What would be one of the worst crimes to commit if you were a sheep living in the medieval times?
Muttiny
What do you call a Korean knight who is looking for his lost belongings? He goes by the name Sir Ching!
Why was the medieval knight polishing his dress before going for the Queens's dinner party? Because he wanted to have a night in shining armor!
Who was King Arthur's alcoholic knight?
Sir Ohsis of the Liver
What is the name of the knight that spreads all the rumors and news of the court and the king amongst the people? Sir Culate.
What do you call a knight that jousts all the time
Sir Lance-alot
What is a knight who has traveled all across the earth with a ship known as? He is known as Sir Cumnavigator.
What do you call a knight who just wants to fight with an opponent on level grounds? He is called Sir Face!
When many knights were being killed by guns and bombs, the medieval scientist discovered a weapon that would destroy all their enemies. It was known as the knightrogen bomb!
Where does a Knights templar keep his valuables?
A deus vult
The castle and court of Camelot were famous for their knight-life.
Vincent Van Gogh met a knight during the latter part of his life, who inspired him to draw one of his most famous paintings - The Starry Knight.
Which knight is the protector of foods?
Sir Anwrap
What was that knight's name who would always go around and call other knights by their last names? Sir Name.
What do you call a knight in a cannibal village? Canned food.
The knight fell very sick over the weekend. He had a running temperature and was feeling very nauseous. The doctor called it the Saturday Knight Fever.
Knights have always used one type of lamp since medieval times. These lamps are now called Knight Lamps.
What do you call a gathering of Arthur's Knights?
A Sir conference
What was Camelot famous for?
It's knight life.
What type of weapon does a vegetable knight use?
A-spear-iguess
A knight asks a squire for the time
The squire says: it seems to be 3 pm
The knights shuts his visor and says: no, its knight time
A knight bursts into a blacksmith and yells "You smelt my armor!"
The blacksmith was calm and collected and replied: "Yes, and what a lovely scent it had."
Why was the knight fighting the tournament with a sword made from cheddar cheese? Because the cheese was extra sharp!
How did they name those guys who wore shiny armor in medieval times?
They couldn't think of a name, so they decided to call it a knight.
Once upon a time, a knight hosted a live improvisational comedy show for everyone in town. It was known as 'Saturday Knight Live'.
What attracts knights in shining armor even more than damsels in distress?
Magnets
When does a medieval soldier sleep?
Knight time
What should be the name of the knight who the King has appointed to carry a census of the land? He goes by the name Sir Vey.
Although knights were considered protectors of the realm, they sometimes did get involved in the politics of their time. This was because the knights followed knight-wing politics.
Where does King Arthur throw his stupid knights?
In the Dumbgeon.
My sister once took a knight as a dance partner to her high-school party because it was a prom knight.
What was the nickname for the knight who ruled the fort?
"Fortnite"
Why did the king order his new castle be built in the evening?
For the night knights!
A great knight became all discombobulated and lost his weapons...
He was all out of swords.
What bird regales you with stories of middle earth, knights, and allegory?
Bard owl.
There were two knights who were fighting a long duel with each other. The fight ended when one of them chopped off the other's leg- guess the knight was defeeted.
After which knight is a town in England named? Sir Rey!
How did knights in the middle-ages get across a moat?
Moataboat
What do you call a Medieval knight who's always sure of himself?
Sir Tainly.
Why did Arthur have a round table?
So nobody could corner him!
Why does England always get attacked in the summer?
Because the Knights are shorter then.
Did you know knights are known for wearing dishware?
Thats why they call it plate armor.
How can you tell a sword is a knights favorite weapon?
He doesn't use a lance a lot.
Did you know that back in medieval times, soldiers would sleep with lanterns next to them so they could see if something happened.
They were called "Knight Lights"
These days, knights love to watch movies, and their favorite genre is the horror and the action genre. Also, I am pretty sure that their favorite movie is 'Knight Of The Living Dead.'
What is the name of that knight who is very fond of the sea and spends most of his time at sea beaches? We call him Sir Fer.
In the medieval ages, many knights had to travel throughout day and night. In order to increase their visibility in darkness, they invented a device known as the knightvision goggles.
Most of the knights of the round table of King Arthur were in their middle ages.
The fattest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference.
He acquired his size from too much pi.
Why are automatic doors like knights?
Because they're chivalrous!
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