Worry

Dear Turkey, don't worry... they only love us for our breasts too. Sincerely, all women.
What does a worry wart drink? Safe-Tea.
Homeless man attacks kid with a knife
Don’t worry the kid was fine. He had a knife.
What reassuring advice did the meninges give to the brain?
"Don't worry, I've got you covered."
My hypochondriac brother just told me he thinks he's got a brain tumor.
I told him not to worry, it's probably all in his head.
“Don’t worry about the world coming to an end today. It is already tomorrow in Australia.”
Charles M. Schulz
Help!!! There's nobody steering this yacht!!
Don't worry. It's on yachtopilot.
Don't worry, the Corona Virus won't last long... It was made in China.
A Pig With Nightmares
A Pig With Nightmares A pig goes to a doctor and says: "Doctor, I’ve been having these terrible nightmares and I can’t sleep. Can you prescribe me some sleeping pills?" Doctor: "Can you describe your nightmares to me?" Pig: "They are all almost the same. First a man lures me with food, kills me and cuts me into pieces. Then he rubs salt all over my flesh!” Doctor: "I wouldn't worry about it, looks like you’re going to be cured soon."
The Mute German Boy
The Mute German Boy An American couple decided to adopt a little German boy. After two years, the child doesn’t speak and his parents start to worry about him. After three years, he still has not spoken and after four years, he has yet to utter a word. The American couple figure he is never going to speak but he is still a lovely child, and on his next birthday, they threw him a party and made him a chocolate cake with orange icing. The parents are in the kitchen when the boy comes in and says, “Mother, Father, I do not care for the orange icing on the chocolate cake.” My God,” says his mother. “You can speak?” To which the German boy replies, “Of course.” "How come you've never spoken before?“ asks his father. “Vell,” says the boy, “up until now, everything has been satisfactory.”
Little Johnny was crying one day, and his dad asked him why.
'I've lost five dollars,' sobbed Johnny.
'Don't worry,' said his dad kindly.'
Here's five more for you,' At this Johnny howled louder than ever.
'Now what is it ?' asked his dad.
'I wish I'd said I'd lost ten dollars!'
My lesbian friend said that it's been so long since she made love to another woman, she didn't know if she'd remember how..
I told her not to worry, it's just like riding a dyke.
My girlfriend keeps saying that a small dick is nothing to worry about.
I still wish she hadn't got one.
A teacher sees a knife in Jimmy's backpack
"Don't worry sir, it's only a kitchen knife."

"And that?"

"Kitchen gun."
Why Worry?
Why Worry? In life, there are really only two things to worry about. Either you are well, or you are sick: If you are well, there's nothing to worry about! If you are sick, there are two things to worry about. Either you get better, or you die. If you get better, there's nothing to worry about! If you die, there are two things to worry about. Going to Heaven, or going to Hell. If you go to Heaven, there's nothing to worry about! If you go to Hell, you'll be so busy shaking hands with all your friends that you won't have time to worry... So why worry at all??
"Don't worry, be hoppy."
Man: "I’ve had really bad gas lately." Doctor: D"on’t worry, it will pass."
Why these days, the Moon is up till so late? Don’t worry, it is just going through a phase.