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How did I make the mango tree fit in my flower-pot?
I planted it.
How far can a mango,
If he's got a license but doesn't avocado ?
How do you make a mango shake?
You take it to a scary movie.
How does a baby beetle get around?
In a buggy.
How can you tell when a polar bear is moving?
There’s a “fur sale” sign in the yard.
What did the snail say as he slipped down the wall? How slime flies!
How do you cut an ocean in half?
With a seasaw!
How does Robin Hood get from here to there?
In an “arrow plane.”
How do Japanese chihuahuas say hello?
Got a pet zebra, didn’t realise how hungry they are. He eats like a horse.
How do you find zebra?
Look under zeshirt.
How do you call stage diving at Oktoberfest?
My friend was telling me about how a shark attacked her while she was diving
I told her, that bites.
How do you make a telephone in the jungle?
With toucans and a piece of string.
How does Toucan Sam wear a belt?
He puts it through his loops