If your life feel dull and tasteless, it's time to spice them up with our hot Spice Puns!

Teacher: What are the seasons? Student: Salt, pepper, ginger...
National Herbs and Spices Day is celebrated annually on June 10.
Why did the Iron Chef have to stop cooking? He ran out of Thyme.
My wife doesn't like spicy food and I think it's a cayenne shame.
One day, tamarind, curry and ice were crossing the road. All of a sudden they heard a gunshot. Then, tamabrind ball, curry duck and ice-cream!
Chefs earn a meager celery, cumin home beat they just want to read the pepper and spend thyme with the kids.
Why do baby seals swim in salt water? Cause pepper water makes them sneeze.
What does a good spice rack help you win? The Hunger Games.
How does a restaurant get the freshest ingredients? They cut a dill.
Why shouldn't you buy illegal seasonings? It's always a shady dill.
Where did the garlic clove go to have a few drinks? The Salad Bar!
What happened when a farmer crossed a chili pepper, a shovel, and a pitbull? He got a hot-diggity-dog.
How should you live your life? By seasoning the moment.
I cut a dill with this spicy mami, but at the last minute she ginger mind.
If my Hindu girlfriend thinks I'm going to eat Indian food, she has another think cumin.
My herbs were looking a little scuffed, but when I went to go polish them, my friend was already getting ready to help me out. This made me upset, so I grabbed a sprig out of their hands and said
This is my thyme to shine.
Have you heard of the garlic diet? You don't lose much weight, but from a distance your friends think you look thinner!
My doctor told me "No more spicy food.", but I decided to have one last fennel fling.
What did baby clock ask mama clock? Where's father Thyme.
When do you put paprika on eggs? Fry-Day.
What vegetable is not allowed on ships? Leeks.
I caught the chef sticking his hand in the cooking pot. He looked at me and said...
"I was just feeling a little chili."
What kind of socks do you need to plant cayenne pepper? Garden hose!
A burglar broke into my house and took all my condiments, now I'm Spiceless in Seattle.
What does a nosey pepper do? Gets Jalapeno business.
Why did the farmer feed his pigs a mixture of sugar, vinegar, and soy sauce? He wanted sweet and sour pork.
What do cloves use for money? Garlic "Bread."
How does the recipe for German Sauerbraten begin? "First invade ze kitchen."
What do you get when you spice up date night? Netflix and Chilis.
A protestor threw a bunch of spices on Jason "Pink" London, but all it did was leave him "Saged and Confused".