What happened to the football team that practiced in a corn field? They got creamed!
How do you make sweet corn? You whisper sweet nothings in its ear!
I watched a documentary about corn fields It was really quite amaizeing
How did the corn farmer get to be so successful? He corn-ered the market!
When is a vegetable also a nut? When it’s a corn!
Why is corn popular around Halloween? Because it’s so earie.
What did the farmer say when someone complimented him on his corn harvest? Aww, shucks!
Did you know there’s an app for corn growers? It’s made in Sili-corn Valley!
Our daughter eats her corn one kernel at a time. She's a unicorn.
Did you hear about the corn stalk that changed careers? He went into a different field!
Why did the corn farmer go to jail? He was stalking someone in a field.
Why shouldn’t you take corn on an airplane? Your ears will pop!
Some people say popcorn is hard to chew. There’s a kernel of truth to that.
Why did the corn stalks hold a ceremony in honor of the scarecrow? To corn-gratulate him for being out standing in their field!
Who is the corniest baseball player of all time? Ty Cobb!
What do you call a single, solitary kernel of corn? A unicorn!
This year for Valentine's day I got my wife the ace of hearts and packets of corn flour, rice flour and self raising flour She wasn't happy. Apparently it wasn't what she meant when she said she just wanted a card and flowers.
What did the corn farmer give to his therapist? An ear full.
If you search for pictures of corn on Google you'll only get stalk pictures.
Shucking takes lots of corn-centration.
What happens if you swallow a whole corn cob? You get corn-stipated!
What did the cornfield say when it heard rain coming? That’s music to my ears!
What did the boy say when his mom made him prepare the corn for supper? This shucks!
What kind of party is held in a cornfield? A cornball!
I thought of a new joke that started in a corn field. But I'm not going to post it bc it's too corny.
I got arrested for the way I eat corn. They charged me with a salt and buttery.
There’s this corn on the cob stand that I really like, but it started making ads They were really corny.
Dad fertilized the garden with corn starch. The plot thickens. --- What do you call mountain climbing corn? Mountain-ears.
This corn is a little rough to the touch. Looks like a job for Kernel Sanders.
What did the corn say when it was being followed? “I’m being stalked!”
I really like corn, but I can't find it because this time of year it's never in stalk
Somebody was doing a speech and said, "This might be corny," and pulled out a couple of canned corns. Guess what happened next? Total pundemonium.
Plain popcorn? You can do butter than that.
Why didn't the corn chip advocate wear shoes? They believed in Fritos.
I didn’t have a map of the corn maze, so I had to play it by ear.
What do you call a pair of cornstalks that are best friends? Ear buds!
In the corn maze, I felt like I was being stalked. It was earie.
what does a female corn do when she likes a male corn? she corn-fesses.
Don't tell secrets in corn fields. Too many ears around.
What did baby corn say to Mama corn? Where's Popcorn?
What is a corn's favorite song? Corn fields forever.
Corn mazes should be renamed Maize mazes.
What does a pirate pay for his corn? A buccaneer!
Why do farmers make terrible comedians? Their jokes are corny!
A narwhal is just a tuna-corn.
Did you hear about the farm dog who liked to strip ears of corn? He was part husky!
What did the baby corn call his dad? Pop corn!
I eat a ton of corn everyday. I guess that makes me a cornivore.
What do you call corn that joins the army? Kernel.
What do you call someone who’s crazy about corn? A corn-ivore!