What's worse than a giraffe with a sore throat? A Diplodocus with a sore throat!
What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars ? Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
What do you get when a dinosaur walks through the strawberry patch? Strawberry jam.
Why did the dinosaur paint her toenails red? So she could hide in the strawberry patch!
What do dinosaurs have that no other animals have? Baby Dinosaurs.
What do you get when you put a bomb in a dinosaur? Dino-mite.
Which type of dinosaur could jump higher than a house ? Any kind! A house cannot jump!
Do you know how long dinosaurs should be fed? Exactly the same as short dinosaurs!
What did the dinosaur ask his pet dog when he wanted afternoon tea with him?
Do you want some tea, Rex?
What do you call a dinosaur with one eye? Doyouthinkhesawus
What's green and hangs from trees? Dinosaur snot.
How do you make a dinosaur float? Put a scoop of ice cream in a glass of root beer, and add one dinosaur.
What do you need to know to teach a dinosaur tricks? More than the dinosaur.
Where does a dinosaur lay in the sun? At the dino-shore
Which dinosaur is pure evil? Daemonosaurus.
What do you call a dinosaur with high heels? My-feet-are-saurus
What do you call a dinosaur that eats it's vegetables? A.brocileasoarus
What do you call Tyrannosaurus rex when it wears a cowboy hat and boots ? Tyrannosaurus tex!
What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars? Tyrannosaurus wrecks!
Why are there old dinosaur bones in the museum? Because they can't afford new ones!
What type of tool does a prehistoric reptile carpenter use? A dino-saw. Who makes the best prehistoric reptile clothes ? A dino-sewer.
How much fur can you get from a dinosaur ? As fur as you can get!
What do you call a dinosaur that left its armor out in the rain ? A Stegosau-rust.
Is it true that a dinosaur won't attack if you hold a tree branch? That depends on how fast you carry it!
Who makes dinosaur clothes? dino-sewer.
Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because the chicken joke wasn't invented yet.
Do you know how long dinosaurs should be fed? Exactly the same as short dinosaurs.
How do you ask a dinosaur to lunch? Tea Rex?
What kind of dinosaur works for the police? A trisara-cop.
What should you do if you find a dinosaur in your bed ? Find somewhere else to sleep!
What do you call a dinosaur with one eye?
A do-you-think-he-saur-us.
What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo? Bronco-saurus or a Tyrannasourus Tex
What’s a horse’s favorite dinosaur?
The broncosaurus.
What do you call a dinosaur that eats fireworks? A dino-mite
What do you call a dinosaur as tall as a house, with long sharp teeth, and 12 claws on each foot? Sir.
What do you call a dinosaur as tall as a house, with long sharp teeth, 12 claws on each foot and a personal stereo over his ears? Anything you like, he won't hear you!
When a dinosaur gets a goal in a soccer tournament, it is known as a dino-score.
What do your call a dinosaur with one eye? Eye-saur.
What do you call a T-Rex that gets into a fight with the Indominus Rex? Dino-sore.
What did they call prehistoric sailing disasters? Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
What do you call a dinosaurs fart? "A blast from the past"
What do you call a dinosaur with a extensive vocabulary? a thesaurus.
What do you call a Triceratops who scores his first goal? Dino- score!
What do you call a dinosaur with a foul mouth? Bronto-swore-us.
What was the first car Henry Fordasaurus invented? A Model T-Rex.
What's as big as a dinosaur but weighs nothing? Her shadow!
Which dinosaurs were the best policemen? Tricera-cops.
Which dinosaur can't stay out of the rain? A Stegosaur-rust
What do you get when a dinosaur blows it's nose? OUT of the way!!
What do you say to a twenty ton dinosaur with headphones on? Anything you want. He can't hear you.
Why did the Apatosaurus devour the factory? Because she was a plant eater!
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