Did you hear about the cheese shop that was destroyed by a tornado?
All that’s left is da brie.
What cheese cries the most?
Babybel.
What do you call a socialite made of cheese?
Paris Stilton.
What do you tell a cheese going through a hard time?
Ricotta get through this.
What does a real cheese freak say when they come to your door?
“I’d like to talk to you about Cheesus.”
Why couldn’t the cheese sleep?
He was scared there was a munster under the bed.
What happened after an explosion at a French cheese factory? All that was left was de brie.
Why should you always bring a bag of tortilla chips to a party?
In queso emergency.
How do you know when a cheese is full of himself?
Whatever you say, he’ll say he is feta.
What is a cheese lover’s favorite rap artist?
Feta wap.
What do you tell your friend after she breaks up with a cheese lover?
You’re cheddar off without him!
Did you hear about the guy who had an addiction to cheddar cheese?
It was only mild.
What is a cannibal’s favorite cheese?
Limb-burger.
What did mutter say to paneer? Tu cheese badi hai mast mast.
What does a cheese like to drink after a long day?
Morbier.
What does a cheese lover say when someone keeps messing around with them?
“You gouda brie kidding!”
What group of cheese has been known to fly? Curds of prey!
What is the name of the country near Iraq that is made entirely of cheese? Curd-istan
I have an addiction to cheddar cheese.
But it's only mild.
What did Shakespeare say as he was making a cheese plate?
To brie or not to brie.
What Welsh cheese must you always eat with caution? Caerphilly
What wisdom did the daddy cheese pass down to his son?
A curd in the hand is worth two in the bush.
What cheese do beavers like? eDam
What did the cheese call himself after he got dumped?
Forever provolone.
What did the cheese say when it looked in the mirror ? Halloumi (Hello me)
What is a lion’s favorite cheese?
Roarquefort.
What activity should you do when you’re babysitting little cheeses?
Build a roquefort.
What do you get when you cross a smurf and a cow?
Blue cheese.
What do you call a cheese that is an alcoholic? Livarot
What kind of cheese protects a castle?
Moat-zarella.
What did the blind man say after being handed a cheese grater? "That's the most violent book I've ever read."
What did the commedian say after after a bad set?
That crowd was laughtose intolerant.
What’s a good way to start a conversation with a cheese plate on Tinder?
“Hello. Is it brie you’re looking for?”
When do they smother a burrito in cheese? In best queso scenario.
What hotel do cheese lover’s stay in?
The Stilton.
How does the Cheese Detective choose his clients?
On a queso by queso basis.
What kind of cheese do rodents like? Mousearella.
Why did the cheese get in trouble?
It was up to no gouda.
Why doesn't cheddar like to party with crackers? Someone always cuts the cheese.
How do you know it’s getting kind of serious with a cheese lover?
They tell you they are pretty fondue you.
What do you call referential cheese?
Feta.
How did the cheese get such curly hair?
It got a permasan.
Why did the wheel act so bossy? Cause he was the "Big Cheese."
How do you share a piece of cheese with a bear?
Caerphilly.
Why does cheese look normal? Because everyone else on the plate is crackers.
What do they say when you leave the cheese store?
Have a gouda day!
What is a pirate’s favorite cheese?
Ched-arrrrgh!
What cheese surrounds a medieval castle? Moatzeralla
What is a lions favourite cheese? Roar-quefort.
What did the aged cheddar say when his mom told him he couldn’t see a movie that was rated R?
“I’m mature for my age.”
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