Although knights were considered protectors of the realm, they sometimes did get involved in the politics of their time. This was because the knights followed knight-wing politics.
A knight bursts into a blacksmith and yells "You smelt my armor!"
The blacksmith was calm and collected and replied: "Yes, and what a lovely scent it had."
Who was the knight that was very secretive?
Sir Reptitious
What do you call a gathering of Arthur's Knights?
A Sir conference
What is the name of that knight who is very fond of the sea and spends most of his time at sea beaches? We call him Sir Fer.
What was that knight's name who would always go around and call other knights by their last names? Sir Name.
A great knight became all discombobulated and lost his weapons...
He was all out of swords.
What was the name of the knight who made the round table of Sir Arthur perfect? He was a knight called Sir Cle.
My sister once took a knight as a dance partner to her high-school party because it was a prom knight.
I always knew that some knights had names that described their personality (like Lancelot the Brave), but I didn't realise nuns did that too until I became one...
I was Nun the Wiser.
Have you heard of the knight whose enemies were always lurking near him and following him? That knight went by the name of Sir Rounded.
What do you call a candle in armor?
A knight light
In the medieval ages, many knights had to travel throughout day and night. In order to increase their visibility in darkness, they invented a device known as the knightvision goggles.
What do you call a cow apart of the Knights of the Round Table?
Sir Loin
Once, a wizard had cursed a knight and turned him into a bird. To express his sorrow, he sang throughout the entire day because he had become a knightingle.
When does a medieval soldier sleep?
Knight time
Why was the medieval knight polishing his dress before going for the Queens's dinner party? Because he wanted to have a night in shining armor!
Why did Arthur have a round table?
So nobody could corner him!
What bird regales you with stories of middle earth, knights, and allegory?
Bard owl.
What do you call a knight that jousts all the time
Sir Lance-alot
What do you call a knight who wants to overthrow the King?
Sir Plant.
Vincent Van Gogh met a knight during the latter part of his life, who inspired him to draw one of his most famous paintings - The Starry Knight.
I killed all the knights in the Iron Keep, except one,
He was Allone
The knight fell very sick over the weekend. He had a running temperature and was feeling very nauseous. The doctor called it the Saturday Knight Fever.
What do you call Sir Lancelot when he is dancing and singing to his heart's content at a party? We call him Sir Dancelot.
What should be the name of the knight who the King has appointed to carry a census of the land? He goes by the name Sir Vey.
There was this knight who would be always roasting whatever he would catch for food. Guess this is why he was known as the Bonfire Knight.
What's the difference between Hanukkah and dragons?
One is eight nights while the other ate knights
What do you call a Korean knight who is looking for his lost belongings? He goes by the name Sir Ching!
The castle and court of Camelot were famous for their knight-life.
Where does King Arthur throw his stupid knights?
In the Dumbgeon.
What do you call a knight who just wants to fight with an opponent on level grounds? He is called Sir Face!
King Arthur had a knight in charge of determining property boundaries.
Sir Veyor
What do you think is the name of the knight who unexpectedly turned up at the battle? His name is Sir Prize.
What would be one of the worst crimes to commit if you were a sheep living in the medieval times?
Muttiny
Did you know knights are known for wearing dishware?
Thats why they call it plate armor.
A knight asks a squire for the time
The squire says: it seems to be 3 pm
The knights shuts his visor and says: no, its knight time
Why are automatic doors like knights?
Because they're chivalrous!
In the dark ages, the knights had to attend a special type of school. It was the Knight School.
Most of the knights of the round table of King Arthur were in their middle ages.
There were two knights who were fighting a long duel with each other. The fight ended when one of them chopped off the other's leg- guess the knight was defeeted.
The fattest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference.
He acquired his size from too much pi.
What is a knight who has traveled all across the earth with a ship known as? He is known as Sir Cumnavigator.
When does a medieval soldier sleep?
Knight time
The one time of the day when knights are willing to work is during the knightshift.
Knights have always used one type of lamp since medieval times. These lamps are now called Knight Lamps.
What is the name of the knight that spreads all the rumors and news of the court and the king amongst the people? Sir Culate.
Why did the king order his new castle be built in the evening?
For the night knights!
Once upon a time, a knight hosted a live improvisational comedy show for everyone in town. It was known as 'Saturday Knight Live'.
Where does a Knights templar keep his valuables?
A deus vult
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