What does a cherry say when it delivers bad news? Don't fruit the messenger.
Why did the cherry blossom tree seem scared when it was trying to make a cherry pie? Because it was baking like a leaf.
Hey you like cherry preserves ?
Never mind, its probably not your jam
There’s a great new rock and roll cover artist doing the rounds at the moment – his name is Chuck Cherry.
What did one cherry say to the other cherry? If you weren't so tasty we wouldn't be in this jam.
I recently read a book by an onion which had opened up on its life. Midway through the book, I started crying.
Cherry pie can be a bit aggressive. Rumor has it they go around saying, “Hey! You want a piece of me?”
Who is the funniest fruit around? Cherry Seinfeld.
Cherry pie will set you back 10 dollars in Antigua, but 15 in Barbados. Yes, those are the pie rates of the Caribbean.
What did the cherry say to the cherry pie? I really crust you.
Which fruity singer was a judge on 'The X Factor'? Cherry Cole.
Q: What’s red and invisible?
A: No cherries.
What do you call a very tall cherry blossom tree in Italy? The leaning flower of Pisa.
My friend mashed up some cherries on halloween and said they were blood. I was cherry-fied!
What do you find if you hang from a cherry tree for hours and hours? You find that your arms get sore.
What happened to the cherry that got married to an apple? They are living apple-y ever after.
Why does a little cherry always look up to its parents? It tries to follow in their fruitsteps.
What does a hippy cherry wear to a festival? A pie dye T-shirt.
What is the cherry fruit's favorite American talkshow? The Cherry Springer Show of course!
What did the fruit bowl say when it saw Santa Claus come down the chimney? We wish you a cherry Christmas!
Q: How do you call a magic berry?
A: Cherry Potter.
What do cherries write in love letters? I miss you cherry-bly.
What does a mommy cherry say to her children? I love you cherry much.
Did you know, you can actually hide a gigantic elephant in a cherry tree? All you need to do is paint its toenails red. I bet you don’t believe me – but have you ever seen an elephant in a cherry tree? I rest my case.
Q: Why was the cherry by himself?
A: Because the banana split.
Cherries go all out when they go to festivals. You’ll probably see loads of them, running around in pie-dyed shirts.
What do fruits do when they are avoiding a problem? They cherry their heads in the sand.
Q: What’s red and goes up and down, up and down?
A: A cherry in a lift.
Why are cherries unassuming? Because they often get made into humble pie.
Q: How do two cherries make up after an argument?
A: They cherry the hatchet.
Q: What do you call a scary berry?
A: A boo-berry.
What happened to the cheery that showed up for the tomato auditions? He was called an imposter.
Q: Why did the cherry stop in the middle of the road?
A: It ran out of juice.
What did the cherry say when it won its third Olympic gold medal? That's just the cherry on top of a successful career.
Berries are the most fashionista of the fruits, they can really cherry off the wildest outfits.
I spent last Christmas with a bunch of soft fruit. I kept getting confused with the toast – they were saying “Eat, drink and be cherry!”
How do berries start off the fruity olympics? They cherry the Olympic torch around the globe.
What do two cherries say when they get married? I promise to cherry-ish you forever.
Why did I start making a cherry pie? Bake-cause I love it.
What do fruits do when they are really really afraid? They run away as fast as their legs can cherry them.
Inviting cherries over for a drinks party is easy. Simply start your invitation with “You are cordially invited…”
I recently went to a soft fruit party, where all the food was berry based. It was cherrific.
Q: Which basketball players eat fruits?
A: The ones who like to cherry pick.
Q: Why does the cherry have a hard time getting along with others?
A: It has crust issues.
Q: Did you hear about the cherry that liked to explode?
A: It was da’ bomb.
How do two cherries make up after an argument? They cherry the hatchet.
What did the cherry say when it was given a bunch of flowers? You are cherry sweet.
American cherries generally do pretty well at high school. Many of them end up on the cherryleading squad.
Q: Why are cherries never lonely?
A: Because they hang around in bunches.
Soft fruits make really supportive parents. Whenever their youngsters fail at something, they just smile and say “Have another bite at the cherry.”
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