How do you describe an acorn in one sentence? In a nutshell, it is an oak tree.
Why do Jewish mothers make great parole officers?
They never let anyone finish a sentence!
What's the difference between a cat and a complex sentence?
A cat has claws at the end of its paws and a complex sentence has a pause at the end of its clause.
Why aren't prostitutes allowed near prisons?
Because a sentence shouldn't end with a proposition.
If ugly were a crime, you'd get a life sentence.
Isn't it dangerous to use your entire vocabulary in one sentence like that?
What did the period say to the sentence? We better stop now!
Why did the run-on sentence think it was pregnant? Its period was late.
I can't believe I got a life sentence for a little insider trading.
The judge called it "organ harvesting", but that's just semantics.
You know you’re getting old when…
You begin every other sentence with, “Nowadays…”
An astronaut did a huge crime. He broke the law of gravity and hence, got a suspended sentence.
Why didn't the sentence have a period?
Because it was pregnant.
I was arrested by the grammar police for not using the full stop correctly.
I am now looking at a long sentence.
I violated grammar rules, so I got punished with the death sentence.
What do you call a joke that isn’t funny? A sentence.