You should date a swimmer because no matter how tired we are, we never stop halfway.
If you were a fishing fly you'd be 'irresistible'.
Did they over chlorinate the pool today or is it you making my head spin?
You brighten up my day just like the anti-fog spray for my goggles.
Baby, are you a slippery pool deck? Because I’m falling for you.
You must be a flip turn because I’m head over heels for you.
You know I'm da man you been wading for.
You should go in the water, cuz you're so hot you're on fire!
I perform best when I’m wet.
I’m like the smell of chlorine – I’ll never leave you.
I'm not a very good swimmer, do you have any lifeguard experience?
You hear that? The ocean wants you to join me for a drink.
I normally fish for trout but I'll make and exception for you.
The pool water isn’t very hot but you sure are.
Have you ever been fishing before? I think we should hook up!
Hey girl, I'd swim across the ocean just to see you smile.
Are you a brand new racing suit? Because you make me forget how to breathe.
Hey girl, you make my heart flutter kick.
Permission to board?
You make my heart slip 'n slide.
You’re just like the black line at the bottom of the pool– I’d be lost without you.
Nice life preservers.
Are you the end of practice? Because you’re always on my mind.
Are you the black line at the bottom of the pool? Cause I can’t tear my eyes away from you.
You really flipturn me on.
My buddies bet me that I wouldn't be able to start a conversation with the most beautiful girl on the river. Would you like to get a drink later with their money?
You can shiver my timbers anytime.
If you were a boat I would keep you in a garage.
Are you the flags in a 200 back swim? Because I’ve been looking for you forever.
Do you prefer stiff or limp fishing rods?
Girl, you give me the butterflies.
Baby, are you a lane rope? Because I want to lay on you all day long.
Girl, are you a swimming cap? Because you’re always on my head.
Are you a sprint set? Because you get my heart racing.
Are you the splash-and-dash? Because you've got my heart beating.
You'd make for some real smooth sailing
Call me the pace clock, cause you sure can count on me.
You’re like a pair of goggles; without you, everything’s a blur.
People tell me I have a good breaststroke, but I'd say I'm a pretty good swimmer too.
Are you the end of the pool? Because baby, I’d do anything to reach you.
Is this a catch and release fishing session? Because I don't want to let you go.
Hey girl, these swimming pool lane lines can't keep us apart.
Are you a break stroker? Because you make my knees weak.
Baby, you've bought yourself a cruise on the Love Boat. I'll be your captain.
Now get out there and pick-up your boat race sweetie!
Have you ever driven a boat? Try to park it on my dock.
Driftin with an attractor like you, baby, is always 'drag free'.
I was so enchanted by your beauty that I ran my boat into yours. So I am going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.
Be a winner, date a swimmer!
Nice beach balls, can I play?
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