Why did the cheese get in trouble?
It was up to no gouda.
How does a cheese tell you they want to be with you?
“I think you and I would look gouda together.”
What do you call cheese that is acting crazy? A basket queso.
What did the Cheese salesman say? That cheese may be Gouda, but this one is Feta!
Why didn’t I believe what the cheese salesman told me?
It was too gouda to be true.
What did mutter say to paneer? Tu cheese badi hai mast mast.
What is Tom Hanks' favourite soft cheese? Philadelphia.
Did you hear about the cheese factory that exploded? De-brie went everywhere!
What's the most popular American cheese sitcom? Curd Your Enthusiasm
What is a cheese lover’s favorite type of music?
R n’ Brie.
Did you hear about the guy who had an addiction to cheddar cheese?
It was only mild.
Did you hear what happened when the decorator painted his wife with cheese? He double Gloucester!
What do you call cheese who attends art openings?
Cultured.
What did the grilled cheese sandwich say to their date?
“You make me melt.”
Do you want to hear a pizza joke? Never mind it's too cheesy.
Why should you always bring a bag of tortilla chips to a party?
In queso emergency.
What did the cheese say to the other cheese? I smell something swiss-picious!
What did Shakespeare say as he was making a cheese plate?
To brie or not to brie.
Did you hear about the cheese shop that was destroyed by a tornado?
All that’s left is da brie.
What did one cheese tell the other cheese on Valentine’s day?
Brie mine.
Who were the first cheese lovers ever?
Edam and Eve.
How do you get a mouse to smile?
Say cheese.
What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nacho Cheese!
How did the cheese get such curly hair?
It got a permasan.
What did the aged cheddar say when his mom told him he couldn’t see a movie that was rated R?
“I’m mature for my age.”
What does a lady in a mall do with a cheesey credit card? Go on a shopping brie.
Did you hear about the guy who forgot to use the colander when making mac and cheese?
His wife gave him a restraining order.
How do you share a piece of cheese with a bear?
Caerphilly.
What is a lion’s favorite cheese?
Roarquefort.
Why didn’t the chef slice his cheese?
He had grater plans.
What is the name of the country near Iraq that is made entirely of cheese? Curd-istan
Where should you call if you find a bad cheese shop?
The feta business bureau.
What did one cheese say to the other during philosophy class?
“I dis a brie.”
What do you call a flying cheese?
A curd of prey.
Why doesn’t anyone like to hang out with crackers?
Someone always cuts the cheese.
Why was the cheese asked to leave the restaurant?
The cook said “we don’t serve your rind here”.
What is a basketball players favorite kind of cheese? Swish cheese!
What did the cheese call himself after he got dumped?
Forever provolone.
What do you feed the son of god? Cheeses of Nazareth.
What is a cannibal's favourite cheese? Limburger
What did the cheese say after escaping the mouse? I'm Brieeee!
How do you know it’s getting kind of serious with a cheese lover?
They tell you they are pretty fondue you.
What do you call an oriental cheese? Parm-asian
What did the mom cheese tell the little boy cheese when he got hurt on his bike?
“Gotta take the gouda with the bad.”
What pickup line can you use to pick up a cheese lover?
“Are you cheddar? ‘Cause you’re lookin’ sharp!”
What does a cheese lover say when someone keeps messing around with them?
“You gouda brie kidding!”
When do they smother a burrito in cheese? In best queso scenario.
Why did the parmesan swipe left on the cheddar?
His pick-up line was too cheesey.
What is a cheese lover’s favorite rap artist?
Feta wap.
Why did the cheese shop owner finally quit the business?
He was tired of the daily rind.