Girls

After a day of entertaining the troops, the Dallas Cowboys cheerleaders meet with the base commander to discuss the rest of the evening.
“Would you girls like to mess with the enlisted men or the officers this evening?” the commander asks.

“I don’t think it matters to the ladies,” the head cheerleader says, “but I’m sure a lot of the girls would like to get something to eat first.”
"Mom, when will I get lipstick like the other girls at my school?"
"You are not like the other girls, Dave."
What do you call a banana who gets all the girls?
A banana smoothie.
The girls next door gave me a Rolex for my birthday.
But I think they misunderstood when I said I wanna watch.
In Grangemouth there's an oil refinery
A port, a canal and a winery
An to thrill you to bits
All the girls have 10 tits
That is if you count them in binary
After a day of entertaining the troops, the Dallas Cowboys cheerleaders meet with the base commander to discuss the rest of the evening.
“Would you girls like to mess with the enlisted men or the officers this evening?” the commander asks.



“I don’t think it matters to the ladies,” the head cheerleader says, “but I’m sure a lot of the girls would like to get something to eat first.”
All the girls I meet keep thinking I’m a sheep.
Every time they see me they say “Ewe”
Girls just wanna have sun.
You’re traveling the Oregon Trail and you meet a man named Terry. You say “Terry? That’s a girls name!” He pulls out his gun and shoots you.
You have died from dissin' Terry.
Why do girls scouts sell cookies? They wanna make a sweet first impression.
The girls next door gave me a Rolex for my birthday.
But I think they misunderstood when I said I wanna watch.
I like my girls how I like my Covid.
19 and easily spread.
What does Santa bring naughty boys and girls on Christmas Eve? A pack of batteries with a note saying "toy not included".
How sweet is only for girls?
Her-shey’s kisses.
What candy is only for girls? HER-SHEy's Kisses!