Love Puns

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Why is it always easy for vampires to find their better halves?
Because it’s always love at first bite.
I don’t know about you, but I think helicopter rescue pilots have the best pick-up lines.
"I think you should embrace the change, son"
Said my father as he handed me a handful of coins.
My little girl just asked for a goodnight kiss on her nose....
I said I can't kiss that thing it smells!
"Did you hear how the baker proposed to his girlfriend?"
"Yeah, he told her he loafed her more than life itself"
"No, he actually told her how much he kneaded her"
My wife and were on the sofa and I lean in for a cuddle.
She says: "careful I'm holding a tea!"
And I say: "and I'm holding you, so I guess we're both holding letters of the alphabet"
What did the patient with the broken leg say to their doctor?
Hey doc, I have a crutch on you.
You must be copper and terillium because you are Cu-Te
What’s it like to kiss a vampire?
A real pain in the neck!
You’re right up my alley.
Why are volcanos so nice?
They lava you.
You’re my #1 pick.
I’ll always be running-back to you.
I'm reading a romance book in Braille.
I don't think I'll finish. It's too touchy feely for me.
You’re udder-ly perfect.
I think you’re incredi-bowl.
Wow, wouldn’t mind if you became my significant otter.
What do German meat lovers breathe?
Hamburg-air
What do you call someone that's hungry for some cuddles?
Hugry.
Why were the melon lovers sad?
Because they cantaloupe.
My son fell asleep last night with the TV clicker in his hand.
He’s really embraced remote learning.
Your love is like vodka.
You were worth the chase.
There were two antennas who met on a roof and they fell in love and decided to get married. The ceremony was nothing fancy, but you could tell that they had a very strong connection.
What do you say when you find the perfect font?
You’re just my type!
"You bake me crazy."
I get a real kick out of you.
"Aloe you vera much."
Do you have a date for Valentine’s Day?
Yes, it is February 14th
What did the koala say to his girlfriend?
I love you-calpytus.
Life without you would be un-bear-able.
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