Upside down

How to Get the Day Off Work
How to Get the Day Off Work Two factory workers are talking. The woman says, "I can make the boss give me the day off." The man replies, "And how would you do that?" The woman says, "Just wait and see." She then hangs upside-down from the ceiling. The boss comes in and says, "What are you doing?" The woman replies, "I'm a light bulb." The boss then says, "You've been working so much that you've gone crazy. I think you need to take the day off." The man starts to follow her and the boss says, "Where are you going?" The man says, "I'm going home, too. I can't work in the dark!"
How do you catch King Kong? Hang upside down and make a noise like a banana.
What happens when a duck flies upside down?
It quacks up
What word looks the same backwards and upside down? Swims
What happens when a duck flies upside down?
It quacks up.