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"I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book."
"Why don't you go home to your wife? Better yet, I'll go home to your wife, and outside of the improvement, she won't notice any difference."
Do you like the song "Jingle Bells"? Because you look like you go all the way!
Nurse, can I have a little sugar to help the medicine go down?
I can’t find a costume for Halloween, so can I just go as your boyfriend?
I'm wearing green, you're wearing green, we have so much in common we should go out sometime.
Your shirt has to go, but you can stay.
I am a pharmacist, I do it without breaks and I go all day long.
You’d better go to the armor shop because we're gonna need some protection.
Let's go shopping. Clothes are 100% off at my house.
25 Years For Being Lazy In a prison in China, prisoners are discussing who's in for what and for how long. "Hey, Zhang- what are you in for?" Zhang: "Strangled my wife's lover to death. Got 15 years. How about you, Wei?" Wei: "I got 10 years for robbery and stabbing. What about you, Wang?" Wang: "I got 5 years for attempted rape. What about you, Liu?" Liu: "25 years for being lazy." All the other prisoners: "WHAT?! HOW?" Liu sighs. "Well, my neighbor and I were playing Go and after few shots of wine, started telling jokes about Jinping and the government. After my neighbor left, I thought to myself: "I should go to the government and report him". But it was late and I was tired, so I decided to go just wait until the morning and went to sleep.  My neighbor, on the other hand, wasn't as lazy..."
Why don’t we go somewhere where I can stick a candle in your jack-o-lantern?
I just got some mistletoe, how about we go back to my place and try it out?
Hey, do you want to go on an Easter egg hunt? I'm sure you'll find something surprising in my pants.
Forget the wearing of green — let’s go right to the wearing of you like a hat!
Why don’t we go somewhere where I can stick a candle in your jack-o-lantern?
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