What's the motto of vegetables? Don't worry, pea happy.
Hap-pea-ness is when you and your friend are like two peas in a pod.
I almost got a world record for having the most peas up my nose but sadly I blew it.
What do you find when you swallow peas whole?
Inner peas
We're like three peas in a pod, but lately I feel left out. It's making me quite unhap-pea.
Q: What made the green pea turn red?
A: It saw the salad dressing.
I sat on some peas in the car. It was a bumpea ride.
Me and my sister used to be like peas in a pod, but recently she's become too snap-pea.
I asked the pianist if he could play the Chick Pea Song.
He said, "Maybe. Can you hummus a few bars?'
What do you call two peas in a pod?
Peepee
"Can I get some peas and quiet?!" shouted the pea dad angrily.
Q: Did you hear about the pea that changed careers?
A: He went into a different field!
Sometimes a pea starts acting like a diva. We call them a pea-Madonna.
My best friend said we're like two peas in a pod. I'm confused, there's only one P in pod.
Q: How do you make a blueberry?
A: You strangle a pea.
Mr. Pea never did any work and yet always looked down on the other vegetables. He was a real peas of work.
Q: What do you call an angry pea?
A: Grum-pea!
Did you hear about the pea pod that became damaged?
It had to wear a pod cast.
I like to roll peas from the top of a mountain. I always start at the peak.
Q: Why did peas jump out of an airplane?
A: They wanted to be air pods.
Tonight my wife was making dinner and she was using some fresh peas. She dropped some on the floor.
My 4 year old said “mummy, you’ve pee’d on the floor”
Needless to say I was in stitches.
I just finished the Mona Lisa made from vegetables. It's a masterpeas.
What do you call chick peas in a cavern?
Humus Sapiens
Q: Why is a carrot orange and pointy?
A: Because if it was green and round, it would be a pea!
My sister's trying to get famous. She'll never make it, she's just a wanna-pea.
My mum makes peas for every meal. I'm sick of her reci-peas.
What's the difference between black eyed peas and chickpeas?
Black eyed peas can sing a tune, chickpeas can only hummus one.
To catch a polar bear you surround a hole in the ice with peas
Then, when he goes to take a pea you kick him in the ice hole.
Q: Why wouldn’t the teacher bring the class to the green pea farm?
A: It was in a seedy part of town.
I went to an English camping party with some vegetables. We stayed in a tea-pea.
The chickpea wrote a book, but he didn't release it until after his death. He wanted to do it post-hummusly.
I went to see a beet poet the other day. There were lots of hip peas there.
I like fried chickpeas, but I shouldn't eat them. Every time I do I falafel.
My dad tried to put peas into an orange once. It didn't appeal to me.
Vegetarians can't eat anything with beans in. They don't eat food with a pulse.
I found my son sleeping in a pile of peas. May he rest in peas.
What did Mrs. Pea say to his wife after she refused to listen to her? "I don't care, just do as you peas."
You make me hap-pea, we're like two peas in a pod.
No one understands me when i say I like to paint peas in a cage.
I don’t what is so hard about it. I’m a trapped peas artist.
Once I got peas stuck in my ear. I had to make people re-pea-t themselves.
I gave my toddler peas for the first time. He wasn't very hap-pea.
What do you get with surprise peas?
Wet legs
I made a pie with a can of peas in. Pea-can pie. It didn't taste how I imagined.
I told my dad I wanted world peace. He said whirled peas sounded horrible.
If you throw your peas in the sky you get air pods.
Hundreds of chickpeas were found dead the other day. The police say it's a hummuside.
If you want to ask someone to borrow their peas, you have to say pea-lease.
My wife won't let me become a bean farmer. Why won't she just let me work in peas!
I used to hate peas. I like them now, I just make sure I think of them as 'o's.'
What is the charge for beating someone with a bottle of olive oil and a can of chick peas ?
Attempted Hummus-ide.
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