What cheese should you use to hide a horse? Mascarpone.
What cheese is made backwards?
Edam.
Did you hear about the cheese failed to medal at the olympics? It fell at the final curdle
What do you feed the son of god? Cheeses of Nazareth.
What did the aged cheddar say when his mom told him he couldn’t see a movie that was rated R?
“I’m mature for my age.”
What did mutter say to paneer? Tu cheese badi hai mast mast.
What did the cheese say to the other cheese? I smell something swiss-picious!
What is Tom Hanks' favourite soft cheese? Philadelphia.
What do you get when you cross a goblin and cheese? Muenster cheese.
How does a cheese tell you they want to be with you?
“I think you and I would look gouda together.”
What did the Cheese salesman say? That cheese may be Gouda, but this one is Feta!
What did Shakespeare say as he was making a cheese plate?
To brie or not to brie.
What is a cheese lover’s favorite type of music?
R n’ Brie.
What do you call cheese that is sad? Blue cheese.
Did you hear about the guy who had an addiction to cheddar cheese?
It was only mild.
Which search engine is popular amongst mice? Ask Cheese.
Why did the cheese lover hide cheese in the back of his fridge?
In queso emergency.
Do you want to hear a pizza joke? Never mind it's too cheesy.
How do you get a mouse to smile?
Say cheese.
What hotel do cheese lover’s stay in?
The Stilton.
What wisdom did the daddy cheese pass down to his son?
A curd in the hand is worth two in the bush.
What Welsh cheese must you always eat with caution? Caerphilly
What do you call it when a cheese goes #2?
Fondue-due.
What was the cheese’s strategy when it ran for president?
Make America grate again.
What does a lady in a mall do with a cheesey credit card? Go on a shopping brie.
What do you call a socialite made of cheese?
Paris Stilton.
What did the commedian say after after a bad set?
That crowd was laughtose intolerant.
What did one cheese tell the other cheese on Valentine’s day?
Brie mine.
What do you call cheese that is acting crazy? A basket queso.
What cheese cries the most?
Babybel.
What do you call a cheese that is an alcoholic? Livarot
What did the blind man say after being handed a cheese grater? "That's the most violent book I've ever read."
What happened after an explosion at a French cheese factory? All that was left was de brie.
What drives cheese crazy?
That everyone around them is crackers.
What do you call a flying cheese?
A curd of prey.
What did the cheese say after escaping the mouse? I'm Brieeee!
What did the mom cheese tell the little boy cheese when he got hurt on his bike?
“Gotta take the gouda with the bad.”
What cheese do beavers like? eDam
Why did the cheese shop owner finally quit the business?
He was tired of the daily rind.
What is a lions favourite cheese? Roar-quefort
What is a lions favourite cheese? Roar-quefort.
When do they smother a burrito in cheese? In best queso scenario.
What do they say when you leave the cheese store?
Have a gouda day!
Where should you call if you find a bad cheese shop?
The feta business bureau.
What is a cannibal’s favorite cheese?
Limb-burger.
Saw a great offer on cheese in Tesco today!
It was buy one get one brie.
How do you know when a cheese is full of himself?
Whatever you say, he’ll say he is feta.
What pickup line can you use to pick up a cheese lover?
“Are you cheddar? ‘Cause you’re lookin’ sharp!”
What does a cheese like to drink after a long day?
Morbier.
What did one cheese say to the other during philosophy class?
“I dis a brie.”
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