What do you call a Korean knight who is looking for his lost belongings? He goes by the name Sir Ching!
How did knights in the middle-ages get across a moat?
Moataboat
A knight asks a squire for the time
The squire says: it seems to be 3 pm
The knights shuts his visor and says: no, its knight time
These days, knights love to watch movies, and their favorite genre is the horror and the action genre. Also, I am pretty sure that their favorite movie is 'Knight Of The Living Dead.'
Did you know knights are known for wearing dishware?
Thats why they call it plate armor.
There was this knight who would be always roasting whatever he would catch for food. Guess this is why he was known as the Bonfire Knight.
A great knight became all discombobulated and lost his weapons...
He was all out of swords.
When many knights were being killed by guns and bombs, the medieval scientist discovered a weapon that would destroy all their enemies. It was known as the knightrogen bomb!
What was written on a knight's headstone?
Rust in peace.
Most of the knights of the round table of King Arthur were in their middle ages.
Have you heard of the knight whose enemies were always lurking near him and following him? That knight went by the name of Sir Rounded.
How did they name those guys who wore shiny armor in medieval times?
They couldn't think of a name, so they decided to call it a knight.
Vincent Van Gogh met a knight during the latter part of his life, who inspired him to draw one of his most famous paintings - The Starry Knight.
Why was the medieval knight polishing his dress before going for the Queens's dinner party? Because he wanted to have a night in shining armor!
What do you name a knight who has been able to persevere through all the barriers in his way? A Sir Vivor!
What bird regales you with stories of middle earth, knights, and allegory?
Bard owl.
When does a medieval soldier sleep?
Knight time
What do you call 3 knights in a relationship?
Polyarmory
The one time of the day when knights are willing to work is during the knightshift.
King Arthur had a knight in charge of determining property boundaries.
Sir Veyor
What do you call a knight who is afraid to fight?
Sir Render
What was Camelot famous for?
It's knight life.
What type of weapon does a vegetable knight use?
A-spear-iguess
What was the nickname for the knight who ruled the fort?
"Fortnite"
What was that knight's name who would always go around and call other knights by their last names? Sir Name.
The castle and court of Camelot were famous for their knight-life.
Why did Arthur have a round table?
So nobody could corner him!
In the medieval ages, many knights had to travel throughout day and night. In order to increase their visibility in darkness, they invented a device known as the knightvision goggles.
How can you tell a sword is a knights favorite weapon?
He doesn't use a lance a lot.
What is a knight who has traveled all across the earth with a ship known as? He is known as Sir Cumnavigator.
What do you think is the name of the knight who unexpectedly turned up at the battle? His name is Sir Prize.
Once upon a time, a knight hosted a live improvisational comedy show for everyone in town. It was known as 'Saturday Knight Live'.
I always knew that some knights had names that described their personality (like Lancelot the Brave), but I didn't realise nuns did that too until I became one...
I was Nun the Wiser.
Did you know that back in medieval times, soldiers would sleep with lanterns next to them so they could see if something happened.
They were called "Knight Lights"
What is the name of the knight that spreads all the rumors and news of the court and the king amongst the people? Sir Culate.
Who was King Arthur's alcoholic knight?
Sir Ohsis of the Liver
What do you call a knight who wants to overthrow the King?
Sir Plant.
Once, a wizard had cursed a knight and turned him into a bird. To express his sorrow, he sang throughout the entire day because he had become a knightingle.
My sister once took a knight as a dance partner to her high-school party because it was a prom knight.
What do you call a knight in a cannibal village? Canned food.
What was the name of the knight who made the round table of Sir Arthur perfect? He was a knight called Sir Cle.
What do you call a cow apart of the Knights of the Round Table?
Sir Loin
When does a medieval soldier sleep?
Knight time
Who was the knight that was very secretive?
Sir Reptitious
Knights have always used one type of lamp since medieval times. These lamps are now called Knight Lamps.
What should be the name of the knight who the King has appointed to carry a census of the land? He goes by the name Sir Vey.
Which knight is the protector of foods?
Sir Anwrap
What do you call a Medieval knight who's always sure of himself?
Sir Tainly.
Why are automatic doors like knights?
Because they're chivalrous!
What attracts knights in shining armor even more than damsels in distress?
Magnets