They may be ancient but they still pack a punchline - Welcome to Dinosaur Puns!

What do you call a Tyrannosaurus under stress?
A nervous rex.
What do you call a dinosaur that's a loud sleeper? A Snore-a-sorus
What do you call a dinosaur that eats fireworks? A dino-mite
Is it true that a dinosaur won't attack if you hold a tree branch? That depends on how fast you carry it!
What do you say when you meet a two-headed dinosaur? Hello, hello!
What dinosaur is always sad? Cryalotosaurus
What's the best way to talk to a Tyrannosaur ? Long distance!
What do you get when a dinosaur sneezes? Out of the way!
What's green and hangs from trees? Dinosaur snot.
What's as big as a dinosaur but weighs nothing? Her shadow!
Where do dinosaurs get their mail ? At the dead-letter office!
What is in the middle of dinosaurs ? The letter "s"!
What does a dinosaur call a porcupine? A toothbrush.
Did the dinosaur take a bath ? Why, is there one missing?
Where was the dinosaur when the sun went down ? In the dark!
What did dinosaurs have that no others animals ever had? Baby dinosaurs!
Why do dinosaurs eat raw meat? Because they don't know how to cook.
How much fur can you get from a dinosaur ? As fur as you can get!
How did the dinosaur feel after he ate a pillow? Down in the mouth.
What do you need to know to teach a dinosaur tricks? More than the dinosaur.
Do you know how long dinosaurs should be fed? Exactly the same as short dinosaurs.
What should you do if you find a dinosaur in your bed ? Find somewhere else to sleep!
What do you get when a dinosaur walks through the strawberry patch? Strawberry jam.
Why did the dinosaur paint her toenails red? So she could hide in the strawberry patch!
What's the difference between a strawberry and a Tyrannosaurus? The strawberry is red!
What does a giant Tyrannosaurus eat? Anything she wants!
Why don't dinosaurs ever forget? Because no one ever tells them anything!
What do you get when you cross a Dinosaur and TNT? Dino-mite.
What do you do if you find a blue Ichthyosaur ? Cheer him up!
What weighs 800 pounds and sticks to the roof of your mouth ? A peanut butter and Stegosaurus sandwich!