Why did the T-Rex eat hamburgers? Because he is a meat eater!
What did the female dinosaur call her blouse making business? Try Sara's Tops
What does a giant Tyrannosaurus eat? Anything she wants!
What was the scariest prehistoric animal? The Terror-dactyl!
What's worse than a giraffe with a sore throat? A Diplodocus with a sore throat!
What do you call it when a dinosaur gets in a car accident? Tyrannasaurus wreck!
Why didn't the T-rex skeleton attack the museum visitors? Because she had no guts!
What do you call a dinosaur that left its armor out in the rain ? A Stegosau-rust.
What do you get when a dinosaur sneezes? Out of the way!
What do your call a dinosaur with one eye? Eye-saur.
What do dinosaurs put on their pizza? Tomato-saurus
What do you call a Tyrannosaurus under stress?
A nervous rex.
What's green and purple and goes up and down? Barney in an elevator.
Can you name 10 dinosaurs in 10 seconds? Yes, 8 Iguanadons and 2 Stegasaurus.
How much fur can you get from a dinosaur ? As fur as you can get!
What do you get when a dinosaur blows it's nose? OUT of the way!!
Where do prehistoric reptiles like to go on vacation? To the dino-shore.
Why did the Apatosaurus devour the factory? Because she was a plant eater!
What is in the middle of dinosaurs ? The letter "s"!
What do you get if you cross a Triceratops with a kangaroo ? A Tricera-hops!
What do you get if you cross a mouse with a Triceratops? Enormous holes in the base boards.
Did the dinosaur take a bath ? Why, is there one missing?
What weighs 800 pounds and sticks to the roof of your mouth ? A peanut butter and Stegosaurus sandwich!
Why do dinosaurs eat their food raw? Cause they don't know how to cook
What kind of dinosaur works for the police? A trisara-cop.
How can you tell if there's a dinosaur in the refrigerator ? The door won't close!
What's better than a talking dinosaur ? A spelling bee. What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up? Try-Try-Try-ceratops.
Which dinosaurs were the best policemen? Tricera-cops.
What do you call a dinosaur with a extensive vocabulary? a thesaurus.
What do you call a Blind Dinosaur's Dog? Do-ya-think-he-saurus-rex.
What's the difference between a strawberry and a Tyrannosaurus? The strawberry is red!
What is a dinosaurs least favorite reindeer? Comet.
What do you call a dinosaur that's a loud sleeper? A Snore-a-sorus
Which type of dinosaur could jump higher than a house ? Any kind! A house cannot jump!
What did the dinosaur say when he saw the volcano explode? What a lavaly day!
What family does Maiasaur belong to? I don't think any families in our neighborhood have one!
What made the dinosaur's car stop ? A flat Tire-annosaurus!
What should you do if you find a dinosaur in your bed ? Find somewhere else to sleep!
What do you say to a twenty ton dinosaur with headphones on? Anything you want. He can't hear you.
Is it true that a dinosaur won't attack if you hold a tree branch? That depends on how fast you carry it!
What do you call a super articulate dinosaur?
A Thesaurus.
What was the first car Henry Fordasaurus invented? A Model T-Rex.
How do you ask a dinosaur to lunch? Tea Rex?
What did dinosaurs have that no others animals ever had? Baby dinosaurs!
Which dinosaur is pure evil? Daemonosaurus.
What does a dinosaur call a porcupine? A toothbrush.
What do you call a dinosaur who is elected to Congress? Rep. Tile!
How do you invite a dinosaur for lunch?
Tea, Rex?
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur A lickalotopis
What vehicle does T-Rex use to go from planet to planet? A Dinosaucer
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