What's the best way to talk to a Tyrannosaur ? Long distance!
What do you call a dinosaur as tall as a house, with long sharp teeth, and 12 claws on each foot? Sir.
What do you call a dinosaur as tall as a house, with long sharp teeth, 12 claws on each foot and a personal stereo over his ears? Anything you like, he won't hear you!
Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because the chicken joke wasn't invented yet.
What makes more noise than a dinosaur ? Two dinosaurs!
What do you call a Blind Dinosaur's Dog? Do-ya-think-he-saurus-rex.
What type of tool does a prehistoric reptile carpenter use? A dino-saw. Who makes the best prehistoric reptile clothes ? A dino-sewer.
How did the dinosaur feel after he ate a pillow? Down in the mouth!
Why don't dinosaurs ever forget? Because no one ever tells them anything!
What is a dog’s favorite movie about dinosaurs?
Jurassic Bark.
What is the head of an Italian dinosaur family called? Ptera Don
Why did the T-Rex get a ticket? He ran through the stomp sign.
How do you make a dinosaur float? Put a scoop of ice cream in a glass of root beer, and add one dinosaur.
What do dinosaurs have that no other animals have? Baby Dinosaurs.
What do your call a dinosaur with one eye? Eye-saur.
Where did Velociraptor buy things? At a dino-store!
What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars ? Tyrannosaurus wrecks!
What do you get when a dinosaur sneezes? Out of the way!
What do you get when a dinosaur blows it's nose? OUT of the way!!
Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because the chicken joke wasn't invented yet.
What do you get when you cross a Dinosaur and TNT? Dino-mite.
What weighs 800 pounds and sticks to the roof of your mouth ? A peanut butter and Stegosaurus sandwich!
Why did the Apatosaurus devour the factory? Because she was a plant eater!
What was the scariest prehistoric animal? The Terror-dactyl!
What's better than a talking dinosaur ? A spelling bee. What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up? Try-Try-Try-ceratops.
What do you call someone who tells too many dinosaur jokes?
A dino-bore.
What kind of materials do dinosaurs use for the floor of their homes? Rep Tiles
How do you invite a dinosaur for lunch?
Tea, Rex?
What's green and hangs from trees? Dinosaur snot.
Is it true that a dinosaur won't attack if you hold a tree branch? That depends on how fast you carry it!
Why did the dinosaur paint her toenails red? So she could hide in the strawberry patch!
What does a Triceratops sit on? Its Tricera-bottom.
Where does a dinosaur lay in the sun? At the dino-shore
Where was the dinosaur when the sun went down ? In the dark!
What do you get if you cross a Triceratops with a kangaroo ? A Tricera-hops!
What did the female dinosaur call her blouse making business? Try Sara's Tops
What has a spiked tail, plates on its back, and sixteen wheels? A Stegosaurus on roller skates!
What do you call a dinosaur with one eye?
A do-you-think-he-saur-us.
Why are dinosaurs no longer around? Because their eggs stink.
What do you call a dinosaur that eats it's vegetables? A.brocileasoarus
What should you do if you find a dinosaur in your bed ? Find somewhere else to sleep!
What's green and purple and goes up and down? Barney in an elevator.
Do you know how long dinosaurs should be fed? Exactly the same as short dinosaurs!
What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars ? Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
Who makes dinosaur clothes? dino-sewer.
What do you call a dinosaur with one eye? Doyouthinkhesawus
What do you get when you put a bomb in a dinosaur? Dino-mite.
What was the most flexible dinosaur? Tyrannosaurus Flex.
Where do prehistoric reptiles like to go on vacation? To the dino-shore.
What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo? Bronco-saurus or a Tyrannasourus Tex
What do you call a dinosaur that's a loud sleeper? A Snore-a-sorus
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