Green

Libya changed its plain green flag to a crescent moon, but I think they'll change it back.
It's only a phase, after all.
“A stockbroker urged me to buy a stock that would triple its value every year. I told him, ‘At my age, I don’t even buy green bananas.'”
Claude Pepper
The national news did a story on my friend's bumper crop of green citrus fruits.
He loves being in the limelight.
What do you call a pastor who wanders from town to town, looking for leafy green vegetables?
A romaine Catholic priest.
How do you get red color from green color?
You put frog in mixer.
What do Green Eggs and Ham and Fifty Shades of Grey have in common?
They both encourage people who can barely read to try new things.
What is green, red, yellow, purple and orange?
Colors.
What’s green and has wheels?
Grass, I lied about the wheels.
Does a green candle burn longer than a pink candle? No they both burn shorter.
Why did the sapling go to the doctor’s office? He was feeling a little green.
What has leaves, is green and a trunk? A houseplant heading on vacation.
Which football playoff team are Star Trek fans rooting for ?
The Green Bay Picards.
What’s that green head of something that is the main part of a salad?
Lettuce think about it.
What will you do if you come across a green alien? I’ll simply wait until it’s ripe.
Whats green and smells like bacon? Kermit the Frog's finger! Why do we cook bacon and bake cookies?