What do you call a dinosaur that left its armor out in the rain ? A Stegosau-rust.
What do you call a dinosaur that eats fireworks? A dino-mite
What's worse than a giraffe with a sore throat? A Diplodocus with a sore throat!
What vehicle does T-Rex use to go from planet to planet? A Dinosaucer
What do you call a Stegosaurus with carrots in its ears? Anything you want, it can't hear you!
What kind of dinosaur can you ride in a rodeo? A Bronco-saurus!
Where do dinosaurs get their mail ? At the dead-letter office!
What do you call Tyrannosaurus rex when it wears a cowboy hat and boots ? Tyrannosaurus tex!
How did the dinosaur feel after he ate a pillow? Down in the mouth!
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur A lickalotopis
What do you get if you cross a pig with a dinosaur ? Jurassic Pork!
What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path? Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
What did dinosaurs have that no others animals ever had? Baby dinosaurs!
Where do prehistoric reptiles like to go on vacation? To the dino-shore.
Why are there old dinosaur bones in the museum? Because they can't afford new ones!
What do you call a dinosaur with high heels? My-feet-are-saurus
What is a dog’s favorite movie about dinosaurs?
Jurassic Bark.
What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars ? Tyrannosaurus wrecks!
How can you tell if there is a dinosaur in bed with you? By the `D' on his pajamas.
What do you do if you find a blue Ichthyosaur ? Cheer him up!
What made the dinosaur's car stop ? A flat Tire-annosaurus
How can you tell if there's a dinosaur in the refrigerator ? The door won't close!
What do you say to a twenty ton dinosaur with headphones on? Anything you want. He can't hear you.
What do you get when a dinosaur sneezes? Out of the way!
Who makes dinosaur clothes? dino-sewer.
Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because the chicken joke wasn't invented yet.
What does a Triceratops sit on? Its Tricera-bottom.
When can three giant dinosaurs get under an umbrella and not get wet? When it's not raining!
How do you ask a dinosaur to lunch? Tea Rex?
What dinosaur is always sad? Cryalotosaurus
What do you call a dinosaur that's a noisy sleeper? A Bronto-snorus.
How do you upset a dinosaur? Touchasaurus Spot.
What kind of materials do dinosaurs use for the floor of their homes? Rep Tiles
What was the scariest prehistoric animal? The Terror-dactyl!
When a dinosaur gets a goal in a soccer tournament, it is known as a dino-score.
What made the dinosaur's car stop ? A flat Tire-annosaurus!
What do you get when you put a bomb in a dinosaur? Dino-mite.
Which dinosaurs were the best policemen? Tricera-cops.
Why are dinosaurs no longer around? Because their eggs stink.
What did the dinosaur ask his pet dog when he wanted afternoon tea with him?
Do you want some tea, Rex?
What did the dinosaur say when he saw the volcano explode? What a lavaly day!
What did the female dinosaur call her blouse making business? Try Sara's Tops
What do you call a dinosaur with a foul mouth? Bronto-swore-us.
What do you get when a dinosaur blows it's nose? OUT of the way!!
What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up? Try and try and try and try-ceratops
Where was the dinosaur when the sun went down ? In the dark!
What is in the middle of dinosaurs ? The letter "s"!
Did the dinosaur take a bath ? Why, is there one missing?
How do you invite a dinosaur for lunch?
Tea, Rex?
What do you call a dinosaurs fart? "A blast from the past"
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