Why didn't the sentence have a period?
Because it was pregnant.
I was arrested by the grammar police for not using the full stop correctly.
I am now looking at a long sentence.
I violated grammar rules, so I got punished with the death sentence.
What do you call a joke that isn’t funny? A sentence.
If ugly were a crime, you'd get a life sentence.
Isn't it dangerous to use your entire vocabulary in one sentence like that?
Why aren't prostitutes allowed near prisons?
Because a sentence shouldn't end with a proposition.
What did the period say to the sentence? We better stop now!
Why did the run-on sentence think it was pregnant? Its period was late.
You know you’re getting old when…
You begin every other sentence with, “Nowadays…”
What's the difference between a cat and a complex sentence?
A cat has claws at the end of its paws and a complex sentence has a pause at the end of its clause.
Why do Jewish mothers make great parole officers?
They never let anyone finish a sentence!
I can't believe I got a life sentence for a little insider trading.
The judge called it "organ harvesting", but that's just semantics.
An astronaut did a huge crime. He broke the law of gravity and hence, got a suspended sentence.
How do you describe an acorn in one sentence? In a nutshell, it is an oak tree.