What is a lions favourite cheese? Roar-quefort
How does a cheese tell you they want to be with you?
“I think you and I would look gouda together.”
What wisdom did the daddy cheese pass down to his son?
A curd in the hand is worth two in the bush.
What kind of cheese makes the best music?
Brieoncé.
What do you tell a cheese going through a hard time?
Ricotta get through this.
What happened after an explosion at a French cheese factory? All that was left was de brie.
Why should you always bring a bag of tortilla chips to a party?
In queso emergency.
What does a cheese say when they look in the mirror in the morning?
Halloumi.
Why didn’t the chef slice his cheese?
He had grater plans.
Did you hear about the guy who had an addiction to cheddar cheese?
It was only mild.
What do you call an oriental cheese? Parm-asian
What hotel do cheese lover’s stay in?
The Stilton.
What do you call a grilled cheese sandwich that's all up in your face? Too close for comfort food.
What did one cheddar cheese say to the other cheddar cheese at prom?
Looking sharp!
Why do cheeses make bad musicians?
They’re always sharp.
What do cheese makers dance to on halloween? The muenster mash!
What did the cheese say to the other cheese? I smell something swiss-picious!
What cheese should you use to hide a horse? Mascarpone.
What is a cheese lover’s favorite musician?
Mozart-arella.
What do you call a flying cheese?
A curd of prey.
Did you hear about the cheese lover who took his girlfriend for granted?
How dairy.
What kind of cheese to beavers eat?
Edam.
When should you go on a cheese diet? If you need to cheddar a few pounds
What did the cheese say when it looked in the mirror ? Halloumi (Hello me)
Did you hear what happened to the cheese after its breakup?
It got provolonely.
What is a cheese lover’s favorite type of music?
R n’ Brie.
What kind of cheese protects a castle?
Moat-zarella.
When do they smother a burrito in cheese? In best queso scenario.
What group of cheese has been known to fly? Curds of prey!
Why did the cheese shop owner finally quit the business?
He was tired of the daily rind.
What were the cheese’s wedding vows?
To havarti and to hold.
What does a cheese lover say when someone keeps messing around with them?
“You gouda brie kidding!”
What cheese do beavers like? eDam
What did the blind man say after being handed a cheese grater? "That's the most violent book I've ever read."
What does a lady in a mall do with a cheesey credit card? Go on a shopping brie.
What do you call cheese that is sad? Blue cheese.
Why does cheese look normal? Because everyone else on the plate is crackers.
What is a basketball players favorite kind of cheese? Swish cheese!
What did the Cheese salesman say? That cheese may be Gouda, but this one is Feta!
What do you call a socialite made of cheese?
Paris Stilton.
What did the commedian say after after a bad set?
That crowd was laughtose intolerant.
What is a lion’s favorite cheese?
Roarquefort.
Where should you call if you find a bad cheese shop?
The feta business bureau.
What did the grilled cheese sandwich say to their date?
“You make me melt.”
What did the aged cheddar say when his mom told him he couldn’t see a movie that was rated R?
“I’m mature for my age.”
Why did the wheel act so bossy? Cause he was the "Big Cheese."
What do you feed the son of god? Cheeses of Nazareth.
What do they say when you leave the cheese store?
Have a gouda day!
Did you hear about the cheese shop that was destroyed by a tornado?
All that’s left is da brie.
What did one cheese tell the other cheese on Valentine’s day?
Brie mine.
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