What did dinosaurs have that no others animals ever had? Baby dinosaurs!
What is in the middle of dinosaurs ? The letter "s"!
How much fur can you get from a dinosaur ? As fur as you can get!
Did the dinosaur take a bath ? Why, is there one missing?
What do you call a dinosaur with one eye? Doyouthinkhesawus
What makes more noise than a dinosaur ? Two dinosaurs!
What kind of materials do dinosaurs use for the floor of their homes? Rep Tiles
Which dinosaur is pure evil? Daemonosaurus.
How did the dinosaur feel after he ate a pillow? Down in the mouth!
What do you call it when a dinosaur gets in a car accident? Tyrannasaurus wreck!
What do your call a dinosaur with one eye? Eye-saur.
What did they call prehistoric sailing disasters? Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
How do you know if there is a Brachiosaurus in bed with you? By the dinosnores.
What's green and hangs from trees? Dinosaur snot.
What kind of dinosaur can you ride in a rodeo? A Bronco-saurus!
What do you get when a dinosaur blows it's nose? OUT of the way!!
Why are dinosaurs no longer around? Because their eggs stink.
Where did Velociraptor buy things? At a dino-store!
Why did the Apatosaurus devour the factory? Because she was a plant eater!
What's worse than a giraffe with a sore throat? A Diplodocus with a sore throat!
What's better than a talking dinosaur ? A spelling bee. What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up? Try-Try-Try-ceratops.
Why didn't the T-rex skeleton attack the museum visitors? Because she had no guts!
Do you know how long dinosaurs should be fed? Exactly the same as short dinosaurs!
What do you call Tyrannosaurus rex when it wears a cowboy hat and boots ? Tyrannosaurus tex!
How can you tell if there's a dinosaur in the refrigerator ? The door won't close!
What's as big as a dinosaur but weighs nothing? Her shadow!
Where does a Tyrannosaurus sit when he comes to stay? Anywhere he wants to.
What do you need to know to teach a dinosaur tricks? More than the dinosaur.
How do you make a dinosaur float? Put a scoop of ice cream in a glass of root beer, and add one dinosaur.
What do you call a dinosaur that's a loud sleeper? A Snore-a-sorus
What do you call someone who tells too many dinosaur jokes?
A dino-bore.
What made the dinosaur's car stop ? A flat Tire-annosaurus
What’s a horse’s favorite dinosaur?
The broncosaurus.
Why do dinosaurs eat raw meat? Because they don't know how to cook.
What do you call a dinosaur that eats fireworks? A dino-mite
What do you call a dinosaur who is elected to Congress? Rep. Tile!
Where do prehistoric reptiles like to go on vacation? To the dino-shore.
What do you call a Tyrannosaurus under stress?
A nervous rex.
What do you say to a twenty ton dinosaur with headphones on? Anything you want. He can't hear you.
What do you get when you cross a Dinosaur and TNT? Dino-mite.
When a dinosaur gets a goal in a soccer tournament, it is known as a dino-score.
Which type of dinosaur could jump higher than a house ? Any kind! A house cannot jump!
How many dinosaurs can fit in an empty box ? One . After that, the box isn't empty anymore!
What is the head of an Italian dinosaur family called? Ptera Don
Where does a dinosaur lay in the sun? At the dino-shore
What do you call a blind dinosaur? adoyouthinkhesaurus.
Why did the T-Rex get a ticket? He ran through the stomp sign.
Which dinosaurs were the best policemen? Tricera-cops.
What vehicle does T-Rex use to go from planet to planet? A Dinosaucer
What's the best way to talk to a Tyrannosaur ? Long distance!
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