They may be ancient but they still pack a punchline - Welcome to Dinosaur Puns!

What do you need to know to teach a dinosaur tricks? More than the dinosaur.
Where do dinosaurs get their mail ? At the dead-letter office!
What is in the middle of dinosaurs ? The letter "s"!
Why did the T-Rex eat hamburgers? Because he is a meat eater!
What do you call a Stegosaurus with carrots in its ears? Anything you want, it can't hear you!
What do you call a dinosaur with one eye? Doyouthinkhesawus
What do you call a Tyrannosaurus under stress?
A nervous rex.
What has a spiked tail, plates on its back, and sixteen wheels? A Stegosaurus on roller skates!
What was the first car Henry Fordasaurus invented? A Model T-Rex.
How can you tell if there's a dinosaur in the refrigerator ? The door won't close!
What did they call prehistoric sailing disasters? Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
Kiss me if I’m wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right?
Why did the dinosaur paint her toenails red? So she could hide in the strawberry patch!
Which dinosaur is pure evil? Daemonosaurus.
What do you say to a twenty ton dinosaur with headphones on? Anything you want. He can't hear you.
What's better than a talking dinosaur ? A spelling bee. What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up? Try-Try-Try-ceratops.
Why don't dinosaurs ever forget? Because no one ever tells them anything!
When can three giant dinosaurs get under an umbrella and not get wet? When it's not raining!
What does a Triceratops sit on? Its Tricera-bottom.
What do you get when you cross a Dinosaur and TNT? Dino-mite.
What does a dinosaur call a porcupine? A toothbrush.
What kind of materials do dinosaurs use for the floor of their homes? Rep Tiles
What do you call a Triceratops who scores his first goal? Dino- score!
What do you say when you meet a two-headed dinosaur? Hello, hello!
What do you call a dinosaur that's a loud sleeper? A Snore-a-sorus
Do you know how long dinosaurs should be fed? Exactly the same as short dinosaurs.
Did the dinosaur take a bath ? Why, is there one missing?
Why did the Apatosaurus devour the factory? Because she was a plant eater!
What is it called when a dinosaur hits a homerun?
A Dino-Score.
What is the head of an Italian dinosaur family called? Ptera Don