"If hard work were such a wonderful thing, surely the rich would have kept it all to themselves." ~ Lane Kirkland
"Money is like a sixth sense – and you can’t make use of the other five without it." ~ William Somerset Maugham
“I’m stuck between “I need to save money.” and “You only live once.”” – Anonymous
"I put a dollar in one of those changed machines. Nothing changed." ~ George Carlin
“Money’s only something you need in case you don’t die tomorrow.” – Carl Fox (Martin Sheen)Wall Street
“Before borrowing money from a friend, decide which you need most.” —Addison H. Hallock
“I’m spending a year dead for tax reasons.” Douglas Adams.
“I made my money the old-fashioned way. I was very nice to a wealthy relative right before he died” — Malcolm Forbes
“Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I’m not there, I go to work.” – Robert Orben
“Business is the art of extracting money from another man’s pocket without resorting to violence." ~Max Amsterdam
“You can learn many things from children. How much patience you have, for instance.” —Franklin P. Adams
“Undermine the entire economic structure of society by leaving the pay toilet door ajar so the next person can get in free.” - Taylor Meade
“I want my children to have all the things I couldn’t afford. Then I want to move in with them.” —Phyllis Diller
“If there is anyone to whom I owe money, I’m prepared to forget it if they are.” - Errol Flynn
“People are living longer than ever before, a phenomenon undoubtedly made necessary by the 30-year mortgage." ~Doug Larson
“I am not worried about the deficit. It is big enough to take care of itself." ~ Ronald Reagan
“Money and women. They’re two of the strongest things in the world. The things you do for a woman you wouldn’t do for anything else. Same with money.” — Satchel Paige
“The economy depends about as much on economists as the weather does on weather forecasters." ~Jean-Paul Kauffmann
"I’ve done the calculation and your chances of winning the lottery are identical whether you play or not." ~ Fran Lebowitz
“I rob banks because that’s where the money is.” Willie Sutton.
“Money can’t buy you happiness but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery." ~ Spike Milligan
“Money is not the most important thing in the world. Love is. Fortunately, I love money.” – Jackie Mason
"I am having an out-of-money experience." ~ Anonymous
"We live by the golden rule. Those who have the gold make the rules." ~ Unknown
“Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for the ten-dollar haircut you used to get for five dollars when you had hair." ~Sam Ewing
“It’s money. I remember it from when I was single” — Billy Crystal
“Waking your kids up for school the first day after a break is almost as much fun as birthing them was.” - Jenny McCarthy
“It’s money. I remember it from when I was single.” – Billy Crystal
"Most people work just hard enough to not get fired and get paid just enough money not to quit." ~ George Carline
“I’m tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money. I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.” — Shaquille O’Neal
“If inflation continues to soar, you’re going to have to work like a dog just to live like one." ~George Gobel
“If only God would give me a clear sign, like making a large deposit in my swiss bank account." ~ Woody Allen
"Dogs have no money. Isn’t that amazing? They’re broke their entire lives. But they get through. Do you know why dogs have no money? .. No Pockets." ~ Jerry Seinfeld
“The poor have more children, but the rich have more relatives.” – Unknown
“I owe much; I have nothing; the rest I leave to the poor.” - Francois Rebelais
“Women prefer men who have something tender about them – especially the legal kind." ~Kay Ingram
“If you pay peanuts, you get monkeys” – James Goldsmith
“There are two times in a man’s life when he should not speculate: when he can’t afford it, and when he can.” – Mark Twain
“Money can’t buy you happiness, but it can buy you a yacht big enough to pull up right alongside it." ~ David Lee Roth
“People say that money is not the key to happiness, but I always figured if you have enough money, you can have a key made.” ~ Joan Rivers
“If you think money doesn’t grow on trees, you ain’t checking every limb.” – Chamillionaire
“It doesn’t matter if you’re black or white… the only color that really matters is green.” – Family Guy
"I’m so poor I can’t pay attention." ~ Ron Kittle
“Money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy you the kind of misery you prefer." ~Author Unknown
"Money without brains is always dangerous." ~ Napoleon Hill
"Why is there so much month left at the end of the money?" ~ John Barrymore
"There is a very easy way to return from a casino with a small fortune: go there with a large one." ~ Jack Yelton
“A dollar picked up in the road is more satisfaction to us than the 99 which we had to work for, and the money won at Faro or in the stock market snuggles into our hearts in the same way. ~Mark Twain
“The trick is to stop thinking of it as ‘your’ money.” – IRS auditor
“Someday I want to be rich. Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity. That’s how rich I want to be.” – Rita Rudner
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