
A narwhal is just a tuna-corn.
Why is the corn army so dysfunctional?
Cause there are too many Kernels.
What happens if you swallow a whole corn cob?
You get corn-stipated!
This year for Valentine's day I got my wife the ace of hearts and packets of corn flour, rice flour and self raising flour
She wasn't happy. Apparently it wasn't what she meant when she said she just wanted a card and flowers.
Somebody was doing a speech and said, "This might be corny," and pulled out a couple of canned corns. Guess what happened next?
Total pundemonium.
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