I love all my computer brands and sometimes give ’em smooches.
But I never kiss Intel.
What did the lighter color shade tell to its dark lover?
I want hue
I love spending koala-ty time with you.
I love you and I ain’t lion.
Why shouldn't you kiss anyone on January 1st?
Because it's only the first date
How long have I loved you? I’ve lost track.
Now I know why people love footballers – especially the goalies, they are real keepers.
I think you’re incredi-bowl.
Never laugh at your spouse’s choice… You’re one of them.
My son fell asleep last night with the TV clicker in his hand.
He’s really embraced remote learning.
You met all of my koala-fications
I loaf you a lot.
Let’s go to bread.
My counselor gave me a hug today
I guess I got shrinkwrapped
I started dating her when she backed her car into mine at the mall.
I guess you could say we totally met by accident.
You are the coffee to my espresso and I love you a latte.
Which sea creature gives the best hugs?
A cuttlefish
"Did you hear how the baker proposed to his girlfriend?"
"Yeah, he told her he loafed her more than life itself"
"No, he actually told her how much he kneaded her"
Sloths never kiss on the first date, they take it slow.
I'm reading a romance book in Braille.
I don't think I'll finish. It's too touchy feely for me.
My gay lover asked me if date night was optional.
I said no, it's a mandate
I have bean thinking about you.
What’s it like to kiss a vampire?
A real pain in the neck!
What do you get if your lovers soul was trapped in a sword for all eternity?
A babe-blade.
"Aloe you vera much."
Its ok to kiss a nun....
But don't get into the habit.
What is a cat lover's favourite tree?
A juni-purr.
How do you kiss someone at the end of the world?
On the apoca-lips.
While cuddling my girlfriend, I whispered "Honey, this isn't working out for me."
Then I rolled off the bed and started doing push-ups. "This is working out for me!"
I used to love puns about throwing things, but now I don’t.
It was just a fling.
Why should you never break up with a goalie?
Because he is a keeper!
Why is it so hard for people with asthma to have exciting dates?
The last thing you want is someone to take your breath away!
Being in love is a lot like central heating in your home.
You turn it on just before your guests come over and pretend that your house is always like this.
Are you a beaver? ‘Cause dam.
Why do accountants make good lovers?
They're great with figures.
I don’t know about you, but I think helicopter rescue pilots have the best pick-up lines.
Their romance started by candlelight.
But it only lasted a wick.
You will always have
a pizza of my heart.
You must be copper and terillium because you are Cu-Te
Why is it always easy for vampires to find their better halves?
Because it’s always love at first bite.
Some bunny loves you.
What is it called when two spies hug?
A bond-ing moment.
We make a great pear
Last winter was so cold, I couldn’t stop telling my wife how much I glove her.
What did the fruit lover say after he met a girl?
I’ve got a date
Why did Larry the lizard leave his lover longing?
he had ... a reptile dysfunction
Life without you would be un-bear-able.
Never has there been a more romantic story than how those two geologists met.
It was lava at first sight.
I love you deerly.
You know, I didn't kiss my wife until I was married...
because she wasn't my wife until we were married.
What did the salad lover say to his girlfriend?
You will Romaine in my heart forever ?
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