Sentence Jokes

I would like to end this sentence with a proposition.
If you were a sentence, I'd be the punctuation mark because I'd always follow you no matter what.
The world tongue-twister champion just got arrested.
I hear they're gonna give him a really tough sentence.
The world tongue-twister champion just got arrested.
I hear they're gonna give him a really tough sentence.
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I wanted to marry my English teacher when she got out of jail.
But apparently, you're not allowed to end a sentence with a proposition.
Teacher: Use a sentence that starts with "I"
Bobby: I is...

Teacher: No, Bobby. You should say "I am", never "I is".

Bobby: "I am the 9th letter of the alphabet."
Why didn't the sentence have a period?
Because it was pregnant.
I was arrested by the grammar police for not using the full stop correctly.
I am now looking at a long sentence.
I violated grammar rules, so I got punished with the death sentence.
Death.
I took all the punctuation marks off of the judge's keyboard.
I expect a long sentence.
How to Start a Sentence... Teacher asks their class of children to come up with a sentence beginning with "I" After a few children come to the front with predictable statements about having a cat or a certain toy, a child steps up and says "I is-" and is immediately interrupted by the teacher, "I am!" She side-eyes the teacher, frowns and ignores her teacher, starting again "I is-" again, the teacher interrupts her, this time a little more snappily "It's I am! Use the proper word!" The girl turns to look at her this time, eyelids drooped with exasperation. "Fine," she sighs "I AM the ninth letter of the alphabet."
Who never minds being interrupted in the middle of a sentence? A convict.
You know you’re getting old when…
You begin every other sentence with, “Nowadays…”
The world tongue-twister champion just got arrested.
I hear they're gonna give him a really tough sentence
What did the period say to the sentence? We better stop now!
Why did the run-on sentence think it was pregnant? Its period was late.
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