What's worse than a giraffe with a sore throat? A Diplodocus with a sore throat!
How do you upset a dinosaur? Touchasaurus Spot.
What's green and purple and goes up and down? Barney in an elevator.
How many dinosaurs can fit in an empty box ? One . After that, the box isn't empty anymore!
What's the difference between a strawberry and a Tyrannosaurus? The strawberry is red!
What do you call a dinosaur with one eye?
A do-you-think-he-saur-us.
What's green and hangs from trees? Dinosaur snot.
Why didn't the T-rex skeleton attack the museum visitors? Because she had no guts!
What do you do if you find a blue Ichthyosaur ? Cheer him up!
What weighs 800 pounds and sticks to the roof of your mouth ? A peanut butter and Stegosaurus sandwich!
What do you call a dinosaur with one eye? Doyouthinkhesawus
What do you call a dinosaur that eats it's vegetables? A.brocileasoarus
Kiss me if I’m wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right?
What should you do if you find a dinosaur in your bed ? Find somewhere else to sleep!
What dinosaur is always sad? Cryalotosaurus
What do you call Tyrannosaurus rex when it wears a cowboy hat and boots ? Tyrannosaurus tex!
What do you say to a twenty ton dinosaur with headphones on? Anything you want. He can't hear you.
What did dinosaurs have that no others animals ever had? Baby dinosaurs!
What's the best way to talk to a Tyrannosaur ? Long distance!
What was the scariest prehistoric animal? The Terror-dactyl!
What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars ? Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
What did the Tyrannosaurus rex get after mopping the floor? Dino-sore!
What made the dinosaur's car stop ? A flat Tire-annosaurus
How do you invite a dinosaur for lunch?
Tea, Rex?
Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because the chicken joke wasn't invented yet.
What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo? Bronco-saurus or a Tyrannasourus Tex
Can you name 10 dinosaurs in 10 seconds? Yes, 8 Iguanadons and 2 Stegasaurus.
How do you ask a dinosaur to lunch? Tea Rex?
What do dinosaurs have that no other animals have? Baby Dinosaurs.
What do you call a T-Rex that gets into a fight with the Indominus Rex? Dino-sore.
What should you do if you find a dinosaur in your bed ? Find somewhere else to sleep!
Why are dinosaurs no longer around? Because their eggs stink.
Where do dinosaurs get their mail ? At the dead-letter office!
Where does a Tyrannosaurus sit when he comes to stay? Anywhere he wants to.
What do you get when you put a bomb in a dinosaur? Dino-mite.
What do you call it when a dinosaur gets in a car accident? Tyrannasaurus wreck!
What do you call a dinosaur with high heels? My-feet-are-saurus
How do you know if there is a Brachiosaurus in bed with you? By the dinosnores.
What does a Triceratops sit on? Its Tricera-bottom.
Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? Because they wouldn't take a bath!
What do you call a dinosaur that eats fireworks? A dino-mite
What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up? Try and try and try and try-ceratops
What type of tool does a prehistoric reptile carpenter use? A dino-saw!
What has a spiked tail, plates on its back, and sixteen wheels? A Stegosaurus on roller skates!
What do you call a Blind Dinosaur's Dog? Do-ya-think-he-saurus-rex.
What do you call a dinosaur that's a noisy sleeper? A Bronto-snorus.
What do dinosaurs put on their pizza? Tomato-saurus
How much fur can you get from a dinosaur ? As fur as you can get!
Where was the dinosaur when the sun went down ? In the dark!
What vehicle does T-Rex use to go from planet to planet? A Dinosaucer
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