“If you owe the bank $100 that’s your problem. If you owe the bank $100 million, that’s the bank’s problem.” -JP Getty.
“When I was young I thought money was the most important thing in life; now that I’m old, I know it is." ~ Oscar Wilde
"We live by the golden rule. Those who have the gold make the rules." ~ Unknown
“Someday I want to be rich. Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity. That’s how rich I want to be.” – Rita Rudner
“I’m so poor I can’t even pay attention." ~Ron Kittle
"It’s easy to meet expenses, everywhere we go, there they are." ~ Anonymus
“Money isn’t the most important thing in life, but it’s reasonably close to oxygen on the “gotta have it” scale." ~Zig Ziglar
"I’ve done the calculation and your chances of winning the lottery are identical whether you play or not." ~ Fran Lebowitz
“Budget: a mathematical confirmation of your suspicions." ~A.A. Latimer
"I despise the lottery. There’s less chance of you becoming a millionaire than there is of getting hit by a passing asteroid." ~ Unknown
“Waking your kids up for school the first day after a break is almost as much fun as birthing them was.” - Jenny McCarthy
“People are living longer than ever before, a phenomenon undoubtedly made necessary by the 30-year mortgage." ~Doug Larson
“If all the economists were laid end to end, they’d never reach a conclusion." ~George Bernard Shaw
“Money doesn’t solve all problems but it could solve my money problem.” – Anonymous
“What’s your favorite childhood memory? Not paying bills.” – Anonymous
“They were a people so primitive they did not know how to get money, except by working for it.” Joseph Addison.
"If all the rich people in the world divided up their money among themselves, there wouldn’t be enough to go around." ~ Christina Stead
“A dollar picked up in the road is more satisfaction to us than the 99 which we had to work for, and the money won at Faro or in the stock market snuggles into our hearts in the same way. ~Mark Twain
“I’m tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money. I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.” — Shaquille O’Neal
“If you lend someone $20, and never see that person again, it was probably worth it." ~Author Unknown
“From birth to age 18, a girl needs good parents, from 18 to 35 she needs good looks, from 35 to 55 she needs a good personality, and from 55 on she needs cash.” – Sophie Tucker
“Women prefer men who have something tender about them – especially the legal kind." ~Kay Ingram
“Money’s only something you need in case you don’t die tomorrow." ~ Martin Sheen
“It doesn’t matter how low the dollar will go, I will always bend down and pick it up.” ~ Anonymous
“There were times my pants were so thin I could sit on a dime and tell if it was heads or tails.” -Spencer Tracy quotes
"If hard work were such a wonderful thing, surely the rich would have kept it all to themselves." ~ Lane Kirkland
“Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I’m not there, I go to work.” – Robert Orben
“The waste of money cures itself, for soon there is no more to waste." ~M.W. Harrison
“Money can’t buy you happiness, but it can buy you a yacht big enough to pull up right alongside it." ~ David Lee Roth
“Income tax returns are the most imaginative fiction being written today." ~ Herman Wouk
“It’s amazing how fast later comes when you buy now!” — Milton Berle
“I am not worried about the deficit. It is big enough to take care of itself." ~ Ronald Reagan
“People say money is not the key to happiness, but I have always figured if you have enough money, you can have a key made.”—Joan Rivers
"Whoever said money can’t buy happiness didn’t know where to go shopping." ~ Bo Derek
“Money’s only something you need in case you don’t die tomorrow.” – Carl Fox (Martin Sheen)Wall Street
“What’s the use of happiness? It can’t buy you money." ~ Henny Youngman
“Before borrowing money from a friend, decide which you need most.” —Addison H. Hallock
“The poor have more children, but the rich have more relatives.” – Unknown
“A bargain is something you can’t use at a price you can’t resist.”- Franklin Jones.
“I’m spending a year dead for tax reasons.” Douglas Adams.
“All I ask is a chance to prove that money can’t make me happy." ~ Spike Milligan
“Money isn’t everything, but it’s a long way ahead of what comes next.” - Edmund Stockdale
“Money is not the most important thing in the world. Love is. Fortunately, I love money.” – Jackie Mason
“A father is someone who carries pictures in his wallet where his money used to be” — unknown
“All I ask is the chance to prove that money can’t make me happy.” Spike Milligan.
"Money frees you from doing things you dislike. Since I dislike doing nearly everything, money is handy." ~ Groucho Marx
"Car sickness is the feeling you get when the monthly payment is due." ~Author Unknown
“Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for the ten-dollar haircut you used to get for five dollars when you had hair." ~Sam Ewing
“Carpe per diem – seize the check.” – Robin Williams.
"There is a very easy way to return from a casino with a small fortune: go there with a large one." ~ Jack Yelton
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