Picture

Why did the hot dog turn down a chance to star in a major motion picture? None of the rolls (roles) were good enough.
What's taken before you get it? Your picture.
Why did the picture go to jail? Because it was framed.
Yo mama so old she has a picture of Moses in her yearbook.
Why did the hot dog turn down a chance to star in a major motion picture? None of the rolls (roles) were good enough.
I tried to hit the picture cleanly over the fence, but it was framed.
Your mom is so fat
Her school picture from first grade is still printing.
Yo mama so fat I tried to hang a picture of her on my wall, and my wall fell over.
Yo momma so fat I took a picture of her at Christmas and it's still printing.
Why do Blondes always smile during lightning storms? They think their picture is being taken.
Little Johnny and the Hammer
Little Johnny and the Hammer Little Johnny comes downstairs crying. His mother asked, "What’s the matter little Johnny?" "Dad was hanging pictures, and just hit his thumb bang on with the hammer!" said little Johnny through his tears. His mother was touched by the boy's sensitivity, but didn't like seeing him cry. "That’s not so serious." She tried to soothe him. "Now I know you're upset, but a big boy like you shouldn’t cry at something like that. That's something to laugh about." "I did!" sobbed Johnny.
I was trying to look at a picture of the ocean but kept having to reload the page, it finally worked after 5 attempts.
That was refreshing to sea.
Every time when I see a picture of something amazing in space, I usually say “That’s totally far out.”
Yo mama so ugly, they use her picture to scare kids straight.
When I tried taking a picture of my bread load, it came out grainy. I think that that is a common problem.
I took my 7 year old son to the zoo today.
We were walking around and soon he said, “Look Dad! It's a frickin' Elephant!”
I was shocked and slightly angry, as everybody was looking at us.
“What did you just call it?” I asked.
“It's a frickin' Elephant, it says so on the picture!” he said, and so it did, A F R I C A N Elephant.