When a gardener asks you how much you love them, you could try the effective – I love you from my head to-ma-toes.
When girls say they want a guy who can sweep them off their feet...
they do know that there’s a janitor ready for the job, right?
What do you call someone that's hungry for some cuddles?
Hugry.
I love you and I ain’t lion.
What did the fruit lover say after he met a girl?
I’ve got a date
I told my wife to embrace her mistakes
So she gave me a hug!!!
What did the grilled cheese say to the frying pan?
You make me melt.
If you really want to get a date at a restaurant, it’s always nice to cut to the cheese.
"Did you hear how the baker proposed to his girlfriend?"
"Yeah, he told her he loafed her more than life itself"
"No, he actually told her how much he kneaded her"
You will always have
a pizza of my heart.
You are like my dentures.
I cannot smile without you.
A toast to you:
You always know how to make everything butter.
What did the koala say to his girlfriend?
I love you-calpytus.
Wow, wouldn’t mind if you became my significant otter.
Sloths never kiss on the first date, they take it slow.
I have bean
thinking about you.
I love you from my head tomatoes.
Its ok to kiss a nun....
But don't get into the habit.
My gay lover asked me if date night was optional.
I said no, it's a mandate
Or maybe it’s baseball players because they’re so great at hitting it off.
Did you hear Harry’s girlfriend left him for Keith?
Yeah, she was always telling the poor guy to Harry up, turns out she found someone who could Keith better.
I like to crouch down, hug my knees and lean forward.
That's just how I roll
Why are volcanos so nice?
They lava you.
Never has there been a more romantic story than how those two geologists met.
It was lava at first sight.
I always have a souper time with you.
There were two antennas who met on a roof and they fell in love and decided to get married. The ceremony was nothing fancy, but you could tell that they had a very strong connection.
What did one boat say to the other boat?
Are you interested in a little row-mance?
How do you get a teddy bear across the border?
You snuggle it across.
I get a real kick out of you.
You are the coffee to my espresso and I love you a latte.
What did the lipstick say after he let down his friend?
I’ll make it up to you.
Which sea creature gives the best hugs?
A cuttlefish
What did the patient with the broken leg say to their doctor?
Hey doc, I have a crutch on you.
What sound do hedgehogs make when they kiss?
Ouch
Your love is like vodka.
You were worth the chase.
You are just like my car because you drive me crazy.
I think you’re incredi-bowl.
What is a dairy product like as a partner?
They’re your butter half.
What did one slice of bread say to the other at their wedding?
Let’s grow mold together.
I’m o-fish-ally in love with you.
I love you and I ain’t lion.
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