What did Michael Jackson say to his chess opponent?
“It don’t matter if you’re black or white.”
What do you call a white guy with a huge di**? Michael Jackson
“I only like lemons,”
Said Michael zestfully.
"Beat it." — Michael Jackson, "Beat It"
A soda company printed Michael Jackson on all of their cans
He really is the king of pop
I'm having mixed feelings about being a Michael Jackson impersonator.
On one hand, you get to wear a cool white glove.

On the other hand, you don't.