“You fool! You’re 30 cents away from having a quarter!” –Sweet Dick Willie (Robin Harris)Do the Right Thing
“My formula for success is rise early, work late and strike oil.” JP Getty.
"If you’re given the choice between money and sex appeal, take the money. As you get older, the money will become your sex appeal." ~ Katharine Hepburn
"The safe way to double your money is to fold it in half and put it in your pocket." ~ Kin Hubbard
"Dogs have no money. Isn’t that amazing? They’re broke their entire lives. But they get through. Do you know why dogs have no money? .. No Pockets." ~ Jerry Seinfeld
"They were a people so primitive they did not know how to get money, except by working for it." ~ Joseph Addison
“People say money is not the key to happiness, but I have always figured if you have enough money, you can have a key made.”—Joan Rivers
“Before borrowing money from a friend, decide which you need most.” —Addison H. Hallock
“If there is a WILL, there are 500 relatives.” – Anonymous
“Undermine the entire economic structure of society by leaving the pay toilet door ajar so the next person can get in free.” - Taylor Meade
“The only reason I made a commercial for American Express was to pay for my American Express bill.” Peter Ustinov.
“The waste of money cures itself, for soon there is no more to waste." ~M.W. Harrison
“Money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy beer." ~ Gary Reilly
“You loan your friend money. You see them again, they don’t say nothin’ ’bout the money. ‘Hi, how ya doin’? How’s ya mama doing?’ Man, how’s my money doin’?” – Chris Tucker
“Money is like manure. You have to spread it around or it smells." ~J. Paul Getty
“People say that money is not the key to happiness, but I always figured if you have enough money, you can have a key made.” ~ Joan Rivers
“This would be a much better world if more married couples were as deeply in love as they are in debt” – Earl Wilson
“A dollar picked up in the road is more satisfaction to us than the 99 which we had to work for, and the money won at Faro or in the stock market snuggles into our hearts in the same way. ~Mark Twain
“What’s worth doing is worth doing for money.” –Gordon Gekko (Michael Douglas) Wall Street
"I’ve done the calculation and your chances of winning the lottery are identical whether you play or not." ~ Fran Lebowitz
“If there is anyone to whom I owe money, I’m prepared to forget it if they are.” - Errol Flynn
“If you think money doesn’t grow on trees, you ain’t checking every limb.” – Chamillionaire
"If hard work were such a wonderful thing, surely the rich would have kept it all to themselves." ~ Lane Kirkland
“I’m stuck between “I need to save money.” and “You only live once.”” – Anonymous
“Someday I want to be rich. Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity. That’s how rich I want to be.” – Rita Rudner
“Money’s only something you need in case you don’t die tomorrow.” – Carl Fox (Martin Sheen)Wall Street
“To make a million, start with $900,000.” - Morton Shulman.
“I owe much; I have nothing; the rest I leave to the poor.” - Francois Rebelais
“If inflation continues to soar, you’re going to have to work like a dog just to live like one." ~George Gobel
"I despise the lottery. There’s less chance of you becoming a millionaire than there is of getting hit by a passing asteroid." ~ Unknown
"Who is rich? He that is content. Who is that? Nobody.” ~ Benjamin Franklin
“Money isn’t the most important thing in life, but it’s reasonably close to oxygen on the “gotta have it” scale." ~Zig Ziglar
“All I ask is a chance to prove that money can’t make me happy." ~ Spike Milligan
“Carpe per diem – seize the check.” – Robin Williams.
"We live by the golden rule. Those who have the gold make the rules." ~ Unknown
"Money is like a sixth sense – and you can’t make use of the other five without it." ~ William Somerset Maugham
"Too many people spend money they haven’t earned, to buy things they don’t want, to impress people they don’t like." ~ Will Smith
“Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I’m not there, I go to work.” – Robert Orben
“The safest way to double your money is to fold it over and put it in your pocket.” – Kin Hubbard
“You should always live within your income, even if you have to borrow to do so.”- Josh Billings
“Money isn’t everything but it sure keeps you in touch with your children." ~ J. Paul Getty
“Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for the ten-dollar haircut you used to get for five dollars when you had hair." ~Sam Ewing
"Whoever said money can’t buy happiness didn’t know where to go shopping." ~ Bo Derek
“If you owe the bank $100 that’s your problem. If you owe the bank $100 million, that’s the bank’s problem.” -JP Getty.
“Money can’t buy you happiness but it can pay for plastic surgery." ~ Joan Rivers
“If you want to know what God thinks of money, look at the people he gave it to.” —Dorothy Parker
"If all the rich people in the world divided up their money among themselves, there wouldn’t be enough to go around." ~ Christina Stead
"Staying in bed all day is my way of saving money." ~ Anonymous
"I put a dollar in one of those changed machines. Nothing changed." ~ George Carlin
“What’s the use of happiness? It can’t buy you money." ~ Henny Youngman
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