What do you call a dinosaur who is elected to Congress? Rep. Tile!
What kind of dinosaur works for the police? A trisara-cop.
How can you tell if there's a dinosaur in the refrigerator ? The door won't close!
What kind of dinosaur can you ride in a rodeo? A Bronco-saurus!
What does a Triceratops sit on? Its Tricera-bottom.
What do you call a dinosaur with a foul mouth? Bronto-swore-us.
What kind of materials do dinosaurs use for the floor of their homes? Rep Tiles
Is it true that a dinosaur won't attack if you hold a tree branch? That depends on how fast you carry it!
What was the first car Henry Fordasaurus invented? A Model T-Rex.
Do you know how long dinosaurs should be fed? Exactly the same as short dinosaurs.
How many dinosaurs can fit in an empty box ? One . After that, the box isn't empty anymore!
Where was the dinosaur when the sun went down ? In the dark!
What do you call a dinosaurs fart? "A blast from the past"
Where does a dinosaur lay in the sun? At the dino-shore
Which dinosaur is pure evil? Daemonosaurus.
What made the dinosaur's car stop ? A flat Tire-annosaurus
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl using the bathroom? Because the 'p' is silent
What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up? Try and try and try and try-ceratops
Which dinosaur slept all day ? The dino-snore!
What weighs 800 pounds and sticks to the roof of your mouth ? A peanut butter and Stegosaurus sandwich!
What's better than a talking dinosaur ? A spelling bee. What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up? Try-Try-Try-ceratops.
What should you do if you find a dinosaur in your bed ? Find somewhere else to sleep!
What do you call a super articulate dinosaur?
A Thesaurus.
What is in the middle of dinosaurs ? The letter "s"!
What do you get when a dinosaur blows it's nose? OUT of the way!!
Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? Because they wouldn't take a bath!
What do you call a Triceratops who scores his first goal? Dino- score!
Why did the dinosaur cross the road ? The chicken hadn't evolved yet!
What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars? Tyrannosaurus wrecks!
What did they call prehistoric sailing disasters? Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
What's green and hangs from trees? Dinosaur snot.
What dinosaur is always sad? Cryalotosaurus
What do dinosaurs put on their pizza? Tomato-saurus
Can you name 10 dinosaurs in 10 seconds? Yes, 8 Iguanadons and 2 Stegasaurus.
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur A lickalotopis
What vehicle does T-Rex use to go from planet to planet? A Dinosaucer
Which type of dinosaur could jump higher than a house ? Any kind! A house cannot jump!
What's the difference between a strawberry and a Tyrannosaurus? The strawberry is red!
What do you get when a dinosaur walks through the strawberry patch? Strawberry jam.
How do you ask a dinosaur to lunch? Tea Rex?
Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because the chicken joke wasn't invented yet.
What did the dinosaur say when he saw the volcano explode? What a lavaly day!
What do you get if you cross a Triceratops with a kangaroo ? A Tricera-hops!
What do you get if you cross a mouse with a Triceratops? Enormous holes in the base boards.
What do you call a dinosaur that left its armor out in the rain ? A Stegosau-rust.
How do you know if there is a Brachiosaurus in bed with you? By the dinosnores.
What’s a horse’s favorite dinosaur?
The broncosaurus.
What do you get when you put a bomb in a dinosaur? Dino-mite.
What do you need to know to teach a dinosaur tricks? More than the dinosaur.
Which dinosaur can't stay out of the rain? A Stegosaur-rust