What kind of cheese makes the best music?
Brieoncé.
Do you want to hear a pizza joke? Never mind it's too cheesy.
What is a cannibal’s favorite cheese?
Limb-burger.
What did one cheddar cheese say to the other cheddar cheese at prom?
Looking sharp!
What is Tom Hanks' favourite soft cheese? Philadelphia.
What does a piece of cheese tell you during a game of tag?
Cheez it.
What is a pirate’s favorite cheese?
Ched-arrrrgh!
What did the blind man say after being handed a cheese grater? "That's the most violent book I've ever read."
I have an addiction to cheddar cheese.
But it's only mild.
What do you call an oriental cheese? Parm-asian
Why doesn’t anyone like to hang out with crackers?
Someone always cuts the cheese.
Did you hear about the cheese failed to medal at the olympics? It fell at the final curdle
What do you call it when a cheese goes #2?
Fondue-due.
What hotel do cheese lover’s stay in?
The Stilton.
What kind of cheese protects a castle?
Moat-zarella.
What cheese do beavers like? eDam
What pickup line can you use to pick up a cheese lover?
“Are you cheddar? ‘Cause you’re lookin’ sharp!”
What did the cheese call himself after he got dumped?
Forever provolone.
What is a cheese lover’s favorite track and field event?
The curdles.
Did you hear about the guy who forgot to use the colander when making mac and cheese?
His wife gave him a restraining order.
Why does the Pope love Swiss cheese so much?
It’s hole-y.
What did mutter say to paneer? Tu cheese badi hai mast mast.
How do you know when a cheese is full of himself?
Whatever you say, he’ll say he is feta.
What did the cheese say when it looked in the mirror ? Halloumi (Hello me)
Why did the cheese lover hide cheese in the back of his fridge?
In queso emergency.
What do you call a cheese that is an alcoholic? Livarot
What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nacho Cheese!
What's the most popular American cheese sitcom? Curd Your Enthusiasm
How do you get a mouse to smile?
Say cheese.
What is a cheese lover’s favorite type of music?
R n’ Brie.
What do you call a piece of cheese that likes to shoot hoops? Swiss!
What happens when you go on an all-cheese diet?
You cheddar few pounds.
What wisdom did the daddy cheese pass down to his son?
A curd in the hand is worth two in the bush.
Why do cheeses make bad musicians?
They’re always sharp.
What cheese is made backwards?
Edam.
Which is the Richest Cheese in the world? Paris Stilton.
When do they smother a burrito in cheese? In best queso scenario.
What did one cheese tell the other cheese on Valentine’s day?
Brie mine.
What do you get when you cross a smurf and a cow?
Blue cheese.
What does a cheese say when you ask him to share a secret?
He cantal.
What drives cheese crazy?
That everyone around them is crackers.
Why does cheese look normal? Because everyone else on the plate is crackers.
What do cheese makers dance to on halloween? The muenster mash!
What do you feed the son of god? Cheeses of Nazareth.
What do you get when you cross a goblin and cheese? Muenster cheese.
What is a lions favourite cheese? Roar-quefort.
Which search engine is popular amongst mice? Ask Cheese.
What is a cheese lover’s favorite rap artist?
Feta wap.
How does a cheese tell you they want to be with you?
“I think you and I would look gouda together.”
What is a cheese lover’s favorite Village People song?
Nacho Man.
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