Berries are the most fashionista of the fruits, they can really cherry off the wildest outfits.
Soft fruit is not always the best at doing research. They aren’t very thorough; they tend to cherry pick information.
Chopping down other people’s cherry trees is definitely frowned upon. However, you likely won’t get into too much trouble for it – as long as you keep hold of the axe!
Q: What’s red and invisible?
A: No cherries.
What do you find if you hang from a cherry tree for hours and hours? You find that your arms get sore.
What is the cherry fruit's favorite American talkshow? The Cherry Springer Show of course!
Did you know you can make a really good music player out of a cherry cake? It’s called a gateau blaster.
What do cherries write in love letters? I miss you cherry-bly.
Q: What do you get when you walk around with cherries in your shoes?
A: Toe jam.
Q: Why was the cherry by himself?
A: Because the banana split.
Did you know, you can actually hide a gigantic elephant in a cherry tree? All you need to do is paint its toenails red. I bet you don’t believe me – but have you ever seen an elephant in a cherry tree? I rest my case.
What did the cherry say when it won its third Olympic gold medal? That's just the cherry on top of a successful career.
What did the cherry say to the cherry pie? I really crust you.
There’s a great new rock and roll cover artist doing the rounds at the moment – his name is Chuck Cherry.
What do fruits do when they are avoiding a problem? They cherry their heads in the sand.
What happened to the cheery that showed up for the tomato auditions? He was called an imposter.
Some cherry puns are just pit-i-ful.
What do French cherry parents say to their little cherries at home? You are mon cherry.
There's no need to cherry your feelings, I know you love me really.
What happened to the cherry that got married to an apple? They are living apple-y ever after.
Why do cherry trees smell?
Because George Washington cut one.
I recently read a book by an onion which had opened up on its life. Midway through the book, I started crying.
What do fruit bowls say when they dress up as a ghost on Halloween? Be cherry afraid!
How do two cherries make up after an argument? They cherry the hatchet.
What do you do when you try to bake a cherry pie for the first time and it doesn't turn out so well? Just wait for the second bite of the cherry.
Q: What do you call a scary berry?
A: A boo-berry.
If you eat too many cherries, you can sometimes end up with digestive issues. It really is the pits.
Inviting cherries over for a drinks party is easy. Simply start your invitation with “You are cordially invited…”
Is it bad to swallow a cherry whole? No don't worry, it's just one of the pitfalls of life.
Cherries go all out when they go to festivals. You’ll probably see loads of them, running around in pie-dyed shirts.
Q: Did you hear about the cherry that liked to explode?
A: It was da’ bomb.
Why is cherry pie so legendary? Because it is history in the baking.
What happens to a cherry tree when it grows up? It blossoms.
Cherries are actually great at a lot of different sports. Their favorite one, in case you were wondering, is archerry.
American cherries generally do pretty well at high school. Many of them end up on the cherryleading squad.
What do you call a very little cherry? Pit-iful.
Swallowing a cherry stone is not the end of the world. It’s just one of life’s little pitfalls.
Cherry pie will set you back 10 dollars in Antigua, but 15 in Barbados. Yes, those are the pie rates of the Caribbean.
What did the cherry say when it was given a bunch of flowers? You are cherry sweet.
Q: Why does the cherry have a hard time getting along with others?
A: It has crust issues.
Soft fruits make really supportive parents. Whenever their youngsters fail at something, they just smile and say “Have another bite at the cherry.”
If you are ever babysitting a cherry, remember that their favorite cartoon is Tom And Cherry.
Which fruity singer was a judge on 'The X Factor'? Cherry Cole.
Q: What’s red and goes up and down, up and down?
A: A cherry in a lift.
What do two cherries say when they get married? I promise to cherry-ish you forever.
What did one cherry say to the other cherry? If you weren't so tasty we wouldn't be in this jam.
What does a cherry say when it delivers bad news? Don't fruit the messenger.
What do fruits do when they are really really afraid? They run away as fast as their legs can cherry them.
Why did the cherry go to the good drinks factory? It was cordially invited.
Whenever I give my daughter cherries, she stuffs them in the chair
Now we call them chairries
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