When you’re smooching with your honey, and your nose is kinda runny, you may think it’s kinda funny, but it snot.
You are like my asthma.
You just take my breath away.
Your love is like vodka.
You were worth the chase.
I’m no geometric genius, but all love triangles soon turn into wreck-tangles.
You’re udder-ly perfect.
Owl always love you.
What did one boat say to the other boat?
Are you interested in a little row-mance?
"I think you should embrace the change, son"
Said my father as he handed me a handful of coins.
What did the fruit lover say after he met a girl?
I’ve got a date
What’s it like to kiss a vampire?
A real pain in the neck!
What did the bowl of soup write on their Valentine?
I love you pho real.
I cannot espresso
how much you mean to me.
I’ll always be running-back to you.
What did the salad lover say to his girlfriend?
You will Romaine in my heart forever ?
when I’m with you.
I’m soy
into you.
What do you get when you kiss a diseased bird?
Cherpies, but don't worry.
It's tweetable.
I always have a souper time with you.
If you get married out on sea or in a boat...
is that a row-mance?
What sound do hedgehogs make when they kiss?
Ouch
If you really want to get a date at a restaurant, it’s always nice to cut to the cheese.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive you! and I want the whole world to know it.
I started dating her when she backed her car into mine at the mall.
I guess you could say we totally met by accident.
How did the telephone propose to his girl?
Duh, ain’t it obvious? He gave her a ring!
I love all my computer brands and sometimes give ’em smooches.
But I never kiss Intel.
"Did you hear how the baker proposed to his girlfriend?"
"Yeah, he told her he loafed her more than life itself"
"No, he actually told her how much he kneaded her"
I feel thankful for having you as my gym buddy and lover.
Our relationship is really working out.
I told my wife to embrace her mistakes
So she gave me a hug!!!
What do you say when you find the perfect font?
You’re just my type!
Or maybe it’s baseball players because they’re so great at hitting it off.
Why is it always easy for vampires to find their better halves?
Because it’s always love at first bite.
Do you ever wake up, kiss the person beside you and feel glad you are alive?
I just did and apparently I will not be allowed on this airline again!
You are the coffee to my espresso and I love you a latte.
You're one in a melon.
I like you sow much.
You must be copper and terillium because you are Cu-Te
I’m o-fish-ally in love with you.
I love you and I ain’t lion.
Why did the skeleton need a hug?
Because he had nobody.
Whenever two vegetarians fall in love, you know that’s going to be a great pear. Now lettuce celebrate, because we all love vegetables.
I always find artists romantic because when they love you, they do it with all their art.
I scored when I met you.
I love you deerly.
What did the astronaut’s fiancé say when he proposed to her in open outer space? She said, “I can’t breathe!”
My counselor gave me a hug today
I guess I got shrinkwrapped
There might be other fish in the sea, but you’re my sole mate
Their romance started by candlelight.
But it only lasted a wick.
Why did Paco's girlfriend not want to kiss him?
She was afraid of the a-Paco-lips.
Why were the melon lovers sad?
Because they cantaloupe.
Never has there been a more romantic story than how those two geologists met.
It was lava at first sight.
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