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How do Japanese chihuahuas say hello?
What do you call a veterinarian that specializes in canines?
A dogtor.
When is the best time to paint a dog?
When they're asleep.
What did the dog say when he sat down on sand paper?
That dog is so beautiful. She should be on the cover of Vanity Fur.
Why did the dog go to university? To get a pe-digree.
Why did the police dog get promoted?
Because he was the scenter of so many drug arrests.
My dog recently joined a gang. Now he’s all about that pug-life.
I love walking my neighbor’s dog. It’s the leashed I can do.
My dog loves Star Wars.
His favorite character is Chew-bark-a.
My neighbor had way too many dogs.
It’s safe to say that he had a Rover-dose.
The hotel said NO DOGS ALLOWED.
I guess it was a little too paw-sh.
I recently got two German Shepherds. Because
I wanted some paw-dy guards.
My dog never stands up for himself.
He just rolls over.
My dog loves designer hand-bags.
So I got him a Poochi.
What do you call a dog from the Wild West?
Clint Eastwoof.
What do you call a dog who can fight?
A Boxer.
Why did the dog go to the bank?
To make a de-paws-it. But unfortunately, there was a mastiff line.
What dog does Dracula own?
A blood-hound.
What do you call someone who always takes pictures of their dog?
A pup-arazzi.
Why wasn’t the dog a smooth talker?
Because he couldn’t stop saying “ruff ruff”.
As long as your dog sticks by your side.
Anything is paw-sible.
Mistakes happen.
No need to terrier-self up about it.
What’s a dog’s favorite breakfast?
My dog needed date ideas.
I told him to whine and dine her.
My dog loves poetry.
Especially William Shakes-paw.
My dog has expensive taste in shoes.
So I got her some Jimmy Chews.
My dog went on his first date.
But she was a mal-TEASE.
What was the dog’s favorite book?
Winnie the Pooch. He loves to read a lot of story tails before bed.
My dog hates the rain.
He doesn’t want to step in a poodle.