What does a cheese say when you ask him to share a secret?
He cantal.
What did the cheese say to the other cheese? I smell something swiss-picious!
How do you get a mouse to smile?
Say cheese.
What does a lady in a mall do with a cheesey credit card? Go on a shopping brie.
Who were the first cheese lovers ever?
Edam and Eve.
Which is the Richest Cheese in the world? Paris Stilton.
Did you hear what happened to the cheese after its breakup?
It got provolonely.
What hotel do cheese lover’s stay in?
The Stilton.
What kind of cheese to beavers eat?
Edam.
What happens when you go on an all-cheese diet?
You cheddar few pounds.
What do you get when you cross a goblin and cheese? Muenster cheese.
What is a basketball players favorite kind of cheese? Swish cheese!
What did the blind man say after being handed a cheese grater? "That's the most violent book I've ever read."
What did mutter say to paneer? Tu cheese badi hai mast mast.
What do you call cheese who attends art openings?
Cultured.
How does the Cheese Detective choose his clients?
On a queso by queso basis.
What do you call a flying cheese?
A curd of prey.
How do you know when a cheese is full of himself?
Whatever you say, he’ll say he is feta.
What do you call a cheese that is an alcoholic? Livarot
Why couldn’t the cheese sleep?
He was scared there was a munster under the bed.
What cheese is made backwards?
Edam.
What did one cheese tell the other cheese on Valentine’s day?
Brie mine.
What did Shakespeare say as he was making a cheese plate?
To brie or not to brie.
Why did the cheese get in trouble?
It was up to no gouda.
What do you call referential cheese?
Feta.
Did you hear about the cheese factory that exploded? De-brie went everywhere!
Why did the parmesan swipe left on the cheddar?
His pick-up line was too cheesey.
What did the cheese say after escaping the mouse? I'm Brieeee!
When shouldn't you believe a word your cheese is saying? When it's too Gouda to be true.
What do cheese makers dance to on halloween? The muenster mash!
What Welsh cheese must you always eat with caution? Caerphilly
What did the aged cheddar say when his mom told him he couldn’t see a movie that was rated R?
“I’m mature for my age.”
What is the name of the country near Iraq that is made entirely of cheese? Curd-istan
What do you get when you cross a smurf and a cow?
Blue cheese.
How did the cheese get such curly hair?
It got a permasan.
What drives cheese crazy?
That everyone around them is crackers.
What do you call cheese that is acting crazy? A basket queso.
Did you hear what happened when the decorator painted his wife with cheese? He double Gloucester!
How does a cheese tell you they want to be with you?
“I think you and I would look gouda together.”
What did the cheese say when it looked in the mirror ? Halloumi (Hello me)
What do you call a grilled cheese sandwich that's all up in your face? Too close for comfort food.
Do you want to hear a pizza joke? Never mind it's too cheesy.
When do they smother a burrito in cheese? In best queso scenario.
What kind of cheese do alcoholics eat?
Livarot.
What did the Cheese salesman say? That cheese may be Gouda, but this one is Feta!
What is a pirate’s favorite cheese?
Ched-arrrrgh!
Why did the wheel act so bossy? Cause he was the "Big Cheese."
What do you feed the son of god? Cheeses of Nazareth.
What activity should you do when you’re babysitting little cheeses?
Build a roquefort.
What do you call an oriental cheese? Parm-asian
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