What was the name of the knight who made the round table of Sir Arthur perfect? He was a knight called Sir Cle.
What do you call a cow apart of the Knights of the Round Table?
Sir Loin
Once upon a time, a knight hosted a live improvisational comedy show for everyone in town. It was known as 'Saturday Knight Live'.
I always knew that some knights had names that described their personality (like Lancelot the Brave), but I didn't realise nuns did that too until I became one...
I was Nun the Wiser.
What should be the name of the knight who the King has appointed to carry a census of the land? He goes by the name Sir Vey.
What do you call a Korean knight who is looking for his lost belongings? He goes by the name Sir Ching!
Why was the medieval knight polishing his dress before going for the Queens's dinner party? Because he wanted to have a night in shining armor!
What do you call a knight that jousts all the time
Sir Lance-alot
What do you call a Medieval knight who's always sure of himself?
Sir Tainly.
Where does a Knights templar keep his valuables?
A deus vult
What was Camelot famous for?
It's knight life.
Once, a wizard had cursed a knight and turned him into a bird. To express his sorrow, he sang throughout the entire day because he had become a knightingle.
What do you call Sir Lancelot when he is dancing and singing to his heart's content at a party? We call him Sir Dancelot.
How did knights in the middle-ages get across a moat?
Moataboat
When does a medieval soldier sleep?
Knight time
These days, knights love to watch movies, and their favorite genre is the horror and the action genre. Also, I am pretty sure that their favorite movie is 'Knight Of The Living Dead.'
What do you name a knight who has been able to persevere through all the barriers in his way? A Sir Vivor!
How can you tell a sword is a knights favorite weapon?
He doesn't use a lance a lot.
What do you think is the name of the knight who unexpectedly turned up at the battle? His name is Sir Prize.
What do you call a knight in a cannibal village? Canned food.
Have you heard of the knight whose enemies were always lurking near him and following him? That knight went by the name of Sir Rounded.
What do you call a knight who wants to overthrow the King?
Sir Plant.
In the medieval ages, many knights had to travel throughout day and night. In order to increase their visibility in darkness, they invented a device known as the knightvision goggles.
Who was King Arthur's alcoholic knight?
Sir Ohsis of the Liver
Lance is an uncommon name nowadays but in medieval times...
people were called Lance a lot.
A knight bursts into a blacksmith and yells "You smelt my armor!"
The blacksmith was calm and collected and replied: "Yes, and what a lovely scent it had."
What would be one of the worst crimes to commit if you were a sheep living in the medieval times?
Muttiny
How did they name those guys who wore shiny armor in medieval times?
They couldn't think of a name, so they decided to call it a knight.
What is the name of the knight that spreads all the rumors and news of the court and the king amongst the people? Sir Culate.
What do you call a gathering of Arthur's Knights?
A Sir conference
Why are automatic doors like knights?
Because they're chivalrous!
The one time of the day when knights are willing to work is during the knightshift.
Most of the knights of the round table of King Arthur were in their middle ages.
A knight asks a squire for the time
The squire says: it seems to be 3 pm
The knights shuts his visor and says: no, its knight time
What is the name of that knight who is very fond of the sea and spends most of his time at sea beaches? We call him Sir Fer.
The fattest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference.
He acquired his size from too much pi.
Which knight is the protector of foods?
Sir Anwrap
Why does England always get attacked in the summer?
Because the Knights are shorter then.
What was the nickname for the knight who ruled the fort?
"Fortnite"
The knight fell very sick over the weekend. He had a running temperature and was feeling very nauseous. The doctor called it the Saturday Knight Fever.
The castle and court of Camelot were famous for their knight-life.
In the dark ages, the knights had to attend a special type of school. It was the Knight School.
Although knights were considered protectors of the realm, they sometimes did get involved in the politics of their time. This was because the knights followed knight-wing politics.
What attracts knights in shining armor even more than damsels in distress?
Magnets
King Arthur had a knight in charge of determining property boundaries.
Sir Veyor
Who was the knight that was very secretive?
Sir Reptitious
Vincent Van Gogh met a knight during the latter part of his life, who inspired him to draw one of his most famous paintings - The Starry Knight.
What do you call a candle in armor?
A knight light
What type of weapon does a vegetable knight use?
A-spear-iguess
When many knights were being killed by guns and bombs, the medieval scientist discovered a weapon that would destroy all their enemies. It was known as the knightrogen bomb!