What did the grilled cheese sandwich say to their date?
“You make me melt.”
What is a lion’s favorite cheese?
Roarquefort.
Why doesn’t anyone like to hang out with crackers?
Someone always cuts the cheese.
What do you call a flying cheese?
A curd of prey.
What is a cheese lover’s favorite track and field event?
The curdles.
What is a cheese lover’s favorite rap artist?
Feta wap.
What cheese cries the most?
Babybel.
What did one cheese tell the other cheese on Valentine’s day?
Brie mine.
What do you call a grilled cheese sandwich that's all up in your face? Too close for comfort food.
What do you feed the son of god? Cheeses of Nazareth.
What's the most popular American cheese sitcom? Curd Your Enthusiasm
What kind of cheese to beavers eat?
Edam.
What does a lady in a mall do with a cheesey credit card? Go on a shopping brie.
Did you hear about the cheese factory that exploded? De-brie went everywhere!
What do you call cheese that is acting crazy? A basket queso.
What’s a good way to start a conversation with a cheese plate on Tinder?
“Hello. Is it brie you’re looking for?”
What does a real cheese freak say when they come to your door?
“I’d like to talk to you about Cheesus.”
What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nacho Cheese!
What is a lions favourite cheese? Roar-quefort.
What does a cheese say when you ask him to share a secret?
He cantal.
What do you get when you cross a smurf and a cow?
Blue cheese.
I have an addiction to cheddar cheese.
But it's only mild.
What do you call an oriental cheese? Parm-asian
Why did the cheese lover hide cheese in the back of his fridge?
In queso emergency.
What did the commedian say after after a bad set?
That crowd was laughtose intolerant.
What was the cheese’s strategy when it ran for president?
Make America grate again.
Why was the cheese asked to leave the restaurant?
The cook said “we don’t serve your rind here”.
What is a cheese’s favorite kind of philosophy?
Epistemology and fetaphysics.
How did the cheese professor start class every day?
Oh queso…
How do you get a mouse to smile?
Say cheese.
What covers the floor of the motzarella forest?
Cheese sticks.
Which search engine is popular amongst mice? Ask Cheese.
How did the cheese get such curly hair?
It got a permasan.
What did the cheese say when it looked in the mirror ? Halloumi (Hello me)
What does a cheese lover say when someone keeps messing around with them?
“You gouda brie kidding!”
Why didn’t I believe what the cheese salesman told me?
It was too gouda to be true.
What is the name of the country near Iraq that is made entirely of cheese? Curd-istan
What did the blind man say after being handed a cheese grater? "That's the most violent book I've ever read."
What is a basketball players favorite kind of cheese? Swish cheese!
Who were the first cheese lovers ever?
Edam and Eve.
What is a lions favourite cheese? Roar-quefort
Whats the best cheese to coax a bear down a mountain? Camembert (Come On Bear)
What did the cheese say to the other cheese? I smell something swiss-picious!
How do you know when a cheese is full of himself?
Whatever you say, he’ll say he is feta.
Did you hear about the cheese shop that was destroyed by a tornado?
All that’s left is da brie.
What pickup line can you use to pick up a cheese lover?
“Are you cheddar? ‘Cause you’re lookin’ sharp!”
Why does cheese look normal? Because everyone else on the plate is crackers.
How does the Cheese Detective choose his clients?
On a queso by queso basis.
Saw a great offer on cheese in Tesco today!
It was buy one get one brie.
Did you hear about the cheese lover who took his girlfriend for granted?
How dairy.