Electricity Puns

These puns are so good they're shocking! But don't be phased, these electricity puns are the best!

What is a surfer's least favorite kitchen appliance?
A Microwave
Why did the electrician marry his colleague? He couldn’t resistor.
Why did the lights go out? Because they liked each other!”
I got arrested at work today for moving my desk away from the air conditoner vent.
I was charged with draft-dodging!
Just opened my water bill and my electricity bill at the same time… I was shocked.”
My wife told me to stop eating Christmas leftovers out the fridge...
But I just can’t quit cold turkey
I bought you a refrigirator.
I can't wait to see your face light up as you open it.
How are air conditioners like humans?
Both get turned on when it's hot.
I just built a car out of a washing machine.
I’ll be taking it for a spin later.
My son asked me how I never seemed to lose the TV remote when he was growing up.
I told him I'd always put it in a location away from all the clutter...
A remote location.
What is an electrician’s favorite flavor of ice cream? Shock-a-lot.”
Toasters were the first form of pop-up notifications.
My roommate keeps taking my water bottle out of the refrigerator.
It's not cool man.
Why is wind power popular? Because it has a lot of fans!”
I replaced all the air vents in my house with smaller ones.
It was a reduction.
I can't decide whether to grill chicken breasts or chicken thighs...
I guess I'll just wing it
I put my fancy shirts in the freezer before I wear them.
It's cold fashion, look it up!
Did you hear about the abusive flashlight? It was charged with battery.
TV repair during lockdown has been pretty easy.
It’s mostly remote work.
Accidentally spilled frosting all over the freezer.
Going to leave it be though, since the freezer has an auto defrost feature.
Where do light bulbs go shopping? The outlet stores.”
I was pretty mad when the air conditioner stopped working...
I lost my cool.
Why did the man eat the light bulb? He was hoping it would give him a bright idea.”
My mum asked me to watch the stove while she went to the bathroom. She was so angry when she got back...
Things really boiled over
What's the opposite of a microwave?
A Tsunami.
Why did the freezer run away on its marriage?
It got cold feet
I bought a secured warehouse where I keep appliances to clean pots, pans, plates, and silverware.
It's dishwasher safe!
Invest in grills!
They're hot steakholders!
Don't ever change a light bulb while the oven is on
You'll get burned out
The secretary left me a message saying humidity will hit 90% today...
She wrote it on a sticky note.
I can't find my humidifier anymore...
I have reported it misting.
In the darkness, is where a flashlight really shines!
How long do you microwave fish?
Tuna half minutes!
My friend has a cold storage device that will discuss philosophical issues. It's a deep freezer.
My landlord said we need to talk about how high my heating bill is.
I replied: “Sure, my door is always open.”
What would a barefoot man get if he stepped on an electric fence? A pair of shocks.”
What veggie should you avoid buying if your fridge is tiny?
Fungi. They take up too mushroom.
Found out I washed some of my son's nerf darts in his laundry...
Should make for some good clean shots.
I just saw my wife trip and fall, while carrying a laundry basket full of ironed clothes.
I watched it all unfold.
Why is the air conditioner repairman the life of the party?
It’s not cool until he arrives.
What kind of car does an electrician drive? A Volts-wagon.”
What do you call a kangaroo who watches too much TV?
A pouch potato.
I brought a new vacuum cleaner.
It sucks.
I saw an ad that read: “TV for sale, $1, volume stuck on full.” I thought to myself, "I can't turn that down!"
What is an outlet’s favorite song?
I’ve Got The Power.
Where do light bulbs go shopping?
The outlet stores.
I started ironing my clothes...
To de-crease how bad I looked
My wife says she's divorcing me because of my obsession with television dramas.
But will she leave me...?
Find out next week.
What did the man say after he came out of the walk-in freezer?
"That experience was chilling."
If you're stressed, try ironing clothes.
It's a great way to let off some steam.
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