What do you call referential cheese?
Feta.
How do you get a mouse to smile?
Say cheese.
Did you hear about the cheese factory that exploded? De-brie went everywhere!
What was the cheese’s strategy when it ran for president?
Make America grate again.
What do cheese makers dance to on halloween? The muenster mash!
Which search engine is popular amongst mice? Ask Cheese.
What did the grilled cheese sandwich say to their date?
“You make me melt.”
Did you hear about the guy who opened up a store where they only sell Swiss cheese?
It’s a hole business strategy.
Why couldn’t the cheese sleep?
He was scared there was a munster under the bed.
What drives cheese crazy?
That everyone around them is crackers.
What is the name of the country near Iraq that is made entirely of cheese? Curd-istan
Why was the cheese asked to leave the restaurant?
The cook said “we don’t serve your rind here”.
What did one cheese tell the other cheese on Valentine’s day?
Brie mine.
What did Shakespeare say as he was making a cheese plate?
To brie or not to brie.
Saw a great offer on cheese in Tesco today!
It was buy one get one brie.
What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nacho Cheese!
What happened after an explosion at a French cheese factory? All that was left was de brie.
What do you call cheese who attends art openings?
Cultured.
What did the cheese say after escaping the mouse? I'm Brieeee!
What is a cannibal’s favorite cheese?
Limb-burger.
What did the cheese call himself after he got dumped?
Forever provolone.
What do you call a flying cheese?
A curd of prey.
What kind of cheese do alcoholics eat?
Livarot.
Why do cheeses make bad musicians?
They’re always sharp.
What do you tell your friend after she breaks up with a cheese lover?
You’re cheddar off without him!
What wisdom did the daddy cheese pass down to his son?
A curd in the hand is worth two in the bush.
What does a piece of cheese tell you during a game of tag?
Cheez it.
Did you hear about the cheese lover who took his girlfriend for granted?
How dairy.
Why should you always bring a bag of tortilla chips to a party?
In queso emergency.
What do you call cheese that is sad? Blue cheese.
What cheese cries the most?
Babybel.
What covers the floor of the motzarella forest?
Cheese sticks.
What does a lady in a mall do with a cheesey credit card? Go on a shopping brie.
What did the cheese say when it looked in the mirror ? Halloumi (Hello me)
What is a cheese lover’s favorite musician?
Mozart-arella.
Which is the most religious cheese? Swiss, because it is holy.
What did the cheese say to the other cheese? I smell something swiss-picious!
Where should you call if you find a bad cheese shop?
The feta business bureau.
What do you call an oriental cheese? Parm-asian
What kind of cheese do rodents like? Mousearella.
What were the cheese’s wedding vows?
To havarti and to hold.
Did you hear about the cheese failed to medal at the olympics? It fell at the final curdle
What does a cheese say when they look in the mirror in the morning?
Halloumi.
What does a cheese say when you ask him to share a secret?
He cantal.
What is a basketball players favorite kind of cheese? Swish cheese!
What do you call a grilled cheese sandwich that's all up in your face? Too close for comfort food.
Did you hear about the guy who had an addiction to cheddar cheese?
It was only mild.
Did you hear about the guy who forgot to use the colander when making mac and cheese?
His wife gave him a restraining order.
What did the mom cheese tell the little boy cheese when he got hurt on his bike?
“Gotta take the gouda with the bad.”
What is a lions favourite cheese? Roar-quefort.
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