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I was trying to look at a picture of the ocean but kept having to reload the page, it finally worked after 5 attempts.
That was refreshing to sea.
Why did the hot dog turn down a chance to star in a major motion picture? None of the rolls (roles) were good enough.
What's taken before you get it? Your picture.
Why did the picture go to jail? Because it was framed.
Your mom is so fat
Her school picture from first grade is still printing.
Yo mama so fat I tried to hang a picture of her on my wall, and my wall fell over.
Yo momma so fat I took a picture of her at Christmas and it's still printing.
I need to take this picture for my instayam
Why did the hot dog turn down a chance to star in a major motion picture? None of the rolls (roles) were good enough.
Dear John...
Dear John... A United States Marine was deployed to Afghanistan. While he was there he received a "Dear John" letter from his girlfriend. In the letter she explained that she had slept with two guys while he had been gone and she wanted to break up with him. To add injury to the insult, she said she wanted back the picture of herself that she had given him. So the Marine did what any squared-away Marine would do. He went around to his buddies and collected all the unwanted photos of women he could find. In all, he got more than 25 pictures of various women (some with clothes and some without). He then mailed them to his now-former girlfriend with the following note: "I don't remember which one you are. Please remove your picture and send the rest back."
Why do Blondes always smile during lightning storms? They think their picture is being taken.
Little Johnny and the Hammer
Little Johnny and the Hammer Little Johnny comes downstairs crying. His mother asked, "What’s the matter little Johnny?" "Dad was hanging pictures, and just hit his thumb bang on with the hammer!" said little Johnny through his tears. His mother was touched by the boy's sensitivity, but didn't like seeing him cry. "That’s not so serious." She tried to soothe him. "Now I know you're upset, but a big boy like you shouldn’t cry at something like that. That's something to laugh about." "I did!" sobbed Johnny.
Every time when I see a picture of something amazing in space, I usually say “That’s totally far out.”
Have you seen the picture of Mount Rushmore before it was carved
It’s completely unprecedented.
I took my 7 year old son to the zoo today.
We were walking around and soon he said, “Look Dad! It's a frickin' Elephant!”
I was shocked and slightly angry, as everybody was looking at us.
“What did you just call it?” I asked.
“It's a frickin' Elephant, it says so on the picture!” he said, and so it did, A F R I C A N Elephant.
Yo mama so old she has a picture of Moses in her yearbook.
When I tried taking a picture of my bread load, it came out grainy. I think that that is a common problem.