What holds the moon up?
Moonbeams!
How does one astronaut on the moon tell another astronaut that he is sorry?
He apollo-gises.
Why does no one trust the man on the moon?Why does no one trust the man on the moon?
Because he has a dark side!
Got my friend an unnecessarily large rocket for bonfire night.
He's over the moon!He's over the moon!
What did Neil Armstrong say when people didn't laugh at his moon jokes?
"I guess you had to be there."
What do moon people do after they get married?What do moon people do after they get married?
Go on their honeyearth.
Who is the first farmer to walk on the moon?
Neil Farmstrong.
How does a quarter moon always feel?
Crestfallen.
Why is the moon a wanted criminal?
It’s constantly mooning people.
Living costs on the moon would probably be out of this world.
What kind of tropical fruit wants to visit the moon?
A Coco-naut
Do you know why no one has ever been sentenced for crimes committed on the moon?
Because it's a gray area.
Why did Neil Armstrong pee right after he made his first step on the moon?
He wanted to go where no man had gone before.