What made the dinosaur's car stop ? A flat Tire-annosaurus!
What do you say when you meet a two-headed dinosaur? Hello, hello!
How did the dinosaur feel after he ate a pillow? Down in the mouth!
What do you get if you cross a mouse with a Triceratops? Enormous holes in the base boards.
What do you call a dinosaur who is elected to Congress? Rep. Tile!
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl using the bathroom? Because the 'p' is silent
What's as big as a dinosaur but weighs nothing? Her shadow!
What do dinosaurs put on their pizza? Tomato-saurus
What do you call a Triceratops who scores his first goal? Dino- score!
How did the dinosaur feel after he ate a pillow? Down in the mouth.
What's the difference between a strawberry and a Tyrannosaurus? The strawberry is red!
What do you call a dinosaur with one eye?
A do-you-think-he-saur-us.
What did dinosaurs have that no others animals ever had? Baby dinosaurs!
What made the dinosaur's car stop ? A flat Tire-annosaurus
Why did the dinosaur cross the road ? The chicken hadn't evolved yet!
What do you call Tyrannosaurus rex when it wears a cowboy hat and boots ? Tyrannosaurus tex!
What do you need to know to teach a dinosaur tricks? More than the dinosaur.
What is a dog’s favorite movie about dinosaurs?
Jurassic Bark.
How do you ask a dinosaur to lunch? Tea Rex?
What do you call a Tyrannosaurus under stress?
A nervous rex.
What's green and purple and goes up and down? Barney in an elevator.
What vehicle does T-Rex use to go from planet to planet? A Dinosaucer
What do you call a Blind Dinosaur's Dog? Do-ya-think-he-saurus-rex.
Which dinosaurs were the best policemen? Tricera-cops.
Where was the dinosaur when the sun went down ? In the dark!
What do you call a dinosaur that's a noisy sleeper? A Bronto-snorus.
What do your call a dinosaur with one eye? Eye-saur.
What do you call a dinosaur that left its armor out in the rain ? A Stegosau-rust.
Why don't dinosaurs ever forget? Because no one ever tells them anything!
When a dinosaur gets a goal in a soccer tournament, it is known as a dino-score.
Kiss me if I’m wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right?
How do you make a dinosaur float? Put a scoop of ice cream in a glass of root beer, and add one dinosaur.
What kind of dinosaur works for the police? A trisara-cop.
What type of tool does a prehistoric reptile carpenter use? A dino-saw. Who makes the best prehistoric reptile clothes ? A dino-sewer.
Which dinosaur slept all day ? The dino-snore!
What do you call a dinosaur with one eye? Doyouthinkhesawus
What do you call a Stegosaurus with carrots in its ears? Anything you want, it can't hear you!
What do you call a dinosaur that eats fireworks? A dino-mite
What do you get if you cross a Triceratops with a kangaroo ? A Tricera-hops!
What do you call a blind dinosaur? adoyouthinkhesaurus.
What do you call it when a dinosaur gets in a car accident? Tyrannasaurus wreck!
What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars ? Tyrannosaurus wrecks!
Is it true that a dinosaur won't attack if you hold a tree branch? That depends on how fast you carry it!
What does a dinosaur call a porcupine? A toothbrush.
Where do dinosaurs get their mail ? At the dead-letter office!
Why did the dinosaur paint her toenails red? So she could hide in the strawberry patch!
How many dinosaurs can fit in an empty box ? One . After that, the box isn't empty anymore!
What's green and hangs from trees? Dinosaur snot.
When can three giant dinosaurs get under an umbrella and not get wet? When it's not raining!
Which dinosaur can't stay out of the rain? A Stegosaur-rust