Knight Puns

You will Sir-Tainly laugh at these wack knight puns.

Why does England always get attacked in the summer?
Because the Knights are shorter then.
What bird regales you with stories of middle earth, knights, and allegory?
Bard owl.
The castle and court of Camelot were famous for their knight-life.
Once upon a time, a knight hosted a live improvisational comedy show for everyone in town. It was known as 'Saturday Knight Live'.
What was Camelot famous for?
It's knight life.
I always knew that some knights had names that described their personality (like Lancelot the Brave), but I didn't realise nuns did that too until I became one...
I was Nun the Wiser.
What is the name of the knight that spreads all the rumors and news of the court and the king amongst the people? Sir Culate.
The knight fell very sick over the weekend. He had a running temperature and was feeling very nauseous. The doctor called it the Saturday Knight Fever.
Did you know that back in medieval times, soldiers would sleep with lanterns next to them so they could see if something happened.
They were called "Knight Lights"
What type of weapon does a vegetable knight use?
A-spear-iguess
What was the name of the knight who made the round table of Sir Arthur perfect? He was a knight called Sir Cle.
A knight asks a squire for the time
The squire says: it seems to be 3 pm
The knights shuts his visor and says: no, its knight time
What attracts knights in shining armor even more than damsels in distress?
Magnets
When does a medieval soldier sleep?
Knight time
What was the nickname for the knight who ruled the fort?
"Fortnite"
There were two knights who were fighting a long duel with each other. The fight ended when one of them chopped off the other's leg- guess the knight was defeeted.
My sister once took a knight as a dance partner to her high-school party because it was a prom knight.
What do you call a gathering of Arthur's Knights?
A Sir conference
There was this knight who would be always roasting whatever he would catch for food. Guess this is why he was known as the Bonfire Knight.
A great knight became all discombobulated and lost his weapons...
He was all out of swords.
Once, a wizard had cursed a knight and turned him into a bird. To express his sorrow, he sang throughout the entire day because he had become a knightingle.
The fattest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference.
He acquired his size from too much pi.
What do you call a knight who is afraid to fight?
Sir Render
Knights have always used one type of lamp since medieval times. These lamps are now called Knight Lamps.
What was written on a knight's headstone?
Rust in peace.
What do you call a Korean knight who is looking for his lost belongings? He goes by the name Sir Ching!
What was that knight's name who would always go around and call other knights by their last names? Sir Name.
What's the difference between Hanukkah and dragons?
One is eight nights while the other ate knights
What would be one of the worst crimes to commit if you were a sheep living in the medieval times?
Muttiny
What do you call a Medieval knight who's always sure of himself?
Sir Tainly.
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