Circle Jokes

Why did the horny duck circle the baseball field?
She hoped to catch some fowl balls.
The circle is just the most ridiculous shape in the world.
There's absolutely no point to it.
Why can’t Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle?
Because he hasn't been trained as an artist.
Are you in the on deck circle? Çause you're up next.
What do you call a pony running in a circle? Centrifugal horse.
What do you call it when there are two nuns in a drum circle?
a conundrum
What did the triangle say to the circle? Your pointless!
How to Get People Off Drugs Two young guys appear in court after being arrested for doing drugs. The judge says, "You seem like nice young men, and I'd like to give you a second chance instead of jail time. I want you to go out this weekend and try to convince others of the evils of drug use. I'll see you back in court Monday and you better have gotten some results or you're going straight to jail." On Monday, the judge asks the first guy, "How did you do over the weekend?" "Well, your honor, I persuaded 17 people to give up drugs forever." "Seventeen people? That's wonderful. How did you do it? " "I used a diagram, your honor. I drew two circles like this: O o. Then I told them that the big circle is your brain before drugs and the small circle is your brain after drugs." "That's admirable," says the judge. Then he turns to the second guy. "And how did you do?" "Well, your honor, I persuaded 156 people to give up drugs forever." "Wow!" says the judge. "156 people! How did you manage to do that?" "Well, I used a similar diagram," the guy says. "I drew two circles like this: o O. Then I pointed to the little circle and said, 'This is your sphincter before prison... '"
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