How Jokes

"One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got into my pajamas, I'll never know."
You’re just like how I like my potatoes — sweet.
On a scale of one to America, how free are you tonight?
Can I give you a hug to show you how soft my sweater is?
My love for you is like a fruitcake during the holidays - nutty, spicy and unavoidable, no matter how hard you try.
I just got some mistletoe, how about we go back to my place and try it out?
Need a cart? No? How about a girlfriend?
Want to show me how to make steamy greens?
I heard milk does the body good, but man, how much have you been drinking?
How do you know when an avocado is ripe?
I had to clean my filter twice after I saw how beautiful you are because I couldn’t believe my Arabicas.
I have no idea how you can look so great pre-coffee.
Hmm, there seems to be a kiss of mint in this blend. How about a real kiss, just to be sure?
Hello there, how do you brew?
Do you know how to hop? Because your body is in top form.
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