"Money doesn’t change you. It reveals who you are when you no longer have to be nice." ~ Tim Ferriss
“No matter how hard you hug your money, it never hugs back.” — H. Jackson Brown Jr.
“A father is someone who carries pictures in his wallet where his money used to be” — unknown
“A fool and his money are lucky enough to get together in the first place.” — Gordon Gekko (Michael Douglas) Wall Street
"Money frees you from doing things you dislike. Since I dislike doing nearly everything, money is handy." ~ Groucho Marx
"Dogs have no money. Isn’t that amazing? They’re broke their entire lives. But they get through. Do you know why dogs have no money? .. No Pockets." ~ Jerry Seinfeld
“I’m stuck between “I need to save money.” and “You only live once.”” – Anonymous
“A dollar picked up in the road is more satisfaction to us than the 99 which we had to work for, and the money won at Faro or in the stock market snuggles into our hearts in the same way. ~Mark Twain
“The waste of money cures itself, for soon there is no more to waste." ~M.W. Harrison
“Always borrow money from a pessimist, he doesn’t expect to be paid back." ~Author Unknown
“I want my children to have all the things I couldn’t afford. Then I want to move in with them.” —Phyllis Diller
“All I ask is the chance to prove that money can’t make me happy.” Spike Milligan.
"I’ve done the calculation and your chances of winning the lottery are identical whether you play or not." ~ Fran Lebowitz
"Do you have any idea how cheap stocks are? Wall Street is now being called Wall Mart Street." ~ Jay Leno
"Whoever said money can’t buy happiness didn’t know where to go shopping." ~ Bo Derek
“People say money is not the key to happiness, but I have always figured if you have enough money, you can have a key made.”—Joan Rivers
“Money can’t buy you happiness but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery." ~ Spike Milligan
“The poor have more children, but the rich have more relatives.” – Unknown
“Money and women are the most sought after and the least known about of any two things we have.”— Will Rogers
“This would be a much better world if more married couples were as deeply in love as they are in debt” – Earl Wilson
“If you owe the bank $100 that’s your problem. If you owe the bank $100 million, that’s the bank’s problem.” -JP Getty.
“Who is rich? He that is content. Who is that? Nobody.” – Benjamin Franklin
“If you want to know what God thinks of money, look at the people he gave it to.” —Dorothy Parker
"I’m so poor I can’t pay attention." ~ Ron Kittle
“When a fellow says it ain’t the money but the principle of the thing, it’s the money.” – Artemus Ward
“You fool! You’re 30 cents away from having a quarter!” –Sweet Dick Willie (Robin Harris)Do the Right Thing
“When I was young I thought money was the most important thing in life; now that I’m old, I know it is." ~ Oscar Wilde
“I love money. I love everything about it. I bought some pretty good stuff. Got me a $300 pair of socks. Got a fur sink. An electric dog polisher. A gasoline powered turtleneck sweater. And, of course, I bought some dumb stuff, too.” – Steve Martin
“Budget: a mathematical confirmation of your suspicions." ~A.A. Latimer
“Money’s only something you need in case you don’t die tomorrow.” – Carl Fox (Martin Sheen)Wall Street
"Too many people spend money they haven’t earned, to buy things they don’t want, to impress people they don’t like." ~ Will Smith
“If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments.” – Earl Wilson
"If hard work were such a wonderful thing, surely the rich would have kept it all to themselves." ~ Lane Kirkland
“Saving is a very fine thing. Especially when your parents have done it for you.” – Winston Churchill
“Someone asked me why women don’t gamble as much as men do, and I gave the commonsensical reply that we don’t have as much money. That was a true and incomplete answer. In fact, women’s total instinct for gambling is satisfied by marriage.” – Gloria Steinem
"If you can count your money, you don’t have a billion dollars." ~ J. Paul Getty
“I’m tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money. I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.” — Shaquille O’Neal
"Staying in bed all day is my way of saving money." ~ Anonymous
"I am having an out-of-money experience." ~ Anonymous
“A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don’t need it.” – Bob Hope
“What’s your favorite childhood memory? Not paying bills.” – Anonymous
"We live by the golden rule. Those who have the gold make the rules." ~ Unknown
“Money isn’t everything, but it’s a long way ahead of what comes next.” - Edmund Stockdale
“It’s amazing how fast later comes when you buy now!” — Milton Berle
“Money isn’t everything but it sure keeps you in touch with your children." ~ J. Paul Getty
"I put a dollar in one of those changed machines. Nothing changed." ~ George Carlin
“Cocaine is God’s way of saying you’re making too much money.” – Robin Williams
“I am not worried about the deficit. It is big enough to take care of itself." ~ Ronald Reagan
“Money isn’t the most important thing in life, but it’s reasonably close to oxygen on the “gotta have it” scale." ~Zig Ziglar
“There’s a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It’s called marriage” — James Holt McGavran