These puns are so good they're shocking! But don't be phased, these electricity puns are the best!

A wind turbine saw a solar panel at an energy convention. He leaned in and shouted, Hey, I’m a big fan!”
You’re a unit of electrical energy, Harry.” I’m a watt?”
I caught my friend harassing some electricity. I told him it was an abuse of power.”
What is the difference between lightning and electricity. For electricity, you need to pay, but
lightning kills for free.”
A sweater I bought was picking up static electricity. So, I returned it to the store. They gave me another one free of charge.”
A dangerous surge of electricity walks into a bar. The barman says, why the long phase?”
Just opened my water bill and my electricity bill at the same time… I was shocked.”
What is an electrician’s favorite flavor of ice cream? Shock-a-lot.”
What kind of car does an electrician drive? A Volts-wagon.”
I finally managed to get rid of that nasty electrical charge I’ve been carrying. I’m ex-static!”
My electrician friend accidentally blew the power to the ice-making factory. Now they’ve gone into liquidation.
What would you call a power failure? A current event.

My wife said to me that the spark between us had gone. So, I tasered her, and I’ll ask her again when she wakes up.”

A superconductor walks into a bar. The bartender says, Get out! We don’t serve your kind here.
What did the light bulb say to the electric generator? ‘You spark up my life!”
Why do fluorescent lights hum? Because they can’t remember the words.”
Why did the lights go out? Because they liked each other!”
What do you call a worm that chews up power cords? An electro-maggot.”
What did the light bulb say to the generator? ‘I really get a charge out of you!”
Why is wind power popular? Because it has a lot of fans!”
What kind of plant generates the most energy? A power plant.”
Where do light bulbs go shopping? The outlet stores.”
What do power strips always say at their high school reunions? I haven’t seen you in light-years.”
Why did the monk meditate with a light bulb? He hoped it would help him to reach enlightenment.”
What football team do energy providers root for the most? The Chargers”
Why did the light bulb fail his math quiz? He wasn’t too bright.”
What is the energy provider’s favorite dance? The electric slide.”
Why are environmentalists attracted to electricity? It’s natural.”
What penalty in hockey uses the most amount of energy? A power play.”
Why did the man eat the light bulb? He was hoping it would give him a bright idea.”
What would a barefoot man get if he stepped on an electric fence? A pair of shocks.”
What did Communists use to light their houses before candles? Electricity.