Q: How do you call a magic berry?
A: Cherry Potter.
Soft fruit is not always the best at doing research. They aren’t very thorough; they tend to cherry pick information.
If you are ever babysitting a cherry, remember that their favorite cartoon is Tom And Cherry.
How do two cherries make up after an argument? They cherry the hatchet.
What do you call a very little cherry? Pit-iful.
Which fruity singer was a judge on 'The X Factor'? Cherry Cole.
Whenever I give my daughter cherries, she stuffs them in the chair
Now we call them chairries
Why did I start making a cherry pie? Bake-cause I love it.
American cherries generally do pretty well at high school. Many of them end up on the cherryleading squad.
What do fruits look for at a talent show? A berry that can really cherry a tune.
Q: Did you hear about the cherry that liked to explode?
A: It was da’ bomb.
What does a hippy cherry wear to a festival? A pie dye T-shirt.
Q: What’s red and invisible?
A: No cherries.
What's red and has 7 dents in it?
Snow white's cherry!
Q: How do two cherries make up after an argument?
A: They cherry the hatchet.
How do berries start off the fruity olympics? They cherry the Olympic torch around the globe.
What do you call a cherry that is hard as nails? Tough as old fruits.
Swallowing a cherry stone is not the end of the world. It’s just one of life’s little pitfalls.
Why does a little cherry always look up to its parents? It tries to follow in their fruitsteps.
What happens to a cherry tree when it grows up? It blossoms.
If you eat too many cherries, you can sometimes end up with digestive issues. It really is the pits.
What does a cherry say when it delivers bad news? Don't fruit the messenger.
What is the cherry fruit's favorite American talkshow? The Cherry Springer Show of course!
What do you find if you hang from a cherry tree for hours and hours? You find that your arms get sore.
Did you know, you can actually hide a gigantic elephant in a cherry tree? All you need to do is paint its toenails red. I bet you don’t believe me – but have you ever seen an elephant in a cherry tree? I rest my case.
What do French cherry parents say to their little cherries at home? You are mon cherry.
Cherries are actually great at a lot of different sports. Their favorite one, in case you were wondering, is archerry.
What did the cherry say to the cherry pie? I really crust you.
What do red berries say during the season they love best? Cherry Christmas and a Happy New Year!
Why did the cherry blossom tree seem scared when it was trying to make a cherry pie? Because it was baking like a leaf.
What did one cherry say to the other cherry? If you weren't so tasty we wouldn't be in this jam.
Why did the cherry go to the good drinks factory? It was cordially invited.
Q: Why was the cherry by himself?
A: Because the banana split.
What do fruits do when they are really really afraid? They run away as fast as their legs can cherry them.
What do cherries say to their best friends? You are cherrific!
Cherries are the worst soft fruits to watch scary movies with. They spend the whole time hiding behind a cushion as they are cherrified.
What does a mommy cherry say to her children? I love you cherry much.
Q: Why are cherries never lonely?
A: Because they hang around in bunches.
There's no need to cherry your feelings, I know you love me really.
Q: Which basketball players eat fruits?
A: The ones who like to cherry pick.
Why should you make a cherry pie for someone that you miss? Because absence bakes the heart grow fonder.
Q: What’s red and goes up and down, up and down?
A: A cherry in a lift.
I recently went to a soft fruit party, where all the food was berry based. It was cherrific.
Cherry pie will set you back 10 dollars in Antigua, but 15 in Barbados. Yes, those are the pie rates of the Caribbean.
Q: Why does the cherry have a hard time getting along with others?
A: It has crust issues.
What do fruits do when they are avoiding a problem? They cherry their heads in the sand.
What do cherries write in love letters? I miss you cherry-bly.
Why shouldn't you be too inquisitive with a cherry? Ask no questions tell no pies.
Why do cherry trees smell?
Because George Washington cut one.
What do two cherries say when they get married? I promise to cherry-ish you forever.
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