How Jokes

My love for you is like a fruitcake during the holidays - nutty, spicy and unavoidable, no matter how hard you try.
I just got some mistletoe, how about we go back to my place and try it out?
On a scale of one to America, how free are you tonight?
I had to clean my filter twice after I saw how beautiful you are because I couldn’t believe my Arabicas.
I have no idea how you can look so great pre-coffee.
Hmm, there seems to be a kiss of mint in this blend. How about a real kiss, just to be sure?
Hello there, how do you brew?
"One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got into my pajamas, I'll never know."
Need a cart? No? How about a girlfriend?
Want to show me how to make steamy greens?
I heard milk does the body good, but man, how much have you been drinking?
How do you know when an avocado is ripe?
Do you know how to hop? Because your body is in top form.
Can I give you a hug to show you how soft my sweater is?
You’re just like how I like my potatoes — sweet.
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