We guarantee you will fall in love with these funny love puns!

What did the patient with the broken leg say to their doctor?
Hey doc, I have a crutch on you.
You must be copper and terillium because you are Cu-Te
You’re right up my alley.
Why are volcanos so nice?
They lava you.
You’re my #1 pick.
I’ll always be running-back to you.
You’re udder-ly perfect.
I think you’re incredi-bowl.
Your love is like vodka.
You were worth the chase.
There were two antennas who met on a roof and they fell in love and decided to get married. The ceremony was nothing fancy, but you could tell that they had a very strong connection.
What do you say when you find the perfect font?
You’re just my type!
"You bake me crazy."
I get a real kick out of you.
"Aloe you vera much."
Do you have a date for Valentine’s Day?
Yes, it is February 14th
What did the koala say to his girlfriend?
I love you-calpytus.
Life without you would be un-bear-able.
I have bean
thinking about you.
Your love will always be up to par.
I’m o-fish-ally in love with you.
I love you and I ain’t lion.
A toast to you:
You always know how to make everything butter.
I love spending koala-ty time with you.
I pitcher us together forever.
Why do accountants make good lovers?
They're great with figures.
"I lava you."
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Olive.
Olive, who?
Olive you, and I don’t care who knows it!

I love you with all my butt.
I would say my heart, but it is just not as big. (wink wink where my curvy booties at?!)
What did the grilled cheese say to the frying pan?
You make me melt.
You’re turtle-ly awesome.
We are mint to be.