What's better than a talking dinosaur ? A spelling bee. What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up? Try-Try-Try-ceratops.
What do you get if you cross a pig with a dinosaur ? Jurassic Pork!
What do you call a dinosaur that left its armor out in the rain ? A Stegosau-rust.
What is a dinosaurs least favorite reindeer? Comet.
Where does a dinosaur lay in the sun? At the dino-shore
Why are dinosaurs no longer around? Because their eggs stink.
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur A lickalotopis
What do you call a dinosaur as tall as a house, with long sharp teeth, and 12 claws on each foot? Sir.
What do you call a dinosaur as tall as a house, with long sharp teeth, 12 claws on each foot and a personal stereo over his ears? Anything you like, he won't hear you!
What was the scariest prehistoric animal? The Terror-dactyl!
What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path? Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
What do you call a Stegosaurus with carrots in its ears? Anything you want, it can't hear you!
What was the first car Henry Fordasaurus invented? A Model T-Rex.
What did the Tyrannosaurus rex get after mopping the floor? Dino-sore!
What do you call a dinosaur that eats fireworks? A dino-mite
Why do dinosaurs eat raw meat? Because they don't know how to cook.
What's the best way to talk to a Tyrannosaur ? Long distance!
What should you do if you find a dinosaur in your bed ? Find somewhere else to sleep!
What does a Triceratops sit on? Its Tricera-bottom.
What type of tool does a prehistoric reptile carpenter use? A dino-saw!
What did they call prehistoric sailing disasters? Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
What do dinosaurs have that no other animals have? Baby Dinosaurs.
What does a dinosaur call a porcupine? A toothbrush.
Why did the Apatosaurus devour the factory? Because she was a plant eater!
What do you call a dinosaur with a extensive vocabulary? a thesaurus.
Do you know how long dinosaurs should be fed? Exactly the same as short dinosaurs.
How do you make a dinosaur float? Put a scoop of ice cream in a glass of root beer, and add one dinosaur.
What do you do if you find a blue Ichthyosaur ? Cheer him up!
What does a giant Tyrannosaurus eat? Anything she wants!
What do you get when a dinosaur sneezes? Out of the way!
Do you know how long dinosaurs should be fed? Exactly the same as short dinosaurs!
What's green and purple and goes up and down? Barney in an elevator.
What vehicle does T-Rex use to go from planet to planet? A Dinosaucer
What did dinosaurs have that no others animals ever had? Baby dinosaurs!
What kind of dinosaur works for the police? A trisara-cop.
Why didn't the T-rex skeleton attack the museum visitors? Because she had no guts!
What made the dinosaur's car stop ? A flat Tire-annosaurus!
What do your call a dinosaur with one eye? Eye-saur.
How do you upset a dinosaur? Touchasaurus Spot.
Kiss me if I’m wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right?
What did the dinosaur say when he saw the volcano explode? What a lavaly day!
What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars? Tyrannosaurus wrecks!
What do you call a dinosaur that's a loud sleeper? A Snore-a-sorus
What do you get when you put a bomb in a dinosaur? Dino-mite.
What do you get if you cross a Triceratops with a kangaroo ? A Tricera-hops!
What do you need to know to teach a dinosaur tricks? More than the dinosaur.
Why are there old dinosaur bones in the museum? Because they can't afford new ones!
Which dinosaur is pure evil? Daemonosaurus.
Why don't dinosaurs ever forget? Because no one ever tells them anything!
What do you call Tyrannosaurus rex when it wears a cowboy hat and boots ? Tyrannosaurus tex!
Where do dinosaurs get their mail ? At the dead-letter office!