Man: "Voulez-vous vous coucher avec moi ce soir?" (Would you like to go to bed with me tonight?) Woman: "Je voudrais bien, mais je n'ai rien a porter." (I would love to, but I have nothing to wear.)
Guy walks into a bar. Sees a hot girl. He walks up to her and says "You're getting laid tonight.” She replies “What are you, some sort of psychic?” He says “No... I’m just stronger than you."