You've come to the purrrfect place for some funny cat puns!

What type of cat will keep your garden looking nice and tidy? A lawn meower.
What do you get if you cross a tiger with a kangaroo? A stripy jumper!
What did the cat do to someone she had wronged? She a-paw-logized.
Where do kittens learn to move around? On the catwalk
What did the cat say when he ate the clownfish? This tastes a little funny!
What does a cat say when it gets injured? MeOWWW!
What is a cat’s favorite Tom Hanks character? Furrest Gump.
What do you call a cat teacher? A purr-fessor
What is a cat’s favorite dessert? Chocolate mouse!
How is cat food sold? Usually, purr can!
What do you get if you cross a cat with a parrot? A carrot!
How did the kittens express their love for each other? In Holy Catrimony
Why did the cat keep meow-ing? It didn’t want to be fur-gotten.
What did the confused cat say? I’m purr-plexed!
What do cats do after watching a play? Give a round of a-paws.
Where did the independent cat decide to live? In Catalonia!
Why couldn’t the cat finish watching her movie? Because she had it on paws!
What is a cat’s favorite game to play with a mouse? Catch!
Why did the cat get fined? He was caught littering
What did the lion say to his cubs when he was first teaching them how to hunt? Don’t cross the road until you see the zebra crossing!
What is a cat’s favorite type of water? Purr-ified!
What did Spock say to his cat? Live long and paw-sper.
Why didn’t the boy believe the tiger? Because he thought it was a lion!
What happened to the vet that was accused of negligence? They were sued for meow-practice
What is a cat’s favorite TV show? The evening mews.
What did the kitten say after a disaster? That was cat-astrophic
What do you call a cat that is scared of small spaces? Clawstrophobic!
Why couldn’t the dog say, “Ahhh”?
Because the cat got his tongue.
Where do cats go when they die? Purr-gatory.
If there were ten cats in a boat and one jumped out, how many would be left? None, because they were all copycats!
What do you call a cat that lives in an igloo? An eskimew!