What did the salad lover say to his girlfriend?
You will Romaine in my heart forever ?
We bee-long together.
Why should you never break up with a goalie?
Because he is a keeper!
When girls say they want a guy who can sweep them off their feet...
they do know that there’s a janitor ready for the job, right?
What did the lipstick say after he let down his friend?
I’ll make it up to you.
Never laugh at your spouse’s choice… You’re one of them.
Last winter was so cold, I couldn’t stop telling my wife how much I glove her.
You're my purr-son.
Its ok to kiss a nun....
But don't get into the habit.
You’re my #1 pick.
Your love will always be up to par.
My little girl just asked for a goodnight kiss on her nose....
I said I can't kiss that thing it smells!
I whale-y like you.
When a gardener asks you how much you love them, you could try the effective – I love you from my head to-ma-toes.
The cat’s out of the bag – I love you purry much.
What’s it like to kiss a vampire?
A real pain in the neck!
What do you call someone that's hungry for some cuddles?
Hugry.
My gay lover asked me if date night was optional.
I said no, it's a mandate
You octopi my thoughts.
Never has there been a more romantic story than how those two geologists met.
It was lava at first sight.
Why did Larry the lizard leave his lover longing?
he had ... a reptile dysfunction
I loaf you a lot.
Let’s go to bread.
I feel thankful for having you as my gym buddy and lover.
Our relationship is really working out.
What did one sushi roll say to the other sushi roll?
I’m soy into you.
Do you have a date for Valentine’s Day?
Yes, it is February 14th
Sorry if this is extra cheesy, but you have a pizza my heart.
Or maybe it’s baseball players because they’re so great at hitting it off.
I like to crouch down, hug my knees and lean forward.
That's just how I roll
"I think you should embrace the change, son"
Said my father as he handed me a handful of coins.
What did the koala say to his girlfriend?
I love you-calpytus.
I cannot espresso
how much you mean to me.
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One thing you never want to do is divorce a butcher.
That would be a huge missed steak.
I'm reading a romance book in Braille.
I don't think I'll finish. It's too touchy feely for me.
You are like my asthma.
You just take my breath away.
What's the deal with people who refuse to embrace technology?
Answers on a postcard please.
Why were the melon lovers sad?
Because they cantaloupe.
My son fell asleep last night with the TV clicker in his hand.
He’s really embraced remote learning.
If you really want to get a date at a restaurant, it’s always nice to cut to the cheese.
Why did the skeleton need a hug?
Because he had nobody.
I don’t know about you, but I think helicopter rescue pilots have the best pick-up lines.
Why do accountants make good lovers?
They're great with figures.
Why did Paco's girlfriend not want to kiss him?
She was afraid of the a-Paco-lips.
I get a real kick out of you.
What is a cat lover's favourite tree?
A juni-purr.
We are mint to be.
If you were a triangle, you’d be acute one.
I’m no geometric genius, but all love triangles soon turn into wreck-tangles.
You met all of my koala-fications
From one vegan to another – I think you’re fern-tastic, and I’ll never leaf you baby.
when I’m with you.
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