Teacher: What are the seasons? Student: Salt, pepper, ginger...
How should you live your life? By seasoning the moment.
I switched labels in my wife's spice cabinet.
She hasn't noticed, but the thyme is cumin.
What did baby clock ask mama clock? Where's father Thyme.
Who did the Caribbean jerk fall in love with? The Spice Girl next door.
How does a restaurant get the freshest ingredients? They cut a dill.
One day, tamarind, curry and ice were crossing the road. All of a sudden they heard a gunshot. Then, tamabrind ball, curry duck and ice-cream!
My doctor told me "No more spicy food.", but I decided to have one last fennel fling.
Why shouldn't you buy illegal seasonings? It's always a shady dill.
Did you hear about the guy who overdosed on curry powder? He went into a korma.
National Herbs and Spices Day is celebrated annually on June 10.
Why can't chefs play baseball? They always get caught trying to steal a basil.
Have you heard of the garlic diet? You don't lose much weight, but from a distance your friends think you look thinner!
I asked the Korean grocer for something to spice up my meals, but I think I got a raw dill.
Did you hear about the flatmate who woke up to a spicy toothbrush? He had it cumin.
Why did the farmer feed his pigs a mixture of sugar, vinegar, and soy sauce? He wanted sweet and sour pork.
A burglar broke into my house and took all my condiments, now I'm Spiceless in Seattle.
What do you call a dinosaur that drinks curry? A Mega-sore-arse.
Why did the Iron Chef have to stop cooking? He ran out of Thyme.
What kind of socks do you need to plant cayenne pepper? Garden hose!
How does the recipe for German Sauerbraten begin? "First invade ze kitchen."
My wife doesn't like spicy food and I think it's a cayenne shame.
Chefs earn a meager celery, cumin home beat they just want to read the pepper and spend thyme with the kids.
What do you get when you spice up date night? Netflix and Chilis.
How do you know you in "love" with spicy food? After getting to third basil.
What is a ghost peppers favorite Leonardo Dicaprio film? Catch me if you Cayenne.
A protestor threw a bunch of spices on Jason "Pink" London, but all it did was leave him "Saged and Confused".
What does a nosey pepper do? Gets Jalapeno business.
My herbs were looking a little scuffed, but when I went to go polish them, my friend was already getting ready to help me out. This made me upset, so I grabbed a sprig out of their hands and said
This is my thyme to shine.
I cut a dill with this spicy mami, but at the last minute she ginger mind.
Where did the garlic clove go to have a few drinks? The Salad Bar!
What happened when a farmer crossed a chili pepper, a shovel, and a pitbull? He got a hot-diggity-dog.
I caught the chef sticking his hand in the cooking pot. He looked at me and said...
"I was just feeling a little chili."
What vegetable is not allowed on ships? Leeks.
What did the salt shaker say to the graint of salt? Why you INSALT MEEE.
If my Hindu girlfriend thinks I'm going to eat Indian food, she has another think cumin.
What does a good spice rack help you win? The Hunger Games.
When do you put paprika on eggs? Fry-Day.
Why do baby seals swim in salt water? Cause pepper water makes them sneeze.
What do cloves use for money? Garlic "Bread."
So I was cleaning my spice cabinet...
and now I have a lot of thyme on my hands!
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