What do you call a knight in a cannibal village? Canned food.
What is a knight who has traveled all across the earth with a ship known as? He is known as Sir Cumnavigator.
What do you call a candle in armor?
A knight light
Which knight is the protector of foods?
Sir Anwrap
The castle and court of Camelot were famous for their knight-life.
What do you call 3 knights in a relationship?
Polyarmory
What would be one of the worst crimes to commit if you were a sheep living in the medieval times?
Muttiny
What do you call a cow apart of the Knights of the Round Table?
Sir Loin
What was that knight's name who would always go around and call other knights by their last names? Sir Name.
How did they name those guys who wore shiny armor in medieval times?
They couldn't think of a name, so they decided to call it a knight.
I killed all the knights in the Iron Keep, except one,
He was Allone
What do you think is the name of the knight who unexpectedly turned up at the battle? His name is Sir Prize.
What's the difference between Hanukkah and dragons?
One is eight nights while the other ate knights
How did knights in the middle-ages get across a moat?
Moataboat
What type of weapon does a vegetable knight use?
A-spear-iguess
These days, knights love to watch movies, and their favorite genre is the horror and the action genre. Also, I am pretty sure that their favorite movie is 'Knight Of The Living Dead.'
Although knights were considered protectors of the realm, they sometimes did get involved in the politics of their time. This was because the knights followed knight-wing politics.
Why was the knight fighting the tournament with a sword made from cheddar cheese? Because the cheese was extra sharp!
What do you call a Medieval knight who's always sure of himself?
Sir Tainly.
When does a medieval soldier sleep?
Knight time
Why did the king order his new castle be built in the evening?
For the night knights!
What was Camelot famous for?
It's knight life.
Who was King Arthur's alcoholic knight?
Sir Ohsis of the Liver
What is the name of that knight who is very fond of the sea and spends most of his time at sea beaches? We call him Sir Fer.
In the dark ages, the knights had to attend a special type of school. It was the Knight School.
In the medieval ages, many knights had to travel throughout day and night. In order to increase their visibility in darkness, they invented a device known as the knightvision goggles.
After which knight is a town in England named? Sir Rey!
The knight fell very sick over the weekend. He had a running temperature and was feeling very nauseous. The doctor called it the Saturday Knight Fever.
Did you know knights are known for wearing dishware?
Thats why they call it plate armor.
Where does King Arthur throw his stupid knights?
In the Dumbgeon.
Most of the knights of the round table of King Arthur were in their middle ages.
Did you know that back in medieval times, soldiers would sleep with lanterns next to them so they could see if something happened.
They were called "Knight Lights"
A knight bursts into a blacksmith and yells "You smelt my armor!"
The blacksmith was calm and collected and replied: "Yes, and what a lovely scent it had."
Who was the knight that was very secretive?
Sir Reptitious
There was this knight who would be always roasting whatever he would catch for food. Guess this is why he was known as the Bonfire Knight.
Vincent Van Gogh met a knight during the latter part of his life, who inspired him to draw one of his most famous paintings - The Starry Knight.
What should be the name of the knight who the King has appointed to carry a census of the land? He goes by the name Sir Vey.
Once upon a time, a knight hosted a live improvisational comedy show for everyone in town. It was known as 'Saturday Knight Live'.
What do you call a Korean knight who is looking for his lost belongings? He goes by the name Sir Ching!
King Arthur had a knight in charge of determining property boundaries.
Sir Veyor
When many knights were being killed by guns and bombs, the medieval scientist discovered a weapon that would destroy all their enemies. It was known as the knightrogen bomb!
I always knew that some knights had names that described their personality (like Lancelot the Brave), but I didn't realise nuns did that too until I became one...
I was Nun the Wiser.
What do you call a gathering of Arthur's Knights?
A Sir conference
The one time of the day when knights are willing to work is during the knightshift.
Lance is an uncommon name nowadays but in medieval times...
people were called Lance a lot.
My sister once took a knight as a dance partner to her high-school party because it was a prom knight.
What attracts knights in shining armor even more than damsels in distress?
Magnets
The fattest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference.
He acquired his size from too much pi.
What do you call Sir Lancelot when he is dancing and singing to his heart's content at a party? We call him Sir Dancelot.
A great knight became all discombobulated and lost his weapons...
He was all out of swords.
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