You can shiver my timbers anytime.
Baby, are you a lane rope? Because I want to lay on you all day long.
I perform best when I’m wet.
Baby, are you a slippery pool deck? Because I’m falling for you.
I was so enchanted by your beauty that I ran my boat into yours. So I am going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.
Are you the end of the pool? Because baby, I’d do anything to reach you.
Do you prefer stiff or limp fishing rods?
You'd make for some real smooth sailing
The pool water isn’t very hot but you sure are.
Call me the pace clock, cause you sure can count on me.
Hey girl, these swimming pool lane lines can't keep us apart.
You’re just like the black line at the bottom of the pool– I’d be lost without you.
Is this a catch and release fishing session? Because I don't want to let you go.
You hear that? The ocean wants you to join me for a drink.
Baby, you've bought yourself a cruise on the Love Boat. I'll be your captain.
Now get out there and pick-up your boat race sweetie!
Are you a sprint set? Because you get my heart racing.
My buddies bet me that I wouldn't be able to start a conversation with the most beautiful girl on the river. Would you like to get a drink later with their money?
You’re like a pair of goggles; without you, everything’s a blur.
Girl, are you a swimming cap? Because you’re always on my head.
I’m like the smell of chlorine – I’ll never leave you.
Are you the flags in a 200 back swim? Because I’ve been looking for you forever.
You should date a swimmer because no matter how tired we are, we never stop halfway.
Hey girl, you make my heart flutter kick.
I normally fish for trout but I'll make and exception for you.
You know I'm da man you been wading for.
Be a winner, date a swimmer!
Nice life preservers.
Hey girl, I'd swim across the ocean just to see you smile.
You should go in the water, cuz you're so hot you're on fire!
Have you ever driven a boat? Try to park it on my dock.
Girl, you give me the butterflies.
Did they over chlorinate the pool today or is it you making my head spin?
Are you the splash-and-dash? Because you've got my heart beating.
Nice beach balls, can I play?
Permission to board?
I'm not a very good swimmer, do you have any lifeguard experience?
Driftin with an attractor like you, baby, is always 'drag free'.
You make my heart slip 'n slide.
Are you the black line at the bottom of the pool? Cause I can’t tear my eyes away from you.
If you were a fishing fly you'd be 'irresistible'.
People tell me I have a good breaststroke, but I'd say I'm a pretty good swimmer too.
Have you ever been fishing before? I think we should hook up!
You brighten up my day just like the anti-fog spray for my goggles.
You must be a flip turn because I’m head over heels for you.
You really flipturn me on.
If you were a boat I would keep you in a garage.
Are you the end of practice? Because you’re always on my mind.
Are you a brand new racing suit? Because you make me forget how to breathe.
Are you a break stroker? Because you make my knees weak.
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