Across Jokes

What's one of the worst things you could come across while surfing the web?
Your keyboard.
Hey girl, I'd swim across the ocean just to see you smile.
What did the steak say when he came across his nemesis? Ah, we meat again!”
Can I bother you for an aspirin tablet? Just looking at you from across the room is giving me heart-related pains.
What is a knight who has traveled all across the earth with a ship known as? He is known as Sir Cumnavigator.
How did knights in the middle-ages get across a moat?
A family of beavers were walking across a river. During that time, the dad said to the family: “Dam it.”
When you come across a strawberry that uses foul language, it must be berry rude.
I came across a man who was eating strawberries at the bank. He told me he wanted to eat rich food.
When you come across oranges wearing suntan lotion, don’t judge them harshly. They do so in order not to peel.
Hey, my friend just saw you from across the Salsa line. You’re the cause of the Hispanic attack.
I came across an injured flamingo the other day. I tried to help, but luckily it was already receiving medical tweetment.
In spite of all restrictions because of Covid, diplomats are allowed to travel freely across countries.
Because they have immunity.
I hope you like dragons, because I'll be dragon my balls across your face tonight.
How Much Do You Charge? A man finds himself in need of a good lawyer. He finds one online and goes to his office. After being allowed inside, he sits across from the lawyer. He needs legal help, but he wants to make sure he can afford it first. “Can you tell me how much you charge?” he asks. “Of course,” the lawyer replies, “I charge $800 to answer three questions.” The man was alarmed. “Don’t you think that’s an awful lot of money to answer three questions?” He inquired. “Yes it is”, answers the lawyer, “What’s your third question?”
I started dating the girl across the street. Honestly, lawn-distance relationships aren’t that hard.
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