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Love Puns

You're one in a melon.
If you were a triangle, you’d be acute one.
You must be copper and terillium because you are Cu-Te
I love you and I ain’t lion.
I love you deerly.
There might be other fish in the sea, but you’re my sole mate
Let’s spend some koala-ty time together.
I’m o-fish-ally in love with you.
Sorry if this is extra cheesy, but you have a pizza my heart.
I love you from my head tomatoes.
We make a great pear
We are mint to be.
You're my purr-son.
You met all of my koala-fications
You octopi my thoughts.
Life without you would be un-bear-able.
You’re turtle-ly awesome.
The cat’s out of the bag – I love you purry much.
I have bean thinking about you.
You are the coffee to my espresso and I love you a latte.
I whale always love you.
I love you berry much.
There were two antennas who met on a roof and they fell in love and decided to get married. The ceremony was nothing fancy, but you could tell that they had a very strong connection.
What did the astronaut’s fiancé say when he proposed to her in open outer space? She said, “I can’t breathe!”
Never laugh at your spouse’s choice… You’re one of them.
You are just like my car because you drive me crazy.
What did one sushi roll say to the other sushi roll?
I’m soy into you.
What did the patient with the broken leg say to their doctor?
Hey doc, I have a crutch on you.
What is a dairy product like as a partner?
They’re your butter half.
What did one leaf say to the other leaf?
I’ve fallen for you.