I always have a ball with you.
What did the bowl of soup write on their Valentine?
I love you pho real.
What did the grilled cheese say to the frying pan?
You make me melt.
I’m no geometric genius, but all love triangles soon turn into wreck-tangles.
Being uncomfortable with any physical contact, I decided to rent the book “How to Hug” from the library.
Turns out it was Volume 6 of an old encyclopedia.
I like to crouch down, hug my knees and lean forward.
That's just how I roll
How do flowers kiss?
With their tulips
We are mint to be.
I love you and I ain’t lion.
How long have I loved you? I’ve lost track.
When you’re smooching with your honey, and your nose is kinda runny, you may think it’s kinda funny, but it snot.
Why is it so hard for people with asthma to have exciting dates?
The last thing you want is someone to take your breath away!
When girls say they want a guy who can sweep them off their feet...
they do know that there’s a janitor ready for the job, right?
Why are volcanos so nice?
They lava you.
What do you call someone that's hungry for some cuddles?
Hugry.
I’ll always be running-back to you.
Why should you never break up with a goalie?
Because he is a keeper!
Why did Paco's girlfriend not want to kiss him?
She was afraid of the a-Paco-lips.
What did one boat say to the other boat?
Are you interested in a little row-mance?
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive you! and I want the whole world to know it.
I don’t know about you, but I think helicopter rescue pilots have the best pick-up lines.
I get a real kick out of you.
We make a great pear
I started dating her when she backed her car into mine at the mall.
I guess you could say we totally met by accident.
"Aloe you vera much."
How did the telephone propose to his girl?
Duh, ain’t it obvious? He gave her a ring!
We bee-long together.
Pugs and kisses.
Never has there been a more romantic story than how those two geologists met.
It was lava at first sight.
You are like my asthma.
You just take my breath away.
Why do painters always fall for their models?
Because they love them with all of their art.
"Did you hear how the baker proposed to his girlfriend?"
"Yeah, he told her he loafed her more than life itself"
"No, he actually told her how much he kneaded her"
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One thing you never want to do is divorce a butcher.
That would be a huge missed steak.
I have bean
thinking about you.
Did you hear Harry’s girlfriend left him for Keith?
Yeah, she was always telling the poor guy to Harry up, turns out she found someone who could Keith better.
From one vegan to another – I think you’re fern-tastic, and I’ll never leaf you baby.
Why is it always easy for vampires to find their better halves?
Because it’s always love at first bite.
You’re turtle-ly awesome.
What is a cat lover's favourite tree?
A juni-purr.
You know, I didn't kiss my wife until I was married...
because she wasn't my wife until we were married.
Your love will always be up to par.
What do you call a person who illegally delivers hugs from country to country?
An international snuggler
You are in my heart, my mind, and in my entire body.
In fact, my doctor says that you must be a parasite!
I think you’re incredi-bowl.
You must be copper and terillium because you are Cu-Te
"I'm nuts about you."
While cuddling my girlfriend, I whispered "Honey, this isn't working out for me."
Then I rolled off the bed and started doing push-ups. "This is working out for me!"
My gay lover asked me if date night was optional.
I said no, it's a mandate
I love spending koala-ty time with you.
I told my wife to embrace her mistakes
So she gave me a hug!!!
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