What do cherries say to their best friends? You are cherrific!
Q: What happens to a cherry tree when it grows up?
A: It blossoms
Which fruity singer was a judge on 'The X Factor'? Cherry Cole.
Cherries are the worst soft fruits to watch scary movies with. They spend the whole time hiding behind a cushion as they are cherrified.
Swallowing a cherry stone is not the end of the world. It’s just one of life’s little pitfalls.
Did you know you can make a really good music player out of a cherry cake? It’s called a gateau blaster.
Q: Did you hear about the cherry that liked to explode?
A: It was da’ bomb.
I spent last Christmas with a bunch of soft fruit. I kept getting confused with the toast – they were saying “Eat, drink and be cherry!”
How do two cherries make up after an argument? They cherry the hatchet.
Did you know, you can actually hide a gigantic elephant in a cherry tree? All you need to do is paint its toenails red. I bet you don’t believe me – but have you ever seen an elephant in a cherry tree? I rest my case.
I grew up in a really rough area. I would walk out of the house and other kids would leap out and sprinkle me with cream, cherries and shaved chocolate. Life was tough, growing up in the gateau.
What happens to a cherry tree when it grows up? It blossoms.
Q: What’s red and goes up and down, up and down?
A: A cherry in a lift.
Soft fruits make really supportive parents. Whenever their youngsters fail at something, they just smile and say “Have another bite at the cherry.”
What do red berries say during the season they love best? Cherry Christmas and a Happy New Year!
Is it bad to swallow a cherry whole? No don't worry, it's just one of the pitfalls of life.
Chopping down other people’s cherry trees is definitely frowned upon. However, you likely won’t get into too much trouble for it – as long as you keep hold of the axe!
What do you call a very little cherry? Pit-iful.
What did the cherry say to the cherry pie? I really crust you.
Q: What’s red and invisible?
A: No cherries.
Q: How do you call a magic berry?
A: Cherry Potter.
Q: What do you call a scary berry?
A: A boo-berry.
What do fruits look for at a talent show? A berry that can really cherry a tune.
What do fruit bowls say when they dress up as a ghost on Halloween? Be cherry afraid!
If you eat too many cherries, you can sometimes end up with digestive issues. It really is the pits.
What happened to the cherry that got married to an apple? They are living apple-y ever after.
Some cherry puns are just pit-i-ful.
Q: Why does the cherry have a hard time getting along with others?
A: It has crust issues.
What did one cherry say to the other cherry? If you weren't so tasty we wouldn't be in this jam.
Cherries go all out when they go to festivals. You’ll probably see loads of them, running around in pie-dyed shirts.
Why did the cherry blossom tree seem scared when it was trying to make a cherry pie? Because it was baking like a leaf.
What did the cherry say when it won its third Olympic gold medal? That's just the cherry on top of a successful career.
What do you do when you try to bake a cherry pie for the first time and it doesn't turn out so well? Just wait for the second bite of the cherry.
Whenever I give my daughter cherries, she stuffs them in the chair
Now we call them chairries
Who is the funniest fruit around? Cherry Seinfeld.
My friend mashed up some cherries on halloween and said they were blood. I was cherry-fied!
What do you find if you hang from a cherry tree for hours and hours? You find that your arms get sore.
Cherry pie will set you back 10 dollars in Antigua, but 15 in Barbados. Yes, those are the pie rates of the Caribbean.
There’s a great new rock and roll cover artist doing the rounds at the moment – his name is Chuck Cherry.
American cherries generally do pretty well at high school. Many of them end up on the cherryleading squad.
Why did I start making a cherry pie? Bake-cause I love it.
What's red and has 7 dents in it?
Snow white's cherry!
Q: What do you get when you walk around with cherries in your shoes?
A: Toe jam.
Why are cherries unassuming? Because they often get made into humble pie.
What happened to the cheery that showed up for the tomato auditions? He was called an imposter.
What is the cherry fruit's favorite American talkshow? The Cherry Springer Show of course!
Why is cherry pie so legendary? Because it is history in the baking.
What does a hippy cherry wear to a festival? A pie dye T-shirt.
What do you call a very tall cherry blossom tree in Italy? The leaning flower of Pisa.
What did the cherry say when it was given a bunch of flowers? You are cherry sweet.
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