What was the scariest prehistoric animal? The Terror-dactyl!
What made the dinosaur's car stop ? A flat Tire-annosaurus
What should you do if you find a dinosaur in your bed ? Find somewhere else to sleep!
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl using the bathroom? Because the 'p' is silent
What do you call a dinosaur with a extensive vocabulary? a thesaurus.
What type of tool does a prehistoric reptile carpenter use? A dino-saw!
What's green and purple and goes up and down? Barney in an elevator.
What kind of dinosaur can you ride in a rodeo? A Bronco-saurus!
Where was the dinosaur when the sun went down ? In the dark!
What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo? Bronco-saurus or a Tyrannasourus Tex
How can you tell if there's a dinosaur in the refrigerator ? The door won't close!
What do you call a dinosaur with a foul mouth? Bronto-swore-us.
Where does a Tyrannosaurus sit when he comes to stay? Anywhere he wants to.
Do you know how long dinosaurs should be fed? Exactly the same as short dinosaurs!
What do you call a dinosaur who is elected to Congress? Rep. Tile!
What has a spiked tail, plates on its back, and sixteen wheels? A Stegosaurus on roller skates!
How do you invite a dinosaur for lunch?
Tea, Rex?
Where do dinosaurs get their mail ? At the dead-letter office!
What do you get when you cross a Dinosaur and TNT? Dino-mite.
How did the dinosaur feel after he ate a pillow? Down in the mouth.
What do you call a dinosaur that eats fireworks? A dino-mite
What do your call a dinosaur with one eye? Eye-saur.
What do dinosaurs have that no other animals have? Baby Dinosaurs.
What was the first car Henry Fordasaurus invented? A Model T-Rex.
Why are dinosaurs no longer around? Because their eggs stink.
What do you call a dinosaur with high heels? My-feet-are-saurus
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur A lickalotopis
Which dinosaurs were the best policemen? Tricera-cops.
What is a dinosaurs least favorite reindeer? Comet.
When a dinosaur gets a goal in a soccer tournament, it is known as a dino-score.
When can three giant dinosaurs get under an umbrella and not get wet? When it's not raining!
What type of tool does a prehistoric reptile carpenter use? A dino-saw. Who makes the best prehistoric reptile clothes ? A dino-sewer.
What did the dinosaur ask his pet dog when he wanted afternoon tea with him?
Do you want some tea, Rex?
What weighs 800 pounds and sticks to the roof of your mouth ? A peanut butter and Stegosaurus sandwich!
How can you tell if there is a dinosaur in bed with you? By the `D' on his pajamas.
What do you call a dinosaur with a extensive vocabulary? a thesaurus.
What do you call a blind dinosaur? adoyouthinkhesaurus.
What's worse than a giraffe with a sore throat? A Diplodocus with a sore throat!
What do you call someone who tells too many dinosaur jokes?
A dino-bore.
What does a Triceratops sit on? Its Tricera-bottom.
What did the dinosaur say when he saw the volcano explode? What a lavaly day!
What made the dinosaur's car stop ? A flat Tire-annosaurus!
Who makes dinosaur clothes? dino-sewer.
Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because the chicken joke wasn't invented yet.
What do you call a Blind Dinosaur's Dog? Do-ya-think-he-saurus-rex.
Why did the T-Rex eat hamburgers? Because he is a meat eater!
What do you call a dinosaur that lost his glasses? uthinkhesawrus
What did the Tyrannosaurus rex get after mopping the floor? Dino-sore!
Why did the T-Rex get a ticket? He ran through the stomp sign.
What's the best way to talk to a Tyrannosaur ? Long distance!
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