What do you call a cherry that is hard as nails? Tough as old fruits.
What did the cherry say when it was given a bunch of flowers? You are cherry sweet.
What is the cherry fruit's favorite American talkshow? The Cherry Springer Show of course!
What happened to the cherry that got married to an apple? They are living apple-y ever after.
Swallowing a cherry stone is not the end of the world. It’s just one of life’s little pitfalls.
There’s a great new rock and roll cover artist doing the rounds at the moment – his name is Chuck Cherry.
What's red and has 7 dents in it?
Snow white's cherry!
Which fruity singer was a judge on 'The X Factor'? Cherry Cole.
What do you call a very tall cherry blossom tree in Italy? The leaning flower of Pisa.
What do you do when you try to bake a cherry pie for the first time and it doesn't turn out so well? Just wait for the second bite of the cherry.
What do two cherries say when they get married? I promise to cherry-ish you forever.
If you are ever babysitting a cherry, remember that their favorite cartoon is Tom And Cherry.
Why shouldn't you be too inquisitive with a cherry? Ask no questions tell no pies.
What did the fruit bowl say when it saw Santa Claus come down the chimney? We wish you a cherry Christmas!
Why are cherries unassuming? Because they often get made into humble pie.
Q: How do two cherries make up after an argument?
A: They cherry the hatchet.
Why does a little cherry always look up to its parents? It tries to follow in their fruitsteps.
Cherries go all out when they go to festivals. You’ll probably see loads of them, running around in pie-dyed shirts.
What does a hippy cherry wear to a festival? A pie dye T-shirt.
What does a mommy cherry say to her children? I love you cherry much.
Q: Why was the cherry by himself?
A: Because the banana split.
Why did the cherry blossom tree seem scared when it was trying to make a cherry pie? Because it was baking like a leaf.
I recently went to a soft fruit party, where all the food was berry based. It was cherrific.
Is it bad to swallow a cherry whole? No don't worry, it's just one of the pitfalls of life.
Q: Which basketball players eat fruits?
A: The ones who like to cherry pick.
Cherry pie will set you back 10 dollars in Antigua, but 15 in Barbados. Yes, those are the pie rates of the Caribbean.
How do two cherries make up after an argument? They cherry the hatchet.
My friend mashed up some cherries on halloween and said they were blood. I was cherry-fied!
Cherry pie can be a bit aggressive. Rumor has it they go around saying, “Hey! You want a piece of me?”
Inviting cherries over for a drinks party is easy. Simply start your invitation with “You are cordially invited…”
Cherries are actually great at a lot of different sports. Their favorite one, in case you were wondering, is archerry.
Q: Why are cherries never lonely?
A: Because they hang around in bunches.
Did you know, you can actually hide a gigantic elephant in a cherry tree? All you need to do is paint its toenails red. I bet you don’t believe me – but have you ever seen an elephant in a cherry tree? I rest my case.
Q: How do you call a magic berry?
A: Cherry Potter.
Q: Did you hear about the cherry that liked to explode?
A: It was da’ bomb.
What do cherries say to their best friends? You are cherrific!
Q: What do you get when you walk around with cherries in your shoes?
A: Toe jam.
What happens to a cherry tree when it grows up? It blossoms.
There's no need to cherry your feelings, I know you love me really.
What do fruits do when they are really really afraid? They run away as fast as their legs can cherry them.
What did the cherry say when it won its third Olympic gold medal? That's just the cherry on top of a successful career.
How do berries start off the fruity olympics? They cherry the Olympic torch around the globe.
Q: What happens to a cherry tree when it grows up?
A: It blossoms
What do red berries say during the season they love best? Cherry Christmas and a Happy New Year!
What do you call a very little cherry? Pit-iful.
Q: What’s red and invisible?
A: No cherries.
I spent last Christmas with a bunch of soft fruit. I kept getting confused with the toast – they were saying “Eat, drink and be cherry!”
What does a cherry say when it delivers bad news? Don't fruit the messenger.
If you eat too many cherries, you can sometimes end up with digestive issues. It really is the pits.
Why did I start making a cherry pie? Bake-cause I love it.
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