These puns are so good they're shocking! But don't be phased, these electricity puns are the best!

Why did the electrician marry his colleague? He couldn’t resistor.
Why did the lights go out? Because they liked each other!”
Just opened my water bill and my electricity bill at the same time… I was shocked.”
What is an electrician’s favorite flavor of ice cream? Shock-a-lot.”
Why is wind power popular? Because it has a lot of fans!”
Where do light bulbs go shopping? The outlet stores.”
Why did the man eat the light bulb? He was hoping it would give him a bright idea.”
What would a barefoot man get if he stepped on an electric fence? A pair of shocks.”
What kind of car does an electrician drive? A Volts-wagon.”
What is an outlet’s favorite song?
I’ve Got The Power.
Where do light bulbs go shopping?
The outlet stores.
Why did the man eat the light bulb?
He was hoping it would give him a bright idea.
What did the light bulb say to the electric generator? ‘You spark up my life!”
How did the electrician pay for his new phone?
He charged it.
What would you call a power failure? A current event.

My wife said to me that the spark between us had gone. So, I tasered her, and I’ll ask her again when she wakes up.”

A superconductor walks into a bar. The bartender says, Get out! We don’t serve your kind here.
Why do fluorescent lights hum? Because they can’t remember the words.”
Electric razors are the best thing since sliced beard.
How many museum curators does it take to change a light bulb?
6. 1 changes it and the other 5 preserve, display, and celebrate the old model.
What do power strips always say at their high school reunions? I haven’t seen you in light-years.”
I finally managed to get rid of that nasty electrical charge I’ve been carrying. I’m ex-static!”
What is the energy provider’s favorite dance? The electric slide.”
Why did the monk meditate with a light bulb? He hoped it would help him to reach enlightenment.”
What do you call a worm that chews up power cords? An electro-maggot.”
I finally managed to get rid of that nasty electrical charge I’ve been carrying. I’m ex-static!
How did the charger get rich?
He made a killing in the shock market.
The superconductor left without resistance.
What is a light bulb’s favorite kind of news?
Current events.
Why did the light bulb fail his math quiz?
He wasn’t too bright.
You’re a unit of electrical energy, Harry.” I’m a watt?”
What penalty in hockey uses the most amount of energy?
A power play.