“Anywhere is walking distance if you have got the time.”
Steven Wright
“Avoid any diet that discourages the use of hot fudge.”
Tom Waits
"To cease smoking is the easiest thing I ever did. I ought to know because I've done it a thousand times." —Mark Twain
"When I feel like exercising I just lie down until the feeling goes away."
- Robert M. Hutchins.
"Food is an important part of a balanced diet." —Fran Lebowitz
“Half the modern could drugs well be thrown out the window, except that the birds might eat them.”
Unknown
"Reality is the leading cause of stress among those in touch with it." —Lily Tomlin
"I go to the gym three days a week. You have to or else - I don't want to be the guy that dies shoveling snow."
- Douglas Coupland
"Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green vegetables smelled as good as bacon." - Doug Larson
“Anorexia is a disease not a fashion statement.”
Brooke
"Warning... I'm exercising, eating right and watching my alcohol intake... which means I'm sober, I'm cranky and I'm sore, so proceed with caution!"
"I became insane with long intervals of horrible sanity." - Edgar Allen Poe
"Doctors are always working to preserve our health and cooks to destroy it, but the latter are the more often successful." - Denis Diderot
"Men make use of their illnesses at least as much as they are made use of by them." - Aldous Huxley
"A hospital is no place to be sick." —Samuel Goldwyn
“Eating words has never given me indigestion.”
Unknown
"I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol."- Steven Write
"Sometimes I get the feeling the aspirin companies are sponsoring my headaches." - V.L. Allineare
"To lose weight, spend time at the gym. To appear like you've lost weight, spend time with people who are bigger than you."
- Mokokoma Mokhonoana
"We pay our gym membership for the permission to exercise in the gym, not for the owner(s) of the gym to exercise for us."
- Mokokoma Mokhonoana.
"Take the admission to the gym to avoid the admission to the hospital."
- Amit Kalantri
"Health is merely the slowest way someone can die."
"I've always enjoyed poor health." —Taylor Caldwell
"Men scream and go crazy in the gym. I'm a silent workout partner, but when my adrenaline gets up, I talk trash."
- Fergie
"Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do practice?" —George Carlin
"How sickness enlarges the dimension of a man's self to himself!"- Charles Lamb
"My inner advisor is dying to heal me." - Astrid Alauda
“I have to excercise in the morning before my brain figures out what I'm doing."- Marsha Doble.
“Fond of doctors, little health, Fond of lawyers, little wealth.”
Proverb
"The trouble with always trying to preserve the health of the body is that it is so difficult to do without destroying the health of the mind." - G.K. Chesterton
"Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint." —Mark Twain
"You can live to be a hundred if you give up all the things that make you want to live to be a hundred." —Woody Allen
"My doctor recently told me that jogging could add years to my life. I think he was right. I feel ten years older already." —Milton Berle
"The trouble with jogging is that by the time you realize you're not in shape for it, it's too far to walk back"- Franklin P. Jones
“It’s bizarre that the [grocery store] produce manager is more important to my children’s health than the pediatrician.”
Unknown
“Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.” —Mark Twain
"Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died." —Erma Bombeck
"The best abs exercise is five sets of stop eating so much..."
– Lazar Angelov
"My doctor recently told me that jogging could add years to my life. I think he was right. I feel ten years older already." —Milton Berle
"Eating words has never given me indigestion." —Winston Churchill
"I can sympathize with people's pains but not with their pleasures. There is something curiously boring about somebody else's happiness." - Aldous Huxley
"My idea of exercise is a good brisk sit."
- Phyllis Dille
“Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.” —Redd Fox
"If you want to know the correct way to perform an exercise, the answer is: Whatever hurts most."
- Jason Love.
"Fitness: If it came in a bottle, everyone would have a great body."
- Cher.
“All the things I like to do are either immoral, illegal, or fattening.” —Alexander Woollcott
“The only exercise I’ve done this month is running out of money"
"The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd druther not." - Mark Twain
“It’s a bit unnerving That doctors call what they do practice.”
Unknown
"Every time I hear the dirty word 'exercise' I wash my mouth out with chocolate!"
- Unknown.