Michael

"Beat it." — Michael Jackson, "Beat It"
What do you call a white guy with a huge di**? Michael Jackson
A soda company printed Michael Jackson on all of their cans
He really is the king of pop
I'm having mixed feelings about being a Michael Jackson impersonator.
On one hand, you get to wear a cool white glove.

On the other hand, you don't.
“I only like lemons,”
Said Michael zestfully.
What did Michael Jackson say to his chess opponent?
“It don’t matter if you’re black or white.”