Why are cherries unassuming? Because they often get made into humble pie.
What did the cherry say to the cherry pie? I really crust you.
If you eat too many cherries, you can sometimes end up with digestive issues. It really is the pits.
How do berries start off the fruity olympics? They cherry the Olympic torch around the globe.
How do two cherries make up after an argument? They cherry the hatchet.
Q: What’s red and goes up and down, up and down?
A: A cherry in a lift.
Which fruity singer was a judge on 'The X Factor'? Cherry Cole.
Chopping down other people’s cherry trees is definitely frowned upon. However, you likely won’t get into too much trouble for it – as long as you keep hold of the axe!
What do you call a cherry that is hard as nails? Tough as old fruits.
What do cherries write in love letters? I miss you cherry-bly.
What happened to the cheery that showed up for the tomato auditions? He was called an imposter.
Soft fruits make really supportive parents. Whenever their youngsters fail at something, they just smile and say “Have another bite at the cherry.”
Q: Why does the cherry have a hard time getting along with others?
A: It has crust issues.
Cherry pie will set you back 10 dollars in Antigua, but 15 in Barbados. Yes, those are the pie rates of the Caribbean.
Why is cherry pie so legendary? Because it is history in the baking.
Q: What do you call a scary berry?
A: A boo-berry.
Cherry pie can be a bit aggressive. Rumor has it they go around saying, “Hey! You want a piece of me?”
What do you call a very tall cherry blossom tree in Italy? The leaning flower of Pisa.
Did you know, you can actually hide a gigantic elephant in a cherry tree? All you need to do is paint its toenails red. I bet you don’t believe me – but have you ever seen an elephant in a cherry tree? I rest my case.
Cherries are the worst soft fruits to watch scary movies with. They spend the whole time hiding behind a cushion as they are cherrified.
What's red and has 7 dents in it?
Snow white's cherry!
What do fruits do when they are really really afraid? They run away as fast as their legs can cherry them.
Why should you make a cherry pie for someone that you miss? Because absence bakes the heart grow fonder.
What do two cherries say when they get married? I promise to cherry-ish you forever.
What do red berries say during the season they love best? Cherry Christmas and a Happy New Year!
Q: Which basketball players eat fruits?
A: The ones who like to cherry pick.
Who is the funniest fruit around? Cherry Seinfeld.
What do fruits do when they are avoiding a problem? They cherry their heads in the sand.
What is the cherry fruit's favorite American talkshow? The Cherry Springer Show of course!
Some cherry puns are just pit-i-ful.
What did the cherry say when it won its third Olympic gold medal? That's just the cherry on top of a successful career.
Soft fruit is not always the best at doing research. They aren’t very thorough; they tend to cherry pick information.
What do cherries say to their best friends? You are cherrific!
I grew up in a really rough area. I would walk out of the house and other kids would leap out and sprinkle me with cream, cherries and shaved chocolate. Life was tough, growing up in the gateau.
If you are ever babysitting a cherry, remember that their favorite cartoon is Tom And Cherry.
Why shouldn't you be too inquisitive with a cherry? Ask no questions tell no pies.
Hey you like cherry preserves ?
Never mind, its probably not your jam
Inviting cherries over for a drinks party is easy. Simply start your invitation with “You are cordially invited…”
Q: What’s red and invisible?
A: No cherries.
What happens to a cherry tree when it grows up? It blossoms.
Whenever I give my daughter cherries, she stuffs them in the chair
Now we call them chairries
Q: Why are cherries never lonely?
A: Because they hang around in bunches.
What did one cherry say to the other cherry? If you weren't so tasty we wouldn't be in this jam.
Why did the cherry blossom tree seem scared when it was trying to make a cherry pie? Because it was baking like a leaf.
Q: Why was the cherry by himself?
A: Because the banana split.
Why does a little cherry always look up to its parents? It tries to follow in their fruitsteps.
What do fruit bowls say when they dress up as a ghost on Halloween? Be cherry afraid!
Q: How do two cherries make up after an argument?
A: They cherry the hatchet.
Cherries are actually great at a lot of different sports. Their favorite one, in case you were wondering, is archerry.
Q: Did you hear about the cherry that liked to explode?
A: It was da’ bomb.