Did you know knights are known for wearing dishware?
Thats why they call it plate armor.
There was this knight who would be always roasting whatever he would catch for food. Guess this is why he was known as the Bonfire Knight.
Why did Arthur have a round table?
So nobody could corner him!
Have you heard of the knight whose enemies were always lurking near him and following him? That knight went by the name of Sir Rounded.
Which knight is the protector of foods?
Sir Anwrap
What do you call a knight who is afraid to fight?
Sir Render
What is the name of that knight who is very fond of the sea and spends most of his time at sea beaches? We call him Sir Fer.
What was written on a knight's headstone?
Rust in peace.
In the dark ages, the knights had to attend a special type of school. It was the Knight School.
What was the name of the knight who made the round table of Sir Arthur perfect? He was a knight called Sir Cle.
A knight bursts into a blacksmith and yells "You smelt my armor!"
The blacksmith was calm and collected and replied: "Yes, and what a lovely scent it had."
Why was the knight fighting the tournament with a sword made from cheddar cheese? Because the cheese was extra sharp!
What do you call a knight in a cannibal village? Canned food.
Once, a wizard had cursed a knight and turned him into a bird. To express his sorrow, he sang throughout the entire day because he had become a knightingle.
What do you call a candle in armor?
A knight light
What type of weapon does a vegetable knight use?
A-spear-iguess
Why does England always get attacked in the summer?
Because the Knights are shorter then.
How can you tell a sword is a knights favorite weapon?
He doesn't use a lance a lot.
In the medieval ages, many knights had to travel throughout day and night. In order to increase their visibility in darkness, they invented a device known as the knightvision goggles.
A great knight became all discombobulated and lost his weapons...
He was all out of swords.
What do you call a knight who just wants to fight with an opponent on level grounds? He is called Sir Face!
What do you think is the name of the knight who unexpectedly turned up at the battle? His name is Sir Prize.
There were two knights who were fighting a long duel with each other. The fight ended when one of them chopped off the other's leg- guess the knight was defeeted.
Why was the medieval knight polishing his dress before going for the Queens's dinner party? Because he wanted to have a night in shining armor!
Which one of King Arthur's knights named the Round Table?
Sir Cumference
What should be the name of the knight who the King has appointed to carry a census of the land? He goes by the name Sir Vey.
What do you call a Korean knight who is looking for his lost belongings? He goes by the name Sir Ching!
What was Camelot famous for?
It's knight life.
Knights have always used one type of lamp since medieval times. These lamps are now called Knight Lamps.
How did knights in the middle-ages get across a moat?
Moataboat
The fattest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference.
He acquired his size from too much pi.
The knight fell very sick over the weekend. He had a running temperature and was feeling very nauseous. The doctor called it the Saturday Knight Fever.
What is the name of the knight that spreads all the rumors and news of the court and the king amongst the people? Sir Culate.
Where does a Knights templar keep his valuables?
A deus vult
What did King Arthur call his sneakiest knight?
Sir Valence.
Most of the knights of the round table of King Arthur were in their middle ages.
Lance is an uncommon name nowadays but in medieval times...
people were called Lance a lot.
Who was the knight that was very secretive?
Sir Reptitious
What do you name a knight who has been able to persevere through all the barriers in his way? A Sir Vivor!
What do you call Sir Lancelot when he is dancing and singing to his heart's content at a party? We call him Sir Dancelot.
What do you call a knight that jousts all the time
Sir Lance-alot
How did they name those guys who wore shiny armor in medieval times?
They couldn't think of a name, so they decided to call it a knight.
Why are automatic doors like knights?
Because they're chivalrous!
What do you call a Medieval knight who's always sure of himself?
Sir Tainly.
Although knights were considered protectors of the realm, they sometimes did get involved in the politics of their time. This was because the knights followed knight-wing politics.
What do you call a gathering of Arthur's Knights?
A Sir conference
My sister once took a knight as a dance partner to her high-school party because it was a prom knight.
Who was King Arthur's alcoholic knight?
Sir Ohsis of the Liver
What attracts knights in shining armor even more than damsels in distress?
Magnets
A knight asks a squire for the time
The squire says: it seems to be 3 pm
The knights shuts his visor and says: no, its knight time
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