What did the cherry say when it was given a bunch of flowers? You are cherry sweet.
What do two cherries say when they get married? I promise to cherry-ish you forever.
What do you call a very tall cherry blossom tree in Italy? The leaning flower of Pisa.
What do cherries write in love letters? I miss you cherry-bly.
Did you know, you can actually hide a gigantic elephant in a cherry tree? All you need to do is paint its toenails red. I bet you don’t believe me – but have you ever seen an elephant in a cherry tree? I rest my case.
Cherries are actually great at a lot of different sports. Their favorite one, in case you were wondering, is archerry.
Q: Why are cherries never lonely?
A: Because they hang around in bunches.
Q: How do two cherries make up after an argument?
A: They cherry the hatchet.
Why did the cherry go to the good drinks factory? It was cordially invited.
My friend mashed up some cherries on halloween and said they were blood. I was cherry-fied!
Some cherry puns are just pit-i-ful.
Why should you make a cherry pie for someone that you miss? Because absence bakes the heart grow fonder.
Why does a little cherry always look up to its parents? It tries to follow in their fruitsteps.
Hey you like cherry preserves ?
Never mind, its probably not your jam
What do French cherry parents say to their little cherries at home? You are mon cherry.
If you are ever babysitting a cherry, remember that their favorite cartoon is Tom And Cherry.
Which fruity singer was a judge on 'The X Factor'? Cherry Cole.
What do fruit bowls say when they dress up as a ghost on Halloween? Be cherry afraid!
Q: Did you hear about the cherry that liked to explode?
A: It was da’ bomb.
What do you do when you try to bake a cherry pie for the first time and it doesn't turn out so well? Just wait for the second bite of the cherry.
What happens to a cherry tree when it grows up? It blossoms.
Cherries are the worst soft fruits to watch scary movies with. They spend the whole time hiding behind a cushion as they are cherrified.
I spent last Christmas with a bunch of soft fruit. I kept getting confused with the toast – they were saying “Eat, drink and be cherry!”
Soft fruits make really supportive parents. Whenever their youngsters fail at something, they just smile and say “Have another bite at the cherry.”
Inviting cherries over for a drinks party is easy. Simply start your invitation with “You are cordially invited…”
Why shouldn't you be too inquisitive with a cherry? Ask no questions tell no pies.
What does a mommy cherry say to her children? I love you cherry much.
There's no need to cherry your feelings, I know you love me really.
How do two cherries make up after an argument? They cherry the hatchet.
American cherries generally do pretty well at high school. Many of them end up on the cherryleading squad.
What did the fruit bowl say when it saw Santa Claus come down the chimney? We wish you a cherry Christmas!
What did one cherry say to the other cherry? If you weren't so tasty we wouldn't be in this jam.
I recently read a book by an onion which had opened up on its life. Midway through the book, I started crying.
Q: Why did the cherry stop in the middle of the road?
A: It ran out of juice.
How do berries start off the fruity olympics? They cherry the Olympic torch around the globe.
What is the cherry fruit's favorite American talkshow? The Cherry Springer Show of course!
What did the cherry say when it won its third Olympic gold medal? That's just the cherry on top of a successful career.
Who is the funniest fruit around? Cherry Seinfeld.
Q: Why does the cherry have a hard time getting along with others?
A: It has crust issues.
Why did the cherry blossom tree seem scared when it was trying to make a cherry pie? Because it was baking like a leaf.
What does a hippy cherry wear to a festival? A pie dye T-shirt.
Whenever I give my daughter cherries, she stuffs them in the chair
Now we call them chairries
Why did I start making a cherry pie? Bake-cause I love it.
I grew up in a really rough area. I would walk out of the house and other kids would leap out and sprinkle me with cream, cherries and shaved chocolate. Life was tough, growing up in the gateau.
What do you find if you hang from a cherry tree for hours and hours? You find that your arms get sore.
What do fruits look for at a talent show? A berry that can really cherry a tune.
Cherries go all out when they go to festivals. You’ll probably see loads of them, running around in pie-dyed shirts.
Why is cherry pie so legendary? Because it is history in the baking.
There’s a great new rock and roll cover artist doing the rounds at the moment – his name is Chuck Cherry.
If you eat too many cherries, you can sometimes end up with digestive issues. It really is the pits.
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