What do you call it when a cheese goes #2?
Fondue-due.
What does a cheese lover say when someone keeps messing around with them?
“You gouda brie kidding!”
What does a cheese say when you ask him to share a secret?
He cantal.
Did you hear about the guy who had an addiction to cheddar cheese?
It was only mild.
How do you know when a cheese is full of himself?
Whatever you say, he’ll say he is feta.
What cheese should you use to hide a horse? Mascarpone.
Did you hear about the cheese failed to medal at the olympics? It fell at the final curdle
Did you hear about the guy who forgot to use the colander when making mac and cheese?
His wife gave him a restraining order.
What did the aged cheddar say when his mom told him he couldn’t see a movie that was rated R?
“I’m mature for my age.”
Why did the parmesan swipe left on the cheddar?
His pick-up line was too cheesey.
Why didn’t I believe what the cheese salesman told me?
It was too gouda to be true.
What does a lady in a mall do with a cheesey credit card? Go on a shopping brie.
Which is the Richest Cheese in the world? Paris Stilton.
Why was the cheese asked to leave the restaurant?
The cook said “we don’t serve your rind here”.
What hotel do cheese lover’s stay in?
The Stilton.
What cheese do beavers like? eDam
What does a cheese say when they look in the mirror in the morning?
Halloumi.
What did the grilled cheese sandwich say to their date?
“You make me melt.”
What group of cheese has been known to fly? Curds of prey!
Do you want to hear a pizza joke? Never mind it's too cheesy.
How does a cheese tell you they want to be with you?
“I think you and I would look gouda together.”
What do you call a piece of cheese that likes to shoot hoops? Swiss!
Why does the Pope love Swiss cheese so much?
It’s hole-y.
What did the cheese say to the other cheese? I smell something swiss-picious!
What did the Cheese salesman say? That cheese may be Gouda, but this one is Feta!
What do you call a flying cheese?
A curd of prey.
What is a pirate’s favorite cheese?
Ched-arrrrgh!
What do you tell your friend after she breaks up with a cheese lover?
You’re cheddar off without him!
What is a cheese lover’s favorite type of music?
R n’ Brie.
Whats the best cheese to coax a bear down a mountain? Camembert (Come On Bear)
What cheese is made backwards?
Edam.
What did mutter say to paneer? Tu cheese badi hai mast mast.
Saw a great offer on cheese in Tesco today!
It was buy one get one brie.
What Welsh cheese must you always eat with caution? Caerphilly
What do you call cheese who attends art openings?
Cultured.
What do you call a grilled cheese sandwich that's all up in your face? Too close for comfort food.
Why couldn’t the cheese sleep?
He was scared there was a munster under the bed.
What is a cheese’s favorite kind of philosophy?
Epistemology and fetaphysics.
What does a cheese like to drink after a long day?
Morbier.
What happens when you go on an all-cheese diet?
You cheddar few pounds.
What is the name of the country near Iraq that is made entirely of cheese? Curd-istan
Why didn’t the chef slice his cheese?
He had grater plans.
What is a cannibal’s favorite cheese?
Limb-burger.
What did Shakespeare say as he was making a cheese plate?
To brie or not to brie.
Did you hear about the cheese lover who took his girlfriend for granted?
How dairy.
How do you share a piece of cheese with a bear?
Caerphilly.
How do you get a mouse to smile?
Say cheese.
What were the cheese’s wedding vows?
To havarti and to hold.
Why did the cheese lover hide cheese in the back of his fridge?
In queso emergency.
Did you hear what happened when the decorator painted his wife with cheese? He double Gloucester!
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