Vacation

Your mind is on vacation but your mouth is working overtime.
Where do cows go on vacation?
Moo York.
Where do prehistoric reptiles like to go on vacation? To the dino-shore.
Where do sharks go on vacation?
Fin-land.
An Excellent New Soldier
An Excellent New Soldier An Israeli soldier who just enlisted asked the Commanding Officer for a 3-day pass. The CO says "Are you crazy? You just join the Israeli army, and you already want a 3-day pass? You must do something spectacular for that recognition!" So the soldier comes back a day later in an Arab tank! The CO was so impressed, he asked "How did you do it?" "Well, I jumped in a tank, and went toward the border with the Arabs. I approached the border, and saw an Arab tank. I put my white flag up, the Arab tank put his white flag up. I said to the Arab soldier, "Do you want to get a three-day pass? So we exchanged tanks!"
Why can't basketball players go on vacation?
They aren't allowed to travel.
Where do fish sleep?
On a seabed, and sometimes they vacation at the river bed.
I was taking care of my friend’s snake while he was on vacation, but somehow it crawled into our freezer and died.
I asked my wife, “What should I tell him?”
“Just give it to him straight.”
Where do ants go on vacation?
Frants.
Where do crayons go on vacation? Color-ado!
Where do pepperonis go on vacation?
The Leaning Tower of Pizza.
Where do horses go on vacation?
Flankfurt.