You're my purr-son.
Why is it so hard for people with asthma to have exciting dates?
The last thing you want is someone to take your breath away!
What did the painter say to his wife? "I love you with all my art!"
When you’re smooching with your honey, and your nose is kinda runny, you may think it’s kinda funny, but it snot.
I think you’re incredi-bowl.
My gay lover asked me if date night was optional.
I said no, it's a mandate
What do German meat lovers breathe?
Hamburg-air
What's the deal with people who refuse to embrace technology?
Answers on a postcard please.
I like to crouch down, hug my knees and lean forward.
That's just how I roll
You are just like my car because you drive me crazy.
You will always have
a pizza of my heart.
Let’s spend some koala-ty time together.
I loaf you a lot.
Let’s go to bread.
Your love will always be up to par.
Why do painters always fall for their models?
Because they love them with all of their art.
Why do accountants make good lovers?
They're great with figures.
Why should you never break up with a goalie?
Because he is a keeper!
"I'm nuts about you."
A toast to you:
You always know how to make everything butter.
What’s green and mean and stabs you when you hug it?
Cactus
Or maybe it’s baseball players because they’re so great at hitting it off.
I pitcher us together forever.
I told my wife to embrace her mistakes
So she gave me a hug!!!
You’re turtle-ly awesome.
What did the koala say to his girlfriend?
I love you-calpytus.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive you! and I want the whole world to know it.
Why are volcanos so nice?
They lava you.
Do you have a date for Valentine’s Day?
Yes, it is February 14th
What did the lighter color shade tell to its dark lover?
I want hue
Pugs and kisses.
What is it called when two spies hug?
A bond-ing moment.
We are mint to be.
I whale always love you.
How long have I loved you? I’ve lost track.
What do you say when you find the perfect font?
You’re just my type!
Did you hear Harry’s girlfriend left him for Keith?
Yeah, she was always telling the poor guy to Harry up, turns out she found someone who could Keith better.
What did the bowl of soup write on their Valentine?
I love you pho real.
I cannot espresso
how much you mean to me.
"I think you should embrace the change, son"
Said my father as he handed me a handful of coins.
Owl always love you.
Life without you would be un-bear-able.
You met all of my koala-fications
How do you get a teddy bear across the border?
You snuggle it across.
I have bean
thinking about you.
My wife and were on the sofa and I lean in for a cuddle.
She says: "careful I'm holding a tea!"
And I say: "and I'm holding you, so I guess we're both holding letters of the alphabet"
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One thing you never want to do is divorce a butcher.
That would be a huge missed steak.
You make miso happy.
I love you berry much.
Never has there been a more romantic story than how those two geologists met.
It was lava at first sight.
Whenever two vegetarians fall in love, you know that’s going to be a great pear. Now lettuce celebrate, because we all love vegetables.
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