What do you call a knight who is afraid to fight?
Sir Render
When many knights were being killed by guns and bombs, the medieval scientist discovered a weapon that would destroy all their enemies. It was known as the knightrogen bomb!
Vincent Van Gogh met a knight during the latter part of his life, who inspired him to draw one of his most famous paintings - The Starry Knight.
What was written on a knight's headstone?
Rust in peace.
Why does England always get attacked in the summer?
Because the Knights are shorter then.
Who was the knight that was very secretive?
Sir Reptitious
The fattest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference.
He acquired his size from too much pi.
What would be one of the worst crimes to commit if you were a sheep living in the medieval times?
Muttiny
Once upon a time, a knight hosted a live improvisational comedy show for everyone in town. It was known as 'Saturday Knight Live'.
How did they name those guys who wore shiny armor in medieval times?
They couldn't think of a name, so they decided to call it a knight.
I always knew that some knights had names that described their personality (like Lancelot the Brave), but I didn't realise nuns did that too until I became one...
I was Nun the Wiser.
What was that knight's name who would always go around and call other knights by their last names? Sir Name.
What bird regales you with stories of middle earth, knights, and allegory?
Bard owl.
What is the name of that knight who is very fond of the sea and spends most of his time at sea beaches? We call him Sir Fer.
A great knight became all discombobulated and lost his weapons...
He was all out of swords.
How can you tell a sword is a knights favorite weapon?
He doesn't use a lance a lot.
After which knight is a town in England named? Sir Rey!
Why was the medieval knight polishing his dress before going for the Queens's dinner party? Because he wanted to have a night in shining armor!
What do you call a knight in a cannibal village? Canned food.
Why was the knight fighting the tournament with a sword made from cheddar cheese? Because the cheese was extra sharp!
Which one of King Arthur's knights named the Round Table?
Sir Cumference
My sister once took a knight as a dance partner to her high-school party because it was a prom knight.
A knight bursts into a blacksmith and yells "You smelt my armor!"
The blacksmith was calm and collected and replied: "Yes, and what a lovely scent it had."
What do you call a Korean knight who is looking for his lost belongings? He goes by the name Sir Ching!
When does a medieval soldier sleep?
Knight time
In the medieval ages, many knights had to travel throughout day and night. In order to increase their visibility in darkness, they invented a device known as the knightvision goggles.
Lance is an uncommon name nowadays but in medieval times...
people were called Lance a lot.
Why did the king order his new castle be built in the evening?
For the night knights!
What do you name a knight who has been able to persevere through all the barriers in his way? A Sir Vivor!
What did King Arthur call his sneakiest knight?
Sir Valence.
Once, a wizard had cursed a knight and turned him into a bird. To express his sorrow, he sang throughout the entire day because he had become a knightingle.
What do you call a Medieval knight who's always sure of himself?
Sir Tainly.
Which knight is the protector of foods?
Sir Anwrap
Why are automatic doors like knights?
Because they're chivalrous!
What type of weapon does a vegetable knight use?
A-spear-iguess
Although knights were considered protectors of the realm, they sometimes did get involved in the politics of their time. This was because the knights followed knight-wing politics.
These days, knights love to watch movies, and their favorite genre is the horror and the action genre. Also, I am pretty sure that their favorite movie is 'Knight Of The Living Dead.'
What do you call a cow apart of the Knights of the Round Table?
Sir Loin
In the dark ages, the knights had to attend a special type of school. It was the Knight School.
Most of the knights of the round table of King Arthur were in their middle ages.
There was this knight who would be always roasting whatever he would catch for food. Guess this is why he was known as the Bonfire Knight.
What do you call a candle in armor?
A knight light
What do you call a knight who wants to overthrow the King?
Sir Plant.
What's the difference between Hanukkah and dragons?
One is eight nights while the other ate knights
What do you call a knight who just wants to fight with an opponent on level grounds? He is called Sir Face!
The one time of the day when knights are willing to work is during the knightshift.
How did knights in the middle-ages get across a moat?
Moataboat
Where does a Knights templar keep his valuables?
A deus vult
What do you call 3 knights in a relationship?
Polyarmory
What was Camelot famous for?
It's knight life.
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