How to Get the Day Off Work
How to Get the Day Off Work Two factory workers are talking. The woman says, "I can make the boss give me the day off." The man replies, "And how would you do that?" The woman says, "Just wait and see." She then hangs upside-down from the ceiling. The boss comes in and says, "What are you doing?" The woman replies, "I'm a light bulb." The boss then says, "You've been working so much that you've gone crazy. I think you need to take the day off." The man starts to follow her and the boss says, "Where are you going?" The man says, "I'm going home, too. I can't work in the dark!"
A lemon got a job in a vinegar factory last week...
Starting salary was $15 per sour.
Why did the man lose his job at the orange juice factory? He couldn't concentrate!
Did you hear about the shoe factory that exploded?
Many soles were lost.
A cheese factory exploded in France...
da brie is everywhere.
How do you get a raise at the bread factory?
Butter up your boss.
Do you know how to get a raise at the bread factory? Try buttering up to the boss.
Why did the Apatosaurus devour the factory? Because she was a plant eater!
What is a Malaysian chocolate factory called?
Oompa Lumpur
Talking at the local chocolate factory is frowned on. When I’m there, I need to wispa.
Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.
There's been an explosion at a cheese factory in Paris.
There's nothing left but de Brie.
Did you hear about the cheese factory that exploded? De-brie went everywhere!
What happened after an explosion at a French cheese factory? All that was left was de brie.
The Bear and His Freezer
The Bear and His Freezer A polar bear carries a large freezer into an ice factory. On his way inside, he's stopped by a penguin wearing a tie and a name tag and carrying a clipboard. "Why are you bringing a freezer into an ice factory??" The penguin asked. "I'm a new hire," the polar bear replied, "I brought it with me because back home it freezes EVERYTHING. I thought it'd help me do my new job better." "Oh....Oh!" The penguin says, "I get it. I think there must be a misunderstanding. You brought it to 'make' the ice but it's your job to 'BREAK' the ice." "Oh." Said the Polar Bear. Then after a small pause he says, "So, why did the polar bear carry a freezer into the ice factory?"
Why did the man bring a gun to the clock factory?
To kill some time.
Help, me I am trapped
In a haiku factory
save me, before they