You’re like a pair of goggles; without you, everything’s a blur.
You should go in the water, cuz you're so hot you're on fire!
My buddies bet me that I wouldn't be able to start a conversation with the most beautiful girl on the river. Would you like to get a drink later with their money?
Baby, you've bought yourself a cruise on the Love Boat. I'll be your captain.
Hey girl, I'd swim across the ocean just to see you smile.
You'd make for some real smooth sailing
Are you the splash-and-dash? Because you've got my heart beating.
Have you ever driven a boat? Try to park it on my dock.
Do you prefer stiff or limp fishing rods?
Are you the end of the pool? Because baby, I’d do anything to reach you.
Are you a brand new racing suit? Because you make me forget how to breathe.
You hear that? The ocean wants you to join me for a drink.
Are you a break stroker? Because you make my knees weak.
I'm not a very good swimmer, do you have any lifeguard experience?
Baby, are you a lane rope? Because I want to lay on you all day long.
You must be a flip turn because I’m head over heels for you.
Are you the black line at the bottom of the pool? Cause I can’t tear my eyes away from you.
Baby, are you a slippery pool deck? Because I’m falling for you.
You should date a swimmer because no matter how tired we are, we never stop halfway.
Now get out there and pick-up your boat race sweetie!
I’m like the smell of chlorine – I’ll never leave you.
Are you a sprint set? Because you get my heart racing.
You’re just like the black line at the bottom of the pool– I’d be lost without you.
Be a winner, date a swimmer!
I normally fish for trout but I'll make and exception for you.
Girl, are you a swimming cap? Because you’re always on my head.
People tell me I have a good breaststroke, but I'd say I'm a pretty good swimmer too.
Call me the pace clock, cause you sure can count on me.
I perform best when I’m wet.
Did they over chlorinate the pool today or is it you making my head spin?
Nice beach balls, can I play?
You can shiver my timbers anytime.
You know I'm da man you been wading for.
Nice life preservers.
Hey girl, these swimming pool lane lines can't keep us apart.
Is this a catch and release fishing session? Because I don't want to let you go.
Are you the end of practice? Because you’re always on my mind.
I was so enchanted by your beauty that I ran my boat into yours. So I am going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.
Driftin with an attractor like you, baby, is always 'drag free'.
Hey girl, you make my heart flutter kick.
Have you ever been fishing before? I think we should hook up!
The pool water isn’t very hot but you sure are.
Girl, you give me the butterflies.
Are you the flags in a 200 back swim? Because I’ve been looking for you forever.
Permission to board?
If you were a boat I would keep you in a garage.
You make my heart slip 'n slide.
If you were a fishing fly you'd be 'irresistible'.
You really flipturn me on.
You brighten up my day just like the anti-fog spray for my goggles.
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