What do red berries say during the season they love best? Cherry Christmas and a Happy New Year!
What did the cherry say when it was given a bunch of flowers? You are cherry sweet.
Cherries go all out when they go to festivals. You’ll probably see loads of them, running around in pie-dyed shirts.
Q: What happens to a cherry tree when it grows up?
A: It blossoms
What do fruits do when they are avoiding a problem? They cherry their heads in the sand.
What do you find if you hang from a cherry tree for hours and hours? You find that your arms get sore.
Soft fruits make really supportive parents. Whenever their youngsters fail at something, they just smile and say “Have another bite at the cherry.”
How do two cherries make up after an argument? They cherry the hatchet.
What did the cherry say to the cherry pie? I really crust you.
Which fruity singer was a judge on 'The X Factor'? Cherry Cole.
What's red and has 7 dents in it?
Snow white's cherry!
Q: Why did the cherry stop in the middle of the road?
A: It ran out of juice.
What do fruits look for at a talent show? A berry that can really cherry a tune.
Q: Why are cherries never lonely?
A: Because they hang around in bunches.
Q: How do you call a magic berry?
A: Cherry Potter.
Cherries are the worst soft fruits to watch scary movies with. They spend the whole time hiding behind a cushion as they are cherrified.
What do cherries say to their best friends? You are cherrific!
Why should you make a cherry pie for someone that you miss? Because absence bakes the heart grow fonder.
If you are ever babysitting a cherry, remember that their favorite cartoon is Tom And Cherry.
Why shouldn't you be too inquisitive with a cherry? Ask no questions tell no pies.
Hey you like cherry preserves ?
Never mind, its probably not your jam
Berries are the most fashionista of the fruits, they can really cherry off the wildest outfits.
Q: What’s red and invisible?
A: No cherries.
Q: Did you hear about the cherry that liked to explode?
A: It was da’ bomb.
What do cherries write in love letters? I miss you cherry-bly.
Did you know, you can actually hide a gigantic elephant in a cherry tree? All you need to do is paint its toenails red. I bet you don’t believe me – but have you ever seen an elephant in a cherry tree? I rest my case.
What did the cherry say when it won its third Olympic gold medal? That's just the cherry on top of a successful career.
If you eat too many cherries, you can sometimes end up with digestive issues. It really is the pits.
Chopping down other people’s cherry trees is definitely frowned upon. However, you likely won’t get into too much trouble for it – as long as you keep hold of the axe!
Is it bad to swallow a cherry whole? No don't worry, it's just one of the pitfalls of life.
What happens to a cherry tree when it grows up? It blossoms.
Why does a little cherry always look up to its parents? It tries to follow in their fruitsteps.
What do you do when you try to bake a cherry pie for the first time and it doesn't turn out so well? Just wait for the second bite of the cherry.
Cherry pie can be a bit aggressive. Rumor has it they go around saying, “Hey! You want a piece of me?”
What happened to the cherry that got married to an apple? They are living apple-y ever after.
What did one cherry say to the other cherry? If you weren't so tasty we wouldn't be in this jam.
Inviting cherries over for a drinks party is easy. Simply start your invitation with “You are cordially invited…”
Why is cherry pie so legendary? Because it is history in the baking.
Soft fruit is not always the best at doing research. They aren’t very thorough; they tend to cherry pick information.
Q: What do you get when you walk around with cherries in your shoes?
A: Toe jam.
Why are cherries unassuming? Because they often get made into humble pie.
What does a hippy cherry wear to a festival? A pie dye T-shirt.
What did the fruit bowl say when it saw Santa Claus come down the chimney? We wish you a cherry Christmas!
What do two cherries say when they get married? I promise to cherry-ish you forever.
American cherries generally do pretty well at high school. Many of them end up on the cherryleading squad.
Why did I start making a cherry pie? Bake-cause I love it.
What does a cherry say when it delivers bad news? Don't fruit the messenger.
What do you call a cherry that is hard as nails? Tough as old fruits.
Whenever I give my daughter cherries, she stuffs them in the chair
Now we call them chairries
Why did the cherry go to the good drinks factory? It was cordially invited.