Board

I’m never board when I’m at the pool.
I almost got caught stealing a board game today.
But it was a Risk I was willing to take.
I took my friend’s board game without him noticing.
He doesn’t have a Clue.
I left chess club early this week.
I was just so board.
I tried to start a soccer club so I put up some posters on a local bulletin board.
Just to get the ball rolling.
My neighbor was walking across the street while carrying the game Scrabble then suddenly dropped it, leaving the game board and pieces on the ground.
I said: “Hey Jeff! What’s the word on the street?”
The police told me they'd throw me in jail the next time they caught me stealing board games.
But that's a Risk I'm willing to take.
“People say, ‘But Betty, Facebook is a great way to connect with old friends.’ Well, at my age, if I want to connect with old friends I need a Ouija board.”
Betty White
Titanic: “And I’m nominating everyone on board for the Ice Bucket challenge!”
Where do bulls get their messages? On a bull-etin board.
How are snow boards and vacuum cleaners alike?
Both have dirt bags on board.