"Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green vegetables smelled as good as bacon." - Doug Larson
"My idea of exercise is a good brisk sit."
- Phyllis Dille
"Many so-called spiritual people, they overeat, drink too much, they smoke and don't exercise. But they do go to church every week and pray 'Please help my arthritis. Please help me bring up my strength, make me young again.'"
- Jack LaLanne
"Food is an important part of a balanced diet." —Fran Lebowitz
"I am dying with the help of too many physicians." —Alexander the Great
“Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.” —Mark Twain
"Avoid any diet that discourages the use of hot fudge"- Don Kardong
"I am dying with the help of too many physicians." — Unknown
“Eating words has never given me indigestion.”
Unknown
"You can live to be a hundred if you give up all the things that make you want to live to be a hundred." —Woody Allen
"There's lots of people in this world who spend so much time watching their health that they haven't the time to enjoy it." - Josh Billings
“I have to excercise in the morning before my brain figures out what I'm doing."- Marsha Doble.
"I consider my refusal to go to the gym today as resistance training ."
- Immortal Souls.
"How many psychologists does it take to change a light bulb? Just one, but it takes nine visits." - Author unknown
"I go to the gym three days a week. You have to or else - I don't want to be the guy that dies shoveling snow."
- Douglas Coupland
"To cease smoking is the easiest thing I ever did. I ought to know because I've done it a thousand times." —Mark Twain
"If your doctor's last name is Google, it's time to get a second opinion…" - Toni Bernhard, J.D.
“I have removed all the bad food from my house, it was delicious.”
"I refuse to spend my life worrying about what I eat. There is no pleasure worth forgoing just for an extra three years in the geriatric ward." - John Mortimer
"The word aerobics came about when the gym instructors got together and said, 'If we're going to charge $10 an hour, we can't call it jumping up and down'" - Rita Rudner
"My doctor recently told me that jogging could add years to my life. I think he was right. I feel ten years older already." —Milton Berle
"Sometimes I get the feeling the aspirin companies are sponsoring my headaches." - V.L. Allineare
"I don't get why people pay to exercise in a gym when it's free to not exercise."
- Bridger Winegar
"I can't believe we got grades in gym class. I've never used anything I learned in there."
- Jim Gaffigan
"Red meat is not bad for you. Now blue-green meat, that's bad for you!" - Tommy Smothers
"Before you diagnose yourself with depression or low self esteem, first make sure that you are not, in fact, just surrounding yourself with ass****s." - William Gibson
"Doctors are always working to preserve our health and cooks to destroy it, but the latter are the more often successful." - Denis Diderot
"Quit worrying about your health. It'll go away." —Robert Orben
"I have to exercise in the morning before my brain figures out what I'm doing."
- Marsha Doble
"Half the modern drugs could well be thrown out the window, except that the birds might eat them." - Martin H. Fischer
"To lose weight, spend time at the gym. To appear like you've lost weight, spend time with people who are bigger than you."
- Mokokoma Mokhonoana
"I can sympathize with people's pains but not with their pleasures. There is something curiously boring about somebody else's happiness." - Aldous Huxley
"Warning... I'm exercising, eating right and watching my alcohol intake... which means I'm sober, I'm cranky and I'm sore, so proceed with caution!"
"I quit therapy because my analyst was trying to help me behind my back." - Richard Lewis
“Anorexia is a disease not a fashion statement.”
Brooke
"I've always enjoyed poor health." —Taylor Caldwell
"It's no longer a question of staying healthy. It's a question of finding a sickness you like." —Jackie Mason
"Some people would fall in or out of love with you if you lose or gain a few kilos."
- Mokokoma Mokhonoana
"I am pretty sure that, if you will be quite honest, you will admit that a good rousing sneeze, one that tears open your collar and throws your hair into your eyes, is really one of life's sensational pleasures." - Robert Benchley
"I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous - everyone hasn't met me yet." - Rodney Dangerfield
"Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint." —Mark Twain
"Eating words has never given me indigestion." —Winston Churchill
"If you resolve to give up smoking, drinking and loving, you don't actually live longer; it just seems longer." - Clement Freud
"I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol."- Steven Write
"I enjoy a glass of wine each night for its health benefits. he other two are for my witty comebacks and flawless dance moves"
“Avoid any diet that discourages the use of hot fudge.”
Tom Waits
"If you want to know the correct way to perform an exercise, the answer is: Whatever hurts most."
- Jason Love.
"Reality is the leading cause of stress among those in touch with it." —Lily Tomlin
"When future archaeologists dig up the remains of California, they're going to find all of those gyms, their scary-looking gym equipment, and they're going to assume that we were a culture obsessed with torture."
- Douglas Coupland
"We pay our gym membership for the permission to exercise in the gym, not for the owner(s) of the gym to exercise for us."
- Mokokoma Mokhonoana.
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