What do you call a Stegosaurus with carrots in its ears? Anything you want, it can't hear you!
When a dinosaur gets a goal in a soccer tournament, it is known as a dino-score.
Is it true that a dinosaur won't attack if you hold a tree branch? That depends on how fast you carry it!
What did the dinosaur ask his pet dog when he wanted afternoon tea with him?
Do you want some tea, Rex?
Why did the dinosaur cross the road ? The chicken hadn't evolved yet!
How much fur can you get from a dinosaur ? As fur as you can get!
What do you call a dinosaur that eats it's vegetables? A.brocileasoarus
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur A lickalotopis
What do you call a dinosaur with a foul mouth? Bronto-swore-us.
What do you call a Tyrannosaurus under stress?
A nervous rex.
What is a dinosaurs least favorite reindeer? Comet.
What do you call a super articulate dinosaur?
A Thesaurus.
Which dinosaur can't stay out of the rain? A Stegosaur-rust
Where do dinosaurs get their mail ? At the dead-letter office!
Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because the chicken joke wasn't invented yet.
What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars ? Tyrannosaurus wrecks!
How can you tell if there is a dinosaur in bed with you? By the `D' on his pajamas.
What do you get if you cross a Triceratops with a kangaroo ? A Tricera-hops!
What did the Tyrannosaurus rex get after mopping the floor? Dino-sore!
What type of tool does a prehistoric reptile carpenter use? A dino-saw. Who makes the best prehistoric reptile clothes ? A dino-sewer.
What's green and hangs from trees? Dinosaur snot.
What is a dog’s favorite movie about dinosaurs?
Jurassic Bark.
How do you upset a dinosaur? Touchasaurus Spot.
When can three giant dinosaurs get under an umbrella and not get wet? When it's not raining!
What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path? Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
What do you call a Triceratops who scores his first goal? Dino- score!
What does a dinosaur call a porcupine? A toothbrush.
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl using the bathroom? Because the 'p' is silent
What do you get when a dinosaur walks through the strawberry patch? Strawberry jam.
Do you know how long dinosaurs should be fed? Exactly the same as short dinosaurs!
What should you do if you find a dinosaur in your bed ? Find somewhere else to sleep!
What do you call a Blind Dinosaur's Dog? Do-ya-think-he-saurus-rex.
Why did the dinosaur paint her toenails red? So she could hide in the strawberry patch!
What do you call a dinosaur with high heels? My-feet-are-saurus
Where was the dinosaur when the sun went down ? In the dark!
What do you call it when a dinosaur gets in a car accident? Tyrannasaurus wreck!
What's the difference between a strawberry and a Tyrannosaurus? The strawberry is red!
Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because the chicken joke wasn't invented yet.
Why don't dinosaurs ever forget? Because no one ever tells them anything!
What do you call a dinosaur that eats fireworks? A dino-mite
What family does Maiasaur belong to? I don't think any families in our neighborhood have one!
What do you say to a twenty ton dinosaur with headphones on? Anything you want. He can't hear you.
What's as big as a dinosaur but weighs nothing? Her shadow!
What do you call a dinosaur with one eye? Doyouthinkhesawus
What’s a horse’s favorite dinosaur?
The broncosaurus.
What is the head of an Italian dinosaur family called? Ptera Don
What made the dinosaur's car stop ? A flat Tire-annosaurus!
What do you call a dinosaur with a extensive vocabulary? a thesaurus.
How many dinosaurs can fit in an empty box ? One . After that, the box isn't empty anymore!
Which type of dinosaur could jump higher than a house ? Any kind! A house cannot jump!
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