Are you a brand new racing suit? Because you make me forget how to breathe.
Permission to board?
Hey girl, I'd swim across the ocean just to see you smile.
You should date a swimmer because no matter how tired we are, we never stop halfway.
Have you ever driven a boat? Try to park it on my dock.
Are you the black line at the bottom of the pool? Cause I can’t tear my eyes away from you.
You’re just like the black line at the bottom of the pool– I’d be lost without you.
Are you the flags in a 200 back swim? Because I’ve been looking for you forever.
Are you the splash-and-dash? Because you've got my heart beating.
Are you a break stroker? Because you make my knees weak.
You hear that? The ocean wants you to join me for a drink.
You make my heart slip 'n slide.
Baby, are you a lane rope? Because I want to lay on you all day long.
Are you the end of the pool? Because baby, I’d do anything to reach you.
Did they over chlorinate the pool today or is it you making my head spin?
You'd make for some real smooth sailing
If you were a fishing fly you'd be 'irresistible'.
Be a winner, date a swimmer!
You must be a flip turn because I’m head over heels for you.
Hey girl, you make my heart flutter kick.
Nice beach balls, can I play?
I’m like the smell of chlorine – I’ll never leave you.
You should go in the water, cuz you're so hot you're on fire!
If you were a boat I would keep you in a garage.
Now get out there and pick-up your boat race sweetie!
The pool water isn’t very hot but you sure are.
Hey girl, these swimming pool lane lines can't keep us apart.
Driftin with an attractor like you, baby, is always 'drag free'.
Are you a sprint set? Because you get my heart racing.
Baby, you've bought yourself a cruise on the Love Boat. I'll be your captain.
Are you the end of practice? Because you’re always on my mind.
Is this a catch and release fishing session? Because I don't want to let you go.
Girl, you give me the butterflies.
Baby, are you a slippery pool deck? Because I’m falling for you.
You really flipturn me on.
I'm not a very good swimmer, do you have any lifeguard experience?
Girl, are you a swimming cap? Because you’re always on my head.
Call me the pace clock, cause you sure can count on me.
My buddies bet me that I wouldn't be able to start a conversation with the most beautiful girl on the river. Would you like to get a drink later with their money?
Have you ever been fishing before? I think we should hook up!
You can shiver my timbers anytime.
Do you prefer stiff or limp fishing rods?
People tell me I have a good breaststroke, but I'd say I'm a pretty good swimmer too.
You brighten up my day just like the anti-fog spray for my goggles.
You know I'm da man you been wading for.
I was so enchanted by your beauty that I ran my boat into yours. So I am going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.
Nice life preservers.
You’re like a pair of goggles; without you, everything’s a blur.
I perform best when I’m wet.
I normally fish for trout but I'll make and exception for you.