"Yoda one for me."
Wow, wouldn’t mind if you became my significant otter.
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One thing you never want to do is divorce a butcher.
That would be a huge missed steak.
Why is it always easy for vampires to find their better halves?
Because it’s always love at first bite.
There might be other fish in the sea, but you’re my sole mate
I'm reading a romance book in Braille.
I don't think I'll finish. It's too touchy feely for me.
What do you get if your lovers soul was trapped in a sword for all eternity?
A babe-blade.
Being in love is a lot like central heating in your home.
You turn it on just before your guests come over and pretend that your house is always like this.
"I wood never leaf you."
You know, I didn't kiss my wife until I was married...
because she wasn't my wife until we were married.
I love you from my head tomatoes.
Its ok to kiss a nun....
But don't get into the habit.
If you really want to get a date at a restaurant, it’s always nice to cut to the cheese.
While cuddling my girlfriend, I whispered "Honey, this isn't working out for me."
Then I rolled off the bed and started doing push-ups. "This is working out for me!"
I have bean thinking about you.
What did one boat say to the other boat?
Are you interested in a little row-mance?
What did the bowl of soup write on their Valentine?
I love you pho real.
Whenever two vegetarians fall in love, you know that’s going to be a great pear. Now lettuce celebrate, because we all love vegetables.
Some bunny loves you.
What’s green and mean and stabs you when you hug it?
Cactus
What did the fruit lover say after he met a girl?
I’ve got a date
Do you have a date for Valentine’s Day?
Yes, it is February 14th
I love you deerly.
You are in my heart, my mind, and in my entire body.
In fact, my doctor says that you must be a parasite!
There were two antennas who met on a roof and they fell in love and decided to get married. The ceremony was nothing fancy, but you could tell that they had a very strong connection.
"I'm nuts about you."
What do you call someone that's hungry for some cuddles?
Hugry.
What’s it like to kiss a vampire?
A real pain in the neck!
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Olive.
Olive, who?
Olive you, and I don’t care who knows it!
I love you with all my butt.
I would say my heart, but it is just not as big. (wink wink where my curvy booties at?!)
I don’t know about you, but I think helicopter rescue pilots have the best pick-up lines.
From one vegan to another – I think you’re fern-tastic, and I’ll never leaf you baby.
Why should you never break up with a goalie?
Because he is a keeper!
Never laugh at your spouse’s choice… You’re one of them.
How do flowers kiss?
With their tulips
How do you get a teddy bear across the border?
You snuggle it across.
What did the salad lover say to his girlfriend?
You will Romaine in my heart forever ?
Why are volcanos so nice?
They lava you.
Never has there been a more romantic story than how those two geologists met.
It was lava at first sight.
I always find artists romantic because when they love you, they do it with all their art.
Or maybe it’s baseball players because they’re so great at hitting it off.
I like to crouch down, hug my knees and lean forward.
That's just how I roll
My wife and were on the sofa and I lean in for a cuddle.
She says: "careful I'm holding a tea!"
And I say: "and I'm holding you, so I guess we're both holding letters of the alphabet"
I’m o-fish-ally in love with you.
Owl always love you.
When girls say they want a guy who can sweep them off their feet...
they do know that there’s a janitor ready for the job, right?
I’m no geometric genius, but all love triangles soon turn into wreck-tangles.
You are the coffee to my espresso and I love you a latte.
Let’s spend some koala-ty time together.
What did one slice of bread say to the other at their wedding?
Let’s grow mold together.
If you get married out on sea or in a boat...
is that a row-mance?
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