These puns are so good they're shocking! But don't be phased, these electricity puns are the best!

Why is wind power popular? Because it has a lot of fans!”
What do you call a bad electrician? A shock absorber!
What is an outlet’s favorite song?
I’ve Got The Power.
I finally managed to get rid of that nasty electrical charge I’ve been carrying. I’m ex-static!”
Why are environmentalists attracted to electricity? It’s natural.”
I can’t afford to pay for electricity anymore; these are some dark times.
How many consultants do you need to change a light bulb?
You’ll get an estimate a week from Monday.
How many software engineers do you need to change a light bulb?
None – it’s a hardware problem.
How did the charger get rich?
He made a killing in the shock market.
What football team do energy providers root for the most? The Chargers”
Why are environmentalists attracted to electricity?
It’s natural.
Why did the light bulb fail his math quiz? He wasn’t too bright.”
Why do fluorescent lights hum? Because they can’t remember the words.”
What did the light bulb say to the generator? ‘I really get a charge out of you!”
A wind turbine saw a solar panel at an energy convention. He leaned in and shouted, Hey, I’m a big fan!”
What football team do energy providers root for the most?
The Chargers.
At what point will you love to change your bulbs the most?
When sparks fly.
What do you call a light bulb at midnight?
A Night Light.
What kind of plant generates the most energy? A power plant.”
Why did the electricity documentary get such mixed reviews?
People weren’t sure how to feel after it’s shocking ending.
Even the most intelligent people can’t survive a day without electricity, like Stephen Hawking.
Why did the man eat the light bulb?
He was hoping it would give him a bright idea.
Why did the lights go out? Because they liked each other!”
What was the light bulb’s occupation?
He was a conductor
Why did the monk meditate with a light bulb?
He hoped it would help him to reach enlightenment.
I caught my friend harassing some electricity. I told him it was an abuse of power.”
What do power strips always say at their high school reunions? I haven’t seen you in light-years.”
What’s the best tool to install an electrical plug with?
A socket wrench.
What is a light bulb’s favorite kind of news?
Current events.
What penalty in hockey uses the most amount of energy?
A power play.