Let’s spend some koala-ty time together.
I think you’re incredi-bowl.
What did the painter say to his wife? "I love you with all my art!"
Your love will always be up to par.
When a gardener asks you how much you love them, you could try the effective – I love you from my head to-ma-toes.
Its ok to kiss a nun....
But don't get into the habit.
How do flowers kiss?
With their tulips
What do you get when you kiss a diseased bird?
Cherpies, but don't worry.
It's tweetable.
I always have a ball with you.
Your love is like vodka.
You were worth the chase.
I took a road trip with my girlfriend who finally confessed she needs to stop and hug every now and again to reduce anxiety.
It was touch and go from there on.
What is the cutest car?
A BM-cuddle-U
I cannoli be happy
I whale-y like you.
"I lava you."
What did one boat say to the other boat?
Are you interested in a little row-mance?
Wow, wouldn’t mind if you became my significant otter.
What's the deal with people who refuse to embrace technology?
Answers on a postcard please.
Last winter was so cold, I couldn’t stop telling my wife how much I glove her.
If you really want to get a date at a restaurant, it’s always nice to cut to the cheese.
You're my purr-son.
I loaf you a lot.
Let’s go to bread.
"Yoda one for me."
What did the patient with the broken leg say to their doctor?
Hey doc, I have a crutch on you.
What did the lighter color shade tell to its dark lover?
I want hue
Why did Larry the lizard leave his lover longing?
he had ... a reptile dysfunction
Which sea creature gives the best hugs?
A cuttlefish
What did the salad lover say to his girlfriend?
You will Romaine in my heart forever ?
Pugs and kisses.
You are like my dentures.
I cannot smile without you.
What did one sushi roll say to the other sushi roll?
I’m soy into you.
I scored when I met you.
What’s green and mean and stabs you when you hug it?
Cactus
"Aloe you vera much."
How do you get a teddy bear across the border?
You snuggle it across.
If you get married out on sea or in a boat...
is that a row-mance?
From one vegan to another – I think you’re fern-tastic, and I’ll never leaf you baby.
I’ll always be running-back to you.
Do you ever wake up, kiss the person beside you and feel glad you are alive?
I just did and apparently I will not be allowed on this airline again!
What sound do hedgehogs make when they kiss?
Ouch
I love you and I ain’t lion.
Sorry if this is extra cheesy, but you have a pizza my heart.
Why did the skeleton need a hug?
Because he had nobody.
What is a dairy product like as a partner?
They’re your butter half.
You met all of my koala-fications
Let’s commit the perfect crime together.
I’ll steal your heart and you can steal mine.
I love all my computer brands and sometimes give ’em smooches.
But I never kiss Intel.
I have bean
thinking about you.
I used to love puns about throwing things, but now I don’t.
It was just a fling.
I always find artists romantic because when they love you, they do it with all their art.
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