Where was the dinosaur when the sun went down ? In the dark!
Which type of dinosaur could jump higher than a house ? Any kind! A house cannot jump!
What has a spiked tail, plates on its back, and sixteen wheels? A Stegosaurus on roller skates!
Which dinosaurs were the best policemen? Tricera-cops.
What did the Tyrannosaurus rex get after mopping the floor? Dino-sore!
What do you need to know to teach a dinosaur tricks? More than the dinosaur.
What do you call a Triceratops who scores his first goal? Dino- score!
What do you call a dinosaur that lost his glasses? uthinkhesawrus
What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars ? Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
Do you know how long dinosaurs should be fed? Exactly the same as short dinosaurs!
What do you call a dinosaur with a extensive vocabulary? a thesaurus.
How do you know if there is a Brachiosaurus in bed with you? By the dinosnores.
What do you call a dinosaur with a extensive vocabulary? a thesaurus.
What do you get when a dinosaur walks through the strawberry patch? Strawberry jam.
What was the scariest prehistoric animal? The Terror-dactyl!
Did the dinosaur take a bath ? Why, is there one missing?
What dinosaur is always sad? Cryalotosaurus
What do you call a dinosaur with high heels? My-feet-are-saurus
How do you make a dinosaur float? Put a scoop of ice cream in a glass of root beer, and add one dinosaur.
What do you call a dinosaur that eats fireworks? A dino-mite
What makes more noise than a dinosaur ? Two dinosaurs!
How did the dinosaur feel after he ate a pillow? Down in the mouth!
Who makes dinosaur clothes? dino-sewer.
What should you do if you find a dinosaur in your bed ? Find somewhere else to sleep!
What type of tool does a prehistoric reptile carpenter use? A dino-saw!
What is the head of an Italian dinosaur family called? Ptera Don
Why are dinosaurs no longer around? Because their eggs stink.
What type of tool does a prehistoric reptile carpenter use? A dino-saw. Who makes the best prehistoric reptile clothes ? A dino-sewer.
What do you call a dinosaurs fart? "A blast from the past"
What's green and hangs from trees? Dinosaur snot.
What does a giant Tyrannosaurus eat? Anything she wants!
What was the most flexible dinosaur? Tyrannosaurus Flex.
How do you upset a dinosaur? Touchasaurus Spot.
Where does a Tyrannosaurus sit when he comes to stay? Anywhere he wants to.
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur A lickalotopis
What's as big as a dinosaur but weighs nothing? Her shadow!
What do you call Tyrannosaurus rex when it wears a cowboy hat and boots ? Tyrannosaurus tex!
What do you call a dinosaur that eats it's vegetables? A.brocileasoarus
Why do dinosaurs eat their food raw? Cause they don't know how to cook
How can you tell if there is a dinosaur in bed with you? By the `D' on his pajamas.
Why are there old dinosaur bones in the museum? Because they can't afford new ones!
What's worse than a giraffe with a sore throat? A Diplodocus with a sore throat!
What vehicle does T-Rex use to go from planet to planet? A Dinosaucer
What did the dinosaur say when he saw the volcano explode? What a lavaly day!
What do you call it when a dinosaur gets in a car accident? Tyrannasaurus wreck!
What do you call a dinosaur that left its armor out in the rain ? A Stegosau-rust.
How did the dinosaur feel after he ate a pillow? Down in the mouth.
Kiss me if I’m wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right?
Which dinosaur can't stay out of the rain? A Stegosaur-rust
Which dinosaur slept all day ? The dino-snore!
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