I loaf you a lot.
Let’s go to bread.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive you! and I want the whole world to know it.
If you were a triangle, you’d be acute one.
Being in love is a lot like central heating in your home.
You turn it on just before your guests come over and pretend that your house is always like this.
When girls say they want a guy who can sweep them off their feet...
they do know that there’s a janitor ready for the job, right?
What did the koala say to his girlfriend?
I love you-calpytus.
My counselor gave me a hug today
I guess I got shrinkwrapped
Whenever two vegetarians fall in love, you know that’s going to be a great pear. Now lettuce celebrate, because we all love vegetables.
Do you ever wake up, kiss the person beside you and feel glad you are alive?
I just did and apparently I will not be allowed on this airline again!
Wow, wouldn’t mind if you became my significant otter.
What do you get if your lovers soul was trapped in a sword for all eternity?
A babe-blade.
When a gardener asks you how much you love them, you could try the effective – I love you from my head to-ma-toes.
What is a cat lover's favourite tree?
A juni-purr.
"Did you hear how the baker proposed to his girlfriend?"
"Yeah, he told her he loafed her more than life itself"
"No, he actually told her how much he kneaded her"
You’re turtle-ly awesome.
I like you sow much.
There were two antennas who met on a roof and they fell in love and decided to get married. The ceremony was nothing fancy, but you could tell that they had a very strong connection.
Why do painters always fall for their models?
Because they love them with all of their art.
Why shouldn't you kiss anyone on January 1st?
Because it's only the first date
What did one boat say to the other boat?
Are you interested in a little row-mance?
Which sea creature gives the best hugs?
A cuttlefish
You know, I didn't kiss my wife until I was married...
because she wasn't my wife until we were married.
"You bake me crazy."
What do you call a person who illegally delivers hugs from country to country?
An international snuggler
There might be other fish in the sea, but you’re my sole mate
What is it called when two spies hug?
A bond-ing moment.
How do you kiss someone at the end of the world?
On the apoca-lips.
I get a real kick out of you.
What sound do hedgehogs make when they kiss?
Ouch
Life without you would be un-bear-able.
I have bean
thinking about you.
Why do accountants make good lovers?
They're great with figures.
We are mint to be.
If you really want to get a date at a restaurant, it’s always nice to cut to the cheese.
I like to crouch down, hug my knees and lean forward.
That's just how I roll
Their romance started by candlelight.
But it only lasted a wick.
Do you have a date for Valentine’s Day?
Yes, it is February 14th
What did the astronaut’s fiancé say when he proposed to her in open outer space? She said, “I can’t breathe!”
My wife and were on the sofa and I lean in for a cuddle.
She says: "careful I'm holding a tea!"
And I say: "and I'm holding you, so I guess we're both holding letters of the alphabet"
I cannot espresso
how much you mean to me.
While cuddling my girlfriend, I whispered "Honey, this isn't working out for me."
Then I rolled off the bed and started doing push-ups. "This is working out for me!"
We bee-long together.
What did the bowl of soup write on their Valentine?
I love you pho real.
I cannoli be happy
Why should you never break up with a goalie?
Because he is a keeper!
You make miso happy.
You are the coffee to my espresso and I love you a latte.
I'm reading a romance book in Braille.
I don't think I'll finish. It's too touchy feely for me.
Why did the skeleton need a hug?
Because he had nobody.
"Yoda one for me."
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