Green

What will you do if you come across a green alien? I’ll simply wait until it’s ripe.
What do Green Eggs and Ham and Fifty Shades of Grey have in common?
They both encourage people who can barely read to try new things.
Why did the sapling go to the doctor’s office? He was feeling a little green.
What has leaves, is green and a trunk? A houseplant heading on vacation.
Libya changed its plain green flag to a crescent moon, but I think they'll change it back.
It's only a phase, after all.
The national news did a story on my friend's bumper crop of green citrus fruits.
He loves being in the limelight.
What is green, red, yellow, purple and orange?
Colors.
What’s green and has wheels?
Grass, I lied about the wheels.
How do you confuse a blond?
Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.
Does a green candle burn longer than a pink candle? No they both burn shorter.
What’s that green head of something that is the main part of a salad?
Lettuce think about it.
Which football playoff team are Star Trek fans rooting for ?
The Green Bay Picards.
“A stockbroker urged me to buy a stock that would triple its value every year. I told him, ‘At my age, I don’t even buy green bananas.'”
Claude Pepper
Whats green and smells like bacon? Kermit the Frog's finger! Why do we cook bacon and bake cookies?
What do you call a pastor who wanders from town to town, looking for leafy green vegetables?
A romaine Catholic priest.