Vegetable

What do you call an epileptic in a vegetable garden? Seizure Salad
Whats the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.
Whats the hardest part about eating a vegetable? Putting her back in the wheelchair when your done.
How do you cheer up the patients at the vegetable hospital?
Bring a sick beet.
What vegetable is not allowed on ships? Leeks.
What do you call an epileptic in a vegetable garden Seizure salad
If you were a vegetable you'd be a cutecumber.
What is a flower’s favorite vegetable?
Cauliflower.
You Are What You Eat
You Are What You Eat One day two accountants, who were best friends, were walking together down the street. One was a vegetarian and constantly berated the other for eating meat. After stopping for a hot dog, the vegetarian erupted "Why do you eat meat?, Do you even know what's in that hot dog? You know, you are what you eat!" The carnivore replied "I am what I eat, an uncontrollable vicious animal (beating his chest)." As they stepped off the curb a speeding car came around the corner and ran the vegetarian over. The carnivore called 911 and helped his injured friend as best he was able. The injured vegetarian was taken to emergency at the hospital and rushed into surgery. After a long and agonizing wait, the doctor finally appeared. "I have good news, and I have bad news." He told the uninjured carnivore. "The good news is that your friend is going to pull through. The bad news is that he's going to be a vegetable for the rest of his life."
What is a cat’s favorite vegetable? As-purr-agus.
Besides eucalyptus leaves, what is a koala bear’s favorite vegetable? Koalaflower.
When is a vegetable also a nut?
When it’s a corn!
What is a dog’s favorite vegetable? A collie flower.
Did you hear about the injured vegetable? Some say he got beet.