I don't know what happened, but the moment I brought the onion into the kitchen, everything got rejuvenated, and everything started feeling fresh! Guess this really is a spring onion.
What do you say to a small onion that has helped you?
Thanks shallot.
What do you call an onion monk who is present everywhere? Ommnion!
I recently bought my grandson a vegetable-themed pogo stick exclusively made from spring onions.
While cutting the onions, my eyes were leek-ing tears
As two onions were crossing the road, one of them was run over by a car. Upon being rushed to the hospital, the doctor informed the other onion, "I have some news that is going to make you cry!"
How will the other onions remember the onion that died? It will be forever minced!
Onions are great gymnasts as they have the advantage of swinging on the onion rings.
Which venue did all the vegetables choose to open their fighting club in? An onion ring!
What was the event of the onion family getting back together called as? A family reonion.
What do you call an onion who decides to be very eco-friendly in its approach? You name it a green onion.
My son ate daffodil bulbs instead of onions
But that's really serious! Is he in hospital?
Yes, he's still a bit yellow, but he should be coming out in the spring.
Where do you most often find onions having a drink? In the salad bar.
What do you call an edible ion?
An onion
What does an onion say when you are upset because of it one day? It says, "I am sorry that I made you cry!"
There was a bull in the neighborhood who would always vandalize my farm. Guess it was because I harvested Spanish onions.
The onion teacher was teaching her onion students about figures of speech. Today, she was teaching onionomatopia.
Worried about overcooking your onion?
Don't sweat it.
Although many other vegetables live above the ground, onions live underground. This is because they have many lairs.
Which is the fanciest onion? A cocktail onion.
How should you bury an onion?
... in a shallot grave!
My wife said that onions are the only vegetable that makes her cry
So I threw a pumpkin at her
One day on the highway, I saw a packet of onions and cheese walking down the road. When I offered them a lift, they declined by saying that they were 'Walkers'.
Onions have had a long process in the evolutionary chain. They have evolved into today's onions from onionderthals.
The Bee Gees were such fans of onions that they even dedicated a song to it. They named it 'Chives Talking'.
What kind of chips do you eat in the bath?
Shower cream and onion.
The onion husband and wife had a fight, and she told him that he shouldn't have exposed all his layers because it was making her cry.
When the onion band covered the song Waka Waka by Shakira, they started calling the song 'Walla Walla'.
I figured out a way to chop onions without crying...
The trick is avoiding getting emotionally attached to the onion.
What is the favorite color of onions all around the world? Their favorite color is the o-neon.
What is the onion that laughs a lot and is small and white in color? It is a tickled onion.
What do you call a sweet onion? Caramelized!
What is the smallest onion known as? It is known as an electronion.
What is the similarity between my wallet and an onion? Whenever I open both of them, I cry.
Last year, when I went to Texas, I met this very polite and gentle onion. Its name was the Texas supa-sweet onion.
What did the two onions who were lovers say to each other before being separated? "Our love will forever go-nion on!"
Why do onions have poor self-image?
Because people cry when they get onions naked.
In the history class, the onion teachers taught the student onions that during the vegetable cold war, the Soviet Onion was a superpower.
My wife’s an abysmal cook.
She tried combining corned beef, onions and potatoes…
She made a right hash of it.
The late actor Sir Sean Connery was a big fan of the onion because well, he usshed to love them shh-allot.
What is the similarity between a superhero and an onion? They both have layers.
What's brown and rhymes with Snoop?
French onion soup.
For the last few Sundays, I have been receiving an onion pun in the mail. I don't know who is sending them. Guess it is onionymous.
An onion just told me a joke.
I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
What do you call an onion who wants to go on romantic dates in Paris? A French onion.
What do you call who has been electrocuted? You call it anion.
I recently read a book by an onion which had opened up on its life. Midway through the book, I started crying.
When the baby onion was misbehaving, the father onion told it, "You better behave, you cheeky chops!"
When the baby onion died just after being born, the doctors classified it as an o-neonatal death.
What is the only way one does not have to cry while cutting onions? They simply don't have to form emotional bonds with it.
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