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Why was the dog chasing his own tail?
Because he was trying to make both ends meet.
I went to the Veterinarian today.
She really knew how to make my dog heal.
How does a Spanish dog say Merry Christmas?
Feliz navi-dog.
What did the dog say when he had a bad day?
Today has been ruff.
What do you call a large dog that meditates?
Aware wolf.
What did the dog say to its fleas?
Stop bugging me
What type of dog is best at timekeeping?
A watch dog.
Why aren’t dogs good dancers?
Because they have two left feet.
The expensive dog has gone missing.
However, police are saying that at least they have a lead. Once she is found they will Retriever.
What was the dog’s favorite book?
Winnie the Pooch. He loves to read a lot of story tails before bed.
How do fleas get from place to place?
By itch-hiking.
What is a dog’s ideal job?
A barkeologist.
Why do dogs find it hard to work the TV remote?
Because they always hit the paws button.
My dog got a promotion.
She’s now a branch manager.
What is an Italian’s favorite type of dog?
A ciao ciao.
What do you call a dog who can fight?
A Boxer.
What happened when the dog ate a firefly?
He smiled with de-light
My dog’s favorite band is The Beagles.
Mistakes happen.
No need to terrier-self up about it.
What is a dog’s favorite hobby?
Collecting fleas.
My dog is very poor.
He can’t afford a “woof” over his head.
What type of dog can use a phone?
A dial-matian.
What is a dog’s favorite instrument?
A trom-bone
Why did the dog cross the road twice?
He was trying to fetch a boomerang
What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?
That was ruff.
Why did the dog go to university? To get a pe-digree.
What do a dog and a cell phone have in common?
They both have collar ID.
My neighbor had way too many dogs.
It’s safe to say that he had a Rover-dose.
What does a dog wear when it’s cold outside?
A pet-ticoat.
He’s not a bad dog.
He’s just a little ruff around the edges.