How can you tell a sword is a knights favorite weapon?
He doesn't use a lance a lot.
Once, a wizard had cursed a knight and turned him into a bird. To express his sorrow, he sang throughout the entire day because he had become a knightingle.
The one time of the day when knights are willing to work is during the knightshift.
What was the nickname for the knight who ruled the fort?
"Fortnite"
What do you call a gathering of Arthur's Knights?
A Sir conference
What is a knight who has traveled all across the earth with a ship known as? He is known as Sir Cumnavigator.
There were two knights who were fighting a long duel with each other. The fight ended when one of them chopped off the other's leg- guess the knight was defeeted.
Vincent Van Gogh met a knight during the latter part of his life, who inspired him to draw one of his most famous paintings - The Starry Knight.
What attracts knights in shining armor even more than damsels in distress?
Magnets
What was that knight's name who would always go around and call other knights by their last names? Sir Name.
Did you know that back in medieval times, soldiers would sleep with lanterns next to them so they could see if something happened.
They were called "Knight Lights"
What do you call a knight who wants to overthrow the King?
Sir Plant.
I always knew that some knights had names that described their personality (like Lancelot the Brave), but I didn't realise nuns did that too until I became one...
I was Nun the Wiser.
What is the name of that knight who is very fond of the sea and spends most of his time at sea beaches? We call him Sir Fer.
Who was King Arthur's alcoholic knight?
Sir Ohsis of the Liver
The fattest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference.
He acquired his size from too much pi.
Why did Arthur have a round table?
So nobody could corner him!
What do you call a cow apart of the Knights of the Round Table?
Sir Loin
My sister once took a knight as a dance partner to her high-school party because it was a prom knight.
In the medieval ages, many knights had to travel throughout day and night. In order to increase their visibility in darkness, they invented a device known as the knightvision goggles.
What do you call Sir Lancelot when he is dancing and singing to his heart's content at a party? We call him Sir Dancelot.
What should be the name of the knight who the King has appointed to carry a census of the land? He goes by the name Sir Vey.
A great knight became all discombobulated and lost his weapons...
He was all out of swords.
Why was the medieval knight polishing his dress before going for the Queens's dinner party? Because he wanted to have a night in shining armor!
The castle and court of Camelot were famous for their knight-life.
What was the name of the knight who made the round table of Sir Arthur perfect? He was a knight called Sir Cle.
What do you think is the name of the knight who unexpectedly turned up at the battle? His name is Sir Prize.
What's the difference between Hanukkah and dragons?
One is eight nights while the other ate knights
After which knight is a town in England named? Sir Rey!
When many knights were being killed by guns and bombs, the medieval scientist discovered a weapon that would destroy all their enemies. It was known as the knightrogen bomb!
These days, knights love to watch movies, and their favorite genre is the horror and the action genre. Also, I am pretty sure that their favorite movie is 'Knight Of The Living Dead.'
How did they name those guys who wore shiny armor in medieval times?
They couldn't think of a name, so they decided to call it a knight.
Why was the knight fighting the tournament with a sword made from cheddar cheese? Because the cheese was extra sharp!
What do you call a knight in a cannibal village? Canned food.
When does a medieval soldier sleep?
Knight time
What do you name a knight who has been able to persevere through all the barriers in his way? A Sir Vivor!
Although knights were considered protectors of the realm, they sometimes did get involved in the politics of their time. This was because the knights followed knight-wing politics.
How did knights in the middle-ages get across a moat?
Moataboat
What do you call a knight who just wants to fight with an opponent on level grounds? He is called Sir Face!
Who was the knight that was very secretive?
Sir Reptitious
Why are automatic doors like knights?
Because they're chivalrous!
What type of weapon does a vegetable knight use?
A-spear-iguess
What do you call a knight who is afraid to fight?
Sir Render
Where does King Arthur throw his stupid knights?
In the Dumbgeon.
Where does a Knights templar keep his valuables?
A deus vult
When does a medieval soldier sleep?
Knight time
A knight asks a squire for the time
The squire says: it seems to be 3 pm
The knights shuts his visor and says: no, its knight time
What do you call a Medieval knight who's always sure of himself?
Sir Tainly.
Once upon a time, a knight hosted a live improvisational comedy show for everyone in town. It was known as 'Saturday Knight Live'.
King Arthur had a knight in charge of determining property boundaries.
Sir Veyor
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