Why was the skeleton afraid of the dog?
Because dogs love bones.
What was Muhammad Ali’s favorite breed of dog?
A boxer.
That dog is so beautiful. She should be on the cover of Vanity Fur.
What do you call dogs that look exactly the same?
Dogglegangers.
When is a black dog not a black dog?
When it’s a Greyhound.
What is a dog’s favorite book?
Harry Paw-ter and the Sorcerer’s Bone.
What do you get when you cross a Sheepdog with a jelly?
The collie wobbles.
What kind of dog keeps everything they own?
A hoarder collie.
What did the dog order at a restaurant?
His owner’s homework.
What is a dog’s favorite coordinates?
K9.
What do you call an old dog?
Grandpaw.
What do you call a veterinarian that specializes in canines?
A dogtor.
What is a dog’s ideal job?
A barkeologist.
What did the clean dog say to the dirty dog?
Long time no flea.
I painted my dog’s nails So he can look paw-ty.
What is a dog’s favorite movie series?
Fifty shades of Greyhound.
What do dogs increase?
The pup-ulation.
My dog hates the rain.
He doesn’t want to step in a poodle.
Sorry we missed puppy class.
My dog was wagging. There goes his oppawtunity for pawfect attendance…
How does a Spanish dog say Merry Christmas?
Feliz navi-dog.
My dog is very poor.
He can’t afford a “woof” over his head.
My dog loves poetry.
Especially William Shakes-paw.
What is a dog’s favorite hobby?
Collecting fleas.
What is a dog’s favorite instrument?
A trom-bone
The expensive dog has gone missing.
However, police are saying that at least they have a lead. Once she is found they will Retriever.
What happened when the dog ate a firefly?
He smiled with de-light
What did the dog say when he sat down on sand paper?
Rough.
I love walking my neighbor’s dog. It’s the leashed I can do.
When is the best time to paint a dog?
When they're asleep.
What does a dog wear when it’s cold outside?
A pet-ticoat.
What do you call a dog that sneezes?
Achoo-huahua.
What kind of dog loves bubble baths?
A shampoodle.
What did the cowboy say when his dog ran away?
Now wait just a doggone minute.
What do a tree and a bog dog have in common?
They both have a lot of bark.
My dog recently joined a gang. Now he’s all about that pug-life.
My dog loves designer hand-bags.
So I got him a Poochi.
Why did the dog go to university? To get a pe-digree.
What do you get when you cross a dog and a frog?
A Croaker Spaniel.
What do a dog and a cell phone have in common?
They both have collar ID.
What do dogs and Santa have in common?
They are both seen Dachshund through the snow.
What did the Golden Retriever say to the beautiful poodle?
You’re looking very fetching.
Why did the dog walk in to the saloon?
He was looking for the man who shot his paw
What dog does Dracula own?
A blood-hound.
What does a dog love to eat while watching a movie?
Pupcorn.
How do you keep a dog from smelling?
You hold its nose.
What do you call a cold dog?
A pup-sicle. Better steer clear, especially if he’s fur-ocious… don’t want him to give you frost-bite.
What kind of dog sniffs out flowers?
A bud hound.
Where do dogs go after the their tails fall off?
The re-tail store.
My dog takes so long to get ready. He can never chews what to wear.
What type of dog is best at timekeeping?
A watch dog.
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