I feel thankful for having you as my gym buddy and lover.
Our relationship is really working out.
You must be copper and terillium because you are Cu-Te
Life without you would be un-bear-able.
How long have I loved you? I’ve lost track.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive you! and I want the whole world to know it.
Let’s spend some koala-ty time together.
Last winter was so cold, I couldn’t stop telling my wife how much I glove her.
What do German meat lovers breathe?
Hamburg-air
Do you ever wake up, kiss the person beside you and feel glad you are alive?
I just did and apparently I will not be allowed on this airline again!
What did the bowl of soup write on their Valentine?
I love you pho real.
Your love is like vodka.
You were worth the chase.
From one vegan to another – I think you’re fern-tastic, and I’ll never leaf you baby.
Which sea creature gives the best hugs?
A cuttlefish
The cat’s out of the bag – I love you purry much.
Why do painters always fall for their models?
Because they love them with all of their art.
What is a cat lover's favourite tree?
A juni-purr.
Its ok to kiss a nun....
But don't get into the habit.
You’re right up my alley.
Why is it so hard for people with asthma to have exciting dates?
The last thing you want is someone to take your breath away!
I love spending koala-ty time with you.
What do you get when you kiss a diseased bird?
Cherpies, but don't worry.
It's tweetable.
My counselor gave me a hug today
I guess I got shrinkwrapped
I used to love puns about throwing things, but now I don’t.
It was just a fling.
Or maybe it’s baseball players because they’re so great at hitting it off.
Why should you never break up with a goalie?
Because he is a keeper!
What is it called when two spies hug?
A bond-ing moment.
What do you get if your lovers soul was trapped in a sword for all eternity?
A babe-blade.
If you get married out on sea or in a boat...
is that a row-mance?
I'm reading a romance book in Braille.
I don't think I'll finish. It's too touchy feely for me.
What did the fruit lover say after he met a girl?
I’ve got a date
Do you have a date for Valentine’s Day?
Yes, it is February 14th
What did one slice of bread say to the other at their wedding?
Let’s grow mold together.
You will always have
a pizza of my heart.
Why do accountants make good lovers?
They're great with figures.
A toast to you:
You always know how to make everything butter.
I’m no geometric genius, but all love triangles soon turn into wreck-tangles.
Sloths never kiss on the first date, they take it slow.
Never has there been a more romantic story than how those two geologists met.
It was lava at first sight.
What did one boat say to the other boat?
Are you interested in a little row-mance?
I get a real kick out of you.
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