What’s green and mean and stabs you when you hug it?
Cactus
Wow, wouldn’t mind if you became my significant otter.
You octopi my thoughts.
We bee-long together.
I think you’re incredi-bowl.
Do you ever wake up, kiss the person beside you and feel glad you are alive?
I just did and apparently I will not be allowed on this airline again!
Why did Larry the lizard leave his lover longing?
he had ... a reptile dysfunction
I told my wife to embrace her mistakes
So she gave me a hug!!!
What do you get if your lovers soul was trapped in a sword for all eternity?
A babe-blade.
What did the patient with the broken leg say to their doctor?
Hey doc, I have a crutch on you.
You will always have
a pizza of my heart.
I loaf you a lot.
Let’s go to bread.
I love you and I ain’t lion.
What did one slice of bread say to the other at their wedding?
Let’s grow mold together.
What did one leaf say to the other leaf?
I’ve fallen for you.
There were two antennas who met on a roof and they fell in love and decided to get married. The ceremony was nothing fancy, but you could tell that they had a very strong connection.
Its ok to kiss a nun....
But don't get into the habit.
Life without you would be un-bear-able.
Do you have a date for Valentine’s Day?
Yes, it is February 14th
I have bean thinking about you.
What did the salad lover say to his girlfriend?
You will Romaine in my heart forever ?
You're my purr-son.
I cannoli be happy
I like to crouch down, hug my knees and lean forward.
That's just how I roll
What’s it like to kiss a vampire?
A real pain in the neck!
The cat’s out of the bag – I love you purry much.
"You bake me crazy."
Did you hear Harry’s girlfriend left him for Keith?
Yeah, she was always telling the poor guy to Harry up, turns out she found someone who could Keith better.
Why did Paco's girlfriend not want to kiss him?
She was afraid of the a-Paco-lips.
"I lava you."
I always find artists romantic because when they love you, they do it with all their art.
Pugs and kisses.
You met all of my koala-fications
What is the cutest car?
A BM-cuddle-U
Are you a beaver? ‘Cause dam.
What do you say when you find the perfect font?
You’re just my type!
I’m o-fish-ally in love with you.
What did the lighter color shade tell to its dark lover?
I want hue
Sloths never kiss on the first date, they take it slow.
I love you and I ain’t lion.
What is a dairy product like as a partner?
They’re your butter half.
What shape is a kiss?
A-lip-tickle.
I whale-y like you.
Owl always love you.
Whenever two vegetarians fall in love, you know that’s going to be a great pear. Now lettuce celebrate, because we all love vegetables.
What did the astronaut’s fiancé say when he proposed to her in open outer space? She said, “I can’t breathe!”
My little girl just asked for a goodnight kiss on her nose....
I said I can't kiss that thing it smells!
I'm reading a romance book in Braille.
I don't think I'll finish. It's too touchy feely for me.
What do you call someone that's hungry for some cuddles?
Hugry.
Last winter was so cold, I couldn’t stop telling my wife how much I glove her.