Cheap

Got a couple of railway buffers going cheap. It was an end of line sale.
Got a couple of railway buffers going cheap. It was an end of line sale.
My mum bought me a really cheap dictionary for my birthday.
I couldn't find the words to thank her.
My son's asked for a strange Christmas present this year. It's really cheap though so I don't mind.
I'm not sure why he wants an eggs box though.
The cheap baker only paid his employees a flourly rate. Cheapskate!
Masochist: Beat me, whip me, hurt me, make me feel cheap!
Sadist: No.
What do you call a cheap circumcision? a rip off Girl: "Hey, what's up?" Boy: "If I tell you, will you sit on it?"
Why was the sedimentary rock extra cheap? Because it was on shale.
How to Use Timbuktu!
How to Use Timbuktu! A priest and a shepherd from Australia participate in a TV game. After answering all the questions, there is a tie. So both are given one final assignment. It is to write a poem in three minutes, using the word "Timbuktu". It is city in Africa. The priest returns with the fruit of his inspiration: "I was a father all my life, I had no children, had no wife, I read the bible through and through on my way to Timbuktu ... " The poem makes a great impression, and the priest smells a sweet victory. But then comes the shepherd, with his winning masterpiece: "When Tim and I to Brisbane went We met three women cheap to rent. They were three and we were two, So I booked one and Tim Booked Two ... "
Why was the sedimentary rock so cheap? It was always on shale.
Why was the sedimentary rock so cheap?
It was always on shale.
Why was the sedimentary rock extra cheap?
Because it was on shale.
The Big Anniversary and the High-Flying Kids
The Big Anniversary and the High-Flying Kids A husband and his wife were celebrating 50 years together. Their three kids, all very successful, all agreed to a Sunday dinner in their honor. "Happy Anniversary Mom & Dad" gushed son number one, a surgeon, "Sorry I'm running late. I had an emergency at the hospital with a patient, you know how it is, and didn't have time to get you a gift." "Not to worry" said the father, the important thing is that we're all together today." Son number two, a lawyer, arrived and announced "You and Mom look great Dad". I just flew in from Los Angeles between depositions and didn't have time to shop for you". "It's nothing," said the father. "We're glad you were able to come." Just then the daughter,a marketing executive, arrived. "Hello and Happy Anniversary! I'm sorry but my boss is sending me out of town and I was really busy packing, so I didn't have time to get you anything." After they finished dessert, the father said, "There's something your mother and I have wanted to tell you for a long time. You see, we were very poor. Despite this, we were able to send each of you to college. Throughout the years your mother and I knew we loved each other very much, but we just never found the time to get married." The three children gasped and one said, "You mean we're bastards?" "Yep," said the father, "and cheap ones too!"
What do you call a pickle you got at a cheap price?
A sweet dill.
What do you call a cheap circumcision? A rip-off.
How do you scare a man? Sneak up behind him and start throwing rice! How is a man like a used car? Both are easy to get, cheap, and unreliable!
Why do winos love cheap wine puns?
Because wine snobs hate them!