Q: Which basketball players eat fruits?
A: The ones who like to cherry pick.
What did the cherry say to the cherry pie? I really crust you.
What happened to the cheery that showed up for the tomato auditions? He was called an imposter.
What do fruit bowls say when they dress up as a ghost on Halloween? Be cherry afraid!
Did you know, you can actually hide a gigantic elephant in a cherry tree? All you need to do is paint its toenails red. I bet you don’t believe me – but have you ever seen an elephant in a cherry tree? I rest my case.
Cherries are actually great at a lot of different sports. Their favorite one, in case you were wondering, is archerry.
Soft fruits make really supportive parents. Whenever their youngsters fail at something, they just smile and say “Have another bite at the cherry.”
Who is the funniest fruit around? Cherry Seinfeld.
Hey you like cherry preserves ?
Never mind, its probably not your jam
Whenever I give my daughter cherries, she stuffs them in the chair
Now we call them chairries
What does a mommy cherry say to her children? I love you cherry much.
There’s a great new rock and roll cover artist doing the rounds at the moment – his name is Chuck Cherry.
Berries are the most fashionista of the fruits, they can really cherry off the wildest outfits.
Q: Why was the cherry by himself?
A: Because the banana split.
Why do cherry trees smell?
Because George Washington cut one.
What do two cherries say when they get married? I promise to cherry-ish you forever.
What do you find if you hang from a cherry tree for hours and hours? You find that your arms get sore.
Why is cherry pie so legendary? Because it is history in the baking.
What do fruits do when they are avoiding a problem? They cherry their heads in the sand.
What did one cherry say to the other cherry? If you weren't so tasty we wouldn't be in this jam.
What do fruits look for at a talent show? A berry that can really cherry a tune.
What does a cherry say when it delivers bad news? Don't fruit the messenger.
Why did I start making a cherry pie? Bake-cause I love it.
What do red berries say during the season they love best? Cherry Christmas and a Happy New Year!
Q: What’s red and goes up and down, up and down?
A: A cherry in a lift.
Why are cherries unassuming? Because they often get made into humble pie.
Why did the cherry blossom tree seem scared when it was trying to make a cherry pie? Because it was baking like a leaf.
What do you call a very tall cherry blossom tree in Italy? The leaning flower of Pisa.
Soft fruit is not always the best at doing research. They aren’t very thorough; they tend to cherry pick information.
Q: What do you call a scary berry?
A: A boo-berry.
What did the cherry say when it was given a bunch of flowers? You are cherry sweet.
If you are ever babysitting a cherry, remember that their favorite cartoon is Tom And Cherry.
Cherries go all out when they go to festivals. You’ll probably see loads of them, running around in pie-dyed shirts.
Q: What do you get when you walk around with cherries in your shoes?
A: Toe jam.
What happened to the cherry that got married to an apple? They are living apple-y ever after.
What do fruits do when they are really really afraid? They run away as fast as their legs can cherry them.
Why did the cherry go to the good drinks factory? It was cordially invited.
What do you do when you try to bake a cherry pie for the first time and it doesn't turn out so well? Just wait for the second bite of the cherry.
I recently went to a soft fruit party, where all the food was berry based. It was cherrific.
Cherry pie can be a bit aggressive. Rumor has it they go around saying, “Hey! You want a piece of me?”
What do you call a very little cherry? Pit-iful.
My friend mashed up some cherries on halloween and said they were blood. I was cherry-fied!
What do you call a cherry that is hard as nails? Tough as old fruits.
Q: Why are cherries never lonely?
A: Because they hang around in bunches.
Why shouldn't you be too inquisitive with a cherry? Ask no questions tell no pies.
How do two cherries make up after an argument? They cherry the hatchet.
I spent last Christmas with a bunch of soft fruit. I kept getting confused with the toast – they were saying “Eat, drink and be cherry!”
Cherries are the worst soft fruits to watch scary movies with. They spend the whole time hiding behind a cushion as they are cherrified.
There's no need to cherry your feelings, I know you love me really.
What did the cherry say when it won its third Olympic gold medal? That's just the cherry on top of a successful career.
Go to BabaMail
