“Money often costs too much." ~Ralph Waldo Emerson
“A fool and his money are lucky enough to get together in the first place.” — Gordon Gekko (Michael Douglas) Wall Street
"If you can count your money, you don’t have a billion dollars." ~ J. Paul Getty
“What’s the use of happiness? It can’t buy you money." ~ Henny Youngman
“Money often costs too much.” – Ralph Waldo Emerson
"They were a people so primitive they did not know how to get money, except by working for it." ~ Joseph Addison
"Do you have any idea how cheap stocks are? Wall Street is now being called Wall Mart Street." ~ Jay Leno
“You should always live within your income, even if you have to borrow to do so.”- Josh Billings
“I want my children to have all the things I couldn’t afford. Then I want to move in with them.” —Phyllis Diller
“I’m so poor I can’t even pay attention." ~Ron Kittle
“I finally know what distinguishes man from other beasts: financial worries.” – Jules Renard
“They were a people so primitive they did not know how to get money, except by working for it.” Joseph Addison.
“If there is anyone to whom I owe money, I’m prepared to forget it if they are.” - Errol Flynn
“The economy depends about as much on economists as the weather does on weather forecasters." ~Jean-Paul Kauffmann
“Carpe per diem – seize the check.” – Robin Williams.
“It’s amazing how fast later comes when you buy now!” — Milton Berle
"The safe way to double your money is to fold it in half and put it in your pocket." ~ Kin Hubbard
“It doesn’t matter how low the dollar will go, I will always bend down and pick it up.” ~ Anonymous
"Staying in bed all day is my way of saving money." ~ Anonymous
“He who marries for love without money has good nights and sorry days.” – Anonymous
“Money is the opposite of the weather. Nobody talks about it, but everybody does something about it.” – Rebecca Johnson
“Money is not the most important thing in the world. Love is. Fortunately, I love money.” – Jackie Mason
"Men are like bank accounts. The more money, the more interest they generate." ~ Mark Twain
“I love money. I love everything about it. I bought some pretty good stuff. Got me a $300 pair of socks. Got a fur sink. An electric dog polisher. A gasoline powered turtleneck sweater. And, of course, I bought some dumb stuff, too.” – Steve Martin
"We live by the golden rule. Those who have the gold make the rules." ~ Unknown
“If inflation continues to soar, you’re going to have to work like a dog just to live like one." ~George Gobel
“When people ask me if I have any spare change, I tell them I have it at home in my spare wallet.”-Nick Arnette
“Money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy you the kind of misery you prefer." ~Author Unknown
“We live by the Golden Rule. Those who have the gold make the rules." ~Buzzie Bavasi
“When a fellow says it ain’t the money but the principle of the thing, it’s the money.” – Artemus Ward
“In this country, you gotta make the money first. Then when you get the money, you get the power. Then when you get the power, then you get the women.” –Tony Montana (Al Pacino) Scarface
“Saving is a very fine thing. Especially when your parents have done it for you.” – Winston Churchill
“I just filled out my income tax forms. Who says you can’t get killed by a blank?” — Milton Berle
“Money isn’t everything but it sure keeps you in touch with your children." ~ J. Paul Getty
“Anybody who tells you money can’t buy happiness never had any.” —Samuel L. Jackson
“Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for the ten-dollar haircut you used to get for five dollars when you had hair." ~Sam Ewing
“Blessed are the young, for they shall inherit the national debt." ~ Herbert Hoover
“If only God would give me a clear sign, like making a large deposit in my swiss bank account." ~ Woody Allen
“Who is rich? He that is content. Who is that? Nobody.” – Benjamin Franklin
"I am having an out-of-money experience." ~ Anonymous
“If all the economists were laid end to end, they’d never reach a conclusion." ~George Bernard Shaw
"Don’t stay in bed unless you make money in bed." ~ George Burns
"It’s easy to meet expenses, everywhere we go, there they are." ~ Anonymus
“Economists report that a college education adds many thousands of dollars to a man’s lifetime income – which he then spends sending his son to college.” — Bill Vaughn
“Money’s only something you need in case you don’t die tomorrow." ~ Martin Sheen
“Money can’t buy you happiness but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery." ~ Spike Milligan
“If women didn’t exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning." ~Aristotle Onassis
“I rob banks because that’s where the money is.” Willie Sutton.
“It doesn’t matter if you’re black or white… the only color that really matters is green.” – Family Guy
“You can learn many things from children. How much patience you have, for instance.” —Franklin P. Adams
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