There’s a lot to be said about marriage, but we try not to say it in front of the children.
In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens.
In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens.
In the third year, they both speak and the neighbors listen.
Marriage is like a game of poker.
At first you have two hearts and a diamond.
By the end all you want is a club and spade.
What kind of process is Marriage? A process of finding out what kind of man your wife would have preferred.
What kind of hunt is a marriage? One where the trapped animal has to buy the license.
Whats the difference between the Bride and Groom In marriage, the bride gets a shower. But for the groom, it's curtains.
What's the difference between marriage and a Journey song? A Journey song has a climax.
What is the ideal marriage? One between a deaf man and a blind woman
The difference between marriage and death? Dead people are free.
Why is marriage like a nice suit? At first it's a perfect fit, but after a while you need alterations.
What's the cure for marriage?