Why should you always bring a bag of tortilla chips to a party?
In queso emergency.
How did the cheese get such curly hair?
It got a permasan.
What's the most popular American cheese sitcom? Curd Your Enthusiasm
What do you call a cheese that is an alcoholic? Livarot
What cheese cries the most?
Babybel.
What did the commedian say after after a bad set?
That crowd was laughtose intolerant.
What is a cheese lover’s favorite rap artist?
Feta wap.
When shouldn't you believe a word your cheese is saying? When it's too Gouda to be true.
Why didn’t I believe what the cheese salesman told me?
It was too gouda to be true.
Why couldn’t the cheese sleep?
He was scared there was a munster under the bed.
When should you go on a cheese diet? If you need to cheddar a few pounds
Did you hear about the cheese factory that exploded? De-brie went everywhere!
What does a cheese say when you ask him to share a secret?
He cantal.
What did mutter say to paneer? Tu cheese badi hai mast mast.
What were the cheese’s wedding vows?
To havarti and to hold.
Which search engine is popular amongst mice? Ask Cheese.
What did the Cheese salesman say? That cheese may be Gouda, but this one is Feta!
What kind of cheese to beavers eat?
Edam.
Why doesn't cheddar like to party with crackers? Someone always cuts the cheese.
Why does cheese look normal? Because everyone else on the plate is crackers.
What did the mom cheese tell the little boy cheese when he got hurt on his bike?
“Gotta take the gouda with the bad.”
What drives cheese crazy?
That everyone around them is crackers.
What do you call an oriental cheese? Parm-asian
What do you call a flying cheese?
A curd of prey.
Which is the Richest Cheese in the world? Paris Stilton.
What does a lady in a mall do with a cheesey credit card? Go on a shopping brie.
What did the cheese say to the other cheese? I smell something swiss-picious!
What kind of cheese makes the best music?
Brieoncé.
What Welsh cheese must you always eat with caution? Caerphilly
How do you get a mouse to smile? Say cheese!
What did one cheese say to the other during philosophy class?
“I dis a brie.”
Why was the cheese asked to leave the restaurant?
The cook said “we don’t serve your rind here”.
What pickup line can you use to pick up a cheese lover?
“Are you cheddar? ‘Cause you’re lookin’ sharp!”
What is a cheese lover’s favorite track and field event?
The curdles.
What cheese do beavers like? eDam
Why did the cheese shop owner finally quit the business?
He was tired of the daily rind.
What is a cannibal’s favorite cheese?
Limb-burger.
What activity should you do when you’re babysitting little cheeses?
Build a roquefort.
What happened after an explosion at a French cheese factory? All that was left was de brie.
What do they say when you leave the cheese store?
Have a gouda day!
Who were the first cheese lovers ever?
Edam and Eve.
Why did the wheel act so bossy? Cause he was the "Big Cheese."
Did you hear about the cheese failed to medal at the olympics? It fell at the final curdle
When do they smother a burrito in cheese? In best queso scenario.
What do you tell your friend after she breaks up with a cheese lover?
You’re cheddar off without him!
How did the cheese professor start class every day?
Oh queso…
What did the cheese say after escaping the mouse? I'm Brieeee!
What wisdom did the daddy cheese pass down to his son?
A curd in the hand is worth two in the bush.
What covers the floor of the motzarella forest?
Cheese sticks.
How does a cheese tell you they want to be with you?
“I think you and I would look gouda together.”
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