What did the lighter color shade tell to its dark lover?
I want hue
How long have I loved you? I’ve lost track.
Life without you would be un-bear-able.
What did the salad lover say to his girlfriend?
You will Romaine in my heart forever ?
"I lava you."
Some bunny loves you.
Being in love is a lot like central heating in your home.
You turn it on just before your guests come over and pretend that your house is always like this.
I whale-y like you.
"I think you should embrace the change, son"
Said my father as he handed me a handful of coins.
You are the coffee to my espresso and I love you a latte.
I think you’re incredi-bowl.
Which sea creature gives the best hugs?
A cuttlefish
Your love is like vodka.
You were worth the chase.
What is a cat lover's favourite tree?
A juni-purr.
Or maybe it’s baseball players because they’re so great at hitting it off.
You're my purr-son.
If you get married out on sea or in a boat...
is that a row-mance?
What do you call someone that's hungry for some cuddles?
Hugry.
I love all my computer brands and sometimes give ’em smooches.
But I never kiss Intel.
I like you sow much.
What is a dairy product like as a partner?
They’re your butter half.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Olive.
Olive, who?
Olive you, and I don’t care who knows it!
I love you with all my butt.
I would say my heart, but it is just not as big. (wink wink where my curvy booties at?!)
Your love will always be up to par.
I cannot espresso
how much you mean to me.
Why did Larry the lizard leave his lover longing?
he had ... a reptile dysfunction
Last winter was so cold, I couldn’t stop telling my wife how much I glove her.
Pugs and kisses.
Why should you never break up with a goalie?
Because he is a keeper!
Why do painters always fall for their models?
Because they love them with all of their art.
I have bean thinking about you.
What is the cutest car?
A BM-cuddle-U
When a gardener asks you how much you love them, you could try the effective – I love you from my head to-ma-toes.
"Aloe you vera much."
"Yoda one for me."
Did you hear Harry’s girlfriend left him for Keith?
Yeah, she was always telling the poor guy to Harry up, turns out she found someone who could Keith better.
What shape is a kiss?
A-lip-tickle.
Are you a beaver? ‘Cause dam.
I love spending koala-ty time with you.
What do German meat lovers breathe?
Hamburg-air
What did one boat say to the other boat?
Are you interested in a little row-mance?
You’re right up my alley.
What do you call a person who illegally delivers hugs from country to country?
An international snuggler
You are like my dentures.
I cannot smile without you.
What do you say when you find the perfect font?
You’re just my type!
What did the patient with the broken leg say to their doctor?
Hey doc, I have a crutch on you.
We are mint to be.
What did the bowl of soup write on their Valentine?
I love you pho real.
Why is it always easy for vampires to find their better halves?
Because it’s always love at first bite.
What is it called when two spies hug?
A bond-ing moment.
What’s it like to kiss a vampire?
A real pain in the neck!
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