What made the dinosaur's car stop ? A flat Tire-annosaurus
What do you call a Blind Dinosaur's Dog? Do-ya-think-he-saurus-rex.
What do you call a dinosaur with one eye? Doyouthinkhesawus
Who makes dinosaur clothes? dino-sewer.
What do you call a dinosaur that eats fireworks? A dino-mite
What's the best way to talk to a Tyrannosaur ? Long distance!
What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path? Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
What do you call a Tyrannosaurus under stress?
A nervous rex.
What should you do if you find a dinosaur in your bed ? Find somewhere else to sleep!
What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars ? Tyrannosaurus wrecks!
What do dinosaurs put on their pizza? Tomato-saurus
What type of tool does a prehistoric reptile carpenter use? A dino-saw!
What do you get if you cross a mouse with a Triceratops? Enormous holes in the base boards.
What do you get when you put a bomb in a dinosaur? Dino-mite.
What do you call someone who tells too many dinosaur jokes?
A dino-bore.
What do you call a dinosaur that left its armor out in the rain ? A Stegosau-rust.
What do you get when a dinosaur blows it's nose? OUT of the way!!
What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars? Tyrannosaurus wrecks!
Which dinosaur slept all day ? The dino-snore!
What do you call a dinosaur that lost his glasses? uthinkhesawrus
What do you call a Triceratops who scores his first goal? Dino- score!
What was the scariest prehistoric animal? The Terror-dactyl!
Why are dinosaurs no longer around? Because their eggs stink.
What did the female dinosaur call her blouse making business? Try Sara's Tops
What is it called when a dinosaur hits a homerun?
A Dino-Score.
Where does a dinosaur lay in the sun? At the dino-shore
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl using the bathroom? Because the 'p' is silent
What do you get when you cross a Dinosaur and TNT? Dino-mite.
Why don't dinosaurs ever forget? Because no one ever tells them anything!
How do you upset a dinosaur? Touchasaurus Spot.
Where does a Tyrannosaurus sit when he comes to stay? Anywhere he wants to.
How do you invite a dinosaur for lunch?
Tea, Rex?
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur A lickalotopis
What was the first car Henry Fordasaurus invented? A Model T-Rex.
What do you call a dinosaur with a extensive vocabulary? a thesaurus.
What do you get when a dinosaur sneezes? Out of the way!
How did the dinosaur feel after he ate a pillow? Down in the mouth!
What is a dinosaurs least favorite reindeer? Comet.
What do you say to a twenty ton dinosaur with headphones on? Anything you want. He can't hear you.
What kind of dinosaur can you ride in a rodeo? A Bronco-saurus!
What do you call a dinosaur with one eye?
A do-you-think-he-saur-us.
What do you get if you cross a Triceratops with a kangaroo ? A Tricera-hops!
How do you know if there is a Brachiosaurus in bed with you? By the dinosnores.
What do you call a dinosaur with a extensive vocabulary? a thesaurus.
Why did the T-Rex get a ticket? He ran through the stomp sign.
Which dinosaur is pure evil? Daemonosaurus.
What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up? Try and try and try and try-ceratops
What's green and purple and goes up and down? Barney in an elevator.
How did the dinosaur feel after he ate a pillow? Down in the mouth.
Is it true that a dinosaur won't attack if you hold a tree branch? That depends on how fast you carry it!
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