Are you a break stroker? Because you make my knees weak.
I’m like the smell of chlorine – I’ll never leave you.
You really flipturn me on.
You hear that? The ocean wants you to join me for a drink.
Call me the pace clock, cause you sure can count on me.
Are you the end of the pool? Because baby, I’d do anything to reach you.
Are you the black line at the bottom of the pool? Cause I can’t tear my eyes away from you.
Hey girl, you make my heart flutter kick.
Are you the splash-and-dash? Because you've got my heart beating.
Baby, are you a slippery pool deck? Because I’m falling for you.
Baby, are you a lane rope? Because I want to lay on you all day long.
You must be a flip turn because I’m head over heels for you.
Baby, you've bought yourself a cruise on the Love Boat. I'll be your captain.
Girl, you give me the butterflies.
Have you ever driven a boat? Try to park it on my dock.
You make my heart slip 'n slide.
You brighten up my day just like the anti-fog spray for my goggles.
Permission to board?
If you were a boat I would keep you in a garage.
You'd make for some real smooth sailing
Are you the end of practice? Because you’re always on my mind.
Are you the flags in a 200 back swim? Because I’ve been looking for you forever.
Nice life preservers.
You should go in the water, cuz you're so hot you're on fire!
Are you a brand new racing suit? Because you make me forget how to breathe.
I normally fish for trout but I'll make and exception for you.
Nice beach balls, can I play?
You’re just like the black line at the bottom of the pool– I’d be lost without you.
Did they over chlorinate the pool today or is it you making my head spin?
The pool water isn’t very hot but you sure are.
Driftin with an attractor like you, baby, is always 'drag free'.
Hey girl, these swimming pool lane lines can't keep us apart.
Girl, are you a swimming cap? Because you’re always on my head.
Be a winner, date a swimmer!
I perform best when I’m wet.
You can shiver my timbers anytime.
Are you a sprint set? Because you get my heart racing.
Have you ever been fishing before? I think we should hook up!
You’re like a pair of goggles; without you, everything’s a blur.
I was so enchanted by your beauty that I ran my boat into yours. So I am going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.
Now get out there and pick-up your boat race sweetie!
People tell me I have a good breaststroke, but I'd say I'm a pretty good swimmer too.
Do you prefer stiff or limp fishing rods?
I'm not a very good swimmer, do you have any lifeguard experience?
If you were a fishing fly you'd be 'irresistible'.
You should date a swimmer because no matter how tired we are, we never stop halfway.
You know I'm da man you been wading for.
My buddies bet me that I wouldn't be able to start a conversation with the most beautiful girl on the river. Would you like to get a drink later with their money?
Hey girl, I'd swim across the ocean just to see you smile.
Is this a catch and release fishing session? Because I don't want to let you go.