Cheese Puns

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What kind of cheese protects a castle?
Moat-zarella.
When do they smother a burrito in cheese? In best queso scenario.
What do you call a socialite made of cheese?
Paris Stilton.
What do you call a piece of cheese that likes to shoot hoops? Swiss!
Why should you always bring a bag of tortilla chips to a party?
In queso emergency.
What do you call an oriental cheese? Parm-asian
What do you call it when a cheese goes #2?
Fondue-due.
What do you call cheese that is sad? Blue cheese.
Why do cheeses make bad musicians?
They’re always sharp.
What did the Cheese salesman say? That cheese may be Gouda, but this one is Feta!
Who were the first cheese lovers ever?
Edam and Eve.
What did one cheese say to the other during philosophy class?
“I dis a brie.”
What covers the floor of the motzarella forest?
Cheese sticks.
What is a cheese lover’s favorite rap artist?
Feta wap.
Why did the parmesan swipe left on the cheddar?
His pick-up line was too cheesey.
What did the grilled cheese sandwich say to their date?
“You make me melt.”
What does a cheese lover say when someone keeps messing around with them?
“You gouda brie kidding!”
Why does cheese look normal? Because everyone else on the plate is crackers.
Why doesn’t anyone like to hang out with crackers?
Someone always cuts the cheese.
Why didn’t I believe what the cheese salesman told me?
It was too gouda to be true.
Why did the wheel act so bossy? Cause he was the "Big Cheese."
Did you hear what happened to the cheese after its breakup?
It got provolonely.
What kind of cheese to beavers eat?
Edam.
What is a pirate’s favorite cheese?
Ched-arrrrgh!
What do you call cheese that is acting crazy? A basket queso.
What do you call a grilled cheese sandwich that's all up in your face? Too close for comfort food.
What's the most popular American cheese sitcom? Curd Your Enthusiasm
Which is the most religious cheese? Swiss, because it is holy.
What did the cheese say to the other cheese? I smell something swiss-picious!
What is a basketball players favorite kind of cheese? Swish cheese!
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