Q: How do you call a magic berry?
A: Cherry Potter.
What happened to the cheery that showed up for the tomato auditions? He was called an imposter.
Why did the cherry blossom tree seem scared when it was trying to make a cherry pie? Because it was baking like a leaf.
How do two cherries make up after an argument? They cherry the hatchet.
I spent last Christmas with a bunch of soft fruit. I kept getting confused with the toast – they were saying “Eat, drink and be cherry!”
What do red berries say during the season they love best? Cherry Christmas and a Happy New Year!
Cherries are actually great at a lot of different sports. Their favorite one, in case you were wondering, is archerry.
What is the cherry fruit's favorite American talkshow? The Cherry Springer Show of course!
What do cherries write in love letters? I miss you cherry-bly.
Q: Why did the cherry stop in the middle of the road?
A: It ran out of juice.
I grew up in a really rough area. I would walk out of the house and other kids would leap out and sprinkle me with cream, cherries and shaved chocolate. Life was tough, growing up in the gateau.
What do fruits look for at a talent show? A berry that can really cherry a tune.
Cherry pie can be a bit aggressive. Rumor has it they go around saying, “Hey! You want a piece of me?”
Is it bad to swallow a cherry whole? No don't worry, it's just one of the pitfalls of life.
I recently read a book by an onion which had opened up on its life. Midway through the book, I started crying.
What do fruit bowls say when they dress up as a ghost on Halloween? Be cherry afraid!
Swallowing a cherry stone is not the end of the world. It’s just one of life’s little pitfalls.
What's red and has 7 dents in it?
Snow white's cherry!
Q: Which basketball players eat fruits?
A: The ones who like to cherry pick.
What did one cherry say to the other cherry? If you weren't so tasty we wouldn't be in this jam.
Cherries are the worst soft fruits to watch scary movies with. They spend the whole time hiding behind a cushion as they are cherrified.
Why should you make a cherry pie for someone that you miss? Because absence bakes the heart grow fonder.
Q: What do you get when you walk around with cherries in your shoes?
A: Toe jam.
Who is the funniest fruit around? Cherry Seinfeld.
Q: How do two cherries make up after an argument?
A: They cherry the hatchet.
What do cherries say to their best friends? You are cherrific!
How do berries start off the fruity olympics? They cherry the Olympic torch around the globe.
Why does a little cherry always look up to its parents? It tries to follow in their fruitsteps.
What do fruits do when they are avoiding a problem? They cherry their heads in the sand.
What do French cherry parents say to their little cherries at home? You are mon cherry.
Why are cherries unassuming? Because they often get made into humble pie.
What did the cherry say when it won its third Olympic gold medal? That's just the cherry on top of a successful career.
What does a cherry say when it delivers bad news? Don't fruit the messenger.
There's no need to cherry your feelings, I know you love me really.
What does a mommy cherry say to her children? I love you cherry much.
Whenever I give my daughter cherries, she stuffs them in the chair
Now we call them chairries
Inviting cherries over for a drinks party is easy. Simply start your invitation with “You are cordially invited…”
What do fruits do when they are really really afraid? They run away as fast as their legs can cherry them.
Why is cherry pie so legendary? Because it is history in the baking.
Did you know you can make a really good music player out of a cherry cake? It’s called a gateau blaster.
Q: Why are cherries never lonely?
A: Because they hang around in bunches.
What do you find if you hang from a cherry tree for hours and hours? You find that your arms get sore.
What do two cherries say when they get married? I promise to cherry-ish you forever.
Q: What happens to a cherry tree when it grows up?
A: It blossoms
Which fruity singer was a judge on 'The X Factor'? Cherry Cole.
Why did the cherry go to the good drinks factory? It was cordially invited.
Q: What do you call a scary berry?
A: A boo-berry.
Chopping down other people’s cherry trees is definitely frowned upon. However, you likely won’t get into too much trouble for it – as long as you keep hold of the axe!
Q: What’s red and invisible?
A: No cherries.
If you eat too many cherries, you can sometimes end up with digestive issues. It really is the pits.
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