“Don’t wear perfume in the garden – unless you want to be pollinated by bees.”
— Anne Raver
Housework is for people who don’t know how to garden.”
"Your first job is to prepare the soil. The best tool for this is your neighbor's motorized garden tiller. If your neighbor does not own a garden tiller, suggest that he buy one."
- Dave Barry
"The philosopher who said that work well done never needs doing over never weeded a garden."
- Ray D. Everson
"I have a rock garden. Last week three of them died."
- Richard Diran
"A man should never plant a garden larger than his wife can take care of."
- T.H. Everett
"Every garden is unique with a multitude of choices in soils, plants and themes. Finding your garden theme is as easy as seeing what brings a smile to your face."
- Teresa Watkins
"The best way to garden is to put on a wide-brimmed straw hat and some old clothes. And with a hoe in one hand and a cold drink in the other, tell somebody else where to dig."
- Texas Bix Bender, Don't Throw in the Trowel