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Scientist are shocked after discovery of a new african bee species that can keep on flying even after their heart stops.
Local tribes in fear of a zombee apocalypse
I just found out that my son got a tattoo of spades, diamonds, hearts, and clubs on his arm.
I might have to deal with him later.
What's the quickest way to a man's heart?
His chest.
Which alphabet gang strikes fear in the hearts of the other letters?
I Q U.
I heard about a football player who had a heart attack and collapsed on top of his opponent.
He was dead on a rival.
When my girlfriend told me she needed time and distance, my heart almost stopped,
Fortunately, she was just calculating velocity.
Grandpa: “Don’t scare me, I’m a heart patient.”
“If you scare me, I’ll never talk to you again.”
When it came to tilling his garden by hand, he put a lot of heart into it.
He was gung hoe.
When we put our two hearts together, we can’t be beat.
Why did the pig have a heart attack?
Too much bacon.
I lub dub you with all my heart.
What kind of car did the heart surgeon drive to work?
A beater.
Did you hear about the bear with the bad heart?
It went into kodiak arrest.
A surgeon was about to perform heart surgery when he received notice that the replacement was delivered to his house!
Home is where the heart is.
You know, the heart’s the hungriest organ.
It has the heartiest appetite.
Did you hear about the cardiologist who went to great lengths to win the heart of a hematologist?
It was all in vein.
You’re so beautiful, I can heartly believe my eyes.
"I have a joke about hearts, but I don't think you will get it."
"Why?"
"Because it is an inside joke."
I have a heart-on for you.
You wanna know the way to my heart?
A scalpel and a bone saw.
Why didn’t the skeleton feel like patching up his broken ribcage?
His heart wasn’t in it.
Someone asked me to sing a line from "Don't go breaking my heart"
I couldn't if I tried.
My first girlfriend was a tennis player but she broke my heart.
It was like love meant nothing to her.
What does a pirate with heart failures need?
Anti-arrrrrrrrrrhythmics.
What did the vampire say to the vampire hunter that missed his heart.
Well wasnt that an unfortunate missed-stake.
The Mad Hatter and the Queen of Hearts had a rental agreement
A lease in Wonderland.
Her ex-husband had a heart attack after winning the lottery
But he'd neglected to update his will. She just couldn't bereave her luck!
Nurse: Here’s our list of donor hearts and livers in alphabetical order.
Doctor: wow. Looks very ORGANized.
What do you call an Irish dancer having a heart attack?
Michael flatline.
You’re my sweetheart, and I’m so pumped about that.