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How do Japanese chihuahuas say hello?
Konnichihuahua.
How do you make a telephone in the jungle?
With toucans and a piece of string.
How does Toucan Sam wear a belt?
He puts it through his loops
Got a pet zebra, didn’t realise how hungry they are. He eats like a horse.
How do you find zebra?
Look under zeshirt.
What did the snail say as he slipped down the wall? How slime flies!
How does Robin Hood get from here to there?
In an “arrow plane.”
How can you tell when a polar bear is moving?
There’s a “fur sale” sign in the yard.
How do you cut an ocean in half?
With a seasaw!
How did I make the mango tree fit in my flower-pot?
I planted it.
How far can a mango,
If he's got a license but doesn't avocado ?
How do you make a mango shake?
You take it to a scary movie.
How do you call stage diving at Oktoberfest?
Krautsurfing.
My friend was telling me about how a shark attacked her while she was diving
I told her, that bites.
How does a baby beetle get around?
In a buggy.