You are just like my car because you drive me crazy.
You’re my #1 pick.
Why is it always easy for vampires to find their better halves?
Because it’s always love at first bite.
Owl always love you.
"Yoda one for me."
Your love is like vodka.
You were worth the chase.
"Did you hear how the baker proposed to his girlfriend?"
"Yeah, he told her he loafed her more than life itself"
"No, he actually told her how much he kneaded her"
If you get married out on sea or in a boat...
is that a row-mance?
What is a dairy product like as a partner?
They’re your butter half.
I loaf you a lot.
Let’s go to bread.
Its ok to kiss a nun....
But don't get into the habit.
You must be copper and terillium because you are Cu-Te
What do you call a person who illegally delivers hugs from country to country?
An international snuggler
You’re turtle-ly awesome.
Last winter was so cold, I couldn’t stop telling my wife how much I glove her.
I always find artists romantic because when they love you, they do it with all their art.
What did the patient with the broken leg say to their doctor?
Hey doc, I have a crutch on you.
Sorry if this is extra cheesy, but you have a pizza my heart.
My wife and were on the sofa and I lean in for a cuddle.
She says: "careful I'm holding a tea!"
And I say: "and I'm holding you, so I guess we're both holding letters of the alphabet"
"I lava you."
I feel thankful for having you as my gym buddy and lover.
Our relationship is really working out.
Why did Paco's girlfriend not want to kiss him?
She was afraid of the a-Paco-lips.
I’ll always be running-back to you.
I have bean thinking about you.
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One thing you never want to do is divorce a butcher.
That would be a huge missed steak.
What did the lipstick say after he let down his friend?
I’ll make it up to you.
I told my wife to embrace her mistakes
So she gave me a hug!!!
You octopi my thoughts.
You make miso happy.
You will always have
a pizza of my heart.
I pitcher us together forever.
If you were a triangle, you’d be acute one.
What do you get if your lovers soul was trapped in a sword for all eternity?
A babe-blade.
What is it called when two spies hug?
A bond-ing moment.
Do you have a date for Valentine’s Day?
Yes, it is February 14th
Or maybe it’s baseball players because they’re so great at hitting it off.
I cannoli be happy
My gay lover asked me if date night was optional.
I said no, it's a mandate
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Olive.
Olive, who?
Olive you, and I don’t care who knows it!
I love you with all my butt.
I would say my heart, but it is just not as big. (wink wink where my curvy booties at?!)
You know, I didn't kiss my wife until I was married...
because she wasn't my wife until we were married.
When you’re smooching with your honey, and your nose is kinda runny, you may think it’s kinda funny, but it snot.
How did the telephone propose to his girl?
Duh, ain’t it obvious? He gave her a ring!
Their romance started by candlelight.
But it only lasted a wick.
What is a cat lover's favourite tree?
A juni-purr.
I whale-y like you.
Let’s spend some koala-ty time together.
Why do painters always fall for their models?
Because they love them with all of their art.
Why is it so hard for people with asthma to have exciting dates?
The last thing you want is someone to take your breath away!
You are like my dentures.
I cannot smile without you.
What is the cutest car?
A BM-cuddle-U
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