Dinosaur Puns

They may be ancient but they still pack a punchline - Welcome to Dinosaur Puns!

Where does a dinosaur lay in the sun? At the dino-shore
What do you get when a dinosaur blows it's nose? OUT of the way!!
What should you do if you find a dinosaur in your bed ? Find somewhere else to sleep!
What do you call a dinosaur that's a noisy sleeper? A Bronto-snorus.
What did they call prehistoric sailing disasters? Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
What is in the middle of dinosaurs ? The letter "s"!
Which dinosaur slept all day ? The dino-snore!
What do you call a dinosaur with high heels? My-feet-are-saurus
What did the Tyrannosaurus rex get after mopping the floor? Dino-sore!
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl using the bathroom? Because the 'p' is silent
How much fur can you get from a dinosaur ? As fur as you can get!
What do you call a blind dinosaur? adoyouthinkhesaurus.
Which dinosaurs were the best policemen? Tricera-cops.
What do you call it when a dinosaur gets in a car accident? Tyrannasaurus wreck!
What do you get if you cross a pig with a dinosaur ? Jurassic Pork!
What is a dog’s favorite movie about dinosaurs?
Jurassic Bark.
How do you invite a dinosaur for lunch?
Tea, Rex?
Do you know how long dinosaurs should be fed? Exactly the same as short dinosaurs!
Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because the chicken joke wasn't invented yet.
How many dinosaurs can fit in an empty box ? One . After that, the box isn't empty anymore!
What do you call a Stegosaurus with carrots in its ears? Anything you want, it can't hear you!
What does a giant Tyrannosaurus eat? Anything she wants!
What was the first car Henry Fordasaurus invented? A Model T-Rex.
Why did the Apatosaurus devour the factory? Because she was a plant eater!
Where do dinosaurs get their mail ? At the dead-letter office!
What did the female dinosaur call her blouse making business? Try Sara's Tops
When a dinosaur gets a goal in a soccer tournament, it is known as a dino-score.
What family does Maiasaur belong to? I don't think any families in our neighborhood have one!
Where do prehistoric reptiles like to go on vacation? To the dino-shore.
Which dinosaur is pure evil? Daemonosaurus.
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