Where should you call if you find a bad cheese shop?
The feta business bureau.
Why do cheeses make bad musicians?
They’re always sharp.
What covers the floor of the motzarella forest?
Cheese sticks.
What does a piece of cheese tell you during a game of tag?
Cheez it.
What’s a good way to start a conversation with a cheese plate on Tinder?
“Hello. Is it brie you’re looking for?”
How did the cheese professor start class every day?
Oh queso…
What happened after an explosion at a French cheese factory? All that was left was de brie.
What kind of cheese do alcoholics eat?
Livarot.
Did you hear about the guy who opened up a store where they only sell Swiss cheese?
It’s a hole business strategy.
Why did the cheese lover hide cheese in the back of his fridge?
In queso emergency.
What do you call cheese that is sad? Blue cheese.
What pickup line can you use to pick up a cheese lover?
“Are you cheddar? ‘Cause you’re lookin’ sharp!”
What do you call a piece of cheese that likes to shoot hoops? Swiss!
Whats the best cheese to coax a bear down a mountain? Camembert (Come On Bear)
Did you hear about the cheese lover who took his girlfriend for granted?
How dairy.
What do you call referential cheese?
Feta.
What do you tell your friend after she breaks up with a cheese lover?
You’re cheddar off without him!
What did the mom cheese tell the little boy cheese when he got hurt on his bike?
“Gotta take the gouda with the bad.”
Why did the parmesan swipe left on the cheddar?
His pick-up line was too cheesey.
What kind of cheese to beavers eat?
Edam.
What does a cheese like to drink after a long day?
Morbier.
What is a cheese lover’s favorite track and field event?
The curdles.
What do you call a grilled cheese sandwich that's all up in your face? Too close for comfort food.
What's the most popular American cheese sitcom? Curd Your Enthusiasm
Why did the wheel act so bossy? Cause he was the "Big Cheese."
What cheese do beavers like? eDam
What do you feed the son of god? Cheeses of Nazareth.
Which is the most religious cheese? Swiss, because it is holy.
Do you want to hear a pizza joke? Never mind it's too cheesy.
What did one cheddar cheese say to the other cheddar cheese at prom?
Looking sharp!
Why did the cheese get in trouble?
It was up to no gouda.
Why doesn't cheddar like to party with crackers? Someone always cuts the cheese.
What group of cheese has been known to fly? Curds of prey!
What Welsh cheese must you always eat with caution? Caerphilly
What do you call a socialite made of cheese?
Paris Stilton.
What is a lions favourite cheese? Roar-quefort
What does a real cheese freak say when they come to your door?
“I’d like to talk to you about Cheesus.”
Did you hear what happened when the decorator painted his wife with cheese? He double Gloucester!
How do you share a piece of cheese with a bear?
Caerphilly.
What is a cannibal's favourite cheese? Limburger
Why doesn’t anyone like to hang out with crackers?
Someone always cuts the cheese.
What did one cheese tell the other cheese on Valentine’s day?
Brie mine.
What cheese cries the most?
Babybel.
What is a cheese lover’s favorite rap artist?
Feta wap.
Who were the first cheese lovers ever?
Edam and Eve.
What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nacho Cheese!
What do you call it when a cheese goes #2?
Fondue-due.
What were the cheese’s wedding vows?
To havarti and to hold.
What hotel do cheese lover’s stay in?
The Stilton.
What did mutter say to paneer? Tu cheese badi hai mast mast.
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