Why do cheeses make bad musicians?
They’re always sharp.
What happens when you go on an all-cheese diet?
You cheddar few pounds.
When do they smother a burrito in cheese? In best queso scenario.
What do you get when you cross a smurf and a cow?
Blue cheese.
What activity should you do when you’re babysitting little cheeses?
Build a roquefort.
Do you want to hear a pizza joke? Never mind it's too cheesy.
What kind of cheese do rodents like? Mousearella.
How do you share a piece of cheese with a bear?
Caerphilly.
What is a pirate’s favorite cheese?
Ched-arrrrgh!
What covers the floor of the motzarella forest?
Cheese sticks.
Did you hear about the guy who had an addiction to cheddar cheese?
It was only mild.
Saw a great offer on cheese in Tesco today!
It was buy one get one brie.
What do you call a socialite made of cheese?
Paris Stilton.
What is a cheese lover’s favorite musician?
Mozart-arella.
What was the cheese’s strategy when it ran for president?
Make America grate again.
Did you hear about the cheese shop that was destroyed by a tornado?
All that’s left is da brie.
What is a lions favourite cheese? Roar-quefort
Did you hear what happened when the decorator painted his wife with cheese? He double Gloucester!
What did Shakespeare say as he was making a cheese plate?
To brie or not to brie.
Did you hear what happened to the cheese after its breakup?
It got provolonely.
Where should you call if you find a bad cheese shop?
The feta business bureau.
What does a cheese say when you ask him to share a secret?
He cantal.
What do you call cheese that is acting crazy? A basket queso.
What do you tell a cheese going through a hard time?
Ricotta get through this.
What did the grilled cheese sandwich say to their date?
“You make me melt.”
What does a cheese like to drink after a long day?
Morbier.
Why should you always bring a bag of tortilla chips to a party?
In queso emergency.
What do you call it when a cheese goes #2?
Fondue-due.
What is a cheese’s favorite kind of philosophy?
Epistemology and fetaphysics.
What is a cannibal's favourite cheese? Limburger
How do you get a mouse to smile? Say cheese!
What did the cheese say after escaping the mouse? I'm Brieeee!
What do you tell your friend after she breaks up with a cheese lover?
You’re cheddar off without him!
Why did the wheel act so bossy? Cause he was the "Big Cheese."
Why did the cheese shop owner finally quit the business?
He was tired of the daily rind.
What cheese surrounds a medieval castle? Moatzeralla
Did you hear about the guy who forgot to use the colander when making mac and cheese?
His wife gave him a restraining order.
How did the cheese get such curly hair?
It got a permasan.
What cheese cries the most?
Babybel.
What happened after an explosion at a French cheese factory? All that was left was de brie.
What does a cheese lover say when someone keeps messing around with them?
“You gouda brie kidding!”
What does a piece of cheese tell you during a game of tag?
Cheez it.
What's the most popular American cheese sitcom? Curd Your Enthusiasm
What drives cheese crazy?
That everyone around them is crackers.
What does a lady in a mall do with a cheesey credit card? Go on a shopping brie.
What is a cheese lover’s favorite type of music?
R n’ Brie.
What did the street cheese say after he got attacked by several blades? I've felt grater.
What pickup line can you use to pick up a cheese lover?
“Are you cheddar? ‘Cause you’re lookin’ sharp!”
Did you hear about the guy who opened up a store where they only sell Swiss cheese?
It’s a hole business strategy.
What did the blind man say after being handed a cheese grater? "That's the most violent book I've ever read."
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