Factory

Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.
How do you get a raise at the bread factory?
Butter up your boss.
Do you know how to get a raise at the bread factory? Try buttering up to the boss.
Yo Momma so stupid she got fired from the M&M factory for throwing away all the Ws.
The Bear and His Freezer
The Bear and His Freezer A polar bear carries a large freezer into an ice factory. On his way inside, he's stopped by a penguin wearing a tie and a name tag and carrying a clipboard. "Why are you bringing a freezer into an ice factory??" The penguin asked. "I'm a new hire," the polar bear replied, "I brought it with me because back home it freezes EVERYTHING. I thought it'd help me do my new job better." "Oh....Oh!" The penguin says, "I get it. I think there must be a misunderstanding. You brought it to 'make' the ice but it's your job to 'BREAK' the ice." "Oh." Said the Polar Bear. Then after a small pause he says, "So, why did the polar bear carry a freezer into the ice factory?"
Did you hear about the cheese factory that exploded? De-brie went everywhere!
What happened after an explosion at a French cheese factory? All that was left was de brie.
Why did the man lose his job at the orange juice factory? He couldn't concentrate!
There's been an explosion at a cheese factory in Paris.
There's nothing left but de Brie.
Did you hear about the shoe factory that exploded?
Many soles were lost.
A cheese factory exploded in France...
da brie is everywhere.
I got sacked from my job at the guillotine factory today
It’s a cut throat business
I can’t believe I got fired from the calendar factory. All I did was take a day off.
Why did the Apatosaurus devour the factory? Because she was a plant eater!
The walls in this tennis factory are so thin, that when I try to get some work done, all I hear is people making a racquet.