Which is the most religious cheese? Swiss, because it is holy.
What cheese do beavers like? eDam
What did the street cheese say after he got attacked by several blades? I've felt grater.
What is a pirate’s favorite cheese?
Ched-arrrrgh!
What is the name of the country near Iraq that is made entirely of cheese? Curd-istan
What did the mom cheese tell the little boy cheese when he got hurt on his bike?
“Gotta take the gouda with the bad.”
What activity should you do when you’re babysitting little cheeses?
Build a roquefort.
Did you hear about the cheese failed to medal at the olympics? It fell at the final curdle
Which is the Richest Cheese in the world? Paris Stilton.
Why did the cheese shop owner finally quit the business?
He was tired of the daily rind.
What is a cheese lover’s favorite track and field event?
The curdles.
What does a real cheese freak say when they come to your door?
“I’d like to talk to you about Cheesus.”
Did you hear about the guy who had an addiction to cheddar cheese?
It was only mild.
Why did the parmesan swipe left on the cheddar?
His pick-up line was too cheesey.
What is a cannibal's favourite cheese? Limburger
What do you call a socialite made of cheese?
Paris Stilton.
What did the cheese say when it looked in the mirror ? Halloumi (Hello me)
What cheese surrounds a medieval castle? Moatzeralla
What cheese should you use to hide a horse? Mascarpone.
How do you get a mouse to smile?
Say cheese.
What drives cheese crazy?
That everyone around them is crackers.
Why was the cheese asked to leave the restaurant?
The cook said “we don’t serve your rind here”.
Whats the best cheese to coax a bear down a mountain? Camembert (Come On Bear)
What does a piece of cheese tell you during a game of tag?
Cheez it.
What is a lions favourite cheese? Roar-quefort.
What do you call it when a cheese goes #2?
Fondue-due.
What does a cheese say when you ask him to share a secret?
He cantal.
Saw a great offer on cheese in Tesco today!
It was buy one get one brie.
Did you hear what happened to the cheese after its breakup?
It got provolonely.
What kind of cheese protects a castle?
Moat-zarella.
What do you call cheese that is acting crazy? A basket queso.
How did the cheese professor start class every day?
Oh queso…
What's the most popular American cheese sitcom? Curd Your Enthusiasm
What is a cannibal’s favorite cheese?
Limb-burger.
What’s a good way to start a conversation with a cheese plate on Tinder?
“Hello. Is it brie you’re looking for?”
What do you get when you cross a goblin and cheese? Muenster cheese.
What does a cheese say when they look in the mirror in the morning?
Halloumi.
When shouldn't you believe a word your cheese is saying? When it's too Gouda to be true.
What kind of cheese do rodents like? Mousearella.
How do you know when a cheese is full of himself?
Whatever you say, he’ll say he is feta.
When do they smother a burrito in cheese? In best queso scenario.
What do you call a piece of cheese that likes to shoot hoops? Swiss!
What do you call referential cheese?
Feta.
What is a lions favourite cheese? Roar-quefort
Did you hear about the cheese lover who took his girlfriend for granted?
How dairy.
What did the Cheese salesman say? That cheese may be Gouda, but this one is Feta!
How did the cheese get such curly hair?
It got a permasan.
What did the cheese call himself after he got dumped?
Forever provolone.
What did one cheddar cheese say to the other cheddar cheese at prom?
Looking sharp!
Did you hear about the guy who forgot to use the colander when making mac and cheese?
His wife gave him a restraining order.
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