Why did Arthur have a round table?
So nobody could corner him!
Where does a Knights templar keep his valuables?
A deus vult
Although knights were considered protectors of the realm, they sometimes did get involved in the politics of their time. This was because the knights followed knight-wing politics.
Where does King Arthur throw his stupid knights?
In the Dumbgeon.
What type of weapon does a vegetable knight use?
A-spear-iguess
The fattest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference.
He acquired his size from too much pi.
A knight bursts into a blacksmith and yells "You smelt my armor!"
The blacksmith was calm and collected and replied: "Yes, and what a lovely scent it had."
What is the name of the knight that spreads all the rumors and news of the court and the king amongst the people? Sir Culate.
Lance is an uncommon name nowadays but in medieval times...
people were called Lance a lot.
What would be one of the worst crimes to commit if you were a sheep living in the medieval times?
Muttiny
What do you call a Korean knight who is looking for his lost belongings? He goes by the name Sir Ching!
The castle and court of Camelot were famous for their knight-life.
Which knight is the protector of foods?
Sir Anwrap
Have you heard of the knight whose enemies were always lurking near him and following him? That knight went by the name of Sir Rounded.
What do you call a knight that jousts all the time
Sir Lance-alot
I always knew that some knights had names that described their personality (like Lancelot the Brave), but I didn't realise nuns did that too until I became one...
I was Nun the Wiser.
What was Camelot famous for?
It's knight life.
Knights have always used one type of lamp since medieval times. These lamps are now called Knight Lamps.
Why did the king order his new castle be built in the evening?
For the night knights!
Which one of King Arthur's knights named the Round Table?
Sir Cumference
How can you tell a sword is a knights favorite weapon?
He doesn't use a lance a lot.
Who was King Arthur's alcoholic knight?
Sir Ohsis of the Liver
What do you call a gathering of Arthur's Knights?
A Sir conference
When many knights were being killed by guns and bombs, the medieval scientist discovered a weapon that would destroy all their enemies. It was known as the knightrogen bomb!
What do you call a knight who wants to overthrow the King?
Sir Plant.
Why was the knight fighting the tournament with a sword made from cheddar cheese? Because the cheese was extra sharp!
After which knight is a town in England named? Sir Rey!
The knight fell very sick over the weekend. He had a running temperature and was feeling very nauseous. The doctor called it the Saturday Knight Fever.
What's the difference between Hanukkah and dragons?
One is eight nights while the other ate knights
I killed all the knights in the Iron Keep, except one,
He was Allone
In the medieval ages, many knights had to travel throughout day and night. In order to increase their visibility in darkness, they invented a device known as the knightvision goggles.
What do you call a knight in a cannibal village? Canned food.
Once, a wizard had cursed a knight and turned him into a bird. To express his sorrow, he sang throughout the entire day because he had become a knightingle.
What was the nickname for the knight who ruled the fort?
"Fortnite"
What do you call Sir Lancelot when he is dancing and singing to his heart's content at a party? We call him Sir Dancelot.
What was the name of the knight who made the round table of Sir Arthur perfect? He was a knight called Sir Cle.
What do you call a candle in armor?
A knight light
Why does England always get attacked in the summer?
Because the Knights are shorter then.
What do you think is the name of the knight who unexpectedly turned up at the battle? His name is Sir Prize.
What do you call a knight who is afraid to fight?
Sir Render
How did knights in the middle-ages get across a moat?
Moataboat
What attracts knights in shining armor even more than damsels in distress?
Magnets
Why are automatic doors like knights?
Because they're chivalrous!
Once upon a time, a knight hosted a live improvisational comedy show for everyone in town. It was known as 'Saturday Knight Live'.
These days, knights love to watch movies, and their favorite genre is the horror and the action genre. Also, I am pretty sure that their favorite movie is 'Knight Of The Living Dead.'
A knight asks a squire for the time
The squire says: it seems to be 3 pm
The knights shuts his visor and says: no, its knight time
What is the name of that knight who is very fond of the sea and spends most of his time at sea beaches? We call him Sir Fer.
What do you call a knight who just wants to fight with an opponent on level grounds? He is called Sir Face!
What was that knight's name who would always go around and call other knights by their last names? Sir Name.
What bird regales you with stories of middle earth, knights, and allegory?
Bard owl.
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