How are snow boards and vacuum cleaners alike?
Both have dirt bags on board.
I left chess club early this week.
I was just so board.
Titanic: “And I’m nominating everyone on board for the Ice Bucket challenge!”
“People say, ‘But Betty, Facebook is a great way to connect with old friends.’ Well, at my age, if I want to connect with old friends I need a Ouija board.”
Betty White
I’m never board when I’m at the pool.
I tried to start a soccer club so I put up some posters on a local bulletin board.
Just to get the ball rolling.
I almost got caught stealing a board game today.
But it was a Risk I was willing to take.
I took my friend’s board game without him noticing.
He doesn’t have a Clue.
My neighbor was walking across the street while carrying the game Scrabble then suddenly dropped it, leaving the game board and pieces on the ground.
I said: “Hey Jeff! What’s the word on the street?”
The police told me they'd throw me in jail the next time they caught me stealing board games.
But that's a Risk I'm willing to take.
Where do bulls get their messages? On a bull-etin board.