Which is the most religious cheese? Swiss, because it is holy.
What do you call a piece of cheese that likes to shoot hoops? Swiss!
Did you hear what happened when the decorator painted his wife with cheese? He double Gloucester!
What cheese surrounds a medieval castle? Moatzeralla
What wisdom did the daddy cheese pass down to his son?
A curd in the hand is worth two in the bush.
Did you hear about the cheese factory that exploded? De-brie went everywhere!
What happens when you go on an all-cheese diet?
You cheddar few pounds.
What cheese is made backwards?
Edam.
What kind of cheese to beavers eat?
Edam.
What does a piece of cheese tell you during a game of tag?
Cheez it.
Which is the Richest Cheese in the world? Paris Stilton.
How does the Cheese Detective choose his clients?
On a queso by queso basis.
Did you hear about the guy who had an addiction to cheddar cheese?
It was only mild.
What did the commedian say after after a bad set?
That crowd was laughtose intolerant.
What do you call a socialite made of cheese?
Paris Stilton.
What drives cheese crazy?
That everyone around them is crackers.
What is a cannibal’s favorite cheese?
Limb-burger.
What covers the floor of the motzarella forest?
Cheese sticks.
Why did the parmesan swipe left on the cheddar?
His pick-up line was too cheesey.
What kind of cheese makes the best music?
Brieoncé.
What do you call cheese who attends art openings?
Cultured.
When should you go on a cheese diet? If you need to cheddar a few pounds
What was the cheese’s strategy when it ran for president?
Make America grate again.
What kind of cheese do rodents like? Mousearella.
What did the Cheese salesman say? That cheese may be Gouda, but this one is Feta!
What Welsh cheese must you always eat with caution? Caerphilly
What does a lady in a mall do with a cheesey credit card? Go on a shopping brie.
What is a cheese lover’s favorite track and field event?
The curdles.
Why does cheese look normal? Because everyone else on the plate is crackers.
What did the mom cheese tell the little boy cheese when he got hurt on his bike?
“Gotta take the gouda with the bad.”
What cheese cries the most?
Babybel.
What is a cheese lover’s favorite musician?
Mozart-arella.
What is a cheese lover’s favorite rap artist?
Feta wap.
What were the cheese’s wedding vows?
To havarti and to hold.
What do you call referential cheese?
Feta.
What is a cheese’s favorite kind of philosophy?
Epistemology and fetaphysics.
What is a cheese lover’s favorite type of music?
R n’ Brie.
What is a cheese lover’s favorite Village People song?
Nacho Man.
What did the cheese say when it looked in the mirror ? Halloumi (Hello me)
What do you tell your friend after she breaks up with a cheese lover?
You’re cheddar off without him!
What did one cheese say to the other during philosophy class?
“I dis a brie.”
What kind of cheese do alcoholics eat?
Livarot.
What hotel do cheese lover’s stay in?
The Stilton.
What is the name of the country near Iraq that is made entirely of cheese? Curd-istan
How do you get a mouse to smile?
Say cheese.
What's the most popular American cheese sitcom? Curd Your Enthusiasm
Saw a great offer on cheese in Tesco today!
It was buy one get one brie.
Where should you call if you find a bad cheese shop?
The feta business bureau.
What do you get when you cross a goblin and cheese? Muenster cheese.
Why doesn't cheddar like to party with crackers? Someone always cuts the cheese.
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