Cat Puns

You've come to the purrrfect place for some funny cat puns!

What's the difference between a cat and a complex sentence?
A cat has claws at the end of its paws and a complex sentence has a pause at the end of its clause.
What animal has more lives than a cat? A frog … because he croaks every night!
Where do cats go when they lose their tail? A re-tail store!
Why was the doctor’s favorite patient a cat? Because she has nine lives!
Why do cats have minty breath? Because they use mousewash
What do cats do after watching a play? Give a round of a-paws.
What are the cat police called? The claw Enforcement.
What do you call a cat that was caught by the police? The purr-petrator.
What do you get if you cross a cat with a dark horse? Kitty Perry
What is a cat’s favorite state of America? Connecti-cat.
What did the cat say when something bad happened? That’s un-fur-tunate!
What do cats wear to bed? Paw-jamas.
What did the kitten do when she wanted to order something? She looked in the cat-alog!
What’s worse than raining cats and dogs?
Hailing taxi cabs.
What is smarter than a talking cat? A spelling bee.
Did you hear about the cat who drank 5 bowls of water?
They set a new lap record.
Where does a cat keep its coins? In its purr-se.
What happened to the cat that went to the flea circus? She stole the whole show.
What kind of cat works for the Red Cross? A first-aid kit!
What happened when the kitten turned one? She had a birthday paw-ty.
What type of cat belongs to the baker? One that’s pure-bread
What do cats build to prepare for war? Cat-apults.
My husband was allergic to my cat so I knew I had to get rid of him… so I’m looking to rehome Gerry, he’s thirty-five and works in accounting!
What is a cat’s favorite horror movie? The Purrrge!
What do you call a cat that has a hundred legs? A cat-erpillar.
What does a cat say when it gets injured? MeOWWW!
Why did the cat run away from the tree? Because of its bark!
What did the mom say to her kitten when she caught him slouching? Paw attention to your paw-sture!
Why couldn’t the cat finish watching her movie? Because she had it on paws!
What sport does a cat play? Hairball!
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