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When the basketball realized all the checks were bouncing, he decided to visit the bank himself to find out.
“It’s a boy!” I shouted, with tears rolling down my face. “It’s a boy! I don’t believe it!”
And it was at that point that I resolved never to visit Thailand again.
The Little Boy and the Gravestones
The Little Boy and the Gravestones A woman takes her little boy to visit their dead relatives' gravestones at a cemetery. The little boy has never been to a cemetery before. The woman first takes her son her grandmother Annie's gravestone. The initials under Annie's name say R.I.P. The little boy asks, "Mommy, what does R.I.P. stand for?" His mother replies, "It stands for 'Rest in Peace.' That means we wish for Grandma Annie's spirit to find peace in the afterlife." Then, they come across the gravestone of the woman's uncle Joe. The little boy asks, "Mommy, what does R.I.H. stand for?", pointing to the initials printed under Uncle Joe's name. "We really didn't like Uncle Joe." Said his mother.
What kind of tropical fruit wants to visit the moon?
A Coco-naut
A detective recently came into town to visit the new sushi restaurant
He heard there was a fishy business.
What did the baby rabbit say before his favorite holiday? I carrot wait for the Easter Bunny to visit.
What happened to the zombie that made him visit the doctor? He had a crummy feeling.
Why would an oreo cookie need to visit a dentist? To get a filling replacement.


What do you call two cookies from the same cookie sheet who fall in love? A batch made in heaven.
The Scotland football team went to visit an orphanage in Kazakhstan this morning. "It's good to put a smile on the faces of people with no hope, constantly struggling and facing the impossible"
said Anatoly, aged 6.
The year is 2219
A dishevelled white haired man crosses the desert that was once the English Channel from the United Kingdom of England to visit the capital of the Eurasian Empire in Brussels. As has been the case for 200 years, he delivers an unsigned letter and returns home, only to repeat the process again the next year. The true meaning of the ritual is lost in the annals of history but many believe it goes back to the days of a mythical quest they called Brexit.
What country do cows love to visit?
Moo Zealand.