Cheap

Why is it cheap to feed polar bears?
Because they live on ice only.
What do you call a pickle you got at a cheap price?
A sweet dill.
My mum bought me a really cheap dictionary for my birthday.
I couldn't find the words to thank her.
My son's asked for a strange Christmas present this year. It's really cheap though so I don't mind.
I'm not sure why he wants an eggs box though.
What do you call a cheap circumcision? A rip-off.
What do skinny jeans and cheap hotels have in common?
No ballroom.
The cheap baker only paid his employees a flourly rate. Cheapskate!
Masochist: Beat me, whip me, hurt me, make me feel cheap!
Sadist: No.
What do you call a cheap circumcision? a rip off Girl: "Hey, what's up?" Boy: "If I tell you, will you sit on it?"
Why was the sedimentary rock extra cheap? Because it was on shale.
The Big Anniversary and the High-Flying Kids
The Big Anniversary and the High-Flying Kids A husband and his wife were celebrating 50 years together. Their three kids, all very successful, all agreed to a Sunday dinner in their honor. "Happy Anniversary Mom & Dad" gushed son number one, a surgeon, "Sorry I'm running late. I had an emergency at the hospital with a patient, you know how it is, and didn't have time to get you a gift." "Not to worry" said the father, the important thing is that we're all together today." Son number two, a lawyer, arrived and announced "You and Mom look great Dad". I just flew in from Los Angeles between depositions and didn't have time to shop for you". "It's nothing," said the father. "We're glad you were able to come." Just then the daughter,a marketing executive, arrived. "Hello and Happy Anniversary! I'm sorry but my boss is sending me out of town and I was really busy packing, so I didn't have time to get you anything." After they finished dessert, the father said, "There's something your mother and I have wanted to tell you for a long time. You see, we were very poor. Despite this, we were able to send each of you to college. Throughout the years your mother and I knew we loved each other very much, but we just never found the time to get married." The three children gasped and one said, "You mean we're bastards?" "Yep," said the father, "and cheap ones too!"