Why do cherry trees smell?
Because George Washington cut one.
There’s a great new rock and roll cover artist doing the rounds at the moment – his name is Chuck Cherry.
Why are cherries unassuming? Because they often get made into humble pie.
I grew up in a really rough area. I would walk out of the house and other kids would leap out and sprinkle me with cream, cherries and shaved chocolate. Life was tough, growing up in the gateau.
What do you find if you hang from a cherry tree for hours and hours? You find that your arms get sore.
What do fruit bowls say when they dress up as a ghost on Halloween? Be cherry afraid!
Why did the cherry go to the good drinks factory? It was cordially invited.
What do fruits do when they are really really afraid? They run away as fast as their legs can cherry them.
What did the fruit bowl say when it saw Santa Claus come down the chimney? We wish you a cherry Christmas!
Which fruity singer was a judge on 'The X Factor'? Cherry Cole.
What do red berries say during the season they love best? Cherry Christmas and a Happy New Year!
Whenever I give my daughter cherries, she stuffs them in the chair
Now we call them chairries
My friend mashed up some cherries on halloween and said they were blood. I was cherry-fied!
Why shouldn't you be too inquisitive with a cherry? Ask no questions tell no pies.
What happened to the cheery that showed up for the tomato auditions? He was called an imposter.
How do berries start off the fruity olympics? They cherry the Olympic torch around the globe.
Q: What’s red and invisible?
A: No cherries.
Q: What happens to a cherry tree when it grows up?
A: It blossoms
Q: What’s red and goes up and down, up and down?
A: A cherry in a lift.
Why is cherry pie so legendary? Because it is history in the baking.
Q: What do you call a scary berry?
A: A boo-berry.
Cherry pie can be a bit aggressive. Rumor has it they go around saying, “Hey! You want a piece of me?”
What does a mommy cherry say to her children? I love you cherry much.
Why did I start making a cherry pie? Bake-cause I love it.
What's red and has 7 dents in it?
Snow white's cherry!
I recently read a book by an onion which had opened up on its life. Midway through the book, I started crying.
Berries are the most fashionista of the fruits, they can really cherry off the wildest outfits.
Q: How do two cherries make up after an argument?
A: They cherry the hatchet.
If you are ever babysitting a cherry, remember that their favorite cartoon is Tom And Cherry.
What does a hippy cherry wear to a festival? A pie dye T-shirt.
What do you call a very tall cherry blossom tree in Italy? The leaning flower of Pisa.
Cherries are actually great at a lot of different sports. Their favorite one, in case you were wondering, is archerry.
There's no need to cherry your feelings, I know you love me really.
Chopping down other people’s cherry trees is definitely frowned upon. However, you likely won’t get into too much trouble for it – as long as you keep hold of the axe!
I spent last Christmas with a bunch of soft fruit. I kept getting confused with the toast – they were saying “Eat, drink and be cherry!”
Some cherry puns are just pit-i-ful.
Cherries are the worst soft fruits to watch scary movies with. They spend the whole time hiding behind a cushion as they are cherrified.
What do cherries write in love letters? I miss you cherry-bly.
Q: Did you hear about the cherry that liked to explode?
A: It was da’ bomb.
Cherry pie will set you back 10 dollars in Antigua, but 15 in Barbados. Yes, those are the pie rates of the Caribbean.
If you eat too many cherries, you can sometimes end up with digestive issues. It really is the pits.
Q: Why does the cherry have a hard time getting along with others?
A: It has crust issues.
What did one cherry say to the other cherry? If you weren't so tasty we wouldn't be in this jam.
What is the cherry fruit's favorite American talkshow? The Cherry Springer Show of course!
How do two cherries make up after an argument? They cherry the hatchet.
Cherries go all out when they go to festivals. You’ll probably see loads of them, running around in pie-dyed shirts.
What do cherries say to their best friends? You are cherrific!
What happened to the cherry that got married to an apple? They are living apple-y ever after.
What happens to a cherry tree when it grows up? It blossoms.
What do you do when you try to bake a cherry pie for the first time and it doesn't turn out so well? Just wait for the second bite of the cherry.
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