Michael Jokes

A soda company printed Michael Jackson on all of their cans
He really is the king of pop
I'm having mixed feelings about being a Michael Jackson impersonator.
On one hand, you get to wear a cool white glove.

On the other hand, you don't.
“I only like lemons,”
Said Michael zestfully.
"Beat it." — Michael Jackson, "Beat It"
“How can something so small create so much of something so disgusting?”

- Michael, ‘Three Men And A Baby.’
How did Michael Jackson revolutionize cooking in space?
Moon Wok!
What did Michael Jackson say to his chess opponent?
“It don’t matter if you’re black or white.”
“I believe it’s a cook’s moral obligation to add more butter given the chance.”
― Michael Ruhlman
What was Michael Jackson's favorite Spanish food?
Jamon!
What do you call a white guy with a huge di**? Michael Jackson
George Michael once damaged his ears while cleaning them...
Careless Swissper.
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