Why are cats scared of trees?
Because of their bark.
What did the confused cat say? I’m purr-plexed!
What kind of cats love to go bowling? Alley cats!
What does a cat say when it gets injured? MeOWWW!
If there were ten cats in a boat and one jumped out, how many would be left? None, because they were all copycats!
What is a cat’s favorite movie? The Sound of Mew-sic.
Why are cats bad at telling stories? Because they only have one tail!
What did the cat say when it saw something scary? That freaks meowt!
What did the mom say to her kitten when she caught him slouching? Paw attention to your paw-sture!
What do you get if you cross a cat with a parrot? A carrot!
There is a rule that cats can shed hair on anything in the house… It is called fur-niture for a reason!
Why was the cat kicked out of the game? They thought she was a cheetah.
What is a cat’s favorite deal? Buy one, get one furry.
What happened when the kitten turned one? She had a birthday paw-ty.
What is a cat’s favorite type of water? Purr-ified!
Have you ever seen a catfish? No, how did he hold the rod and reel?
What do cats read in the morning? The mewspaper!
Did you hear about the cat who drank ten bowls of water? It set a new lap record
What did the kitten say after a disaster? That was cat-astrophic
What do you call a cat that is scared of small spaces? Clawstrophobic!
What do you get when you cross a tiger and a snowman? Frost-bite!
Why did the cat get fined? He was caught littering
Why did a person with an unspayed female cat have to go to court?
For kitty littering.
What do you call a cat teacher? A purr-fessor
Why couldn’t the cat finish watching her movie? Because she had it on paws!
What type of cat belongs to the baker? One that’s pure-bread
My husband was allergic to my cat so I knew I had to get rid of him… so I’m looking to rehome Gerry, he’s thirty-five and works in accounting!
What is a cat’s favorite class at school? Hiss-tory!
Why did the cat invest in the stock market? He thought is was a good op-paw-tunity
Where do cats go when they lose their tail? A re-tail store!
What type of cats usually purr the best? Purr-sians!
My two cats had a fight today.
They soon hissed and made up though.
What do cats do after watching a play? Give a round of a-paws.
What's the difference between a cat and a complex sentence?
A cat has claws at the end of its paws and a complex sentence has a pause at the end of its clause.
What did the happy cat say? Stay paw-sitive!
What steps do you take when you see a tiger running towards you? Big ones!
What is a cat’s favorite state of America? Connecti-cat.
Why do cats have minty breath? Because they use mousewash
How did the kittens express their love for each other? In Holy Catrimony
What do you get if you cross a cat with a dark horse? Kitty Perry
What animal has more lives than a cat? A frog … because he croaks every night!
Did you hear about the cat that ate a ball of yarn? She had a litter of mittens.
What is a cat’s favorite game to play with a mouse? Catch!
What is a cat’s favorite color? Purr-ple.
Dogs can’t operate an MRI machine… but catscan.
Why did the cat keep meow-ing? It didn’t want to be fur-gotten.
What did the happy kitten say? I’m feline good!
What kind of cat works for the Red Cross? A first-aid kit!
Where did the kittens go on a school field trip? To the mewseum
Did you hear about the cat who drank 5 bowls of water?
They set a new lap record.
What is a cat’s favorite piece of artwork? The paw-trait of Meowna Lisa.
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