Where do beavers sleep? They sleep on a river bed.
What do beavers like to put on their salads?
Branch dressing.
What is a beaver's most favorite song ever? You made me a, you made me a beaver, beaver.
I asked a beaver out on a date. The beaver replied: “Gnaw.” I said: “Dam.”
What did the beaver say to the other beaver? I love you like no otter.
Who is a beaver's most favorite pop singer ever? Justin Beaver.
Q: What did the sign for the party for beavers say?
A: Beaver or be square.
Knock knock!
Who is there?
Beaver
Beaver who?
Be-ware of the turbulent river.
Knock Knock!
Who is there?
Beaver Y.
Beaver Y. who?
Bea-ver-y quiet, you are in a library.
The beavers avoid going deep-diving now. They saw one beaver hitting rock bottom.
A beaver asked his fellow beavers to hurry up and said, "Water you waiting for, make haste."
The beavers avoid going deep-diving now. They saw one beaver hitting rock bottom.
The Beavers have the ugliest house in the neighborhood.
It’s a dam shame.
What do you call a beaver with a bad attitude who acts lazy? A beaver that doesn’t give a dam.
A beaver's experience in college deep-ends on if they go to the best university.
What is a beaver's most favorite drama series ever? Riverdale.
Where did the hamsters invade the beaver colony? Hamsterdam.
Beaver jokes
Can be pretty dam funny.
Why did the beaver cross the river? To get to the other side of the river.
What did the river ask the beaver? "Water you doing today?"
Why had the beaver left the pond? He thought it was too shallow.
What does a beaver from Philly drink?
Wooder.
Where do beavers go for a hair cut? To the bobber shop.
Where do beavers keep their money? Well, they keep it in the riverbank.
Are beavers the best builders in the animal kingdom? Dam right they are.
A beaver told a joke about a waterfall. It was a pour joke.
What did the husband beaver say to the wife beaver to express his love and gratitude? You are the one for me, waddle I do without you?
Why are beavers so good in maths? They love log'arithms.