Nice life preservers.
People tell me I have a good breaststroke, but I'd say I'm a pretty good swimmer too.
You must be a flip turn because I’m head over heels for you.
Are you the splash-and-dash? Because you've got my heart beating.
Are you a brand new racing suit? Because you make me forget how to breathe.
The pool water isn’t very hot but you sure are.
I normally fish for trout but I'll make and exception for you.
My buddies bet me that I wouldn't be able to start a conversation with the most beautiful girl on the river. Would you like to get a drink later with their money?
You'd make for some real smooth sailing
Are you the end of the pool? Because baby, I’d do anything to reach you.
Are you a break stroker? Because you make my knees weak.
Hey girl, you make my heart flutter kick.
You make my heart slip 'n slide.
Girl, you give me the butterflies.
Have you ever been fishing before? I think we should hook up!
Be a winner, date a swimmer!
Baby, are you a lane rope? Because I want to lay on you all day long.
Have you ever driven a boat? Try to park it on my dock.
You brighten up my day just like the anti-fog spray for my goggles.
Are you the black line at the bottom of the pool? Cause I can’t tear my eyes away from you.
Is this a catch and release fishing session? Because I don't want to let you go.
You really flipturn me on.
Girl, are you a swimming cap? Because you’re always on my head.
You should date a swimmer because no matter how tired we are, we never stop halfway.
I perform best when I’m wet.
If you were a boat I would keep you in a garage.
You should go in the water, cuz you're so hot you're on fire!
Are you the end of practice? Because you’re always on my mind.
Are you the flags in a 200 back swim? Because I’ve been looking for you forever.
Hey girl, these swimming pool lane lines can't keep us apart.
I'm not a very good swimmer, do you have any lifeguard experience?
Call me the pace clock, cause you sure can count on me.
Hey girl, I'd swim across the ocean just to see you smile.
You hear that? The ocean wants you to join me for a drink.
You’re just like the black line at the bottom of the pool– I’d be lost without you.
Are you a sprint set? Because you get my heart racing.
Baby, are you a slippery pool deck? Because I’m falling for you.
If you were a fishing fly you'd be 'irresistible'.
You’re like a pair of goggles; without you, everything’s a blur.
Did they over chlorinate the pool today or is it you making my head spin?
I’m like the smell of chlorine – I’ll never leave you.
Now get out there and pick-up your boat race sweetie!
Nice beach balls, can I play?
Baby, you've bought yourself a cruise on the Love Boat. I'll be your captain.
Permission to board?
I was so enchanted by your beauty that I ran my boat into yours. So I am going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.
Do you prefer stiff or limp fishing rods?
You can shiver my timbers anytime.
Driftin with an attractor like you, baby, is always 'drag free'.
You know I'm da man you been wading for.