Did you know you can make a really good music player out of a cherry cake? It’s called a gateau blaster.
Some cherry puns are just pit-i-ful.
What does a mommy cherry say to her children? I love you cherry much.
What do fruits do when they are avoiding a problem? They cherry their heads in the sand.
What do you call a very little cherry? Pit-iful.
What does a hippy cherry wear to a festival? A pie dye T-shirt.
Q: What do you get when you walk around with cherries in your shoes?
A: Toe jam.
Q: How do you call a magic berry?
A: Cherry Potter.
Why did I start making a cherry pie? Bake-cause I love it.
Cherry pie can be a bit aggressive. Rumor has it they go around saying, “Hey! You want a piece of me?”
What do you find if you hang from a cherry tree for hours and hours? You find that your arms get sore.
Q: What’s red and invisible?
A: No cherries.
Q: Why does the cherry have a hard time getting along with others?
A: It has crust issues.
Did you know, you can actually hide a gigantic elephant in a cherry tree? All you need to do is paint its toenails red. I bet you don’t believe me – but have you ever seen an elephant in a cherry tree? I rest my case.
What do fruits do when they are really really afraid? They run away as fast as their legs can cherry them.
Cherry pie will set you back 10 dollars in Antigua, but 15 in Barbados. Yes, those are the pie rates of the Caribbean.
What do red berries say during the season they love best? Cherry Christmas and a Happy New Year!
How do two cherries make up after an argument? They cherry the hatchet.
American cherries generally do pretty well at high school. Many of them end up on the cherryleading squad.
Q: Did you hear about the cherry that liked to explode?
A: It was da’ bomb.
What did the cherry say when it won its third Olympic gold medal? That's just the cherry on top of a successful career.
Q: What’s red and goes up and down, up and down?
A: A cherry in a lift.
Whenever I give my daughter cherries, she stuffs them in the chair
Now we call them chairries
Cherries are the worst soft fruits to watch scary movies with. They spend the whole time hiding behind a cushion as they are cherrified.
Why did the cherry blossom tree seem scared when it was trying to make a cherry pie? Because it was baking like a leaf.
What did one cherry say to the other cherry? If you weren't so tasty we wouldn't be in this jam.
What do two cherries say when they get married? I promise to cherry-ish you forever.
What do French cherry parents say to their little cherries at home? You are mon cherry.
What happened to the cherry that got married to an apple? They are living apple-y ever after.
There's no need to cherry your feelings, I know you love me really.
What do cherries write in love letters? I miss you cherry-bly.
Chopping down other people’s cherry trees is definitely frowned upon. However, you likely won’t get into too much trouble for it – as long as you keep hold of the axe!
I spent last Christmas with a bunch of soft fruit. I kept getting confused with the toast – they were saying “Eat, drink and be cherry!”
Cherries go all out when they go to festivals. You’ll probably see loads of them, running around in pie-dyed shirts.
Cherries are actually great at a lot of different sports. Their favorite one, in case you were wondering, is archerry.
What did the fruit bowl say when it saw Santa Claus come down the chimney? We wish you a cherry Christmas!
Q: What happens to a cherry tree when it grows up?
A: It blossoms
Berries are the most fashionista of the fruits, they can really cherry off the wildest outfits.
What do fruits look for at a talent show? A berry that can really cherry a tune.
Q: Why was the cherry by himself?
A: Because the banana split.
Why are cherries unassuming? Because they often get made into humble pie.
Swallowing a cherry stone is not the end of the world. It’s just one of life’s little pitfalls.
What is the cherry fruit's favorite American talkshow? The Cherry Springer Show of course!
There’s a great new rock and roll cover artist doing the rounds at the moment – his name is Chuck Cherry.
If you are ever babysitting a cherry, remember that their favorite cartoon is Tom And Cherry.
Q: Why are cherries never lonely?
A: Because they hang around in bunches.
Soft fruit is not always the best at doing research. They aren’t very thorough; they tend to cherry pick information.
Soft fruits make really supportive parents. Whenever their youngsters fail at something, they just smile and say “Have another bite at the cherry.”
Why does a little cherry always look up to its parents? It tries to follow in their fruitsteps.
What do you call a cherry that is hard as nails? Tough as old fruits.
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